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ABOUT five people died while four others sustained injuries
of various degrees in multiple accident, which occurred at
the old Tollgate in Otta, Ogun State in the early hours of
Wednesday.
Eyewitnesses said the first accident, which involved seven
vehicles, occurred at about 12-midnight, while the second
one, which involved five vehicles happened at about 6a.m.
in front of Oando filling station at the border between
Ogun and Lagos states.
Although Mr. Ramoni Adekunle, a motorist, who witnessed
the midnight crash said: “ I counted 18 dead bodies,” an
official of the Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC),
Otta, Leye Adegboyega, countered him. He told Daily Sun
that only five bodies were recovered with four persons
injured.
Adegboyega, an Assistant Corps Commander, insisted that
four victims died on the spot, while another died on the
way to the hospital. The FRSC boss, who said he was on
ground with his men for the rescue operation alleged that
street urchins disturbed their operations but commended
the effort of Sango Area Commander for instructing the Di­
visional Police Officer (DPO) in the area to draft his men to
the scene of the crash for rescue operation to continue.
While attributing the first crash to alleged brake failure of
the truck coming from Sango end to Lagos, Adegboyega
said the cause of the second accident was yet to be ascer­
tained.
But, our reporter, who was involved in the second accident,
said an articulated vehicle with registration, Lagos KRD 216
XB, conveying gravel to Lagos, ran into three cars and a
commercial bus in which he was travelling. The worst hit
cars were a Toyota car with registration, Lagos KTU 824 DS,
whose owner, Mr. Idowu Ganiyu, escaped death by the
whiskers.
Ganiyu’s car had run into the bus in which our reporter was
travelling and the impact forced the bus to head towards
the canal where two vehicles, earlier involved in the acci­
dent, crashed. However, the bus was prevented from jump­
ing into the canal by one of the buses marked Oyo BDJ 413
XA, believed to be conveying yam tubers to Lagos.

www.sunnewsonline.com/new/5-die-4-injured-in-multiple-accident-in-otta/

The Federal Government is to pay N92.4million severance
package to the 16 retired Permanent Secretaries following their
disengagement from the civil service. A 12-month breakdown
of the above shows that each of the Permanent Secretaries will
receive 300 per cent of their annual basic salary of N1,
925,865.00 which amounts to N5, 777,595.00 for each of the 16
retired public officers totalling N92,441,520.
Vanguard investigations also revealed that the retired civil
servants are to also receive a monthly pension of over
N800,000 including allowances, following the fundamental
review of the Nigerian pensions system, some categories of
top public servants like permanent secretaries, police officers,
professors and others, whose conditions of service prior to the
enactment of the Pension Reform Act, 2004 allowed them to
enjoy 100 per cent of their final pay as pension for life.
The 16 disengaged permanent secretaries are: Godknows Igali,
Power; Obinna John Chukwu, FCT; Mrs. Fatima Bamidele,
Interior; Dr Tunji Olaopa, Comm. & Tech; Ezekiel Oyebola
Oyemomi, Women Affairs; Ibikun Odusote Abimbola, OSGF;
Baba Umar Farouk, Mines & Steel Dev; Dauda Kigbu, Works;
Mrs. Anastasia Mabi Daniel-Nwaobia, Min of Finance; Ossi
George Afemefuna, Land, Housing & Urban Dev; Henry
Edumudoh Akpan, OSGF.
Others are: Mr. Taiye Haruna, Petroleum; Aliyu Ismaila,
Defence; Dr. James Obiegbu, Police Affairs; Linus Awute,
Health, and Mrs. Nkechi Ejele, Tourism, Culture & National
Orientation.

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/fg-to-pay-16-retired-perm-secs-n92-44m-severance-package/

lol

am just sick and feed up of what's happening in this Era of Change...

Following Tuesday’s bomb blast in Yola which claimed many lives, Gov. Mohammadu Jibrilla has announced an indefinite ban on night markets in the state capital. Jibrilla made the announcement on Wednesday in an interview with newsmen in Yola. He said the ban was part of decisions taken at an emergency security meeting at Government House, Yola. He said all business premises that attracted crowds, particularly night markets, were expected to close by 6 p.m. The governor urged those affected to show understanding as such measures became necessary in order to save lives and property. Shedding more light on the ban, the Commissioner for Information, Malam Ahmad Sajoh, said relaxation points, particularly those that gathered crowd, would also be affected by the ban. Sajoh said security operatives would assess the situation and take necessary measures to contain the security challenge. He said government would increase security awareness campaigns while a Submit would soon be organised for stakeholders including religious and traditional rulers on measures to check the security challenge.
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/blast-adamawa-govt-bans-night-markets-in-yola/

There are indication that President Muhammadu Buhari has ordered the arrest of the former National Security Adviser, Col Sambo Dasuki (retd). Operatives of the Department of State Services, DSS, has continued to lay siege to the Abuja residence of the former NSA, against the directives of a Federal High Court. Justice Adeniyi Ademola of the Federal High Court, Abuja, had on Friday reacted angrily to the siege on Mr. Dasuki’s house despite an earlier ruling he gave permitting the retired colonel to travel abroad for medical treatment . “My own orders will not be flouted” the judge said on Friday, while re-iterating his stance that the former security chief be allowed to travel for medical treatment. Details soon.
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/buhari-orders-arrest-of-ex-nsa-sambo-dasuki/

Stumbled on this Photo on Instagram…. Still cute though <3

I had just moved out of my parents house and was sharing a
room with my "friend". I had no idea he smoked weed, despite
his suspicious movements and signature weed scent (abi na
odour?).
Barely two weeks after moving in with him, my worst fears
were confirmed as he started bringing home his weed smoking
buddies and they would occasionally roll a wrap and smoke it
right there in the room or mix the weed with beans or
spaghetti.
Being a very curious person I always wondered what made them
happy after smoking, so I decided to find out for myself (wrong
move).
It was a very hot day, a Saturday I think it was, my
friend was out as usual. I searched everywhere for his stash but
couldn't find it so I decided to go and get mine.
I arrived the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half expecting to
get mugged but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence
there, they were all on different planets all expect one I
concluded that he must be the seller so I approached him and
the following conversation ensued:
Me: how far?

Weed seller: I dey

Me: I wan buy weed

Weed seller: how many parcel?

Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need

Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha (meaning this guy
is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, I didn't know
that. I thought it was something very large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a
white paper, I was surprised when he gave me 950 as change. I
couldn't believe weed was that cheap.
On my way home, I decided not to smoke it but mix it with
beans because I thought that it will be better that way (another
wrong move).
Long story short, I cooked beans and added the whole weed,
ate it and called my friend, I told him ogbeni, I just ate weed oo
and nothing happened to me this one that you people will eat
and be feeling funky, I don chop am oo. My friend was like,
ehen you be strong man oo.
I decided to take a quick nap before doing laundry, I woke up
about 20 minutes later on the floor, I was banging my head on
the floor, and I couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and
fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud.
After a few minutes of head banging, I was able to get up from
the floor,
I felt as if I had just gained access to a part of my mind that I
never knew existed previously.
It was scary and cool at the same time. I could feel the blood
flowing in my veins (you have to experience it to believe it.
Though I strongly advise against it). I felt so uncomfortable in
the room, it felt like I was in an oven.
Suddenly, a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor
(off your clothes), I obeyed. The voice came again oya sa re
(now run). That was when I realized that the weed had taken
effect, so I decided to take a shower to see if it will calm me
down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so hot I ran out of
the bathroom.
I called my friend to see if he could help me make sense of what
was going on but he laughed at me, he asked me the quantity
of weed I took and I told him I used a whole parcel, he said
guyyyyy you don eff up! If you no sleep in the next 30mins, you
go mad oo. Go chemist make you go explain yourself.
By this time things had escalated, I had a severe itch at the back
of my head that wouldn't go away no matter how hard I
scratched and I was convinced that the beating in my chest was
an evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch.
I ran to my neighbor - Champion and told him, Champion e jo e
fun mi lese laya(champion pls punch me in the chest). ti e ba
gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo (if you don't punch me I will die
oo).
He hissed and walked out having had enough of such nonsense
from the boys in the boys quarters.
The voice in my head came again - iwo na o de gba ara e lese
laya abi o ti fe ku ni (why don't you punch yourself in the chest
or do you want to die?) I punched and punched but there was
no difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my head was getting
louder, the itch in my head was getting worse, and the evil spirit
in my chest was getting louder.
Then came the voice again - oya ma sare lo (start running). So I
started running but on getting outside in the sun, I felt so cold I
was shivering but that didn't stop me from running (I would
have given Usain Bolt a run for his money on that day).
On getting to the chemist, i realized I was bare footed, I told
him I had a severe headache I needed something to make me
sleep immediately. He gave me the drug and I chewed it right
there in his presence.
Next I asked him to give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when
he realized something was wrong with me and chased me out.
I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart beat wouldn't
let me, so I ran back out this time around to a nurse in the area,
first thing she asked was - kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you
have your shoes on?
I told her Jackie Chan ti gba bata lowo mi (Jackie Chan collected
my shoes). I was finally able to explain my situation to her and
she took me in, tied something around my elbow and injected
me directly in the vein.
I passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or 2am in the
middle of the night with the worst kind of hunger I have ever
felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf of butter field bread in one
sitting without butter or tea.
I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told me e be like
say your head no carry am but e go better make you try am
once more so you go dey use to it.
The following day while the house was empty, I packed my
Ghana must go and like the prodigal son in the bible I went back
home to my parents.
It's been a few years since that experience but the lesson I learnt
is an unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me in
trouble again and my circle of friends have since changed.

www.lailasblog.com/2013/12/guy-shares-his-experience-with-weed.html?m=1

JumpingChicken:
He should create a Nairaland account and post his problems himself and stop all this fake story on " my friend needs advice".

Bro is not a must u comment.....hun...

MrsPhyno:
It's a big deal and it will always remain a big deal. It's genetics. I'm AS and I can't marry another AS I'm already resigned to my fate tell ur friend to do the same

hmmmm....Okies

My friend has been dating his girl for almost 24 months. A powerfully romantic relation. Sharing and caring. And as soon as they start thinking of concluding and legalising the entire arrangement, here comes the question: What is your blood genotype? Both were AS! Because of the love they had shared and the promising happy future they had dreamed of together, they wouldnt want this to stop them. They were in love and nothing would stop this, not even possible childlessness. But the families won't just agree. Especially the girl's family. "You can't marry our daughter if you are both AS!" Devastated, the guy was helpless. What should he do next? He's about losing the love of his life. Any way out?

What will you do if you see this?(Photo)

Supporters of the detained Director of Radio Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu have taken to the streets of Onitsha in their thousands to protest his continued detention by the Department of State Security.

The protesters, who are members of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), reportedly blocked the entrance and exit of the Niger Bridge linking Onitsha in Anambra State to Asaba in Delta State.

One of the protesters was allegedly shot dead by soldiers trying to prevent them from extending their protests to Asaba, using the bridge.

According to reports just filtering in, the protest is still in earnest.

http://www.theheraldng.com/one-feared-dead-as-nnamdi-kanus-supporters-protest-in-onitsha-photos/

Some confessions going on here,who knows where sir p is now

I guess its happening to you not your friend.......

Who does this teacher represent during your secondary and primary school days?
Name the teacher. Lol....

brb

Cc.Lalalistic..... Ishilove..... pls do the needful

Natasha2:
Really touching, you said the truth op and ha you had to use banana to remind me of me 4 days ago. I'll keep this in mind

BTW I'm the girl that bargains even in a supermarket, the one I always buy stuffs from though just hate to be cheated.


Lalasticala I think this should be on front page.

thanks dear....

Durentt:
LOL, i know but sex and marriage relate na

lol.... I support sex after marriage.... #caseclosed#hun

Durentt:
Nigerians and this their parents approval tin. Who are they decieving sef, do u ask ur parent approval before u have sex with him/her?

shu....ain't talking about sex ooo#eyesclosed#

Can you marry him/her without your parents approval? Some have been saying it is not necessary that your parents must accept or approved your man/lady before marry. What is your opinion on this?

Most times when we walk into big malls, boutiques, supermarkets, we never question their prices.We pay exactly what we see on the price tags and even hand out tips to the staff.But the moment we are out of these shops and want to buy banana, our bargaining game gets off to the roof. Poor widow with 12 hungry children at home tells you banana is N100. She even takes out her time to explain how difficult it was for her to even buy it, how the economy is so tough.But we insist that if it's not N50, we are not paying. Some of us even step back into our cars and make to drive away. But because 'half bread is better chin chin', this woman is forced to call you back and sell to you at little or no gain. In her heart, she cries, she's worried about how she'll survive with her children. She silently reassures herself that 'It's well.God will definitely provide.'' While you happily chop the luscious banana. Take some seconds out and think about this, guys. Am always moved to tears when I see people who genuinely and helplessly hawk petty goods to feed and survive for that day, especially women and children. Please don't bargain hard with small vendors like this. They do business not to buy designer bags, Gucci shoes and designer clothes but to LIVE and EAT for that day and the children share the remaining money among themselves to take to school the next day (that's if there's any left). SHARE this message and let the CHANGE start from you today. Repost If Found Useful.....

politics is a game

lol

okay

halfrica:
No read carpet

I owe u a bottle of origin.... lolz

yea she looks all classy and fashionable chicky...but there is something wrong with this photo

the poster above me tho

A Nigerian schoolgirl, Victoria Yohanna, was invited by
the House of Lords, the second chamber of UK
Parliament, to narrate her terrifying ordeal during one
of the biggest ever mass abductions carried out by the
Boko Haram sect.
Victoria Yohanna will tell House of Lords of brutal Boko Haram
attack
According to The Telegraph, a 15-year-old girl was one of
more than 400 people abducted by the terrorists during an
attack on the north-east Nigerian town of Baga in January.
Today, October 13, Victoria, who managed to escape, will
recount her experiences to an audience at the House of Lords.
The event will mark the launch of a major new report on the
persecution of Christians worldwide, which has been compiled by
the charity Aid to the Church in Need.
It is the first time when one of Boko Haram’s thousands of
schoolgirl victims has travelled to the UK to narrate her horrible ordeal.
Speaking to journalists ahead of the report’s launch, Victoria
told how she was abducted along with her mother and five
siblings when insurgents attacked her hometown just after New
Year.
“We heard shooting and the sound of bombs in the early
hours of the morning, and at first I thought it was the
Nigerian army trying to protect us. Then I realised it was
Boko Haram. Those Boko Haram members whose duty is to
take women and children for their caliphate took our entire
family and made us walk on foot to one of their camps,”
she said.
Victoria recalled that en route she saw numerous corpses of
people who had been killed and beheaded by terrorists.
Then she spent two weeks at a Boko Haram camp in the
outskirts of Baga.
“Every morning they took the hostages for training at
Islamic school. They would say the Koran is the religion
God had for you,” she added.

The girl revealed that she was able to fool the militants into
thinking she was a Muslim by pretending to perform the “buta”.
Although there were Muslim captives among the hostages who
knew she was a Christian, they did not give her away.
One night, when terrorists went out to kidnap more people,
Victoria and the rest of her family managed to escape from the
camp.
“I knew what had happened to the Chibok schoolgirls and
was very scared. Were it not for God we would probably all
be dead by now,” she said.
Victoria has been accompanied to the UK by Father Gideon
Obasogie, a priest from Maiduguri.
Victoria has been accompanied to the UK by Father Gideon
Obasogie, a priest from Maiduguri, where she is now living.
He recalled that when he met the girl for the first time, she
found it impossible to narrate her ordeal without breaking down
in tears.
“The church has been trying to organise counselling
sessions for these victims of Boko Haram. Simply offering
them confessional is not enough,” he noted.
Meanwhile, President Muhammadu Buhari has recently hosted
the United Kingdom’s Chief of Defence Staff , General Nicholas
Houghton. The president told the top security chief that Nigeria
still needs more support from the British government in its quest
to defeat the terrorists.

https://www.naij.com/601257-read-uk-parliament-invited-15-year-old-schoolgirl-nigeria.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=255422597978832&utm_group=6031522681227

How many.. First to guess