₦airaland Forum

Nairaland hapy baiday....but u guys are using our mb and time to make money for yourselves...if not that I am jobless I would have left here since....seun buy recharge card for us...no...muki organise party..nehi...oya give us small advatisement money nko...NOO...make una change o

Le Ostrich: by the way , ignorant niggaz will always remain ignorant. likes don't matter in this world it's the hate that counts.
real men get hate

more wine?

Guy don't mind the illiterate runs girl....I actually enjoyed your post but what led to the fall of Rome?

WinnieDPooh: PLEASE GET A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Definitely not yours

WinnieDPooh: And where did this one come from? I can see you are frustrated you hater and attention seeking NIT WIT!!! Click on my profile, Go through all my topics posts and comments and it will tell you who i am. BUFFOON!!!

Sorry na....na just play I dey play..how much for 3 rounds?

WinnieDPooh: And who is this NIT WIT? How dare you call me that derogatory name? I'm reporting you to the MOD's right now!!!

Sharrap dia....Harry reporter. Is it because he said the truth? Better change your ways...

Chimdiadi: Plz where can i get hidden or pen camera, my uncle's wife jst left my room an hour ago... She came in wearing a transparent nite gown without undies and bra, surpriznly she gave me 20thousand naira that i shud use it for airtime.i acceptd and tankd her bt i wil never touch that money. I need to get a video evidence cos she speaks less and acts more....... This woman is really crazy o.

Advice from Di-ck-Bros what are you waiting for? Knack am wella...I am sure she is ugly or too old that's why you have not done it. When she gets fed up and starts disturbing your uncle to drive you out then you will know.
Advice from Tom-leave the house. There's no good that's going to come out of the situation if you don't leave.
Advice from Harry-how does this post help chelsea sack Benitez?

SimonAndal: DEVIL ILLUMATI PROGRAM BY THE SEXY RETARDEEN INSIDE BEAUTIFUL SEUN! I MUST APPLICATION TO THIS! YEAH! SUSANOO!

You are suffering from the effects of genjutsu...

Honestly I DON'T CARE....I am not happy it happened (I can't wish anyone evil) but I am not sorry..With the money they make from robbing Nigerians they can build it up in no time...#Going to watch my startimes.

kimberluge: The topic of dis thread should b how to steal another man's partner so we can know who the real thieves are starting from the OP.

Huh??

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Nah, she was foolish and followed you, and if a better offer comes, she'll leave you as well and follow the other guy.

You can only snatch inanimate objects like phones, bags and purses. You can't snatch a human with emotions capable of making decisions. That's why when some goats read manuals like this and try it on some girls that know what they want and are focused, they tell them NO. You'll agree that at gunpoint, only a fool will say NO to an attempt to snatch his phone or wallet.

Spot the difference and align your mentality.[/color]

That's the reason I wrote about waiting. If he waits too long and she sticks with her current boyfriend then he has no chance with her. The post may look stupid to you but it works perfectly. It is our natural human instinct to be happy and comfortable, that's why we always search for greener pastures. The trick is to make the girl feel that she will be happier with someone else.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]You can't take a girl from me. If she wants you, she goes with you, it's that simple. Telling yourself you took her from me is lame and an unnecessary self hype. I wasn't there when you approached her and all. You did not take her from me at gunpoint so wtf are you on about? [/color]

As long as she was your girlfriend then I took her from you....except the relationship is not exclusive.

mariannlove: na wa ooooooo, wetin person no go see 4 dis nairaland. Mischeivous!

#Evil laugh...

sexkillz: [color=#000030]There is nothing like snatching.

All the rubbish you wrote up there will only work on a woman who wants to follow you. Not on a woman who loves her partner.

There are ladies who you would waste time trying those shitty manuals on and they'll remain firm. They'll make you doubt yourself and bring out the idiocy in you.

What you wrote up there is for losers and pathetic ïdiots who are too lazy to meet a girl on their own, and would rather wait for shitty manuals such as this, to try and snatch. . . Goats!

It's the foolish ladies that follow you, so don't hype your dumb self! [/color]

Oga calm down jare....Even if its for losers, we both know that it works. Have you not heard of the saying that the good ones are always taken. It's left for so called 'losers' like me to take girls from 'winners' like you...

190-the-clown:
Thumbs up for this post
although i do have my ways in snatching girls from their respective partners
but mine'z always more time consuming - but always result fulfilling


In essence the safest and easiest and quickest way to snatch a girl from her man
is to make the girl more than comfortable with you,
she starts confiding in you more and more
make her see reasons to date you (even if the guy is still there)
then she starts wondering if ure real and starts crying over your shoulder
dont show any signs of anger or jealousy wen she/if u see her with her man
allow her in total control and allow her make the moves else u place her and urself in some deep sh!!-t should the man find out
In essence lay your traps patiently and to summarize it all UP - Ensure that first S-E-X Counts cos if you mess up
she'll never be back again but if it blows her to cloud 9 and gets her weak on her knees

she;ll be back for a few more couple and from there you're in the game

Give yourself some time limit to achieve all these probably 2-3months and if notin works out
move onto the next Target

trust me women are the easiest PROJECTS out there
If you need extra coaching lessons on how to get a girl, how to get laid, how to easily maintain a relationship
or even how to know a girl thats worth it - contact me for more info,

i charge low fees

190 you are perfectly a boss in this area.....I salute you.

Caracta: Na wa o. Crappy crap!

Wetin i no go see for nairaland?

It's just for fun...chill out grandma

Have you ever been in love (or lust) with a woman just to find out she is dating someone else? It is a very painful experience but I have come to discover that pretty jewels are hard to find so the best way to get one is to capture her from her boyfriend (not husband..lol).
Step 1-The Meeting-When you have found the perfect girl, initiate a meeting. Do the old meet and bump or splash water on her with your ride. I have a friend who went as far as stopping a girl on okada acting like he knew her from somewhere.
Step 2-Be Unique-Introduce yourself in a classic way. Don't be too nervous or arrogant. Just be yourself. Try and collect her digits or bbm pin. Remember to make a good first impression.
Step 3-The Caring Friend-This is the important step. Make yourself always available to her by calling to ask about her day and stuff. Know the difference between caring and pestering. Let her have the impression that you are concerned about her. Trust me this step works like magic because many boyfriends tend to not be as caring as they were before getting the girl so showing her that you care about her gives her something that she has been missing.
Step 4-The Money factor-Make her get the impression that you have enough money even if it means lying but don't be too stupid. Girls love money so you have to let her know that you have it. Ask her out on numerous occasions. Invite her to cool parties and stuff. Don't be a mugu sha o.
Step 5-The Emotional Open Window-Girls are emotional creatures and it's very possible that she is going to have a fight with her boyfriend. When this happens make sure you are ready to cash in on the situation. Ask her what's wrong and act all bothered about her. Take her to a party or club, get her drunk, invite her back to your place to chill out. When she arrives make her feel comfortable and safe. Initiate the first move and try to kiss her. If she asks a stupid question like 'what are you doing? Tell her you want to bite her lips. If she refuses use force.(Just joking o)
Final Step-The Experienced lover-When you finally get the chance to make love to her remember to take it slow. Pay attention to her body and needs, in other words take her to cloud nine.
The whole purpose of the process is to make her feel loved, to make her happy and to let her know that she deserves someone better even if her boyfriend is an angel. If she is deeply in love with her boyfriend just wait a little while(let it not reach years abeg...you are not a waiter). When she knows that there is a better option out there she will leave that guy immediately. Goodluck heart-robbers
(This post is just for fun......or is it?)

This is the kind of girl I wanna hate f.uck...I dislike her but at the same time I want to bang the hell out of her...

Sincere 9gerian: I thought I advised your earlier to forward your complaints to PHCN office in your area?

Anyway, I heard a news report on NTA that one trailer fell several electric poles that transmits power to your area. It seems PHCN is already working on it

Oga it seems you are a very hard worker. Your boss must be pleased with you. How do I get GEJ to recruit me for praise singing of mediocre projects? Where did you do the interview?

This is what we are approving now? 4 years after Boko Haram? Anyway we nigerians are docile so they can treat us anyhow....let's wait for our pastors to show us the way.

Roe V Wade....

bennynaza: Dont u tink its a little bit of hard luck. I mean we controlled d game but just dint score

My guy we played rubbish...total rubbish. Gervinho and Diaby are the main reason we are out. The players Wenger left on the bench what are they going to do in Champions League? This was Arsenal's only chance for a trophy.

babsG: when the 'northern animals' as you called them where in control the country was at peace, but now that your dump drunk guy dey, see the wahala,,a militant will never rule us again.

Exactly...your boko haram brothers don't want peace anymore now that the northern animals are not ruling..

Oh the Irony! To keep Nigeria one is a task that must be done??...To keep Nigeria at the mercy of northern animals with blood lust is a task that must be done...To keep Nigeria in a quagmire of corruption is a task that must be done...To keep Nigeria inside darkness and ill health is a task that must be done..I cry for my people #Looking for a bucket..

Wenger and The BOARD

This night made me remember A Farewell to arms by Hemingway(When Henry was praying for Catherine) Don’t let her die. Oh, God, please don’t let her
die. I’ll do anything for you if you won’t let her
die. Please, please, please, dear God, don’t let
her die. God please make her not die. I’ll do
anything you say if you don’t let her die.”
I feel so guilty for all the yabbing and jabs

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Banky don't allow Wizkid leave o....If na this kain song you wan dey produce better turn E.M.E to pure water company.
My 2 kobo.

So this guy still dey sing? I thought after M.I finished him he started selling garri...

A very good idea. However the Nigerian Government should strive to do more. If another hospital as large as this one Is being developed in another part of Nigeria e.g Lagos or Delta It will be of great benefit not forgetting the revenue from it. Our leaders should have foresight and try to be innovative.