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Crime › Re: Someone Just Spent His Last 600k On CK by Hedonisco: 8:19pm On Jul 03, 2025
Sirianese:
Crack reduced Godwin Anabor from billionaire to taxi-driver within several years
Was it Crack or actual Coke?

The man's shameful downfall remains a big puzzle.
Politics › Re: 2027: Issues Coalition Must Address To Stand A Chance – Datti Baba-Ahmed by Hedonisco: 6:36pm On Jul 03, 2025
yemmit90:
They must have done that before agree to come together. The like of Atiku and Obi will never accept the coalition withiout any agreement in sight.

They will eventually arrive at Atiku/Obi ticket.
This is the only practical outcome, which I hope all major parties in the coalition have agreed to.

But I don't like and don't trust that snake called Amaechi. He is just another version of Kwankwaso who exaggerates his own importance and has unbridled ambition. He is there to try and see if he can get the ticket based on 'completing the South's turn', or at least to be a running mate to somebody. But we'll see.
Politics › Re: 2027: Issues Coalition Must Address To Stand A Chance – Datti Baba-Ahmed by Hedonisco: 6:32pm On Jul 03, 2025
porthouse7:
nothing can defeat tinubu, he will retire back to godfatherism after 8yrs
No, he will even live forever. In fact, he is immortal. Anu ohia.
Politics › Re: 2027: Issues Coalition Must Address To Stand A Chance – Datti Baba-Ahmed by Hedonisco: 6:29pm On Jul 03, 2025
DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Lol.

Let him keep overrating himself with his kwankwasiya base like say 9ja na Kano.
A man that should have been the current VP right now.

If his voter spread in the last elections didn't teach him any lesson, I wonder what else will.

He was a very fine governor but mere local support doesn't win general elections.
The nonsense importance some people arrogate to Kwankwaso in Nigeria's NATIONAL politics is so irritating, especially when they compare him to Peter Obi.

A mere local champion who has never won elections outside Kano State is who they are comparing to Peter Obi who won 12 States across 4 geopolitical regions and the FCT (according to INEC; he actually won at LEAST 14 states including Rivers and Benue). It is madness. People can be so annoying. Kwankwaso is an arrogant nonentity when we are talking about presidential politics.
Politics › Re: How Tinubu Destroyed His 2027 Reelection Chances - Lesson For Next President by Hedonisco: 4:59pm On Jul 03, 2025
The muntula would not even contest. Yep. You heard it here first.
Business › Re: "Money Is Not Everything" — A Lie We Were Told? by Hedonisco: 10:26pm On Jun 30, 2025
This kind of useless thread should not be making front page.
Politics › Re: 2027: David Mark May Lead Coalition Battle Against Tinubu by Hedonisco: 9:19pm On Jun 29, 2025
omooba05:
Who is David mark.. people that destroyed the country.. are there bo credible and honest people in Nigeria than all this criminals.
Nobody has destroyed Nigeria anywhere close to what this tiniboo creature has managed to do in just two years.
Celebrities › Re: NAPTIP Declares Speed Darlington Wanted For Rape, Cyberbullying by Hedonisco: 7:21pm On Jun 27, 2025
The problem with these guys is that there is no method to their madness... And this includes Naira Marley, Portable, and this f o o l called speedy whatever.

There has to be a method to your madness if you want to create a sustainable 'crazy' fellow or 'bad boy' brand. No be to dey mumu yourself without limits.
Family › Re: My Marriage Is Shaking: I Settle All Bills Abroad by Hedonisco: 11:35am On Jun 27, 2025
Una sabi marry nonsense sha. God forbid bad thing.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Conference Centre Booked Till 2027 – Wike by Hedonisco: 9:41pm On Jun 26, 2025
DMerciful:
There's nothing like Tinubu conference centre. It will be renamed!
That's for sure.

These people are so myopic and can't see beyond their noses.
Politics › Re: The Sudden Love From The South-west: Why The South-south Should Be Wary by Hedonisco: 9:01pm On Jun 26, 2025
Yoruba does not recognise anything called 'South South'. In their eyes, anything that is not from the North, and is not from the South West, must be Igbo. If you think you're being wise by claiming Ibibio or Ijaw or Esan or any of the hundreds of disparate ethnicities that agglomerate unwieldily into the clumsy collective politically known as 'South South', then the joke is on you if you think that gives you some leeway in the reckoning of the average Yoruba person.

Even their educated people stubbornly referred to Jonathan as Igbo, and Emefiele as Igbo. They only conveniently remember one's "South South" origins when it suits their self-centered purposes.
Romance › Re: He Supported His Girlfriend's Business & Helped Raise Her Son, But She Did This by Hedonisco: 7:51pm On Jun 26, 2025
Another day in the series called "the unending woes of simps"
Health › Re: Pharmacist Calls Out Hospitals Concealing Drug Names Issued To Their Patients by Hedonisco: 6:34pm On Jun 26, 2025
These crooked hospitals are full of shit. It's all a money making ploy to force patients to patronize hospitals for ailments that can be easily treated with drugs bought from the pharmacy.

I've always said that at least 70% of people in Nigerian hospitals have no business being there, if they know the right drugs to to take (which they can buy themselves from pharmacies).
Nairaland General › Re: How Do I Repay Good Deeds To This Class Of People? by Hedonisco: 8:20pm On Jun 22, 2025
Just be genuinely loyal and grateful. They'll know. Don't fail to remember to greet or thank them, or go out of your way to get certain things done for them.

It's not by giving them useless material gifts that they don't need and feel that you've done something in return for them.
Politics › Re: Calling Prof Wole Soyinka A Tribal Bigot Is Callous by Hedonisco: 7:44pm On Jun 16, 2025
Whether he likes it or not, whether his Yoruba people like it or not, he will die in infamy. A legacy irreparably tarnished. Too bad his unravelling happened at the twilight of his life.

His name will always inspire revulsion and sighs of 'wasted, misplaced reverence'. He had no business being such a shameless idiot. Even at such old age. Rather keep quiet and not respond to anything, good or bad, than to openly take sides with this criminal in power, and openly castigate and denigrate the criminal's infinitely better and more acceptable political rival.

God will punish him, living or dead.
Politics › Re: The Alhaji Mai Deribe Golden House & Fleet Of Cars by Hedonisco: 7:15pm On Jun 16, 2025
There are only two things worth doing with wealth - do both if you have the wealth to a sufficient degree.

1. Enjoy yourself and prioritise experiences over possessions. Experiences are wonderful and make life meaningful while the life lasts. I don tell you.

2. Make an impact on the lives of as many people as possible in any way you can. Don't listen to idiots who are quick to scream entitlement bla bla.. don't tell me how to spend my money, yen yen yen. Start from the people around you, and then stretch it further to your community and beyond. If you are wealthy enough and fail to do this, your billions would be confiscated by strangers (bankers, financial managers, your business managers etc). Such a tragedy. I don tell you.

Humongous houses and cars and primitive accumulation of material possessions is such a waste of time. It might boost your ego in the short time that you are alive and healthy enough to behold them, but it very quickly proves to be a cruel burden and anticlimax.
Politics › Re: Special Forces Arrive Benue To Tackle Insecurity by Hedonisco: 10:14am On Jun 16, 2025
"Special forces" that would soon abandon their mission and start mounting checkpoints in Makurdi to look for yahoo boys? Useless country.
Politics › Re: You support Tinubu & want a sidechick in Atiku, what a mockery! Ibe tackles Reno by Hedonisco: 11:27pm On Jun 14, 2025
Shame on Paul Ibe and everyone else who responds to the shenanigans of this useless animal.

He is best ignored.

Even me and others who typed any rubbish here are guilty. But I am intentionally guilty because I needed to comment to point out the foolishness of commenting on anything pertaining to this idiot. Just ignore 'it' and any mention or news relating to it, and that would be the end of this rubbish.
Politics › Re: Obi’s Gradual Floating Of Naira Policy Will Not Work - Rotus (Video) by Hedonisco: 8:05pm On Jun 11, 2025
richmond500:
to be honest, anyone can teach Obi economics.
The guy no sabi anything, his interview exposed him
Why not tell your teenumboo to subject himself to that kind of interview, so that he will expose himself as the 'genius' that you numskulls claim he is?

How foolish is it to hold Obi to unrealistic standards based on interviews, while your god has not granted any similar interview. You people are disgusting.
Romance › Re: See Why I Told My Friend To Cancel His Wedding And Look For Another Girl by Hedonisco: 6:49pm On Jun 07, 2025
Made up story. But the truth is that these 'faithful', simp men tend to marry rubbish. They have not conquered the streets so they have not seen the various shenanigans of women. That's why they marry damaged goods most of the time.

As a man, you suppose bad small. Know street. Run different woman. Go strip clubs and ashawo house if possible. See them in their different colours, in their most degenerate states. Do these things so that you would have clarity and perspective when choosing a wife. Otherwise, na olosho in disguise you go marry.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Vs Davido Music Career by Hedonisco: 8:29pm On Jun 04, 2025
Only Wizkid's first album manages to match David's last (Feel it) album. Anything else in between, Davido pass am hands down. In every conceivable way. Other than the massive hit that Tems helped him get with Essence. Since then he has been just a nuisance.
Travel › Re: Why I Now Have A 'japa' Plan (even Though I Love Naija) by Hedonisco: 7:48pm On Oct 28, 2024
Lol.
Health › Re: I Contracted HIV 1st Time I Stepped Outside Of My Marriage - Man Says (video) by Hedonisco: 7:46pm On Sep 17, 2024
Flangelo12:
Oga, are you gay?

Very unlikely unless you dey fire yansh.
Don't mind these mumus.

The way dem dey over-yarn this hiv rubbish like say na touch woman and catch is just ridiculous. Simple research will clear anyone's doubts.

All the gay/anal squad would not confess that they are the ones in the hot seat.
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Was The Only One In Business Class On An Airplane by Hedonisco:
She's spitting in the faces of her fellow, less intentional agbado idiots who mgbaatically supported their Emilokan without having 'something in view'.

Let her enjoy the fruits of her labour. I respect her hustle.

The people I have nothing but disdain for are the fools who had no seat on the table but were senseless enough to support a useless thief as per say na their 'yolo-ba brother'. Awalokan they called it. Wetin you gain?

Unprecedented hunger will torment all of them to the point that eating their own shit will be the last resort, but even their shit will disappoint them because it will be too watery for them to eat.

Awon omo ale. Their generations unborn will pay for putting us in this mess.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Pagers Explode Across Lebanon, Injuring Dozens Of Hezbollah Members (photos) by Hedonisco: 5:31pm On Sep 17, 2024
Boy, don't I just love this 'small but mighty', indomitable, unfuckwithable country called Israel. Incredible.
Romance › Re: Lady Advises Women Not To Marry Poor Men, Says It's A Disservice To Unborn Kids by Hedonisco:
Dumb ass. These low IQ women tend to think of 'rich' and 'broke' as permanent, fait accompli conditions. Much like being tall or short, or black or white or Indian or Latino. It's just pathetic how these people reason.

Besides, even if being rich or broke were permanent conditions, then what are the chances that a woman would be lucky enough to be one of the 1000 wives of one rich man? Because for every single rich man, there are at least 100,000 beautiful women. So there is a supply problem to begin with. Not enough to go round, so what happens?
Crime › Re: Nigerian Army Demands Justice For Ex-soldier's Unlawful Torture By IPOB by Hedonisco:
The way anything "ESN/IPOB" dey totori these cowardly Nigerian military wimps for body needs to be studied.

Ridiculous how hyped they can be by relatively low hanging fruits and easy targets, but when they are needed to deal with the real terrorists and bandits of Fulani extraction, they will be nowhere to be found.

Quite similar to the kind of ginger that Nigerian policemen and DSS demonstrate when assigned to tackle protesters or social media 'cyber terrorists', but they quickly run away when they are needed to show working with deadly kidnappers and bandits ravaging the entire country.

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