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Weldone o, smeller

Yesboss0009:
I smell lies �

Because you are one of the writers of the NL algorithm?

My friend go and sit down.

Premiumwriter2:
are you sure you are ready to succeed at all as a content creator or something?

You created a thread and I'm engaging with it and you are finding faults? Wtf

No worry. Next time you go upload content and nobody go even open the thread talk more of checking out your videos

Maybe I am biased because all my children are left handed.

Bhet true true, some people really dey reject money because the giver use left hand give them the money?

Should we have this conversation or should I mind my business and just continue with learning how to eat semo and egusi soup with fork and knife?

You mean I should send you my akant number make you send your laughing token?

I promise you, na suya and yogurt I go use am buy. No be my fault say the country be like this na

Hathor5:
Comedy!

I wish there was a 'donate button' on NL so that I could pay for the entertainment.

Do you always hijack every opportunity to prove that you are more intelligent? Because you could have just made this on your own post, you know right?

To think that you just repeated about everything I said in my video just makes it more appalling.

Premiumwriter2:
What you do when a girl friend zone you actually depends on what you want with a girl.

If you are in only because you want to f*ck her then it's best that you leave her and move on as the Redpillers will always advise.

Moving on faster will help you look outside for newer opportunities. But if you're in love with a girl and really want something meaningful with her especially if she's a good girl in your eyes, then moving on will be your loss.

This is because this type of girl will be worth fighting for. So how do you untether yourself from her friend zone in this case?

First off:

1. Move on but not too far away. The goal here is to be far away just enough for her to miss you but not too far for her not to reach you (as redpill often suggests).

By moving far away from her, you give her the opportunity to miss you and certain benefits she enjoys being with you. This will mean reducing your interactions with her.

Don't call her. When she calls pick it up after a long ring. Don't return miss calls and don't make excuses for it. If you are with her, don't spend much time her, always leave when she's happiest.

All this is to give her feelings a direction. It points her emotions in the right direction (you) and it will often dawn on her that she is happiest when she's with you or she will start asking why she misses you so much if she claims that she doesn't love you.

This of course will only happen when she's already in love with you but not ready to admit it.

2. Get another girl. It may not be anything serious or even just friends. But don't be the loner. Give your attention to another lady even if it's just friendship.

This will not only make her jealous but will show that other women find you attractive too. Women just like men don't want to settle for less. Like children, They want the 'toy' that every other woman wants.

This is the same reason why you get more women looking at you more frequently when you are walking with another girl. They want to see what that girl sees in you that made her to stay with you.

Run this simple psychology on her.

Many more tricks but typing no too easy for phone.

Hello,

You can get my texting guide: Text her all the way to your bedroom
And learn how to seduce any girl with text easily and make her visit you

It's at paystack. shop/redpill

You feel better now?

BarrSly:
Simp n!gga take advice from a dude holding his shirt with a bulldog clip at your own peril.

No naa!!!

I should go and check out to your picture.

Omo!

Hahahaha

Kuku kee me

Your left ear

lilvicky68:
52 and half years..

I believe it is peculiarly characteristic of Nigerian parents to buy extremely oversized clothing and accessories for their children.

I mean, how can you go to the market to buy a shirt or shoe for me and you left me at home?

How?

So my mum will take a broom stick to measure my leg before going to the market and then come back with a shoe that is almost the size of my father's leg.

Wawu!

Mummy edakun, bhet what happened to the broomstick you went with na?

Or issit that you measure my leg to goan buy shoe for daddy? �

Of course, you know I cannot voice any of these out. Na inside my mind the conversation dey go on.

Or should I talk about how my dad will drive to Warri to buy longsleeve shirts for me and my brother, that after wearing the shirt, we will now be looking like all those overzealous upcoming evangelist sent against their will to win lost souls for Christ in the remotest of villages.

The painful part is that my dad will now be saying,

Wow! See as this cloth fit you. I wish I can take it for myself.

Inside my mind I wee be like, why not just take it na, it's kukuma your size you have bought so.

For many years, I tried to figure out why our parents were always exhibiting this behavior.

If it's because they want us to wear the cloths for a longer period as we dey grow like agric fowl, so that we won't be outgrowing cloths per second, per second.

But you know what usually happens?

Before we will now grow into the cloths, like when the one they bought for me is now actually my size, the shirt go don wash, fade or tear anyhow.

So what is now the point?

As a young boy with too much swag, I was always having severe chest pain in my neck whenever my parents wanted to get us new cloths.

The day I gave up on the struggle was when my mum accompanied my dad to the optometrist to select a glass frame for him

Brethren, my supposedly ever young fineboy dad came back wearing one kind glasses that had him looking like an old retired government secondary school principal in one of those remote villages.

The frame nor just fit am at all.

The thing was very oversize.

As in the glass frame big pass my daddy's small face.

My mum kept saying wow, see how you are looking so smart.

Omo!

Inside my mind, I was saying "yes make e dey go round like this."

This oversize ehn, everybody must collect!

Photos used for illustration

You don't believe? Oya look at my profile and guess my age.

Laurence and I were at a shop close to the house trying to get one or two things when one lady I knew only in passing asked if Laurence is my son and I said yes.

Shey I for just buy wetin carry me come and go back to my house?

I now added, he is my first son actually.

Lady was like wow, you mean you have another son? Like this boy don senior person already?

Pride nor gree me just say yes and go my way. I was like he has two siblings following him already.

This lady legit shouted Obara Jesus!!!!!!

Everybody just start to turn look me, like make we even see the guy wey dey talk sef �

Omo!

One old mama, that was selling pap for the store owner now said, when your age still dey mama house you don born children full everywhere.

To be honest, I didn't know whether to laugh or to vex, because I nor understand the mama.

But whatever she meant, clearly, the mama was deceived by my babyface.

That was how one Oga that was newly posted to our department asked if I was a Youth Corper.

I just said "No sir" and jejely walked to my office.

Me, a whole Registered Engineer and Head of Department oh.

Abeg, I don't want to do baby face again.

Abeg where dem dey sell old man face?

Meanwhile, do you have babyface? What's it like for you?

See, I can bet one of my kidneys that you are the reason she "friendzoned" you.

Yes, na you cause am.

So there is this correct babe that you have this vibe with.

She is your spec, you like her and want her for a serious relationship, but she only sees you as just a friend.

She is very free with you, she tells you everything, but seems not to want a romantic relationship with you.

I'm sorry bros, but you have been "friendzoned".

You will be there and under your nose, another guy go come collect this babe, unless you do something fast.

But to be able to do anything, you need to first understand why you are in the friendzone.

What are you doing that makes her like you as just friend?

Let's settle that one, before we'll now talk about what you need to do, to move from being just friends to being lovers.

I have shared it all here �

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuNJP9cUqOI

If you try this secret I have shared in the video and it works for you, please bring tithe come oh. No loose guard me abeg.

I've often heard ladies express their disapproval of random men who slide into their inbox and starts proposing marriage.

They ask, "How do you love someone you don't know?"

How do you love someone, just from their pictures on social media?

Often times i've had people ask for my opinion on love at first sight.

I'll share with you today.

On the 3rd of November 2013, in a church program at our headquarter church, it was lunch time.

As a very jovial and playful christian brother, I decided to share lunch with a sister, a very good friend.

We were eating from the same plate, sitting opposite each other but in very close proximity, that if you had seen us, you’d have sworn that something was up between us.

In a far away corner of the church auditorium, a fair and fine sister (just exactly my spec if you know) was observing in avid bewilderment, of how a dedicated Christian brother will be eating with a sister inside the church like that.

A million things were going through her head like:

“Who is this brother sef?

He get mind sha o..

He is not even afraid that church leadership will put him on discipline for doing such.

See the way he is even smiling sef..”

Hahahahaha….

I raised my head and I caught this fair and fine sister, stealing a glance at me.

Immediately our eyes met, she sharply looked away.

Me sef as a fine gentleman, I throway face too.

Small time again, I looked and behold, our fair and fine sister was looking at me, still surprised.

Again, our eyes met and she quickly looked away.

This thing happened like five times o..

As a sharp guy, I decided to investigate this fine and fair sister.

All die na die. Something must kill a men.

Long story short, I got her number, although through illegal means sha, but lass lass we became friends.

Fast forward to 3 years later, November 12 2016, we got married.

That first day our eyes met, something in me just clicked, but was it love?

Definitely not.

Call it crush, call it infatuation, infact call it anything, but definitely not love.

Love in not automatic like that.

Love grows.

The first day we spoke on the phone, the conversation didn't go very smoothly, infact I was on hot seat, explaining how I got her number.

But I called again, I began to call more often, we advanced to Whatsapp and we got chatting more often.

Praise the Lord brethrens, the ministry was moving.

We graduated to physical meetings, and we started spending more time together.

Eventually, I began to gain her trust, she started to open up, she could now confide in me about her personal and family issues.

I got closer to her family, she got closer to mine.

Look ehn, this thing called ‘love’ grows through a process. It is not automatic abeg.

If someone tells you, the first day I set my eyes on you, I fell in love with you.

Na scam!

Just carry your bag and run.

Truth is, men are often attracted by what they see.

Someone like me that easily get distracted by outward beauty, front and back endowments, complexion, perfectly fitted cloths, awesome colour combinations, matching bags and shoes.

When we see these things at first sight ehn, we move closer like rat picking up the smell of smoked fish.

Then when we get close, we begin to discover other virtues like respect, intelligence, cleanliness and hygiene, great cooking skills, and we start to develop feelings gradually.

Women also might be attracted by looks, but falling in love?

It takes more than that.

Women doesn't fall in love easily like men, to win a woman's love, you'll need to constantly make her happy being around you, spend quality time with her, know what she likes, understand how she jokes.

Please brother, understand that if she calls you big head or bosqaurt, is not because she is disrespectful.

Buy her gifts, constantly compliment her, and stuffs like that.

I love your hair, your dress fits you perfectly, nice shoes.

If you like add

“You smell nice”.

Hehehehehe.

When you have gone to your house, in her alone moments, she’d think about those things you’ve done and said, and she'll just start smiling childishly.

Congratulations bro..

She have started falling for you already.

Now you can bring your tithes to the man of God.

But also know that the same way love grows, love also dies.

If I stop being nice to my wife, I stop spending quality time with her, stop complimenting her beauty, stop giving her gifts, and taking her out on romantic dates, I stop doing all those mind blowing stuffs I was doing before I got her..

See, I don't need a babalawo to tell me that her love for me will soon begin to wear off.

Then, if my wife is always on the phone with another bobo, it's only a matter of time, before she will start going out with him, then I have already failed in keeping her love.

At some point, the love must have started wearing off.

I need to check myself properly and figure out where I missed it, what have I stopped doing?

Perhaps someone else has started epp-ing me to do it.

At this point, it's up to me, to figure out how to win back her love, that's if small love still remain o.

Love at first sight is scary.

Because if truly love at first sight is real, then relationships and marriages are in trouble, because our partners can just meet someone randomly and fall in love with them at first sight.

And where does that leave us?

But common sense will tell you that's not possible sha.

Dem nor dey run am like that

Na small small.

Na from clap dem dey take enter dance.

You disagree? Let's see your reason.

Meanwhile, you can check out my YouTube channel for more of my premium dating tips for singles.

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So I'm at this party and I find a very correct babe that catches my attention.

I won't just walk up to her and just start a conversation. Instead, I will go and position myself somewhere where she will see me.

Let's make eye contact first. When our eyes have jam, I will just wink and look away, or even walk away sef.

Now she will be wondering who is this guy?

I'm calculating her, so that when I walk up to her, she will be like there you are!

She won't say she has been using eyes to find you since o.. That's women for you, that's how they use to do.

Then I'd complement her dress, or shoes, or bag, or even her hair.

When I say compliment, don't go and tell her "this your dress is fine oo, your tailor must be very good."

That one you do so, it's the tailor you have given compliments not her.

Tell her the dress looks good on her, or that she looks stunning in the dress. You see ehn, women like you to tell them they look beautiful.

If I do it with the right smile, she will also smile back and say thank you.

And if i'm lucky, she might even compliment me too.

After all, me I'm a fine Huncle too.

So you see? She has started to relax.

Then I'd start a conversation, something like "so how do you intend to rock the dance floor with those beautiful shoes?"

She will make a shy face and be like, "Me, I don't know how to dance o"

Now for me that is a good dancer, you see, I have just won jackpot

Na to offer to be her dance teacher be that. �


When she is still smiling and enjoying my company, I will just break the news.

"Oh I'm sorry I have to leave now.."

And Oh! I didn't get your name. Or course she will tell me her name.

Wow! It was a pleasure meeting you Diana. (With legit smiles o)

Then I will ask her for her Facebook name, if she is not on Facebook then I will ask for her WhatsApp contact. If she doesn't give me number, I will ask for her email.

You see, she will give me, because I have behave like someone that have sense.

And when I decide to chat her up like two days later, I won't goan be doing

"Hi angle" or "hi beautiful"

I'm a sensible somebody so it will show in my chat.

That's how you get a lady's attention.

Oya watch this my video for more tips on how to start a conversation with a babe you are eyeing


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bcDXYNZU0M

During the early stage of our friendship, my wife bought me a gift.

But the way my coconut head responded to the gesture was not good at all.

Anytime I think about it, I remember the couple who took 20 years before they finally spoke their mind to each other.

Before they got married, the woman had prepared a particular soup for the man and he told her how much he loved it.

And since then, the lady had been preparing the soup for him thinking it was his favorite soup.

The man hated the soup.

You know how your babe go cook soup wey no follow but you cannot talk?�

What actually causes most of these issues is that people express love differently.

If you are a "gifts" kind of person, you tend to express your love, with gifts, when infact, some times, the person you are trying to express your love to, doesn't care about gifts at all.

Now that everybody is wishing you happy new month, let me ask you.

The way you know your Genotype, do you know your love language?

Do you know the love language of your boo?

Or should I mind my business?

Because there is this free 2mins online test you can take that reveals your love language with pristine accuracy.

I have taken the test and the result was so accurate.

Would you love to try it?

You should.

I shared the link to take the test in this my video on understanding the 5 love languages by Gary Chapman.

See it here �


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LjpHaBkv2c

But I have a ask.

If your boo cooks for you and the food is not sweet will you tell him /her?