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Yuh mumu no be here bro,yuh stupidity x on another level...

Yuh Egungun done dey warm up to enter express...

Time reveals all....

Go to God in prayer's...

Onye amuma si anyi gbara umu nwanyi Oso...

Hustle first woman later...

What does your God have to say about all these? Or have you not consulted him yet

Yuh mother is sick and yuh busy worried about a common girlfriend...

Sh!t x bout to hit the fan...

Crazy kids everywhere...

N!gga shut the phuck up...

Golf Volkswagen for 1m.... strange time's indeed...

N!ggas be diving in raw back to back....

How is this News?...

I see..

victorian:
Several times with pretty ladies I like and want around me or handsome guys I like and find interesting.

I'm a sucker for beauties and Handsome looks but such persons must have good hearts. Then we are good to go.

It's no biggie, Infact it's relaxing sef to my nerves,mind and senses.

Someday soon your little eyes would be opened to the reality of life at the other side...

CAPSLOCKED:
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, NONSENSE BELIEFS MUST BE ERADICATED, AND WOMEN AND CHILDREN WILL EXPERIENCE FREEDOM FROM THE BOUNDS OF RELIGION.

How many times have you done that?

victorian:
Guys of these days? Lemme not say what's in my mind.

Anyways on whatsapp, I was browsing my friends and family's status.

Then my eyes caught one of cousin's status, I was like lemme see what this babe is up to.

She's a top executive in one of these banks. I tapped her status, she displayed pics of herself shopping in a mall abroad, I could see the environment is not naija. I was like Ufuoma! Big babe! Babe is spending money. There was definitely someone at the background taking her video. After shopping and paying, she waved, smiled at the camera.

Then next video, She was in a robe, dancing to a song playing at the background, in a posh room. I guess it's the hotel where she's staying. She held a bottle of Baileys. Poured in a glass, was miming a song, seeping the baileys looking at the camera with a determined look and smile, winked and seeping her drink.
Then shaking her head again, pouring more drink into the glass, dancing slowly and smiling.

I was like wow! This is what I call freedom and enjoyment!
No stress,No Stingy guy breathing down ones neck, no hassles. She was just feeling herself.


In mind I was like this video is for guys.

For guys to know she enjoying her money without stress.


Ufuoma is really balling.


Guys successful women no send una o

That's the truth out there ! We no send una one bit!

What's rice and chicken wey Op no allow us hear word this night!

Have eaten chicken, turkey, cow leg, ogunfe! Almost every day, that I can't even eat anymore Orelse I just want my heart to shut down. That's the honest truth. Food doesn't freak people like us.

Just yesterday, i sent an invite to a longtime friend I saw online. I chat the guy up. Guy what will u be doingthis weekend? He said nothing really. I was like u are looking very handsome these days o. Come over Lets catch up.
He asked what will I offer him? I smiled, I said some bottles of nice chilled wine ,with enough fried chicken and sauce.

He screamed and was like wow!

I smiled and I said its Nothing jare. He asked whats the merriment for?

I said nothing.. I'm just bored and I want to drink and dine with someone I'm familiar with, that's all. Nothing spectacular. And moreover u look good! He was all smiles, he said its deal.

So what's there in chicken and rice wey we no go hear word for nairaland.

Smhhhh!

Always keep waiting for everything to add up to you physically and scientifically before u believe, pray yuh eyes won't be closed before yuh mind x opened..

sassysure:
The difference between us blacks from Nigeria( don't know about other sub Saharan Africans) and other people is curiosity.
A man from South Korea will hear of this and investigate, an English man will do so, put his findings in paper and publish it.
I have watched some Korean historical dramas and believe u me, these people were deep into voodoism more than us. Make no mistake about it, all parts of the world at one point or the other practiced voodoism, communicated with extra terrestrial beings and they were fully documented. The changes that swept them over, how it was resisted and how they faired today.
Here, we all believed in spirit spouses but nobody has deemed it fit to explore it holistically and give us his or her findings except hush hush everywhere. I heard, she heard and some concocted rubbish about dreams.

In some of our villages, we have rain makers( they all go spiritual) until Julius Berger came and showed us it can be physical and scientific.
U know something but u are afraid of telling your friend or family so they can see it as what it is.
Instead, it's shrouded in secrecy.

That, my friend is the reason why we are where we are today and the rest has moved forward.

That secrecy is what has made Nigeria the religious capital of the world. Even Saudi Arabia has done their permutation very well nd seen that the world is fast changing against religion and they have to move with the tide.
Look at the pope, he has seen the handwriting on the world. The rate at which science and tech is taking over has been rendering their religious believes insignificant in the present day scheme of things.

So my dear, I wish u luck with your spirit husband and wife.

Until one asks questions, u will never know why.

U can't be a Nigerian politician without belonging to one secret society or another. Is it not the same secret society we have all around the world?
What has ogboni, amorc, whatever they 're called done for the progress of Nigeria like it's obtained in other countries.
What has the so called confraternities done to move Nigeria forward?

Absolutely nothing!

In essence, what has knowing that there are spirit spouses done to move Nigeria forward? Zilch!
So is it worth our time, nope.
But we give So much time to irrelevancies.

A white will only give it tome if he will learn something useful from it. Another will continue to study it when the first person must have died and left behind his findings.
This is how they have grown better and faster than us.

In 2020,we are still talking about spirit spouses.
Are we that irredeemable in this country?

Yuh peace of mind should always remain the ultimate...

#Inside-Life#...

How the guy take afford to pay school fees as I'm be like like Dele.... Smh.... Even his ancestors would reject his corpse... What nonsense..

WTF x wrong wiv this generation of gals..

One of these days one of u fellows would open a thread asking we fellows how to wipe yuh a$$ after using the latrine...

This eazi guy no Sabi dress one bit...

This gals be phucking around raw everywhere they go Smh....

Not sexually active hmm very funny...

CokeBar:
We are not sexually active... so that isn't the case.
Thank you for your response

Hmm the n!gga x just passing time with you, eating yuh okro while looking out for a better one... Seems d n!gga x a bit sissy, tell him to grow some balls and define what he truly wants or u walk, buh my advice to you would be to Walk anyway...

She was never your's...

@$$hole...