₦airaland Forum

synergycom19:
Igbos the most unsympathetic people on earth

Not that I'm Igbo but ure definitely retarded!

safarigirl:
And where is the SS1 student currently? I hope he's chilling somewhere, waiting to stand trial. Wwe can't have such demonic rascals walking free before he kills someone else's child.

No be to dey cary rosary up and down. Seek justice, nobody is too young to go to jail. If you're old enough to challenge your seniors and give fatal punches then you can survive in any penitentiary in the country

Read your comments lately on a previous thread, and I must confess, you got this "take no prisoners alive" kinda personality girl.

Elcapo:
#‎ Nigeria‬ is really
getting interesting..
Fellow compatriots, we
need not shout
nor fight ourselves.
President Goodluck Johnathan is a good man as a person,his simplicity and
gentlemanness is
second to none.
*He has given us his very BEST over the last 6 years. I mean,what else are we asking for?
*He has granted
Alameisiya 'STATE
PARDON' and my guy is now running for Senate.
*He allowed Fayoose to distrupt a court
session and beat up a judge, while he walks freely. I wonder if Nigeria is sane.
*He locked up the
house of rep from the entrance of
the CONSTITUTIONAL
speaker of that
house.
*7 law makers
impeached a speaker in Ekiti in a house of about
26 men, and
nothing happened.
*16 was suddenly
greater than 19 in
base 10, just to cancel the one-term agreement he signed with the NIGERIA Governors' Forum and all Nigerians in
2011.
*Subsidy has been removed and the standards in our hospitals have reduced with time.
*$20 billion is missing and minister of
Petroleum eats and dines with the
prexy.
*Another BIGGER
& BOLDER subsidy is scheduled for
1st of June,2015 and you may have
to sell your laptop charger before
you can buy fuel
to charge that same laptop!!!
* Earlier this year, over 22 innocent
Nigerians were killed and injured in the job scam
organized by the
Nigerian Immigration
Service(NIS) . The
Minister of Interior, Abba Moro,told us the job interview was "simply mismanaged" and he has retained his office and even with extra luggage.
*1 Naira used to be equal $1 to 1.4 under ‪#‎ GMB‬ but now it's #194 to just $1, the worst ever in our history.
* Madam Gele, Ngozi Okonjo, just told us we need an extra $5billion, through debts of course, so that our economy will not collapse like
Humpty-Dumpty.
*While Benue State University was on an unending internal
strike killing the
future of poor
Nigerians, Senator
DAVID MARK (son of the soil) built his own PRIVATE
UNIVERSITY, of course with tax payers' money, and my gentle
nice president followed him to launch the
school shamelessly.
*He has spent all
money in the treasury and even had to BORROW an extra $1billion but # BokoHaram
keeps getting
more equipped than our military.
*Over 200 girls are missing, over
15,000 killed by
‪#‎ BokoHaram‬, over 6 million displaced from
their homes and
uncountable injured beyond repairs yet my president went to a meeting in
‪#‎ KENYA‬with 7
different PRIVATE
JETS..
*clears throat...
* # PHCN is giving their loyal customers
GENERATORS as xmas gifts for paying their
‪#‎ electricity‬bills on time.....
Goodluck Jonathan
Jesus °ƒ Otuoke ‪#‎ TransformingNigeria‬

This is wonderful! Mhen ure really observant..

CuppyCakie:
awon agbe!!

That's not fair

CuppyCakie:
mumu...where u done reach for life...so because u chose to dance with tree in ur adaobi video now..u done rich be that?

Na wa o!
Talk about hate looooool

chekasforchekas:
Hahaha Amed picture don go viral, that girl nancy I later lash the girl ooo, I sabi them wella.

THIS GOT ME CRACKING HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regiblinkz:
The first sensible thing any artiste has said in a long time

word!

daddyfowl:
Its my joy to be of service to humanity.
inforylo@yahoo.com

Good day sir, I've sent you a message and i'm still awaiting your response.

baron2000:
If your profile is "rich" and you join productive groups. You also need to add up HR people on your contact. But you need to be active on the network. LinkedIn works. I'm a testimony

so ure saying it has to do with how "rich" my profile is and the kind of groups I follow and having HR persons as my contacts, interesting. But I'm sure ure aware u can't just go adding people as connects on linkedin, its not like Facebook. You have to provide their email address to prove u know them. Anyway, i'll go with the idea, thanks.
I would like to view yours to get the idea of constructing a good profile.

I dunno bout the others but its true that using mobile hotspot really zaps ur airtime when u try surfing on ur laptop.

tebirim:
Hmmm most times i wonder if recruiters even search for people they want over LinkedIn. Its a professional network and most times when you send contacts personal messages they insult you

my point exactly!

Nigerian employers are just too proud and full of themselves, they'd rather put up ads in the pages of the newspapers and have job seekers flock to them in droves for interview, than taking the time to look through ones Linkedin profile and calling them up for an interview. My point is, they prefer to have people come "beg" them for jobs than to go all out to call them up themselves. They feel too big!!

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Kokofi: It's a fantastic development & also less expensive especially when compared to how much it cost to place adverts on the media whether local or international. Besides it gives ur product an opportunity to reach a wide range of both local & international audience. Am actualy enjoying it, but I think i'll need to take a certification course for more efficiency & effectiveness.

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Ricky_Ross: I am trying to understand why most Nigerians dont like to hear any positive news from Nigeria? Tomorrow these clowns will be running form one church to another looking for miracles? They forgot if you don't appreciate good thing you will wallow in misery. You cant continue to hate Nigeria and expect to prosper in Nigeria. Those who hate positive news from Nigeria will never see anything positive in their life, its as simple as that.

LMAO!!!!

temiosunrinde: oga face your book and succeed in the next utme

9jadelta: economic forum or celebrities forum ?

lol help me ask them oo! By the way wasnt this the same event where psquare snapped pics with Dangote a week ago? Or am i missing something??

Abeg free the guy, its all part of branding! You sef try come out with something unique and out of the ordinary, no matter how bizarre, as long as you can create as much controversy, people will start to talk about you, those that will criticize and those that will admire. Denrele is just one of such

topmostg: lol...
pls you guys should cut this guy some slacks. Cos i think the bashing is enough.

Pls. You dont want him committing suicide because of the embarrasment jammin him here and there..

lmao!!!! i dey feel for the guy too

Eazee-e:
Some of us that know these places can vouch that their is notin like d attack of mosques n churches as claimed by d Governor but rather dey hav been countering fulani attacks on eggon farmers which eventually led 2 d attack of d governors village when d fulani were traced down there by them. Dont 4get d governors elder broder been d village head escaped narrowly 4rom them. Hence d trap in which they hav fallen into n now d military hav a new job 2 do which is exactly d wish of d governor

what is you saying??

dvdon: Lolz.....dat Oyibo boy lmao....dat boy be dey flex oo

Oh god I can't stop laffin don't knw y! *serious face* Good job by d police Hmmmmm

LMAO!

Oluwa is Involved!

dridowu: I must murder poverty by force by fire.
God bless my hustle

amen, me too

Billyonaire: This same Lagos that I live in ? Dont know about foreigners who compile this report, but I feel safe and okay here in Las Gidi of Nigeria.

i presume you are located on the Island before making such conclusions?

ighoosagie: 1)tell him He will have to learn that all men are not just and true.
But teach him also that for every coward there is a hero;
that for every selfish Politician, there is a dedicated leader…

2)Teach him for every enemy there is a friend,

3)Steer him away from envy,

4)teach him the secret of quiet laughter.

5)Let him learn early that the bullies are the easiest to lick(defeat)

6)Teach him the wonder of books,But also give him quiet time
to ponder the eternal mystery of birds in the sky,
bees in the sun and the flowers on a green hillside.

7)In the school teach him it is far honourable to fail
than to cheat…

Teach him to have faith in his own ideas,
even if everyone tells him they are wrong…

9)Teach him to be gentle with gentle people,
and tough with the tough.

10)Teach him not to follow the crowd
when everyone is getting on the band wagon…

11)Teach him to listen to all men… but teach him also to filter
all he hears on a screen of truth, and take only the good
that comes through.

12)Teach him how to laugh when he is sad…

13)Teach him there is no shame in tears,

14)Teach him to beware of too much sweetness…

15)Teach him to sell his brain to the highest bidders
but never to put a price-tag on his heart and soul.

16)Teach him to close his ears to a howling mob
and to stand and fight if he thinks he’s right.

17)Treat him gently, but do not cuddle him,
because only the test of fire makes fine steel.

18) teach him to have the courage to be impatient…
let him have the patience to be brave.

19)Teach him always to have sublime faith in himself,
because then he will have sublime faith in mankind.

20)teach him to focus more on maximizing his strength and have no regret on his wicknesses

I love this!

lol

Johnnyhoo: fellow nlers,jst heard 4rm a frnda abroad dt gov chime of enugu is dead in an indian hospital..jst wanna confirm

omg!! its true!!

Rhino.5dm:
What has GEJ done in Bayelsa before you dunces voted him in? Was it not because he had no shoes? For every single achievements of GEJ you post here or any project commissioned by him, I'll post five of Ameachi's and ten of Lamido's. The floor is yours!

ohh yeah? Lets hear it!