₦airaland Forum

Babara1994:
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold.

She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number.

As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else.

Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's
new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma"

That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first. God is good.
Patience is key.

LMAO!!! God really saved you, new job for that matter

You forgot the G-code, when a girl/woman you meet for the first time keeps smiling at you for no reason or is overly friendly just know it's a trap, back away ASAP!

aysuprano:
Lol, I'm sure u are not Yoruba

Na Yoruba English I talk for there

It's just like saying doing something and expecting reward from God not because of any benefit

Hmmm lol okay

ichommy:
"Give a dog a bone, leave a dog alone / Let a dog roam and he'll find his way home" DMX - Ruff Ryders Anthem.

Rest on Dark Man X, Yonkers ever.....

My favourite DMX track - I can feel it

aysuprano:
They didn't help him

They only made money out of him

No one helps on social media because of God

They milk u and when u are dry they slaughter

Sad but true

What do you mean "because of God?"

Atlas9:
They are playing out a predetermined strategy and utilizing a playbook that is centuries old. We know what they are trying to accomplish.
Let them also instill the virtues of hardwork and honesty in the northern population, as well as prudent management in the northern elites. Their expectations of a free ride will still rubbish any advantage the hijacking of the country can afford them.
WE ALSO WANT TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE WILL NEVER BE THEIR SLAVES.

There's always a tipping point. Let them keep taking honest hard-working Nigerians for fools, their time is coming soon.

Crimrburster:
Which country is this?

Fam, I'm at a loss here too

Arrewa:
God bless our beautiful women!

Yeah they're beautiful alright but hausa girls are only fun to admire. They don't make great conversationalists and you can't shag them, except maybe the ugly ones

ZKOSOSO:
Niger Delta Oil Money in action in another Northern Parasitic State

Lol it's only a matter of time

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh


First, how old are you ?
You are still in Medical school?
If you are too wife her, wife her in Nigeria not abroad cause. If not any small chaos Na police, you are vulnerable bro and you know she's OK, in the sense she's well to do so marrying her is not like a favour just that she need children and companion. Also know female are favour in court case outside.

I will advise you'd wife her here in Nigeria since she's a Nigerian.

Lol looks like you're talking from experience

thebosstrevor1:
Advantage

You might end up getting citizenship
She Will be the mother of your kids
She might be very feminine if she has not been brainwashed by feminist ideologies and gender studies.
She will support and help you if she understands her role
She will be educated and might have a well balanced world view.

Disadvantage

She might Be a Feminist
She might emasculate you, if you dont earn well
She might end up driving you out of the home if you guys have trouble.
You might become homeless
Cultural shock of what relationships and marriage is supposed to be like

A good woman will be a good woman no matter the area.

Interesting

oluwasegun007:
They want to manage gbese...


How did a kontry blessed with both human and natural resources become a debtor..

I dont want to blame our forefathers...I just want to correct the present so that our children will not curse us...

First of all na to japa from this country.

Lol no be lie, na japa season we dey

Such a fine lady, it's quite unfortunate. Going into coma in Nigeria is synonymous with certain death!

Sorry dear, the poor health system in your country contributed to your demise. I wish your family the fortitude to bear this irreplaceable loss.

Oluwasaeon:
Your papa

Lol him papa don die already na...y'all should give the old man a break!

Hashabiah:
Nigeria is a country that is run by people who are compromised because of greed and wickedness

You can say that again. We're seriously compromised, it's like a cancer, to the extent that many have lost their voice and have become excessively docile, can't even stand up to their oppressors.

Something's not right here.

It must take some special kind of grace for these two not to be shagging each other. I don't want to believe they just cuddling for hours without knocking boots.

Either her husband doesn't really care about her and her escapades or he's just plain dumb.

Ben Murray-Bruce, my all-time favorite Nigerian gentleman may the Almighty continue to safeguard you till you both meet again.

Guide777:
Cbn under Emefiele is a double edged sword - speaking with both sides of the mouth.

Well, whichever side of the mouth he chooses to speak with won't change anything as far as Cryptocurrency exchange in Nigeria is concerned.

potbelly:
Bandits, Kidnappers, Herdsmen, Militants...

Mehn problem dey o

Lol everybody dey vex at the same time. We wey no get gun wetin we go do?

TPound:
I'm sorry about your experience...

But how you dress is how you are addressed

For me this girl didn't dress indecently in any way. All of you here commenting rubbish and blaming the girl are stupid!

MasterRahl:


They have stylishly refused to mention how much has been budgeted for the vaccination of the dogs.

It's deliberate!

This is how they want to spend hard earned tax payers monies. In this biting recession that we're facing where the number of homeless people are increasing daily.

Apparently the state is collecting money from the toll gate and budgeting it to vaccinate stray dogs. Like what the heck?

Quality20:
may have been a setup btw d police and d woman

Most definitely!

potbelly:
Hunter turn to bush meat...

As them arrest one police man the other day, police don do their own back..

Lmao I'm loving this mhen

Activist001:
Wetin carry you come Nigeria? Men dey find way japa, you dey arrive.

No mind am, she think say na by Love alone

Ottyn01:
I respect this woman Alot, Visionary Woman!!!

She's one of the Heroes we have in Nigeria

Sunday Igboho
Aisha Yesufu
Nnamdi Kanu

This people i mention are heroes of our time, They speak against the Bad leadership, without the fear of Government, They fight for their people at all cost!!! They are people that should be protected and not be forgotten!!!!!

Seconded! It would be nice to see all three of them join forces and work together. They'll make a formidable team and keep the government on their toes.

MejiLoyon:
Legend

Whenever I see this picture I dey dey disappointed with my fore fathers.
Instead make them calm down, make oyinbo carry them go America ,highest dem go be slave for a while before them release them,for where ,my great grandfather dey run upandan inside bush dey escape oyinbo. He no know say he dey escape good life. Now I'm stuck with herdsmen and organ harvesters. May be my name no go be mejiloyon but Breastistwo. Me and Mayweather for dey ball like this.

Truth be said..some nairalanders need help. Serious help. For goodness sake do I have to write that what youre reading up there is a joke? For those wey dey mention me make I give una collective answer.

WAKA

Looool..this is the funniest comment I've read this year! Guy you be clown I swear!

chatinent:
The Whites should lie with empathy. �

I don't doubt the authenticity of the footprint but 220 million years??

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Too bad.....
Put on my intellectual cap while blazing my weed as I peruse through this article and read between lines.....I must say it looks like deal gone wrong

Probably he be azaman coming up with stories saying blah blah........blah
As in them don kill the aza........Boys nor want hear that word......
Even me as a real niggarrr i dey fear that work......very dangerous work
The funny thing be say them dey real kill the aza.....nor be all the time azaman dey fake the story....most times na true say them kill the aza....but boys nor dey want hear am at all

Ah ahn...see analysis bros how you take know all dis story? like say you dey there when everything happen

nairavsdollars:
More of law of karma

Exactly

4tomandchi:
If we give this man access to our national treasury na bullion ship him go use syphon our money go.

Lmao!! No be bullion van again oh, na real bullion ship embezzlement

Okuda:
he told them it was their home, they are scattering their home, they would arrange it after playing lol.

Lol yeye

IbadanJohnWick:
They look at you from head to toe and assess your destiny if you can afford urgent 2k

Just incase this makes front page please let's convert the likes to cash. Me and my siblings need it for Christmas
Happy Christmas in advance

Lmao assess your destiny bawo?