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badoomusoo:
Hu be comedian? all dis pikin of nowadays,una no dey fear elders ooo
And wetin be dis i go lock thread wey ben-10 dey always yarn sef?
If you want to shoot,shoot dont talk

o ma n be!! all those tiltle wey you dey yarn put for dia, na for your pocket! 

dat girl na correct 419!!!

Ak4ril:
nawaaoooo, you dis nairalanders sef, since June 2008 wen this thread he ha started, you pple stil havin the time to be[b] posteding [/b] on it, well shaa, e gud like dat, make person no go pafuka won morning. make we dey posteding dey go

hmmm vely funny

can't count how many times i've heard that one

sting_224:
Don't know about that but I know it's a crime not to be funny in the jokes section. Do you need GPS to find your way around the forum?

ok so if one of the two is more greedy, wetin una wan take the result do
abi place dey wen den dey go summit am collect price mchew

i tire for some people sef

badoomusoo:
^^^^ i can see you still have this eye disease of yours
I repeat i no be iba solo
i be otunba esupofo okikiola badmus,yes ke!
the afobaje oluomo 1 of Ile-ife,mind your sef oo

laff wan finish me

comedians dey dis nairaland o!!

jokingmary:
the man is a beautiful liar

i dont think the man was lying o

the woman was the one that got laid, and she didn't know the man in the costume was not really her husband, or maybe the aspirin she took before going to the party was what affected her

still funny sha

Akosbaba:
Mode=real rap, MI=commercial rap.

i can see you need education mchew

mat90:
MI is hot! Infact, he's the best thing that's happened to 9ja music industry in recent times, even Mode 9 can attest to this,

live

hmmm

rokiatu:
Question: Are women beta than men?
You may only select up to 2 options.
Are women beta than men?
Are women beta than men?

there's no option, now I see Y dis is in the joke sec

abi

1st bottle: you are a baby

2nd bottle: teenager

3rd bottle: adult

4th: Granny

and 5th: you're bout kicking the bucket, or already done so

Efemena_xy:
I no blame the poor puppy O!

Who no go piss 4 body if dey wrap dem inside package like that?

abi

wassup wiv todays vanguard

That is sooo true!! There is nothing like HELL FIRE!!

i guess that settles it nice one!

Ode

Arrrrrrrrrggghhh ol' boy dnt get on ma nerves o hmmm

i nearly shut down my system

no mind am jare,

just dey put mouth for wetin no consign am mchew!!

densil:
u lack job

walahi una no good the insults wey una dey give the poor poster alone chai!!!

hmmm, nice one wierd though

hehehehe

lysaa:
This pic was planned for this purpose.

abi buh it still looks original though

Efemena_xy:
Crooks in action

studying formats, bombing & spaming as tests, and maga as exam, chedda as result!!! Straight AAAs mhen

him no say if e try am, hin go mud na

rasputinn:
^^^^
Shuo,which one body dey fone you,abi you do something like that,?if so tell us abeg

[size=24pt] so, wetin con do the question wey i dey ask? just answer the questtion duuh!!![/size]

Ben-10:
ewu! lol

eediot where u go?

chamotex:
U dey fear say I go ban u

u be mod?

Jyde22:
Wetin Lawyers dey do sef ?

yeah, i heard that line before seen the sticker on cars, back in lagos