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Re: Face Me I Face U by badoomusoo: 11:06am On May 26, 2010
^^^^Radio katanga,Radio without battery grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 12:15pm On May 26, 2010
iba solo ere u r
Re: Face Me I Face U by badoomusoo: 1:21pm On May 26, 2010
^^^^ i can see you still have this eye disease of yours
I repeat i no be iba solo angry
i be otunba esupofo okikiola badmus,yes ke!
the afobaje oluomo 1 of Ile-ife,mind your sef oo angry angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by hectorswag(m): 1:26pm On May 26, 2010
badoomusoo:

^^^^ i can see you still have this eye disease of yours
I repeat i no be iba solo angry
i be otunba esupofo okikiola badmus,yes ke!
the afobaje oluomo 1 of Ile-ife,mind your sef oo angry angry

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
laff wan finish me grin grin grin

comedians dey dis nairaland o!! grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 2:53pm On May 26, 2010
Please stay on topic.
Re: Face Me I Face U by hectorswag(m): 3:02pm On May 26, 2010
badoomusoo:

Hu be comedian? all dis pikin of nowadays,una no dey fear elders ooo angry
And wetin be dis i go lock thread wey ben-10 dey always yarn sef? angry
If you want to shoot,shoot dont talk angry angry
o ma n be!! all those tiltle wey you dey yarn put for dia, na for your pocket!  angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by badoomusoo: 3:22pm On May 26, 2010
hectorswag:

o ma n be!! all those tiltle wey you dey yarn put for dia, na for your pocket! angry
if na true say na elder you be, e better make you jejely carry your pot belle comot for road, go enter village, make others see chance comment angry mchew, you dey hia dey decieve ya sef, dey tink say person fear you angry mmmcchheewww nansense!!!

come ben-10, if u knw dis guy, warn am oo!! hmmm
Hekitor abi kilon tin je? Na me u dey follow talk like dis? angry
See y i no dey visit face-me-i face -u?
Na me be nansense? angry

Well make i no vex go turn you to tortoise grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 3:41pm On May 26, 2010
Ben,all dis happen in face me i face u

ehn ehn iba solo
Re: Face Me I Face U by hectorswag(m): 3:49pm On May 26, 2010
badoomusoo:

Hekitor abi kilon tin je? Na me u dey follow talk like dis? angry
See y i no dey visit face-me-i face -u?
Na me be nansense? angry

Well make i no vex go turn you to tortoise grin

grin grin grin grin tortoise?? vely vely funny angry mchewwww
and my name no be Hekitor, shey u dey hia me so angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by badoomusoo: 3:58pm On May 26, 2010
Dyt:

Ben,all dis happen in face me i face u

ehn ehn iba solo
Ah iya chukura welcome oo,
i came back for feedback on what i asked of your husband yesterday,
Na him i jam dis malo hekitor wey come dey call a whole titled shief comedian

wait wetin be comedian sef,no be apanilerin gbowo? angry
Ha! see arinfin of the highest other


@hekita,nanshense to you too,bloody malo grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 4:02pm On May 26, 2010
Dyt stand one side dey lk iba solo n pa sule
iba solo don carry stick
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 4:08pm On May 26, 2010
nothing poverty no dey cause sad  sad  sad
Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 3:26pm On May 28, 2010
Studio CFR:

nothing poverty no dey cause sad  sad  sad

One needs to pray and fast. cheesy

hectorswag:

o ma n be!! all those tiltle wey you dey yarn put for dia, na for your pocket!  angry
if na true say na elder you be, e better make you jejely carry your pot belle comot for road, go enter village, make others see chance comment angry mchew, you dey hia dey decieve ya sef, dey tink say person fear you angry mmmcchheewww nansense!!!

come ben-10, if u knw dis guy, warn am oo!! hmmm
I be like your Landlord? angry grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by sylve11: 4:02pm On May 28, 2010
@ben, pray and fast join the hunger? sad cool
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 6:13pm On May 28, 2010
Iya born boi has com back 4rm village o,children cm outside o
Re: Face Me I Face U by cbase: 7:33pm On May 28, 2010
Dye Dye, how you dey?
Re: Face Me I Face U by D1KeleVra(m): 8:16pm On May 28, 2010
^^Are u deaf? Why u dey shout?
Re: Face Me I Face U by cbase: 8:30pm On May 28, 2010
plug ur ears if i disturb u, some no dey hear well hia, hence the need to shout angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 9:20pm On May 28, 2010
Baasee no dey call me by name,pa salami con warn am, dyt goes in 2 wear sokoto n holding omorogun
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 9:39pm On May 28, 2010
B4 dyt comes out,bassey i.e. Pa effiong don run comot
Re: Face Me I Face U by papine(m): 9:46pm On May 28, 2010
Dyt:

B4 dyt comes out,bassey i.e. Pa effiong don run comot

na d papa of ur 32 pinkin be dat?
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 10:01pm On May 28, 2010
Oh ere comes d palmwine tapper,e no even get respect,c as e dey waka,pa ekaite no dey house sef,i no o tell am mk e dey waka go
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 10:03pm On May 28, 2010
E b lyk say e dey do ma ekaite,me i go tell sha
Re: Face Me I Face U by papine(m): 10:11pm On May 28, 2010
Dyt:

Oh ere comes d palmwine tapper,e no even get respect,c as e dey waka,pa ekaite no dey house sef,i no o tell am mk e dey waka go

tipical dst tv sorry dyt
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:21pm On May 28, 2010
Dyt hisses,i no kuku ma hear wetin e talk
still waiting 4 pa effiong wit d omorogun wit er
Re: Face Me I Face U by tayoast(m): 11:27pm On May 28, 2010
isnt she weird?
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:37pm On May 28, 2010
She ignores baba taju
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 12:19am On May 29, 2010
Dyt is dozing on d apoti she sat on
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 12:29am On May 29, 2010
Rabbish angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 12:34am On May 29, 2010
Wetin landlady dey do 4 house dis tym.v always suspected she has smth 2 do wit pa shukuemeka
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 12:44am On May 29, 2010
Are you alright?

And why is my compound looking like this? angry angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 1:09am On May 29, 2010
Abeg comot no use dat one as excuse,na dis tym u dey ask ow ur compound b,me i go tell mama shukuemeka

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