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Daniel2289:
Op u got a point there. One like 4 u. But there are still decent ones. Dat are nt dat spoiled.

Dey tend 2get loyal after dey r done experimenting n r rdy 2settle dwn

schumastic:
i thought i was the only one with such ideology

Yuh nt alone bro

Nova15:
There's actually some truth to what the Op is saying. I stay close to unzik and what these female student do eh?

God have mercy!

End time gals bro

PRESTIGERYHME:
LAFFIN AT OP



HE MET D WRONG BAE

not all re cheat my dear

PRESTIGERYHME:
LAFFIN AT OP



HE MET D WRONG BAE

not all re cheat my dear

i met no Bae,was 1nc a student,n i did experience lotta sh*t,cld remember 1 wknd dt my roommate humped 1chick early in d morning,n in d afternoon her boyfrnd came visiting 4rm Madonna,n took us all out including my roomie hehehe... Crazy world

TrapQueen77:
men and their wahala to their opposite sex is incurable

na u talk am

torqque7:
Seconded..personally I don't date student,I just mess them shikena

hehehe bros so u follow dose wey dey spoil our gals abi

Cheating used to b a guys tin,buh nw ladys v taken over d Game,n as Psychos dt dey r,dey r rly trying harder dan we men, My advice to every unmarried guy out dia,if yuh galfrnd x a student in a scl dt x nt in yuh location,kindly know dt yuh still single or better still,if yuh d type dt cnt stay wivout a woman,find yuhself 1 4yuh emotional n sexual nid,cos if God should open yuh eyes 2c wat those gals r doin eh,u wld weep 4yuhself,dats y i wld always say dat i cnt marry a student 4any reason,u jst v 2b done wiv scl n its environment b4 i propose,n if u depend on those student galfrds 2b faithful,my dear its just impossible.... Use yuh Head...

I dnt blv in talk talk,u gotta show full working wen yuh around,nt while we r on d phone,women cn lie we all know dat,blv dem @yuh own detriment..

My advice to ladies if dey wld listen,leave dis undecated business men alone,dia brain was made in mozambique,sowie dear 4all d stress...

Hello everyone,i was just doing some thinking some few days back wen i remembered dis stuff n decided 2share it wiv u guys,dis happened wen i was still in my 200l during d Era of 2go,we wia on strike den n i came bk 2d house,so i was bored n was lukin 4smfin 2kip myself busy wiv,so i was online on 2go on dat very day in one of d 2go chat rooms,wia i met dis young gal by d name cassandra,so we started chatting n i got 2knw dat she was in d same town wiv me,so we booked a date d following day,so she gave me her contact,n i cald her 2confirm dt she was a gal,after dat i sent her my location,n everytin was just moving on smoothly,so d following day she came 2my place as planned,she was a young gal,chocolate in complextion,buh nt so beautiful,she entered my house n we started tlkin buh my mind was nt even in d conversation cos i just wntd 2fuck,so i proceeded wiv my plan n it worked,next tin i knew we wia insyd my room n i undressed her,wore my CD,n bursted in2 her Territory,along d line i noticed dt d gal was very very dry,i tried n tried buh d friction was beginning 2become a problem,in d heat of tinx,i rushed insyd our fridge n took sm butter n applied on my CD n sm insyd her kpekus,n rolled back insyd 2finish wat i started,looking bk on dis day all i cld do x laff weneva i remember dat stupid experience,tinx 1cn do cos of konji,feel free 2share yuhs if u have any....

What is wrong wiv d north? Hmm na so so kill kill dem know,our Nigerian military obviously have no sense,dey kill dia brodas molest dia sisters n rape dia mothers... Baboons!

To all d bad guys out dia,i blv we all v come across doze kinda chicks/new galfrds,whom for 1reason or d oda,wld only kiss u buh wld refuse 2gv out d kitty cat.
Here r 8lil sure buh careful steps dt wld lead u in2 her Kitty kat Territory...
1: Kissing- wen kissing her dis tym mk d kiss 2b more passionate n sexual. Dnt mk it quick so it feels u want 2end n b d 1st 2end each kiss.
2:Kiss her neck n ears in d process- d neck n ear regions r vry sensitive n arogenic,kissing em mks her feel aroused quickly,n move slowly frm kissing her ears n neck. Note: Dnt rush it,n sm get aroused by biting dia neck..
3:Touching her back: Touch her neck n back while kissing. After a few minutes of kissing move ur hands dwn her back n move yuh hands beneath her clothe. Kip touching her back n making her comfortable wiv dat.
4:Belly to Belly- After she x comfortable wiv u touching her back,carefully raise her shirt n expose her belly n also raise yuhs quietly,now yuh belly should touch hers.It luks innocent n unnecessary buh it creates deep sexual emotions,probably d only situation wen her belly touched a mans belly in d past was wen she was naked n vin xex. It will decrease resistance later on.
5:Accidental stimulation of her Vagina: After kissing her body,you can place yuhself in front of her,n use yuh body 2touch her vagina. Touch her vagina wiv yuh legs or elbow,"Accidentally". D key hia x dt u dnt use yuh fingers 2directly stimulate her vagina,so "it just happened".
6: Directly touch her vagina from her behind- As she gets aroused by yuh accidental touching of her vagina,move yuh hand in2 d bk of her pants n touch her ass,d next step is touching her vagina from behind. Women nva expect dis,so dey r not ready 2pose resistance.
7: Open her pants: After she x vry aroused n you've stimulated her vagina,its tym 2open her pants wiv yuh oda hand. She x now supposed 2b so wet,breathing deeply n unable 2move her hands 4rm u,after u remove her pants gv her direct stimulation of d vagina n clit,its important u dnt stop stimulating her wen removing her pants. Many guys wld stop n d gal wld cm 2her senses n resist.
8: F*ck her: Now she x ready 4sex. Note: Women cnt b direct bout sex. It makes dem appear like "Sluts"... So wen she says no sex till lord knows wen,but agrees 2kissing n romance,just follow my lil guideline...
D key 2getting a woman to sleep wiv u,is not convincing her to have sex... Enjoy.... Yuhs faithfully- Mr Headlees-Chicken

Love conquers all

Yuh obviously dating a wh*re,so which oda advice do u nid,nigga run 4yuh dear life,or berra still kip d bb*tch as yuh xex toy since she obviously does'nt regard wats under her 2legs,buh nva u enter dat territory unprotected... No ma8r wat...

And while we are busy getting d six cars,wat wld u bbitches b doin? Hmmm? I 1nda wat mks u ladies fink dt yuh ass n breast gvs u a ryt 2dictate....

D truth of d ma8r be say,one small boi don come nyash yuh sista on top yuh bed,d nigga left d CD dia as a souvenir,u can wear it as a necklace MR I DON'T USE A CONDOM...

If only dis wia d lies women do tell,dis world cld v been a better place... Wen u hear my ex lie,na then u go knw say devil still dey learn work...

Dis ppl n dia whack stories,abeg how can a standing D*ck b able to pee bikonu....

And finally dey can Go and Die,am only dia for yuh emotional needs n 2kip u cu*ming,till yuh well runx dry.....

Their is nufin wrong wiv u man,u r wateva u blv u r if u blv dt a posessed gal can posess u den yuh posessed u jst gotta let go of wat happened dat day,cos it seems 2me dt u hvnt bin able 2forget bout d gal 4wateva reason it mayb,let go of dat memory n wen d feelings no lnga has a face 2attach to,it wld gradually wither...

So yuh life revolves around MEN chaii i pity 4u....

Stop Bleep*ng doze niggas whom do draw yuh pant lk dey wanna start gen.....

the good lord whom started dis gud work wen we all thought it was over shall see it 2fruition amen..

And wat is d moral of dis story?

Nigga yuh not in love yuh confused,u cnt b in love wiv 2women @d same tym,gv it some tym yuh eyes wld soon clear....

Whom gives a f*ck bout wat women want,u can never satisfy a woman rich or not,cos dem b*tches dnt even know wat em want..

Pls mind yuh business yuh broda has his reasons 4kipin d 3 of em,n its a natural tin wiv we guys 2v more dan 1galfrnd 1nc we wanna settle down,trust me those ladies wld'nt b dt nice 2u once dey settle dwn wiv yuh bro all na scope,dia r df syds of em which u jst vnt seen...

So u want 2tel me dt one must lie b4 gettin inbetween d legs of a woman hmmm,i 1nda which planet yuh 4rm cos in my planet u jst gotta b gud wiv yuh hands n b vry calculative,u won't even v 2say a word....

u rly should v furthered yuh education,cos u rly lack sense...

Wen a female Tout finally settles down....

don't mind dis chicks dey b busy blabbing sh*t,till dey actually catch u red handed n yuh dia main guy,smh... Dey wld go n still cm bk

Weneva dis perverted nairaland guys hear 4uck dia genitals wld jst wnt 2explode,as if its every gal dt x worth touching tlk more of undressing.....smh....