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Not supized d qur'an says even if u invite dem 2 d straith path dey would turn away in arrogance! Nice rite up@ op. D qur'an says on dat day dey wil say 2 dir lord wit dir own mouth indeed we av wronged our soul

My xtian frnds tell me he is god

Derz even a cigar dy smoke nw like igbo dy call it jedi

Like seriously I want 2 no if he is god

A Farmer ordered a high-tech Milking Machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his pennis into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.

Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though he quickly realized that he couldn't remove his pennis from the Instrument.

He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's customer service hot line. "Hello, I just bought a Milking Machine from your company, It works fantastic but how do I remove it from the Cow's Udder?"

"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "the machine will release automatically once it has collected two gallons."

Its very alarming, if dats d way dy fight crime thieves 4 lag go don reduce
As at last week der was a robbery in ma area wen we call police dey said 'fuel no dy our motto' bt dey later came 2 hrs later with only 1 wan bt yesterday wern dy war raid okada riders dey came with 6 van na wa ooo

Accounting students we're una dy na

Every aspirant shud likd dis post so we go no our number nd how we go trek go gwagz

Shey d toto na gold?

Is d jamb merit list valid

How authentic is dis post

State d versed@ alexi I'm really curious

@ alexi I don't say muslims don't no abt it muslims my be part of it I don't know who did it bt if it we're a muslim don't blame oda muslim, whos is blaming christians 4 wat d crusaders did so don't blame muslim 4 wat oda muslims do!

@alexis like I said in my post earlier. Judge me not my religion so wat bh is doing is no wat we we're asked 2 do, der only misunderstandin. D Quran islam is peace is swear with my life! D reason y ppl have c islam as a religion of violence is cos of d way d media portrays islam bt islam is not as seen on tv. Afta 9/11 d u s invaded iraq nd pakistan d u s army killed over 100k civilian in iraq nd pakistan wit no evidence 2 show dy ar terrorist wen only at most 10k was killed in9/11 how many ppl no of dis? Cos d bbc nd co won't show dat tanks 2 al jazeera nd wikilweaks d meadia makes us c wat dy want us 2! Secondly cos an average persn believes wat he sees on t v p.s I if osama truely did d 9/11 attack he is a shame 2 islam nd humanity

@alexis fighting 4 Allah in wat sense Allah dose no ask us 2 fight unless we ar being oppressed I.e stoped u from goin 2 masjid nd readin d quran dat wen u can fight for Allah

D word jihad means 2 struggle. I am human am not perfect but my religion is so if a d something bad don't blame my religion blame me. U no hitler is a christian he murdered millions of ppl who is blaming christianity for that I no der ar black sheeps in every community don't judge islam by wat muslims bt by d. Glorious Quran nd authentic hadith. Obedience 2 1s parent is jihad, hajj is jihad. And so on killing innocent ppl is not jihad note dat

How much does a dstv walker 7 cost ? Nd 500gb harddisc 4 lappi nd a 2gb ram for lappi tanks

@richez shey school don settle d engineering boys sha

Add me up on bbm:pin:2693A89A ,2go: hayubee was given accounting sha let's all meet sha can't wait

Dad: if I beat u how do u control your anger?
Son: I start washing d toilet!
Dad: how does dat satisfy u?
Son: I wash it with ur tooth brush!

Frm d look of tins b like say na only boyz dy follow dis thread ooo @ prezido shey na pamsite or gwags accounting stdnt go dy ni

All in d name of entertainment, persn get headache abt a celebrity life :d clothe der wearing who dir dating dir hairstyle hence u can even plan ur own lyfe well ! Na wa 4 human being how dis 1 take reduce price of. Fuel not even an educative info!

Alhamdullahi an a muslim. Jazakallah 4 dis write up

Chai den go f*** an taya

Wat about the winning 11

@one gig wat is d required settings

@one gig slow in what sense pls email me abeg b.ayuba at yahoo.com

Hello bros I have a laptop with d brand name RM d ram is: 0.98 gb d harddisk is 54gb I want 2 install windows 7. Nd winning eleven pls tell how 2 do it cos I have d discs with me pls tell me if they would no if it compactable with my laptop tanks

D only reason they tink dir compatable is cos of d pleasure they gain from sex: lust marriage is no based on lust face it, were they like dat since they were born? D reason d west are in support of it is cos it reduces child birth: decrease in population which is what dey want! Say no 2 same sex marriage