₦airaland Forum

JaneYave:
These people have found a perfect way to divert people's attention from their failures. A government that is bent on development won't have time for this. May God fast forward their time speedily!

Amen oh!
With the myriads of problems confronting the country, social media is their bone of contention. Smh

Finally, celebrities are waking up to reality.

Coronavirus84:
First class is cheap in private universities indeed

First class is not cheap anything, private universities simply have more conducive environment for learning and it's students are far cool headed than their public university counterparts. The curriculum is basically the same but private university lecturers are usually more grounded in their fields.

Lemme just drop this here...if you know you know!

Antoeni:
Abeg Make I Move First Before Una Mumu Ban Start

Lol I swear! Focus on the terrorists infiltrating the country and leave the youths who want to go better their lives elsewhere alone!

powalez:
Ahah, no other subject?

Economics is cool! Studying economics will be an eye opener for the youths in the region. Only an economist will understand

PataAlhajaKeji:
Werey!

Sperm go don full the guy body sha.

Lol...dude, you just made me spill my drink

MejiLoyon:
The last picture the guy dey use stick turn am.make E Jono well well.

Na only one person dey delay me. My spirit don dey Chicago already. My body wey dey here na battery E dey use. I don go since.

Lol when no be suya I always enjoy reading your comments

Kriss216:
11. Avoid any form of relationship with Nigerian girls.

Lol bruh this killed me

Wetin naija girls do you?

ThatFairGuy:
So we have people answering Pharaoh


MODIFIED.

I know Pharaoh is a title but the known king with it spoilt whatever is good in that name already.

To me, it's like answering Judas

I hear a lot of people bear the name in Egypt. Not all Pharaohs were bad though, many good ones existed that weren't spoken of in the Bible.

jabberjawz:
Register as a UNV or check the UN agencies website for more details....

https://www.unv.org/

Nice, thanks. I learnt you have a better shot at landing a good job in the UN if you've done at least 1-2 years of volunteer work with them in the past. Not too sure though but I believe competence still precedes over all.

Holargyde:
No, that's not the case

Please read these screenshots

I knew there was more to the story than mere knotting of tie. He's even an orphan

Is there any way one can get in touch with him pls?

soundOsonic:
Hustle o no go make your food combination be garri and block water.

MODIFIED
For those saying obj and davido drink am and people were praising them.

That garri dey different o. Look at OP own no sugar, no milk, no fish, no even groundnut.
If you look at the cup self you go no say poverty dey real o.

Hustle o, make you no dey quote me when I say make person hustle.

Lol I swear, garri without even common sugar na serious error!! p.s I no quote you oh, na laff I laff

OnlyDeCapPlease:
It seems Nigerians like to be slaves to foreigners, in our own land, to foreigners from other parts of Africa and overseas. We tolerate and excuse them a lot. We reserve our anger and self pride for our fellow Nigerians.

Not all Nigerians are like that though, only some tribes inherited that slave-master mentality. There's however an urgent need to inculcate tenets of resourcefulness, self-discipline, and independent thinking into younger and upcoming generations if we're to rid ourselves of these neo-colonialists.

DuduParaPara:
And what happens if the workers decide to leave the work?

If the work conditions are not favorable and the pay isn't worth it then leave the job.

No job in the country, no job in the country, does not mean you should kill yourself.

If the workers team up and say enough is enough, the companies will sit up.

Just that there must be one or two Judas that will betray the rest.

Facts! Life is too transient to spend it wasting away like that

NgwaManNaija4LF:
Anyone you arrest kill immediately.. that's what we do in ngwaland.. four was caught in umuocha and we send them to God before Police arrived. That's what we DO.

Best strategy!!

Amazon Prime same day delivery direct to heaven

Which useless orders from above?? Mhen news like this pisses me off! First they steal your allocation money then use it to buy weapons to come and oppress you in your own state and still go scot free! Jeez!!

BruncleZuma:


EFCC knack the babe Amazon Prime same day delivery; dem no even let am change cloth.

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Lmao...where do you guys get all these gifs from?

This whole Endsars panel is a sham, up till now no convictions have been made but they're busy watching the videos of the shootings glaringly. Silly bunch of paid actors!!

ictjobber:
See wetin oyibo TIE cause.. Smh


He wanted to sign a document but she insisted that he must wear his tie before she allows him anywhere near the document.. And the baba insisted that he must sign the document as him don already dress up come.., na so them begin drag.

Since when did knotting tie become compulsory before signing a document? Some women can be very vindictive over mundane things. Besides the guy's room might be on the top floor of the hostel & climbing that staircase to go and wear tie can be very stressful especially if he's asthmatic. What's there in just allowing him sign and go? She has had the guy in mind before, their beef didn't just start.

orikoku:
Omo this one get mind ooo. How dare you beat your lecturer.

When some lecturers sef go dey misbehave, she probably had the guy in mind since. Those female lecturers can find the flimsiest of excuse to embarrass you, especially when they notice there are many girls around watching & if you check it, he's probably not the only student in the office that's not wearing tie. I'm sure she's even the one that hit the guy first. Seen where guys dey beat hostel porter gan, so it's nothing new!

Hashabiah:
How can you be reporting thieves to thieves? My dear, the only way you can get justice is if you're rich and well connected. But as far as Nigeria is concerned, reporting to the police to higher authorities is just a waste of time.

P. S : I speak from experience

Lol Nigeria will always be Nigeria

I wish they extend it beyond just May, June and July, infact till next year. Let's see those who really have the interest of the country at heart and those that are there only to collect free oil money.

Amotolongbo:
You need mental salvation.

Someone just committed something close to suicide, you are typing rubbish.

Lol @mental salvation

evanstinobbc:
The corruption in Nigeria is no longer a news, rather its official in Nigeria, from embezzling of funds,budget padding, it goes on and on, roads in Nigeria is the most expensive but the worst in quality. This country need to start afresh to eridicate this shame, its no longer acceptable.

The country really needs a fresh start, a total overhauling, but these old politicians can't make that happen, not in this digital age.

But we could use some help from the diaspora, there are lots of intelligent Nigerians working overseas that can provide valuable insights on how to effectively manage the economy.

If we bring in those brains and put them in key sectors, you'll see the economy improve. I'm saying this because the calibre of graduates being produced by our higher institutions today are already a sad reflection of the kind of leaders we're trying to expunge, so we need to break that circle.

Take Ghana for example, a lot of African Americans have been relocating to Ghana in recent times, many have setup new businesses and are creating jobs for the locals, and that's why today Ghana is better for it. Now Twitter, Hyundai and several other major brands are choosing Ghana as the ideal location for siting their regional head offices due to the ease of doing business there.

sonofspada:
We no see u dey go school oo.
2seconds u don bag PHD

proff010:
Dont worry, you shall be fruithfull

Looool

dexla:
I salute your effort for trying to guide in him early in his professional life.
Alot of computer gurus today got introduced to programming at a young age and
anybody telling you he's too young has no IT background.

My first introduction was at 11years old with a Vtech computer and I learnt Basic Programming language (I don't know if they still exist).
By the time I got to the University, Basic Programming had become obsolete and we were learning C programming as a foundation language.
With the background I had in Basic, C was so easy while some of my classmates where still trying to get a hang of it. (If you know one programming laguage, learning other languages would be easy)

Being introduced at at young age will help him align his career and determine early what aspect of IT he wants to focus on or what language he wants to master. I would advise you enrol him in a school, online courses on programming at such a young age isn't encouraging as there are many questions online classes can't answer. There are Bootcamps like Audax, CodeSpark, SPark IT Academy that focus on children, learning with his peers will give him the confidence he needs, and most of these schools provide mentorship programmes that track his progress.

I must also inform you, learning programmng is like learning a new language fom the very basic. If he stops learning too early, he'll forget most of the syntaxes. I would recommend a minimum of 6 months of programming until it becomes a part of him.

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I see a lot of tourism potentials in this river if it is properly harnessed and kept clean. Nigeria's tourism industry can be revived with this beautiful discovery kudos to Akwa Ibom State!

FarahAideed:
Becoming? It's already a fully fledged failed state with better ranking sef

We're even worse than Somalia and Syria!!

Kingrefreshed:
The should call her boyfriend first.

Call the number she provided with to the person she chatted with

Someone was kidnapped on her way to a job interview you're saying they should call her boyfriend first. Not everything is a joke