₦airaland Forum

first of all,i wld like 2start by saying dat U nid Jesus,u probably encountered sm1 whom was carrying a strong foul spirit n she happened 2b yuh 1st love,n yea u might v enjoyed it bk den,buh come on gal,now yuh a grown up woman,ow u gon cope wiv her sagged bwests n Jajina in yrs 2cm if u finally decide 2b wiv her,4d sake of yuh family seek spiritual counsel cos its quite obvious dat u do not value yuhself dt much,like it or not,yuh not d one in control of yuh lyf ryt nw,wait untill u jam Christ then u wld understand....

ButterFrost212:
people should really learn to spell out their words, there's no way "x" can replace is... I didn't finish reading it though, but I think I get what you're on about

Noted

firstking01:
A non_entity would always regard advice as a curse.



Have a nice day.

hmm vry funny

TrapQueen77:



Cheaters must repent ooo

yea if dey wish,i blv yuh1 of us, sorry i meant wia 1of us....

saintikechi:
you need to give your life to christ and go back to school and learn how to read and write. especially the bible, you cant even construct a simple sentence yet you have conquerd all the clitoris in your village.

cnt construct a simple sentence,hmm funny,mayb u wia d reading d stuff backwards....

thesuave10:
All them cheaters. you right man, cheaters do have serious issues.i don't think they are the most insecure tho. The main problem I see with cheating is that it's irresponsible and insensitive. Join the Ex-cheaters annual conference by the way so that you don't go back

wld think bout it bro

Daniel2289:
On point.

tnx bro

firstking01:
Smh, is it that the buttons on your phone are faulty/stiff or your fingers are short

or maybe yuh brain x jst dusty

As a dude whom has toured n conquered d female Klitoris time n time again,b4 i came 2realise dat dia x nufin gud in dat deep dark hole,blv me wen i tel u dat cheaters are d most insecure in a relationship,cos v bin dia..because dey always blv dia spouse x doing d same thing as em,dts y dey heighten every small issue dat might actually mean nufin,wen dey find out dat dia bae mayb x wiv a guy whom might actually mean nufin 2her or have any guy related problem wiv her,which might actually b d way she said it's....
Another tin bout dis set of folks x dat dey do look out 4scopes which dey might v used in d past on 1of dia exs while dey wia cheating on dia new bae,thereby questioning every legal n illegal movement...
To some point its actually gud 2v been a playboy or sharp gal or wateva,it makes u 2b more aware bout d dating game,n all its do's n dont's buh then again makes u 2 always b@ high alert weneva u start dating agn,crossing every T n doting evry I,even wen u dnt wnt 2show it,it becomes a part of u...
So whenever you hear any1 whining bout ow dia galfrd allegedly did this or that,pls do take a very close look @d persons life,u might actually find out dat most tyms its dia guilt talking,or just probably Karma,paying em a visit... Note: Dat does'nt mean dat gud guys n gals dnt v issues in a relationship..... Now do v a lovely day ahead y'all....
Signed: Headless-Chicken...

@Op abeg how old r u? Cos it sounds as if yuh kinda immature,so upon all dis inflation wey dey evrywia na boyfrd ma8r b yuh wahala abi? Now lemme advice u,wen sm1 cheats on u in a r/ship u v jst 2choices 1 brkup wiv dem n move on,2 accept em bk n 4gv em buh bearing in mind dt dey may do it agn,cos if dey did'nt respect u enuf 2do it d 1st tym,wats 2stp em 4rm doin it agn.

I only miss em if d sex was good....

So our only priority in life x 2mk money abi? N after dat wat next? Then how are we suppossed 2mk Heaven? If a gal no get money,ow e take concern u? Abi u nva hear say Goat wey no get tail say na im God dey help am pursure fly,na yuh kind wey go send sm weak minded gals into prostiution.... I go lk knw wia dem go bury u,so i go cm doggy on yuh grave wiv yuh sista Usu....

all dis guys wey dia sperm no dey hear English....

Dat Bae Punna fit dey smell lk Dog Poo,@Op 4yuh mind u dey fvck beta tin abi?

If yuh a gal n do remember all dis buh still follow Mamagee 2put up crappy topics on Nairaland,yuh punishment is in hell....

d 1st sentence u made dia,jst turned my belly n i cld'nt kontinue reading it anymore,buh wateva led u 2mk such a magnimonious sentence @ 1st must b vry aggreviating,tk hrt bro...

Na to sound d daylight comot her eyes,upon all dis hardship na to fight go dey hungry u....

if dix wia 2b in d northern part of nigeria,dem 4done behead her by now,or even throw bomb insyd dt her Hijab.... Hehehe yeye country,she has evry ryt 2do wateva she lkx....If only we rly valued our religion d way we do pretend to,den we all wld rly mk heaven....

chiefojiji:

Excuse me broh, wan quickly go inside toilet make I go laff...

The guy need koboko...

serious one my broda,abeg laf finish mk i cm join u..... No b small tori

Heavy Bunch of idiots,buh wen d tym x ryt 2settle dwn,wld still pik 1 4rm d bunch n dust out d stupidity 4rm her cobweb infested brain....

if u tink dia x nufin wrong wiv having sexx in d dream pls kontinue,n while yuh @it do demand 4 Eba wiv draw soup after d 1st round.... Oloshi

21st Century i laf @ our Generation,cos dis x jst d beginning.... Wat wld bcom of our children?

agbonkamen:
dont worry your ogbolor factry will dry too Nigeria men are not good lovers, they are not romantic na only few dey romantic if ur babe ask u for money if u have give her and if u are the giving type she will understand when u are broke.

Story Story Story.....

Take hrt bros,cos d hustle x not easy,wat kips me calm wen stuffs lk dat goes dwn x knowing dt sm of d gals i do eat r sm1s bbe..

Men n Prostitutes go a long way back,i just c d act of patronising prostitutes as a necessary evil dat should b observed by every youth b4 settling dwn,in oda 2understand firsthand d bullshit...

slimthugchimee:
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Are u 1 of em?

slimthugchimee:
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Are u 1 of em?

slyIsaac:
op been to UNILAG?!......smh...

Vnt bin 2unilag bro,buh 4rm wat m cin on dis syd,m sure dt place wld b a total disaster