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CareerLooking To Build A Solid Career In Audio Editing? by hbemigho(op): 1:43pm On Jan 02, 2023
There was a time i paid for a studio session to make a cover for one song, only to realize later that i could have created the song cover myself with Audacity Audio editing software.

The money i paid for that recording session pain me i won't lie.

But on a serious note, Audacity has got to be the most powerful free (open source) audio editing software currently available.

If you have interest in learning audio editing, either for podcasts, voiceovers, movie and music production, then you should consider using audacity. You will love it.

You can start learning the basics of audio editing for free on my YouTube channel (Audacity Audio Pro).
PhonesWho Else Still Uses Wristwatch To Check Time? by hbemigho(op): 4:17pm On May 18, 2022
I remember when I checked time on my wristwatch when everyone else was doing so with their smartphones.

I felt like the smartphone technology had successfully reduced the wristwatch to just a piece of fashion accessory.

Imagine, the look on my face, when my friend Chris took an incoming call on his wristwatch.

Just when I thought the era of traditional wristwatches was over, the tech guys upped the game with the smartwatch.

I'm talking about a watch that is compatible with your smartphone's operating system.

I hadn't recovered from the surprise that Chris could take his calls by simply pushing a button on the smartwatch, he went ahead to show me how the watch monitors his heart rate and blood pressure.

Wow! Of course, I know there are health gadgets specifically for these functions with more accurate data readings, but it isn't just about accuracy, especially for someone like me who places a high premium on comfort.

I wouldn't be carrying a heart rate monitor around, or would you?

I bet you're smiling already, you got the point.

It got even better, he could remotely control his smartphone's camera via the smartwatch.

It was at that point that I became interested in owning a smartwatch.

I also need to enjoy the good life. But the problem was that there was a variety of smartwatches from different brands, with different features and price ranges.

Chris and I discussed specifications together and I eventually settled for one with a strong battery life (standby time – 10 days) and also water-resistant.

The best part was all these features combined in one gadget for less than $22


Oh, boy!

I Immediately pulled out my credit card to place an order on eBay, and guess what? This particular vendor offers free shipping.

Now with my smartwatch, I can track my smartphone, remotely control my phone's camera, monitor my heart rate and blood pressure, place and receive calls, send and receive messages and lots more.

Life just got easier for me.

You can order yours from the same vendor here: https://ebay.to/3FXidbh

You can also check out other ones and I can guarantee that you'd find one with the features you need with a price range that falls within your budget.

Besides the fast delivery, free shipping and money-back guarantee this vendor is offering, you'd be expecting a complete package of the Smartwatch, a manual and charging line.

Everyone deserves to enjoy the easy life, and these super durable smartwatches are doing an impressive job of providing ease and comfort with everyday activities.
BusinessPeople That Make International Payments Online by hbemigho(op): 9:11am On Apr 22, 2022
You people that use to shop online and make payments for Netflix, facebook ads, etc with your naira card, abeg, what rate does your bank charge you per dollar?

Barter charges N588 per dollar, vello charges N590 and i think that's too outrageous.

I'm guessing bank rate should be much lower. How much is your bank rate?

I'm looking for the lowest rates. Please help comrade �
BusinessBest Payment Gateways For Receiving Online Payments Without Website by hbemigho(op): 2:45pm On Dec 04, 2021
One major challenge for everyone who provides products based solution in exchange for money, is figuring out the most seamless way to receive payments online.

This decision is usually a though one especially for eCommerce vendors for a number of reasons.

1. How safe and secure are my customers payment card details?

2. How easy and user friendly is the platform?

3. What platforms gives my buyers the best buying experience?

4. What range of payment options are available on the platform for buyers to choose from?

5. How about set up and transaction processing fees?

These are some of the tough questions on the mind of every online vendor.

Actually, there are a plethora of payment platforms currently available with different features, pros and cons.

To make it easier for you, I have written an on my top 3 favorite payment gateways for receiving local and international payments online.

Do check it out. It's interesting read.

https://copycoast.com/my-top-3-favorite-payment-gateways/

Music/RadioWhat Is The Best Free Audio Editor Available? by hbemigho(op): 2:25pm On Nov 25, 2021
I have had quite a lot of people ask me about what audio editing tool I use that gives my audio that rich and crisp feel.

Recently, I shared with a friend of mine the pros and cons of the tool I consider the best free audio editor available.

It's an interesting review.

You can read it here �

https://copycoast.com/is-audacity-really-the-best-free-audio-editing-tool/
BusinessThe Easiest N100,000 You Can Make Before December. by hbemigho(op): 9:55pm On Nov 24, 2021
No long talk, let me just get straight to the point.

The idea is to connect someone who needs a solution to someone who provides the solution and take a decent commission from the deal.

For example, I have decided to take my new side hustle (blogging) to a professional level.

I have gone ahead to apply for Google AdSense so that I can start making money from my blog as it picks up traffic.

You have some of your people in your contact that you know will really do well if they start blogging.

Reach out to them.

Some of them want to do it but don't know how to go about it.

Let them know that with only N50k, they can get themselves an attractive and engaging SEO optimized blog and start blogging professionally.

As a bonus, I will share with them for free, the tools I use to create content, proofread, check for plagiarism, and drive traffic to my blog posts.

They don't need a laptop, just their smart phone and they are good to go.

And when they take the deal, you get a clean N5,000 referral bonus or call it commission from the deal.

Now do this for only 20 persons.

That's a cool N100,000

You can check out my new blog, infact you can show it to them as sample.

https://www.copycoast.com

If you are interested, you can reach me via email on blog.copycoast@gmail.com
FamilyNew To Blogging? Read This! by hbemigho(op): 6:08pm On Nov 23, 2021
I'm sure you already know now that the fastest way to grow your blog organically is by consistently posting original content on your blog.

There is this app I use to check my articles for plagiarism before I post it on my blog.

I just posted an article on my favorite American actress and guess what?

It's 100 percent original content.

It's an interesting read by the way. You'd love it trust me.

https://copycoast.com/angelina-jolie-whats-so-special-about-her/
RomanceHow Ladies Experience Orgasm Without Sexual Intercourse Or Masturbation by hbemigho(op): 9:11am On Nov 12, 2021
The things some women do!

When she told me the story, to be sincere, I didn't know what to make of it.

You should see it here: �

https:///G4sense01

Ladies please don't try this stunt on your first date oh!
FamilyWhen Wahala Don Tie Two Wrapper!!! by hbemigho(op): 8:01pm On Sep 24, 2021
I know children of God should not swear and curse but in all sincerity, e nor suppose better for Buhari

So I checked time, it was already a few minutes past 12noon.

I needed to go pick up Laurence from school and back to the office so we'd both wait for mama L to finish up at her office.

I hurriedly stepped out of the office and got to the parking lot where I had parked my car.

My car wasn't there.

I was surprised because I was staring at an empty space where I usually park my car and I was sure I parked it there this morning.

I mean other cars were still there, only my own was missing.

When I knew that there was problem, was when I started checking under the other cars looking for my own car.

You see this Nigeria, everybody is at the verge of running mad oh.

Na just small thing remain make e manifest.

Because honestly, I don't even know which is more painful, that I was looking for my car under other people's car or that I drove it to see my boss at the college auditorium and forgot it there.

At least I didn't use bike to go and carry my son from school because I forgot that I have a car.

Wahala nor too much?

God abeg oh.
FamilyThis WHOT Game Is Making Mega Sense! by hbemigho(op): 8:09pm On Sep 23, 2021
I used to think that I love playing mobile games until I met my wife.

Omo!

That babe dey play game abeg.

You see candy crush ba?

This babe can play that game and forget to eat.

And you know how games are, especially mobile phone games.

E dey make sense pass when you are playing with somebody.

All those one they used to play with computer nor dey too sweet like the ones you are playing with person.

So I downloaded this particular WHOT game for me and madam to be playing, but the challenge we have is that, when I am free to play game, she is attending to baby, when she is available, I am working for a client or doing something else.

We are hardly both available at the same time.

I started searching for an online game platform where one can easily find other people who are available to play games with.

And that was how I came across this

ONLINE GAMES HUB

It's an online social relaxation center for game lovers to have fun playing mobile games virtually.

The Online Games Hub is hosting the the very first WHOT Game Tournament where participants play against themselves to emerge as the "WHOT MASTER" and winners go home with the N20,000 cash prize for suya and yogurt to celebrate the win.

If you Sabi play WHOT and you love to participate in the tournament, oya join the group now and register for the tournament it's FREEE!!

Join here�
https://www./onlinegameshub

Even if you don't like to participate in the Tournament, you can still join the group to meet other game loves to play games with, and even win DATA or AIRTIME during the tournament giveaways.

If you sabi, come let's play.

GamingCan You Play WHOT? by hbemigho(op): 7:50pm On Sep 23, 2021
I used to think that I know how to play the game of WHOT until I jam one wicked babe like that.

Omo!

The babe dey play this game abeg.

She dey use like 12 cards take checkup.

When she dey nack you the pick, she go really allow you dey go market to pick the cards.

Kai, that thing dey pain especially when dem check after you don go market go pack like 16 cards full hand.

But I love the game and that's why I joined

ONLINE GAMES HUB

It's a social relaxation center for game lovers to have fun playing online mobile games virtually.

They are hosting the the very first WHOT Game Tournament where participants play against each other to emerge as the "Whot Master" and the winners go home with N20,000 cash prize.

If you Sabi play WHOT and you love to participate in the tournament, oya join the group now.�
https://www./onlinegameshub

Yes it's absolutely FREE!!!!

Even if you don't like to participate in the tournament, you can still join to find other people to play other online games with and even win DATA and AIRTIME during the game giveaways.

https://www./onlinegameshub

FamilyChildhood Memories | Episode 1 by hbemigho(op): 4:38pm On Sep 04, 2021
Back then as kids, during morning devotion, my dad would randomly call on anyone to round up the prayer for end of devotion.

Whenever my grand parents come to visit, my dad would ask my grandpa to round up the prayers.

If only my dad had opened his eyes one of those days to see the look on the faces of my siblings and I.

Devotion of 45mins oh, 2 hours don pass and grandpa still dey round up prayer.

If it's a week day, just forget about school that day, because you must reach school after first period don over.
RomanceWhy Women Need To Hustle And Make Their Own Money. by hbemigho(op): 1:11pm On Aug 30, 2021
Recently, I had a "heart-to-heart" talk with a woman who was physically abused by her fiance.

When I asked her, why she was still with the man when clearly her life was in danger, she said, "I don't have anyone else to take care of me."

Then I realized that a lot of women just like her are taking shit and tolerating nonsense from men because they are benefitting financially from them.

If you are a woman, please listen to this candid advice.

Video length is 40 seconds.�


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AoAiM1NChk
FamilyNigerian Mothers And Their Drama | When Are You Getting Married? by hbemigho(op): 11:52am On Aug 13, 2021
FamilyRe: I Didn't Know How To Feel About What My Son Did. by hbemigho(op): 8:05pm On Aug 08, 2021
Thanks for your comment, but if you knew me then you would have no reason to doubt.

I take it you haven't met really smart kids that's why you think this story is made up.

All the same cheers!

mariahAngel:
It’s either your son is not two or the story is not true.
FamilyI Didn't Know How To Feel About What My Son Did. by hbemigho(op): 7:40pm On Aug 08, 2021
Today in church, my son Laurence sat quietly on his own in a seat in front of me.

Another boy about 2 years older than him also sat on his own seat by the side.

This other boy, I don't know him well, he got up and went to meet his dad at the other side of the church auditorium.

He came back and met his seat already occupied by two other boys, one about his age and another one slightly older than him.

Before they took his seat in his absence, they had accosted my son Laurence first, and asked him to get up from the chair he was sitting on for them to seat.

Me I just dey use corner eye dey observe them.

I know say dem never born the pikin wey go bully my boy.

My son just ignored the boys like they weren't even there.

That was when they went and occupied the vacant seat by the side that the other boy had left to go meet his dad.

Boy came back, found his seat was occupied by the ungun known boys and began to cry.

Like play, the cry was getting pretty intense very fast.

My son Laurence got up from his seat, went over and pushed down the two boys occupying the seat, collected the boy's Bible from them gave it to the crying boy and asked him to seat down on his seat.

Omo!!!!!

I was shocked.

My son Laurence just legit fought for someone older than him.

I felt good that my son was compassionate to stand up for someone being bullied.

But I didn't feel good that he is doing this at this young age. He is just 2years old.

Make he nor go dey beat people children for school oh.

Nor be me school Principal go dey send for every week because my son decided to be the "Jack Bauer" of the school.

To be honest, I don't know whether to be happy or to be worried with this development.

Your thoughts?
RomanceReasons Why People Stay In Abusive Relationships by hbemigho(op): 3:09pm On Aug 05, 2021
I believe there are other reasons, but I have shared two of the topmost reasons why people stay with an abusive partner.

If you know more reason besides the two I mentioned please share.

See it here�


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oORtbeOPx8
FamilyYou Accepted The No Sex Until Marriage Challenge And This Happens by hbemigho(op): 12:25pm On Jul 29, 2021
Just when Bro Tim has accepted to adopt the "No sex Until Marriage" policy, this happens. .

Omo!!!!

Press play and wait for it.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axjGpLiplKk

Please don't forget to subscribe if you love the video.
FamilyWant To Get Flat Tummy Without Diet, Waist Trainer Or Workout? by hbemigho(op): 9:10pm On Jul 25, 2021
This flat tummy struggle is very real oh.

If one of your goals this year is to get flat tummy, then congratulations, because I just discovered a very sure way to achieve it.

Don't worry it doesn't involve starving yourself in the name of dieting or using waist trainer or even workout.

Oya check it out here

https://youtube.com/shorts/o6pg6LQQxJc?feature=share
FamilyWife Vs Mother Wahala | This Guy Is Not Well Walahi by hbemigho(op): 1:40pm On Jul 25, 2021
Omo! Things dey happen sha.

Press pray and wait for it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXPFHAjPDLA
BusinessHow I Make My Posts Go Viral On Nairaland Without Ads. by hbemigho(op): 12:35pm On Jul 21, 2021
Some of the Coaches on Facebook Nigeria will not make heaven I swear.

I mean, how can you organize a 3 days masterclass for something you can just teach in less than 10mins.

They will use the first day to narrate how they were once broke and struggled with depression.

The will use the second day to do some more aspire to perspire that usually always backfires..

They'll now use only 10mins on the last day to tell you something they should have said from the beginning.

Then use the remaining 3 hours to tell you why you should buy a premium course that contains all the secrets, and strategies you need to be able to write posts that goes viral on Nairaland.

E nor suppose better for people that derive joy in wasting other people's time and money.

But as everybody is now a Coach so (including me)

The only difference is that some people dey actually get result and dem nor dey make noise.

Have similar experience? Oya share.

I forgot to mention that I recently attended a paid masterclass and the Coach was using materials he got from my own training to teach his class.

I just weak.

The country hard true true, I nor go lie.
https://www.facebook.com/officialcoachb/
FamilyThis Has Got To Be The Most Ridiculous Reason For A Man To Get Married by hbemigho(op): 3:28pm On Jul 20, 2021
I know some people get married for funny reasons oh, but this Brother Tim own weak me.

Things dey occur sha!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrPn1zwgb9U
FamilyThis Really Cracked Me Up. It's The Premium Shock For Me. by hbemigho(op): 9:01am On Jul 17, 2021
Bhet this guy get mind sha.

Just press play and wait for it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es69nr_4_TI
FamilyWhere Women Dey See This Kind Mind Sef? by hbemigho(op): 3:01pm On Jul 12, 2021
This one legit off me

Oya press play and wait for it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob-7jWRKiMI
FamilyRe: What's Really The Big Deal About Marrying An Older Lady? by hbemigho(op): 12:18pm On Jul 08, 2021
Haaaa!

HRHQueenPhil:
Only a spirit filled matured Christian of 40 years and above should marry someone older than him pls...
FamilyWhat's Really The Big Deal About Marrying An Older Lady? by hbemigho(op): 11:10am On Jul 08, 2021
I have had this discussion with people and most men seem not to be OK with the idea of marrying an older lady.

On the contrary, most ladies I have discussed with, seem not to have an issue with marrying a younger man

Please, what's your take on this?

By the way, here is my own 2 cents on the matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58riKj0NRM4
FamilyRe: Have You Done A Business That Didn't Work Out As You Expected? Coman Gist Us. by hbemigho(op): 11:05am On Jul 08, 2021
Please gist us
Onahi95:
I've had my fair share of failures in business that I've become very pessimistic about business now but I won't forget one in a hurry.
FamilyHave You Done A Business That Didn't Work Out As You Expected? Coman Gist Us. by hbemigho(op): 9:13am On Jul 08, 2021
I'll go first.

I have failed at several businesses o, but this particular one still dey pain me anytime I remember it.

So I have been drinking zobo since I was in primary school but it didn't feel or taste special until I drank one correct chilled zobo made by my babe.

Drinking this zobo, business ideas started to enter my head. I started to see the possibility of becoming a major competitor of Coca-Cola with my brand of zobo.

That's how I brought my babe and my brother together to start a zobo company.

As fate would have it, it was about the time that Deeper Life was having their Easter retreat.

So for my mind, there is a huge market for our product. I went ahead to make branded stickers for the zobo bottles.

We made 500 bottles of zobo for a start. By my calculations then, one bottle was selling for 50 naira, which would have generated N25k minus our production cost, we were expecting at least N12k profit from that first batch.

Long story short, day came, we transported the chilled zobo to the camp venue. The woman in charge of selling already did her own zobo to sell.

Omo, the thing just off me 2 seconds.

Lass lass we managed to sell only 20 bottles for N30 each.

The thought of transporting the zobo back home made me start experiencing symptoms of malaria and typhoid there on the spot.

Please don't even ask me what happened to the remaining bottles of zobo because I never still recover from that heartbreak.

To think I wanted to compete with the almighty Coca-Cola.

Chai!

Have you ever started a business that doesn't work out as you thought?

Abeg gist us.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Parents And Oversized Cloths | My Own Story by hbemigho(op):
Ok

Santinho:
Thanks Bro. I have followed you already. Keep the threads coming and please, kindly quote me when you drop any. Threads like this help you unwind the daily stress of Nigeria.
FoodMy Egusi Soup Experience by hbemigho(op):
I remember back then when I was still a novice in the game.

That was before I got married.

Wifey was coming to visit, and I wanted to do something romantic.

Of all things in this world, I chose to prepare egusi soup.

I chose the soup because I been feel say the thing easy.

I know there are different methods of preparing this particular soup, infact I know there is one they use to fry the egusi.

Na so I put red oil for fire and allowed it to heat very well.

The oil self been don dey bleech, people that know how to cook understand what I am saying about the oil.

I con put the egusi inside, begin fry am like garri.

Omo!

I fry so tey all the egusi don turn to black.

One spirit at the back of my head that was directing me on how to cook the soup now told me

"My son, it's time to add all the ingredients."

I know you are already laughing so let me not disgrace myself further.

I was still battling with the soup inside kitchen when madam came.

Infact, na from the estate gate she know say person dey burn house. Sorry food.

Brethren, if like say na food I burn, e for still good.

I mean, I been never start to cook oh and the egusi don burn finish.

Las lass I tell babe say na the one wey the egusi burn I dey like pass.

Anytime I remember this thing ehn, I dey sorry for some brothers in the bachelor geng.

When dem cook rubbish finish dem nor get choice than to enjoy am like that.

But I know some guys sabi cook wella, even pass some women sef.

Oya babes and guys, what's your favorite soup?

Can you prepare it? No lie oh! .

FamilyRe: Nigerian Parents And Oversized Cloths | My Own Story by hbemigho(op): 6:19pm On Jul 06, 2021
I have been trying to start another thread since morning but I keep getting this message that I should try later that the server is down.

Please, is anyone experiencing this too or it's just me?
Santinho:
Thanks Bro. I have followed you already. Keep the threads coming and please, kindly quote me when you drop any. Threads like this help you unwind the daily stress of Nigeria.

FamilyRe: If You Don't Understand This, Congratulations! You Are A Fargin by hbemigho(op): 11:20am On Jul 06, 2021
Something must kill a man
Chapter1vs6:
The bigger the better.

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