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This is absolutely hilarious
Summary:
1)Virtually everybody is an occultist
2)All chelsea fans are going to hell
3)The devil invented football and if you play/watch football you are on your way to hell
4)All soldiers go to hell
5)People who practice matial art go to hell
6)All males with earings go to hell
5)There are students in hell with school bags
6)Anybody with a tatoo serves the devil
7)All football fans go to hell
Body builders go to hell
9)Col. Gadaffi had vanishing powers
10)Hell was created as paradise for satan and demons, cos they seem to be having fun there.
This your story is really funny... Quick questions
1)Do you really expect people to believe this?(What was ur targeted audience cos I'm pretty sure that ppl on NL aren't d.umb enough to believe this)
2)If everybody is in hell, who then goes to heaven?

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Seems like some peeps on here would rather prefer her dead... She's happy now, deal with it, you never knew what she went thru, so stop condeming. PEACE

And according to your theory meat eating dinosaurs like t-rex, raptors, allosaurus, and giagantic plant eaters eg sauropods also co-exsisted peacefully with man .... EpicFail

For the same reasons why people praise god for their good deeds(if its good its god, if its bad, its the devil)

So people actually think that by the end of the war a god would appear in the sky and take them to paradise *smh. The truth is by the end of it all, everybody would cry cause of the massive loss of life, no god would come and rescue anybody/nation in the end the people that survive would start to think about their beliefs... As I have said before "mother nature is genius" she always finds a quick way to erradicate stu.pid people... Some people are here clamouring for war forgetting the outcome of ww2.. Smh

You are more likely to sleep when listening to someone than walking round and dancing in the club..... Morover people also sleep in classrooms, meetings, etc its not restricted to church/mosque sermon only

@Horus asked a really brilliant question(tho its not related to the topic)....... Where the hec.k did the nodites come from??

It'll change everything... When the whiteman and arabs came to Africa, they were able to convince us that their religion was better than ours (not because it was truly better but because of the level of advancement the brought with them) same goes for an alien civilization(that is thousands of times more advanced than us)... If they ever made contact they would definately be able to convince us that they are gods thus changing a lot of people's belief.... And I think they already have(due to the vast number of religious myths of the ancients). It is said that there have been lots of visitations by different types of aliens but two are well known(greys and reptelians).... Most abductees decribe the greys, while the reptelians are hard to difficult to spot because of their highly advanced cloaking device.. U can always google for more info.

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All in a days job for a bunch of re.tards. Sorry for them tho

Science is beautiful

as mudley said lucifer does not exist.
how can a created try to over throw the creator
how can a gun try to shoot its holder
how can a chicken challenge a t-rex
how can a normal man try to stop the sun from rising
how can I(only me) wage war against the US
how is it possible that an angel would even concieve the idea of overthrowing God
and yet God is far more powerful than the devil. to me God could exist but the devil concept is just not possible.

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