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sley4life:
2 b frank, Nigeria is another hell on earth, i will live & die a Nigeria no matter where i go but things arent right somewhere

@sley4life
What kind of kalakuta talk is that?
May be u mean ur village is Hell  not Nigeria
I wonder when all these unholy statements will end
even countries worst than nNigeriawhere some of our people still run to, people there still cannot outrightly call their country Hell, not even in the so called war torn, poverty shrinking country like Sudan  .

I wonder if where you are now is or has become Heaven?

Bullshit
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earTHMama:
you do well my brother. But, e be like say you dey Afghanistan dey yarn this yarn. Come home now?


I saw the picture you took in Afghanistan, you are hot tho.

@ earthMama,

YOU BLIND?
GET UR GOOGLE, MAKE YOU PUT WIPPER JOIN.
who tell sey i dey Afghanistan? abi my talk hit you? no face me abeg,
you wey u dey heaven, we don see u na, na em make u no post ur pix.
Abeg, if you want, make them start another thread for me and you.

@dreelde

I hate it with passion when i see, read or hear some people sitting some where called Diaspora, only to run down the great motherland with   their rotten mouth like (7-days left over burger)  all because of the little opportunity they were given. Funny enough, these are people who are yet to make any meaningful achievement compared to other folks in Naija. They brag as if they have visited heaven and therefore, gotten the license to do and undo, as if  they have done what no man has done. The way we see naija and what we say about our motherland, same or even worse shall be viewed by outsiders. Its quite defined, that Naija might be a struggling Nation overloaded with so much negativity, But surely, i know we going to get there one day, after all Naija is only 48, compared to US or other European countries we all cherish. As for me, Motherland is not as bad as most  idiots in camera portrays it to be.[b][/b]

As for me, "Out of Naija, still from Naija"
Ajoo ole dabi ile (No place like home)
emi o ni fi owo osii juwe ile baba mii.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhmm, na waooo.
I do receive similar mails on daily bases. I do play around with sum of them, especially if they include their phone numbers, while i delete sum immediately. In most cases, i do reply them typing in full block letters, YAHOOOOOO YAHOOOOOO BOYS don't MERGER ME. Your papa and your mama wey die no show you the right people to scam abi? abi their spirit and brain too die? jobless people. I'm really against them using innocent people's pixs. Imagine, some of them quoting huge sum of money ($5,000,000) and so on. I always let them know, i'm more enlightened to be fooled with their foolish and chicken brain.

donaremu:
hey fellows,

Arsenal Vs Liverpool
1 : 1

Good for Man United

@donaremu,

My guy na true u talk. Let the two under dogs find their square root, they both remain Title pretenders. We all know who the cap fits. We are patiently waiting for the three of them at Old Trafford next year. United 4 life.

I can't stop watching the video clip over and over again. Its quite funny and nasty.

Nice throw, Nice Parrying.

Bush Odey-eshi, was quite potent. I'm sure he would have parried snipper bullets or straight missiles, if any.

Abeg who are those wey dey always do this abrakadabra ranking sef? imagine the yeye ranking, National University of Rwanda and Polythenic of Namibia being ranked far far above my GREAT IFE and few other glorified schools in Niaja. Anyway, me i no get any problem with or without the stupidity or immunity clause, the truth is that, if we are so serious about tackling corruption, we know the best way to go. There are many ways of killing a dog rather than hanging it. The old fools who once looted our collective treasury before, but are out of office and still alive , what has be done to them? Those are the ones without office and immunity clause anymore, let only those still in office but without immunity. Anyway, lets try and see if it gonna work?



Naija Will Rise ! ! ! !

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Wetin i dey hear again this early momo?
I thought they said the other one only had a battery problem therefore was parked?

You see now, When are we going to stop deceiving ourselves for naija? The way they explained the problem of the other satellite, one would have thought, it was a minor fault that can be fixed within shortest possible time, but here the sycophants comes again, always coming in using white elephant projects names.I thought i heard that, this satellite was fully insured? so what happened to the insurance? Imagine, another whopping $500 million kobo, not even this time, not from our common treasury any more.

This is a typical example of "diversification of Gbese (debt)"

Before now, Obasan- ku and his co thieves were busy fooling themselves, borrowing money all in the name of revamping and reinstalling the refineries, i wonder how many of our refineries are still existing let alone working properly.
Later these same bandits turned around fooling themselves, this time, the power sector, though i might not be in Naija, yet i could still sense their indept insincerity and amalgamated stupidity. These are even physical projects one could easily see and felt.

Now they want to indulge in space scam ( i only heard of Yahoo Yahoo boys, now i know we have even Yahoo Yahoo and Google Government officials).

For me, i love Technology especial space technology which is fast becoming a back bone of developing and developed Nations ,
But this time, if our government is so serious about the scam again,
Then, let them cough out the huge sum from their port bellies and flowing agbada, after all, $500 million is a chicken change, compared to what they have stolen in recent times.

For these 3 conditions,
Let the money be raised among the thieves, after all, "to whom much is given, much is expected" not the National treasury this time.
2. After that, the contract should be awarded to a more technological saturated country or company (European or American company) eg,Germany, Britain, France or US, if we are so serious about it, instead of these fake chinco them.
3. The launching site should be our backyard , not where even the so called Minister or Project supervisor will have no full access to. If they dont mind, i can volunteer to go with the rocket  to space to supervise and comfirm sincere launching.

Aside these, i don't subscribe to this new devised form of political chicanery and annual national waste. After all, the first one, of what benefit and importance was it to a common Nigerian. There are so many sectors yarning for funds in Nigeria, the sum can at least take care of one or two, rather than this free floating and enigmatic project.

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Let me first congratulate Asthma oh sorry Arsenal Fans, arsenal don try once again, but wait oooo  WHERE ARE THESE CHEPEE GUYS making noise before on this thread? (i think its time to take Chepee to console themselves, abeg make una no add cigar sha ooo, coz bridge still dey on fire oooo) Now, e remain clubs like Stoke city to come level up that bridge make e turn to gutter. Anyway, the fact is that, Chepee ooo, Riverpool ooo, Asthma ooo, the red season of Old Trafford dey wait for sons and daugthers of Pharaoh wey no dey hear word. Ile lapoti njoko dey lawo. We Wey wait una for OT. To all my fellow UNITED( Esu pupa), this is a nice one, good results today. UNITED FOR LIFE.

Men, going down the memory lane,
My first day in the boarding school was almost my death day.

I was led to my room, asked to pick a bulk, i picked and i even chose to stay up. it was evening time, and we were being served amala that night. Trying to claim a butter guy, i climbed my bulk, i fetched out my folk and knife with spoon. Then the devil set in. I stood on the bulk i tried to jump down, forgotten that my head was directly before the ceiling fan (a new one for the matter).I carelessly jumped while the one of the blades of the fan, gave me a Nike cut on my right eye lashes (only God saved my eye ball), i landed in pool of blood and immediate rushed to the hospital. It was stitched and i was like that for over 3 weeks.

I actually finished from GCI (Ikorodu), i could remember in my junior class then, two seniors were yabbing (insulting themselves), i and one other junior managed to laugh, but because of the hatred he had for me, i was ordered to go and lie down under is bed, and i was forgetten there for over 9 hrs(which was unusual) he later came back to d room only to be reminded by his room mate that I'm still under the bed, meanwhile, i was already snoring there, he drew me out, beat the hell out of me b4 letting me go in pain.

In my Senior class, they do call us 9 -11 because me and some set of guys, we will be the last to come in to school around 9 am (after assembly) and we will also be the first to leave school (around 11 am) through the bush path.

I could remember, any day we were being served Fufu, amala, we do set some small stones in it and some times pepper, keep it, and during the night, there will be light out, then the shelling begins, we then starting stoning any corner any body u could see. So many to say.

Well, i believe its quite ok to date online, the problem is, the sincerity of heart between the two parties, except may be the fun type of dating sha.
HEy, i need online dating sha ooo. Can i get someone, a girl to date online? Let serious minded person hala me on +60168879642 or 00960168879642

Take it or you leave it,"A man who does no hard job will never know the value of rest"[/b]. [/color] Any way we want to look at it, even people in diaspora are hearing at least the little little good things happening in Lagos and they are giving kudos to Fashola. For all i care, of course we all know he was elected to do the job, but what if he chose not to do as expected, the same masses will still grumble.Either we call it his job or not, state money or not, the fact remains that, other governors were given equal opportunities  both in the past and present, but its quite obvious, he is trying to make the best use of his opportunity. Nigerians, we must learn how to appreciate a good effort and a well thought out plans when we see one. Lets praise our politicians or leaders when they are on the right track, not only to criticise them when they messed up. We don't expect Lagos to become paradise within 2 years.

Eko oni baje!!!
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@ Sillyboy
When, if that is true, I'm sure Stamford bridge will as well ask you to sell pure water for buyers and spectators too. Go sidon , SILLY GOAT

Hey ! ! !, i cant shout.
Attention Pls, if you are reading this thread, and you are not on RED or belong to the RED pls do log out.hehehe
After spelling STROKE oh sorry, STOKE, i believe by now, CHEPE uhmmm na Chelsea (league table screen saver) i won talk, Riverpool sorry, Liverpool (initial gragra club) and of course ASTHMA abi na ARSENAL( league pretenders), i think they should be aware by now that, the RED SEA of Old trafford will soon drown all stubborn foes within and outside the premier league.
TO ALL MU GUYS IN THE HOUSE
We dey come up, while others must descend either at AP rate or GP rate (eg, Arsenal).
It could just be more than Treble this time, i hope so.
RED DEVILS (Esu Pupa) FOR LIFE.

@ Larger 20

Calling Nigerians "Oloshi" hope you know the meaning of that?

if you do, then permit me to say you are damn stupid.

others are giving positive views and opinions, only for a monumental anathema like you to insult "The happiest people on earth" (9gerians)

you must be suffering from idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura[color=#990000][/color]

@ TEXASSPETE
Its bone head like you who need to read this.

From the daily sun newspaper 2006

Despite the derision given his vaccines in the country, irrepressible advocate of alternative medicine, Dr. Jeremiah Abalaka is to address a World Congress on Vaccines, Immunization and Immune-therapy holding in Montreal, Canada to prove efficacy of his vaccine.

In what may sound like a case of a prophet not giving recognition in his homeland, especially after successive governments had passed his vaccines off in the country, taking a cue from Dr. Tim Menakaya who announced a ban on it in 2000, the outcome might open new vistas for ‘Prophet’ Jeremiah afterall.

“Come November, specifically, between 6 and 9 of November this year, I will address the Scientific programme of the World Conference on Vaccines on his contribution to the fight against HIV/AIDS. My paper is titled A Preliminary Evidence of Efficacy from an open label trial of therapeutic HIV Vaccine derived from the blood of HIV positive donors.”

The battle within
At a period when the world is in a mad rush for anti-retroviral drugs, Abalaka insists Nigerians and the world at large should take advantage of his therapy as the solution to the HIV/AIDS pandemic. But that was a fight he started seven years ago when he stirred the hornets’ nest with a big bang in the medical history of Nigeria.

A general surgeon with additional training in immunology, Abalaka had every reason to be concerned about the spread of this deadly virus, he had in 1996, turned himself into a guinea pig for experimentation.

Without government support, Abalaka, through his lean resources, researched and developed a vaccine that is expected to curb the menace of HIV. Then came another big obstacle. But the then Health Minister, Dr. T. Menakaya announced a ban on the doctor’s HIV vaccines and passed Abalaka off as a quack.

That singular action drew his ire. “I planted the yam. I used myself as a guinea pig. And when it was time to reap from my sweat, they told me I couldn’t. Can you imagine this happening in my country, Nigeria?”

The wright brothers like you claim, might not have received govenrment approval before flying their plan, but at least, their work and the plan were not banned like in the case of ABALAKA..
You forgot that, "A MAN WHO DOES NO HARD JOB WILL NEVER KNOW THE VALUE OF REST". CRAZY BONE HEAD.

[color=#990000][/color]OMO I NO DEY SURPRISE AT ALL OOOOOO. Na the Chinco them do mistake. If 9ija is so serious about launching a satellite, China should have separately launch our own orbit too, the fear of conterminating other serious minded, carefully built and maintained  satellites would have been alleviated hahahahaha no be small thing oooo. U know now, everything about 9IA is always diffrent. Imagine, buying a dog at a huge amount, after sometime, the dog can no longer bark, na cough e dey cough, why? lack of nourishment. Well let us pretend and agree with them say na battery dey do am sha. But make them remove the Tiger head battery, come collect DURA CELL @ no cost, It's directly from US not from Shina that cannot Shine (sorry China), i wonder if their own satellite ever experience flat battery and get parked?( make i use their grammar). Well i can't really blame the chinco them, we always rely on outside world to do things for us, but come oo, who dey say 9ija gain independence sef? when we remain dependent on others for everything. 9ija is so crude that, even crude oil, the main source of income produced within, is foreign dependent for refine. Chaaaaiiii, Well, daily i pray for Nigeria. And i wish when i return to the Country one day, things would have been better. Anyway, these are rough paths of greatness we may pass through, but let the Government and d people pass through it with righteousness. My Lord, I rest my case.

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MindingoII abi na mumu ngo, u call yourself, mind what u post concerning Mr President ok, this is not Obj we all insult directly or indirectly. Let us behave[color=#006600][/color] as a developing country and developing people as well and reason logically, while we mind how we present jokes in conformity with other people's tempraments.

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