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Of course, there are corollaries to this. One must certainly touch the Queen if the monarch offers her hand (though you should return this not with a firm handshake but just a touch).

If truly she brings bad luck to you, Then, Let me simply say that, you are not really a lucky star, having her in the first place. So perhaps u should be d problem

Of course, there are corollaries to this. One must certainly touch the Queen if the monarch offers her hand (though you should return this not with a firm handshake but just a touch)

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Meeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn !!!, i gentle

All d same, United till i R.I.P

Meeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn !!!, i gentle

All hail the Gallant giant of world football, i once told mourinho that, its not by spying or constant use of boys' scout approach, we are just too hot and Hot Trafford is damn deadly, a call of Duty to Liverpool, beware, we shall also pull their  liver at hot trafford likewise. United all the way, we can do it again, Red Devil, I concur.

Na wa oooo,
People dey say sorryyyyy !!!!!!
sorry for what na ? Why be sey na only dey guy people dey blame sef? Well, if not for d disease wey dey involve, i for say, when both of them been dey enjoy the _{Mummy and Daddy Style or Doggy style} wey the bed dey shake and the girl dey shout " give me hard !!!!!!!!!!!!!" dem seek my advise that time? oMooooo, Imagine that kind thing on Val's day na, me i dey lonely dat time, she and her bobo dey 4 performance room, na now she come dey voice out.(Val Cake and Ice cream + Recharge card = Val F * * K). Yoruba man talk sey, "wetin small pikin like to chop, no suppose hurt am" hissssssssssssssssss!!!!

Pardon me for those nasty talk and Jargon jare !
na d Basket mouth wey i be sha!
Well, make no be sey i wicked sha, make i follow give my own sympathy vote,
Soorrrrrrrrrrrrryy ooooooooooooo, Sis Tatan, Do ur medical check up well, and try to think deeply if na d guy really give u the staph abi na u be d real distributor? I pray for Divine Healing for you, Play safe next time ( D* * K sometimes no dey predictable).

Woooooow !!!

[/color][size=15pt][color=#990000]UNITED 4 REAL[/size] [/color]
What an interesting game, Chelpe guys soooooooorrrry ooooooooooo !, i advise u all to take squadron to calm u down ok  ?  i predicted rite, haha.
Its quite clear, Scolari's days are numbered. I do believe that, with or without the Red card, Liverpool will still [color=#990000][size=14pt]PULL[/size]  Chelsky [size=14pt]LIVER[/size] at [size=14pt]Anfield.[/size]

I have seen seen the downfall of chelsky
glory to be anfield, glory be to Trafford,   x2
I have seen seen the downfall of Chelpe
glory be to Struggle Amen,

Attention please,
Hot Trafford still waiting for Liverpool and Arsenal

@Skylooh,
Thanks alot, i do appreciate.

Abeg someone help me!!! i know i'm totally off topic, can someone tell me d real meaning of Rflamao abi na imao, i often see people use it around this site. I'm yet to knw the meaning. Do Pardon my ignorance.Thanks.

I do wish the Flying Eagles survive this battle of logged horns. (A case of Antelope versus Bull)

dinner

[size=15pt]I don Teach them lesson and i happy sey them listen. I once said it, that the Red sea of Hot Trafford sorry Old Trafford will get them all drown.  Next patient please_{; Liverpool, Asthma sorry Arsenal, beware ! ! !}Even Morniho was in attendance to watch the show of shame.
Yeah Guys, United 4 Real.

Them no reach, make them go do photocopy come. I'm quite sure if them play that match 100 times again, we go still win. UP Manchester United, Up Sir Alex, Long live Old Trafford. What a Red Sunday indeed. Thank God no excuse this time, they came with their hotest Eleven for the greatest humiliation of a new year. Even Mourhino was more than sorry for them.

Wait oo, where all these Chelsky guys wey dey make noise before?    abi them don go junction to take sum stuff, by now, their drink go be squadron or paraga. [/size] 15

There will be an apparent test of strength, skills, tactics, doggedness and of course show of pride at Old Trafford today, between Master of the Game, Manchester United and Servant of trophies, Chelpe abi na Chelsky. Its obvious, the Red Sea at Old Trafford is full and now scary, able and ready to get the smalls boys drown. I know they we be coming with the shattered debris of their Eko bridge abi na Scattered bridge dem call am, Agbero supporters go cry tire today, _{[/sub]make dem take a sip of squadron sha o, coz na another disgraceful day for Chelsea has come . UNITED 4 REAL [sub]Esu pupa is back}

UNITED 4 REAL[color=#990000][/color][size=14pt][/size] _{Chelpe beware, we no be mate !!!}

Up till today, i still wonder if i would ever recover from the lingering memory of Great ife. Imagine, I actually finished from Government College Ikorodu (GCI) even before my SSCE, i have been dreaming and bragging about Great Ife even prior to my first visit to the school. I was so much obsessed with Great Ife Experience syndrome, that i have to write JAMB 5 times. Though my first JAMB wasn't ok for admission, I tried OAU 2 times, to no avail, i was later offered admission in FUTO, i was thee for a semester, still crazy and intoxicated about IFE, i sat for another JAMB without my parents consent. I tried again but still no Admission on the bases of no connection. I finally got the admission through my Uncle then in Zoology dept into Metallurgical and Materials Science and Engineering dept under Roger Makanjuola regime as VC. I left IFE and Nigeria in my first semester 300 levels, after IFE lecturers kept shooting several Missiles and Atomic bomb towards the GP and the CGPA was almost rendered handicap and eventually swallowed by high wave of Tsunami.  Its only in Great Ife, that i see students still have to read like mad man even when u are sure of getting an "F"  to say even to get an "F" , is a severe hard labour.I mean if u are not Academically militant, please maa teri sii o . I actually tried my best then, i wasn't just ok with the indiscriminate closure of the school everytime. I actually enjoy the Aluta days during the time of Revolution anyway. My last Aluta was 2004, during the time of Em Em, Mohammed Elegbede as Union President, when d only student (Rasheed Laketu) that was killed by MOPO then, was shot right in front of me during the time we were chasing the MOPO. I wept that night and i couldn't sleep. I actually spent 5 years in total on campus. I stayed only in Faj and Awo(Faj, blk 2, rm 88 and annex 293, 265 ) and (Awo blk 4 rm 98, blk 2 rm 86 and annex rm 292) I also stay in Lagere for one semester. I do visit places like Olubushe, Omole Estate, Quarters, Asherifa, May fair, etc, coz of friends and family i have around the places. I still remember several shows at Amphi thearter (Africa Amphi Thearter). Motion ground, Senate building, Spider Building, CC, Computer building, Any Awoites in the house? Greeaatesst Elewas (Beans eaters)
Men i can't shout, so much to say.

Articulate Poly Ado ! Even conscious Poly Owo !


Sorry, Of the Greeeaateessst Ife. I rest my case.

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Well, i have HP Compaq Laptop, and for over a year now, it has been so rugged and durable. But to me, i think the tie is between HP and Sony. But wait ooo, dem dey mention Laptops, person dey mention Acer Acer no be product abeg, na specimen dem dey produce.

uchem74:
Thank you for the information. I stay inside school (UTM ) at JOHOR.
What i do not know is that, if they will allow me to use my student pass get job at KL or do i need to get working permit before i could get job there. Do i still need visa to enter singapore.

@ Uchem74

Like i wrote before, you dont need any Visa to get to Singapore, simply book ur hotel reservation and book ur flight as well. As per KL, its depends on what kind of job you want ( Skilled or unskilled). If you want it legal, then you need a work permit, its all depends on ur qualification anyway. Guys are in KL hustling only few might be with work permit.

If u no send me oo
People plenty wey dey send me oo

now my comment,

anything wey them like make dem talk, i no be Tuface fan and i'm not addicted to Faze either, i only listen to good music thats all. But sincerely, i dey feel Faze die, the wey he single handedly does his things. I continue to listen to originality, well composed lyrics. For me, originality is quite superb. Make them talk.

If u no send me oo
People plenty wey dey send me oo

now my comment,

anything wey them like make dem talk, i no be Tuface fan and i'm not addicted to Faze either, i only listen to good music thats all. But sincerely, i dey feel Faze die, the wey he single handedly does his things. I continue to listen to originality, well composed lyrics. For me, originality is quite superb. Make them talk.

uchem74:
Hedges007, since you are in singapore now, i can you assist me in moving to singapore, i want to go there. I need someone to give me a contact and other info. I live in Malaysia as a student, but i would like to visit singapore. please can you drop your phone number for me to contact you.

@ uchem74

My guy, you don't need much stress to get to Singapore from Malaysia. If ur papers or documents from Naija are complete, genuine and valid, then all you need to do is book for ur hotel room reservation online (except u have someone there), then you can go on to buy ur ticket. On getting to their Airport, the immigration officers only need to see few documents from u, like, confirmation of ur hotel booking and so on. As per helping you get a Job, well, i'm so sorry, I'm not really into that at all and i can't promise such. I'm here in a friend's house (a girl) and any moment from now, i would leave for Malaysia. But in Malaysia, you can submit ur credential to companies online which i don't know if you are aware of or know how to do? that is the only way, i can assist you. Besides where in particular do you reside in Malaysia? If you are in Kualar Lumpur, then, i don't expect you to have much stress getting a job, coz a lot of guys there are hustling and schooling too. Well if na to talk to me sha,

Do take care,
Merry Christmas to you ! ! !

~icecold~~:
how much is their mba program
or msc

@ icecold

For MBA (in Business administration) or which of the MBA or programme are you interested in? i think it will be better if u reply directly to my E-mail or better still, do give me a call.

Take care and i wish you,

Merry Christmas ! ! !

I think Singapore, Malaysia, Hong Kong and south Korea are some eastern parts of Asia, good for crime-free Africans. I live in Malaysia, but currently in Singapore for the Yule tide, both countires are OK, clean and beautiful, they have buoyant economy as well. Currently, the exchange rate stands at,

1 Singapore Dollar = 94.64578 Nigerian Nara

1 Malaysian Ringgit = 39.53299 Nigerian Nara

1 US Dollar = 3.49028 Malaysian Ringgit

1 US Dollar = 1.45130 Singapore Dollar

Getting to Singapore from Naija does not call for Visa.
But coming to Malaysia, one needs to get to Malaysian Embassy in Maitama, Abuja for Visa.

The independence of Malaysia is different from much of the independence of other countries. What makes it so different? It is a peaceful independence achieved by holding talks with the British. No other country has ever done that before Malaysia. Addtionally, the Malaysian independence was realised by three people with different culture and religion. It is amazing how independence was gained that way. On the glorious day of 31 August 1957, Allahyarham Tunku Abdul Rahman proudly declared the independence of Malaya (now Malaysia) by shouting out “Merdeka” seven times at the Merdeka Stadium.

Though Malaysia is in  class of developing Nation, but its quite amazing how rapid its getting developed, though with little resources to manage, They have come far and wide, in no distance from now, may over take or be in measure with some and or most developed European countries. Malaysia, share so many similarities with Singapore and South Korea, they are technologically inclined, cameras almost everywhere, they produce their own brand of cars, and every single motor-able road is tied even in remote areas. Though with diverse kind of tribes, most still chose English as second and official Language, Happy and friendly people all around. Crime rate is a bit low except in the Capital city (KL) though still under control.They have well managed and efficient communication system, Well maintained and state-of the-art airports. For2 consecutive years,Kualar Lumpur Airport remain the best Airport in the world (2005, 2006) Asia and world leading airport hotel (2008).

www.world-airport-codes.com/Malaysia/kuala-lumpur-international-airport-(klia)-8435.html -
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuala_Lumpur_International_Airport - 181k
www.airports.org/cda/aci_common/display/main/aci_content07_c.jsp?zn=aci&cp=1-7-46%5E21375_666_2__ - 36k

They also have well equipped Military force (Police in particular). As far as i'm concerned, i can also say there are less cases of racism.
One thing is that, they have some villages too full of gangsters. You dare not misbehave in their local clubs around.

I have helped some few colleagues to come over to Malaysia, but on student visa only. I do help students who wish to study in Malaysia, One thing is that, I'm not into recruiting people for work or labour, so i don't promise or quarantee anyone coming, though some might be fortunate sha, in Kuching you hardly find work, but in Kualar lumpur, guys are there hustling, but not easy anyway.Their are foregin schools from Australia, UK, New zealand etc, having their campuses in Malaysia. Some colleges around where i live, do collaborate with schools from UK, Australia etc, to offer affiliated programmes here. Though some of those i have helped will come and  later cut out to European or other Asian countries depending on their personal financial status and reasons.
Living expenses in Malaysia is quite cheaper than most Asian countries. Most naija students here in Kuching , in group of 2-4, may decide to rent a whole building (Duplex) and pay less than $400 per month depending on terms and conditions, type of apartment and location. The payment is always shared among the group. But such is not the case in Kualar Lumpur (the capital), a bit expensive city in Malaysia.One can feed on less than RM20 per day, depending on you sha

Life in Singapore is even extra expensive, I knw of a family  that do leave Singapore to come Kualar lumpur (Malaysia) to do shopping not for any other thing, but the expenses.

Other Eastern Asian countires like Philippine, Indonesia, Thailand, Laos etc are not quite suitable for Naija guys sha. Though we have them there too, runnsing things there but are quite few in number. So much to say. ogunwairesoladele@yahoo.co.uk

Its quite simple, that is why i need to knw the course of interest, then every details about the school will be sent including the payment methods and payment options.

sherry lo:
Whats the big deal? remember he is a governor for Lagos state not a governor for Muslim people in Lagos! so if invited he has every right to be there!

@ sherry

You yan well my guy.

If perhaps he was unable to make it there, so ignoramus will consider him being too pompous. I believe its never a big deal, after all, he might just be there as an invited dignitary, not as a worshipper. But if decides to worship too, who cares? Hallelujah to Baba, Lagos and Politics could only get better.
Remember, either good or bad, all our political office holders, needs prayers.

fine_wine:
people are often interested in the amount they ned to spend for all of theseapplications, could u throw more light?

Well, my brother, its quite easy ok,
i can't just frame up fees here, i need to be informed on what kind of course or programme you are interested in? i only work with 2 different schools here, but i'm being given the priviledge to help serious minded students who wish to come over provided i could guarantee the school of the person's good  character and ability of such student(s) to pay due fees. well, if u wish to knw, i can only be sure of the Application fees, depending on the foreign type of degree u want, some affiliated courses with UK schools are higher. But, foreign students' (Application fees, visa processing fee,offer letter fees, and Your Hostel Deposit,) all together, should be between $350 - $400. As at last semester, most students brought in paid $350 . This is just to brief you, if you have any other enquiries to make, kindly E-mail me. Though i'm in Singapore now, i will soon be back to my base in Malaysia. Indicate ur interest properly so that i can make necessary enquiries and then send details to you.

Merry Christmas to you !!!
See yahhhh.

Oba Awo University OAU ( is number one choice of Academic Institution in Naija). Any other school is a counterfit

Anyway, Greaeeeeeteest Poly ado, Articulate Poly Owo

!@

mk

dreeldee:
Ok now i know you have an impaired ability to understand written language and sorry i don't exchange words with your kind. Since you've decided to remain the idiot that you are, i won't waste useful time on you anymore. Have fun loser

@post Nigeria is not immune from the global financial crisis which makes me doubt if truly these Nigerians are going home for good

@ dreeldee


hahahaha

I noticed that by now, your ass felt intimidated and you want to cowardly but systematically surrender in order to rest ur hebetudinous brain.

Well its quite good for you boy.

Take care of yourself, and remember to visit home from your cotonou hide-out.

All the same, Merry Christmas to you
try to visit Amusement Garage over there, for funnky fun.

Hahaha, see yaaaaaah

[s]What's with this grammar? to show you're a Harvard graduate? very typical of your kind. You're not making a bit of sense fu cking idiot, if you've traveled that much and you still have such resentments against your brothers abroad, then you need to have your brain checked. It's not anybody's fault that you've been denied visas to these countries that are better than Nigeria several times, face the vagabonds in power who can turn the tide around for the country not hardworking Nigerian making decent living where they are. I don't care what you say about me because your ass don't know shit about me. Next time in a conversation, get yourself organized and sensible by not using grammars you can't explain [/s]

@dreeldee
Sorry if you are confused with my grammar ko, i never knew that an ignoramus like you only managed to be a primary school drop out.
I can't even imagine anywhere you could have gotten access to, that could make you feel shoulder-high,
anywhere wey u don ever travel to, na like a stroll to me ok?
if i may ask? where you dey sef, beacuse i could suspect a garrulous person like you can not travel farther than Cotonou.
Or are you trying decisive yourself with that faux webshot pix u posted, funny enough, u were nowhere to be found in the pix.
Once get it straight, i'm not against anyone in disapora, i only don't support the way some fellows rubbish the name and image of Nigeria when in disapora. Did you get that Numskull?
Learn to talk my Brother, You no reach sef ! ! !, You no represent! ! !.

If u no mind, dem fit open another thread for me and you sha.

Anamu