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PoliticsRe: Osun Monarch Jailed Four Years In US For $4.2 Million COVID-19 Fraud by Hedonisco: 7:46am On Aug 27, 2025
Omoluabi to the core. They should rename all the non Yoruba street names in Lagos after him for making his ethnic group very proud.

Kaaaaabiyeye-esi oh.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Professor Wole Soyinka and President Luna of Brazil by Hedonisco: 8:29pm On Aug 26, 2025
olawonder:
Don’t worry about who the prof aligns himself with in his old age, and how he’ll be remembered… instead worry about whether or not your own father even made any mark in your own community let alone the entire world!
So you don't have your own father, or your father is not worthy of you to worry about or brag with? Always bemusing when you schumcks use this warped riposte.
TravelRe: 27-year-old Woman Dies After Car Falls Into Lagos Lagoon by Hedonisco: 1:18pm On Aug 26, 2025
Focusmind:
The Divers owe you nothing, neither to the family. Its the failure of government to equip the emergency services to perform their jobs that you should blame. Why are they called Marine police?
That's what you Nigerians know how to do best. Speak plenty big English to justify or excuse any rubbish.
TravelRe: 27-year-old Woman Dies After Car Falls Into Lagos Lagoon by Hedonisco: 1:01pm On Aug 26, 2025
Nigeria is a sad place. Imagine divers negotiating to receive N400k before agreeing to retrieve someone's body after an accident.

Tufiakwa. Useless country.
PoliticsRe: How The Abiriba Igbos Became Filthy Rich After The Civil War by Hedonisco: 6:44pm On Aug 23, 2025
kettykin:
Something tells me that time has come for the east to go back to whatever drawing board they went to immediately the civil war ended and come up with new invigorated business logics to face the world and whatever Nigeria throws our way. The business logic will include a new igbo apprenticeship scheme, a new igbo dream, aku ruo ulo and how to to turn south eastern cities to nest investment destinations
The priority is to get rid of these violent miscreants parading around and making the East a living hell. There must be concerted efforts to eliminate these criminals and restore sanity. Otherwise, everything else will be a waste of time.
PoliticsRe: Statisense: SW Has Lowest Multi-dimensional Poverty Followed By SE by Hedonisco: 9:34am On Aug 22, 2025
alanto:
Igbos don't have as much millionaires and billionaires as Yorubas. Only Alakija a Yoruba woman is richer than the top 10 richest igbo of all time combined.
Oya, as her ethnic 'consanguine', go to Alakija's house in Ikoyi to beg her for ordinary N100k first. If you are able to get 50 metres close to her fence without getting your two hungry legs shattered with bullets, I will congratulate you.
PoliticsRe: Statisense: SW Has Lowest Multi-dimensional Poverty Followed By SE by Hedonisco: 9:30am On Aug 22, 2025
In these kinds of metrics, they will happily count the igbos living prosperously in Lagos among the 'South West' population.
TravelRe: NCAA Meets With Ibom Air Staff And Comfort Emanson (Photos) by Hedonisco: 5:11pm On Aug 21, 2025
They just travelled from far and wide to assemble and take really colourful photos, and that's about it. What a joke.
Music/RadioRe: Billboard’s Afrobeats Top 50 Songs Of All Time (Full List) - 2Baba, Wizkid Lead by Hedonisco:
So many shortcomings. Where will I even start.

Alhaji Tekno Duro should be in the top 15, same as Runtown Mad over You. Kiss Daniel Woju also. Terry G Free Madness / Akpako Master should be somewhere in the list.
TravelRe: 'No More Airplane Mode’: NCAA issues new directive on phones, electronic devices by Hedonisco: 7:37am On Aug 20, 2025
FoggedBrain:
It's a simple instruction. It won't cost you anything to put your phone on flight mode or switch it off entirely .bThere may be no serious consequences to the plane but it's an instruction.
Some of us don't obey pointless 'instructions'. The sad irony is that most of you Nigerians are extremely lawless and would seize every opportunity to demonstrate impunity, but when it comes to meaningless public posturing like this, you will be quick to form holier than thou.

Putting my phone away in my pocket is enough.


Does leaving my phone on when a plane is taking off or landing pose safety risks?

Chatgpt: Short answer: No, your phone being on during takeoff or landing does not pose any real safety risk to the aircraft.

Here’s the reality:

Modern airplanes are heavily shielded against electromagnetic interference. A single phone signal is nowhere near strong enough to interfere with navigation or communication systems.

The main reason airlines still ask passengers to switch phones to airplane mode is regulatory and operational convenience, not because your phone can crash a plane. If hundreds of phones are all trying to connect to ground towers at once, it can create signal interference (more like static noise for pilots or ground communications, not dangerous failures).

Another factor is passenger distraction. During takeoff and landing—the most critical phases of flight—crew need passengers alert and responsive, not talking, scrolling, or fumbling with devices.

So:

Risk to the plane itself: Essentially none.

Reason for the rule: To avoid minor interference, network issues, and to keep passengers focused during critical flight moments.
CrimeRe: Vigilantes Beat, Strip Female Corps Member In Anambra by Hedonisco: 6:23pm On Aug 19, 2025
Shithole country. What necessitated the assembling of these despicable ragtags was to tackle the kidnapping problem, Fulani herdsmen.. Insecurity!

But as usual (as with the police, the military and others) they will leave the hard work they signed up for to start chasing rats... Yahoo boys, Civil matters, loan defaults, and general nuisance. I detest this country increasingly. We need a very hard reset on so many levels.
PoliticsRe: Profile Of The Billionaire Owner Of The Refinery Jonathan Visited In Bayelsa by Hedonisco: 6:08pm On Aug 19, 2025
Plenty grammar and big English to deceive the uninitiated. You will not be the first ML'er or 'front' and neither will you be the last. They seem to creep out every other day.
PoliticsRe: Nicholas Ukachukwu's GCE Result Surfaces Online by Hedonisco: 5:56pm On Aug 19, 2025
They sold this one a poisoned chalice (the APC gubernatorial ticket).
CrimeRe: Kano Hisbah Arrests 27 Men & 35 Women For "Enjoying" Themselves During Rainy Wea by Hedonisco: 5:53pm On Aug 19, 2025
9JAMac10:
Demarcation of 🇳🇬 into north and south will be interesting. Let the north have Abuja. That’s fine., I guarantee southern Nigeria will be a top 5 country in Africa and top 20 in the world. Ignorance is indeed bliss
I was naively advocating a so-called 'Southern Nigeria" years ago - until Tineeboo and his people happened in 2023 and its aftermath, so now I know better.

There is nothing like Southern Nigeria. At least not one with the gloating, shortsighted 'awa lo ni power' monsters appointing themselves to every conceivable reasonable position of the Nigerian FEDERAL government. In spite of only managing to steal a measly 8 million votes.
TravelRe: 'No More Airplane Mode’: NCAA issues new directive on phones, electronic devices by Hedonisco: 5:36pm On Aug 19, 2025
I have never switched off and never will. I simply tuck my phone away in my pocket when the flight is about to take off, recline into my seat, and think about my life for the next hour or so until the plane lands, that's it.
BusinessRe: Sudeep Dalamal Ramnani: Is He The Richest Indian Man In Nigeria? by Hedonisco: 9:51am On Aug 19, 2025
This is very interesting. I can imagine the cash flow.
PoliticsRe: 109 Senators’ Pay Enough For 4,708 Professors’ Salaries by Hedonisco: 8:56am On Aug 18, 2025
The professors are as useless as the senators. Who them help?
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Elder Blasts Igbos: You Must Change Your Ways To Earn Nigeria’s Trust To by Hedonisco: 6:50pm On Aug 15, 2025
I frankly can't see a post Tinubu Nigeria with the Yorubas sitting pretty. The crass arrogance they have displayed in these few short years will take 100 years to 'forgive'.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Favouring Lagos Over The Rest Of The Country - Yakasai by Hedonisco: 6:44pm On Aug 15, 2025
aribisala0:
Last year Lagos paid over 2 trillion in tax to other Nigerians from VAT alone

Just VAT

NOT to mention billions from the Ports etc

Nigerians should leave Lagos to collect its VAT and fix the bridge problem solved
And the VAT was generated from "awalokan" people alone or what exactly? You people need to choose a position and stick to it. Your puerile justifications only reinforce the 'no man's land' tag of Lagos which you funny people foam in the mouth about.

If Lagos generates bla bla bla VAT and contributes bla bla bla to the country, it is because Lagos is a MO MAN'S LAND populated by millions of Nigerians across all tribes. This tribalistic kobo kobo sense you people like to display about this Lagos would not be taken lightly. You cannot eat your cake and have it. Chop your Ondo, Oyo, Ogun and Ekiti which nobody is interested in.

But Lagos?

You can't pool together the population and resources of ALL Nigerians in Lagos and still insist on your exclusive 'sope sope' awatiwa parochial protectionism. It will certainly be resisted and recalibrated, if not now, then surely in the near future. Your baba sope Chicago maestro would not be in power forever.
CelebritiesRe: Dear Davido, Money Wont Keep Chioma! You Need To Do More! by Hedonisco: 6:50pm On Aug 13, 2025
These useless feminists don start. So because he wants to keep Chioma, he should lose himself and waste his prime as a successful young man? Solomon wey get 300 wives and 700 concubines na devil? Rubbish.
PoliticsRe: 2027 Presidency Goodluck Jonathan Offers Peter Obi Ministerial Slot!! by Hedonisco: 6:39am On Aug 10, 2025
GEJ doesn't need to offer Obi anything for him to step down. If it becomes clear that GEJ would run, Obi would step down. They would make concessions for sure, but a ministerial position would not be part of it because that's rubbish for a political behemoth like Obi.
PoliticsRe: K1: It’s All In The Politics. by Hedonisco: 10:34pm On Aug 09, 2025
Sharing a country with these lunatics is such a tragedy.

We wait to see what becomes of these people after their tribal god disgracefully leaves power. Very obnoxious creatures.
TravelRe: Only Five Airlines Control 75% Of Air Traffic In Nigeria – Rewane by Hedonisco: 2:29pm On Aug 09, 2025
triple996:
Most of our so called international airports are nonsense.
These are the only four dominant airports:
Lagos airports (muritala Mohammed)
Abuja airports (nnamdi azikwe)
Kano airports(Aminu kano)
Port Harcourt airports


The rest 16 are manageable (economically viable)
Kaduna
Ibadon
Enugu
Sokoto
Maiduguri
Anambra
Ogun
Ebonyi
Etc


The rest are a huge mess and waste of money eg
-Yobe
-Ekiti
-All the remaining south-east airports (too close to each other without any traffic)
Mentioning Ibadan, Ogun and Ebonyi airports in this list is a joke.
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Chioma Enjoying Their Time In Miami Ahead Of Their White Wedding by Hedonisco: 8:01pm On Aug 08, 2025
Make many of his associates enter Yankee attend the wedding if them born them well.
PoliticsRe: 2027: Jonathan Ready To Run Again, Close Ally Confirms by Hedonisco: 3:11pm On Aug 07, 2025
If GEJ comes out, Peter Obi would defer and step down for him. Atiku would also step down (reluctantly). It will be a brutal North/South (minus SW) 'gang up' against this cancerous bulaba menace.

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