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Skibanj

*Ghost Mode* Them no dey see her....Which kain make up be that?

immortallity: sexkillz rocks, seriously! I feel that dude.
All the rest na form dem dey form. See dem.

*Coughs* Gay Alert

ItsModella: please, don't let the soap burn your kini abeg..

It is soft and warm...just like your voice.

spikes C: oga, how e go be nah
wetin u dey use ma girl voice do
Dey talk now now oooo

Lolz...Make I finish first, I dey come

Olamide how far? *Bush pig (˘̯˘)

From Hector

Range Evoque

Lois Griffin

See 2face o

Shameless Referee....What kind of stupid decision is that? Burkina faso u can do it
Bance Noooooooooooo

Dear Sweetie,
I fear words are not enough for me to express my feelings. There's no way for me to tell you how I feel because the words feel inadequate, it's like trying to compare the sun and the earth because you are nothing like that, rather you are more, you are everything....you light up every aspect of my life and like the moon you guide me through the night. Every part of my being is controlled by you because true love is giving someone else the power to destroy you but trusting them not to and darling,I trust you and I love you. You are nothing like the past girls I dated, with you love stands in shame, because love itself is in awe of what I feel for you. I watch you sweetheart and I wait for you. You own me and you control me, I belong to you and I know deep in my heart that you belong to me. You are my sweet valentine.
With love,
Hector.

The day I voted for Jonathan..

Most comments here are from people with lack of reasoning...Buhari cannot be the president, because the bloodshed after the election and the many extremist comments have already pushed him out...Rochas cannot be the vice president because many people don't trust him and he has shown he has nothing to offer...The 4 candidates are-
Fashola-(He has performed admirably as the governor of Lagos however the okada ban may stand against him)
Oshiomole-Very popular in the south and he signifies a connection with the civil servants and labour section
Pat Utomi and Dora Akunyuli....I propose a Fashola/Oshiomole ticket with Pat Utomi acting in a leading capacity of the economic situation and Buhari given the task to chase out corruption out of this country...all former corrupt officials must be brought to book and he must find a way to sanitise the judiciary...The problem of power should be addressed as soon as possible, If they can fulfill that within the first 3 years then the merger is here to stay.

A wise man once said 'All men are not just, all men are not true' and this simple sentence has proved itself time after time. What if ACN,CPC,ANPP and APGA want to use the suffering of Nigerians to their advantage? What if PDP is dislodged from power and the corruption and filth still continues? How can Nigerians be assured that things are not going to be business as usual? These are all questions that need to be answered by the leaders of the parties. Fellow Nigerians what do you think?

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Since I do what you all describe as what husband is, does it means I'm a husband[/color]

Boyfriend=Phonetics and King's English
Husband=Normal Naija Accent
Single Boys=Gbagaun Republic

Boyfriend=Freedom
Husband=Packaged Slavery(Django 2.0)
Boyfriend=30 mins non stop or until-u-c.um
Husband=5 mins then sleep(You should be grateful it is not 2 mins)
Boyfriend=Sweet words and Romance
Husband=Let us reduce the size of the meat...We are getting too fat.

What if Liverpool sent special agents Rafael Benitez and Torres to destroy chelsea because there is no other way that you can explain the run of bad results. Let us hope Chelsea qualifies for the Champions League this time.

Congrats

Drogba haff jazz mikel the same way he jazz Torres...No more goals for the eagles #Sadface

Let's try and put another one

Nice

Smh...Nigerians are waiting for a saviour not knowing that we are the enemies killing ourselves...If an eediot is saying That the G8 leaders want to colonise Nigeria then there is no hope for this country and our leaders will continue to ra.p.e us....Nigerians always try to form that they are wise not knowing that we are very foolish...