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PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze President, Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu Is Dead by Hedonisco: 5:23pm On Jul 25, 2024
This is quite sad. Chief Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu was much much than just the Ohaneze President. He has been a towering figure in Nigerian politics and South East social scene for several decades. Super successful businessman, newspaper publisher (Champion Newspapers), and politician.

No be today man. Na dem MKO Abiola contemporary.
CrimeRe: INTERPOL Busts Nigerian Crime Syndicate In Argentina And 20 Other Countries by Hedonisco: 10:54am On Jul 25, 2024
Let them continue to fool themselves. When the cartel leaders are 'hiding' in plain sight on Instagram, right there in Lagos, moving around with luxury cars under full police protection, attending society weddings up and down.

I just hate it when security services do eye service to deceive ignoramuses that they are "showing working".
BusinessRe: Are You A Billionaire 'Today'? Pls Take Note Of This (pix) by Hedonisco: 9:52am On Jul 25, 2024
If they have to announce to the whole world that he won x amount in a lottery, then the system is already rigged against him and I think it is unfair.

I wouldn't want that type of rubbish money. So every fool around me would know that I have xyz amount in cash. Imagine the untold pressures, requests, "chooking eye', expectations, envy, etc both from within your inner circle of family and friends, and from the broader society. Many wouldn't survive this.

Things would be very different if no one knows anything about how you made money or exactly how much money you have.
PoliticsRe: Deputy Speaker Celebrates Signing Of SE Development Commission Into Law (Video) by Hedonisco: 7:19am On Jul 25, 2024
This useless efulefu who goes about wearing the irritating bat cap. Let him continue pissing and shitting on himself.
PoliticsRe: Don’t Force Lagos Govt To Regret Accommodating Non-lagosians — Monarch Threatens by Hedonisco: 11:25pm On Jul 24, 2024
Yoruba tribalism under this horrific bat stolen mandate is beautiful to watch. Very beautiful indeed.

The time will come to take stock and do audit. It will surely come.
CelebritiesRe: Court Document Reveals P Diddy Paid $1 Million For Tupac Assassination by Hedonisco: 11:18pm On Jul 24, 2024
Nadingo:
Diddy didn't have a million bucks to pay for a hit in 1996.
Exactly. I'm just wondering why the 'establishment' are all out to fxck this man up. It is painful to watch.
TravelRe: Bandits Block Abuja-Lokoja Road, Travelers Stranded by Hedonisco:
PoliticsRe: If You Win In Lagos Democracy Wins If You Lose It Is Rigged by Hedonisco: 3:12pm On Jul 24, 2024
The audacity of your stupidity is baffling. What do you mean by one region voted in unison? Did you expect any normal human being anywhere in Nigeria (other than Yorubas) to vote for a corrupt, reprobate, drug dealing, terribly unmarketable candidate like your BAT?

Peter Obi was clearly the best candidate on the ballot with a realistic chance, and the South East voted en masse for the best candidate. Why is that a bad thing?

And if you think your useless BAT got up to 1000 'sane mind' votes in ANY part of Nigeria other than his Yoruba land, then I have no words to waste on you. The criminal drug dealing certificate forger manipulated the elections, bribed and schemed and meandered his way to the presidency through the back door, yet you fools will keep asking stupid questions of which region voted in unison for who.
PoliticsRe: Charly Boy Blasts Wole Soyinka For Muting Critics Amid Nigerian Hardship by Hedonisco: 2:56pm On Jul 24, 2024
haslaw:
Soyinka fought for the independence of Nigeria. Where was your grand father at that time?
Soyinka fought for Igbos and was locked up for 22 months during the biafra war. Where was your father at that time?
Soyinka fought General Yakubu Gowon many times. Where was your father at that time?
Soyinka fought Obasanjo. Where was your father at that time?
Soyinka fought Babangida. Where was your father at that time?
Soyinka fought Abacha. Where was your father at that time?
Soyinka fought Jonathan, Where were you at that time?

Now you still want Soyinka to keeep fighting for you lazy AZZ.

Wetin do your leg? Go out into the streets and fight for yourself
If you weren't quite stupid, you would ask yourself what exactly he intended to gain by attacking Peter Obi and Obidients, while keeping sealed lips about the useless animal in Aso Rock and his woeful performance.

So he is now too old to 'fight' the government but not too old to attack an innocent opposition politician and millions of his impassioned supporters?

You dense amala gulping creatures are pathetic when you purport to be clever by half.
PoliticsRe: Anti-Government Protest: Threats Won’t Work – Femi Falana Tells FG by Hedonisco: 7:25am On Jul 24, 2024
If you can read between the lines, you will easily confirm how tame this hypocrite sounds, compared to the fire and brimstone that he used to emit during the Goodluck Jonathan years. He may not be as blatant as the useless Wole Soyinka, but trust me, he is also in bed with his agbado bat kinsman.
CrimeRe: Hoodlum Threatening Ogun Residents With Kidnapping, Murder Caught by Hedonisco: 4:45pm On Jul 23, 2024
Akaegwu:
After smoking, their brain go dey tell them that impossibility is nothing
Exactly. All these loafers who smoke cheap rubbish and come up with some retarrded 'h-inspiration' to make money.
Foreign AffairsRe: Nancy Pelosi Endorses Kamala Harris For President by Hedonisco: 7:49pm On Jul 22, 2024
Harris would certainly get the ticket. It's too late in the day to introduce another random candidate.

Now we can't be sure about the outcome of the Trump vs Harris match up. Don't let anyone fool you, it will be too close to call.
PoliticsRe: The Evil Satanic SW And NW System by Hedonisco: 6:59pm On Jul 22, 2024
Once I enter any thread and see this heliwhatever bastard moniker's comment, I immediately lose any interest and exit. Such an insufferable bot.
PoliticsRe: See What Lagos Govt Did In Alaba International Today 21st July 2024 by Hedonisco: 6:36pm On Jul 22, 2024
flokii:
Alaba has been in existence before Igbos started trooping to Lagos.. most houses and shops there are owned by Yorubas so what is the noise for?
Or did any of you carry Alaba on the head from alaigbo to Lagos?. Abeg getout.
Jealous fool who is probably struggling to feed.

Most houses and shops in Alaba market are owned by which hungry Yorubas?
CrimeRe: Loan Apps Literarily After My Life by Hedonisco: 6:04pm On Jul 22, 2024
Funny. There has to be a previous entanglement of some sort between you (or your number) and loan companies. They can't just be disturbing random people to collect loan. Why dem never call me before?

So you have to find out what historical ties exist between you, your phone number and loan companies.
CrimeRe: The Disheartening Incident Of Missing Money At The Airport by Hedonisco: 7:03pm On Jul 21, 2024
You sloppy people with low OT tend to always have plenty tales of woe, mostly self inflicted.

If you don't know how to hide such cash within your luggage, 'in plain sight' so to speak, then I don't know what to say to you.

If you packaged the money the right way then they would have needed to empty your entire bag contents and painstakingly rummage through each item to see the money. Which is of course impossible.

As you don loose guard come 'gock am', then accept your loss. Because chasing a potential recovery is a waste of time.
Christianity EtcRe: We Won’t Be Part Of Protest Against Tinubu’s Govt — Gospel Ministers. by Hedonisco: 6:17pm On Jul 21, 2024
I blame the docile masses for all this rubbish, where different paid charlatans will come to make a song and dance about so-called anticipated protests.

The foolish masses will continue to suffer until they have to scavenge dustbins to find leftovers to eat. And I have no iota of charity left in my soul. I will rather crush my leftovers and flush them down the toilet than let one docile hungry fool ransack my wastebasket for it.

A plague like BAT has made life miserable for them and yet they are there looking left and right, waiting for 'official' protest, whispering ebi mpawa. Ebi piawa unu afo dia.

Bastards.

Let them wait for who will organise protests for them. Them never hungry reach.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Hedonisco: 5:00pm On Jul 21, 2024
Turbo is on steroids. I'm forced to take a small profit. At least make I use Turbo money buy Jameson and buffalo wings today.
PoliticsRe: Protest: Aisha Yesufu Replies Bayo Onanuga's Old Tweets Promoting Protests by Hedonisco: 2:14pm On Jul 21, 2024
TimeManager:
When opposition protested in 2011, how many government assets were burnt down?. When Aisha protested "bring back our girls" against GEJ, how many public and private properties were destroyed?. ENDSARS protesters are the same members of opposition, they are arsonists and anarchists. No sensible Government will allow a repeat of ENDSARS.

-Kiss the truth!
Bla bla bla. If you must take on the ignoble role of defending a useless, illegitimate government, then you must at least be brilliant enough to use sophistry to conjure a compelling, albeit false narrative.

You can't be this obviously stupid and yet so arrogant on top of the obnoxious role that was assigned to a dunderhead like yourself.
PoliticsRe: DANGOTE REFINERY : We Got Nothing From FG And Lagos State by Hedonisco:
A note of warning to the noxious 'accommodators'. Tomorrow they will make noise about they gave Dangote a 'conducive' environment and how "ungrateful" he has become. Next thing is to claim the refinery as 'their land', and start telling Dangote to carry it on his head back to his village in Kano if he refuses to agree to their extortionism and irritating demands.

Useless people. Somebody will use his hard earned money to buy very overpriced land and develop it himself, tomorrow you will jump out to claim that you accommodated him and that he owes you perpetual gratitude. Shitfaced bunch of disgusting creatures.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Hedonisco: 12:49am On Jul 21, 2024
Chingyyy878:
Our currency is a mess, I just converted 5m to buy bitcoin for future holdings. E just be like say the huge amount disappear.
Welcome to the club o. Story of our lives.

Using Naira to buy crypto is truly a traumatising experience. Earlier this year, just before the btc halving when exchange rate was almost N1, 900, I threw in about N10m and all I could get amounted to roughly $5.2k or so.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Hedonisco:
Tflex01:
See daily candles na 🤯

I wonder how $Turbo makes this kind of movement at least once a month with it's large mcap. The only explanation; some "big boys" dey with this project.

I'm not greedy, I have taken my "salary" from Turbo for this month with my aggressive profit taking in the last 48 hours, hoping to get a good entry again in the next one week or two.

WAGMI
I don't know why I'm always reluctant to take profit from Turbo, maybe because I don't want my tokens to reduce before the real parabolic movement happens. I don't want to be caught off guard. E dey do me like say Turbo alone go buy me a nice house for Gwarinpa by the end of next year. Hopium overload.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Danger To The World, A Liar – Soyinka by Hedonisco: 11:48am On Jul 20, 2024
This old bastard annoys the hell out of me with each passing day. A fool at 90.

You're blind, deaf and dumb to the horrible leadership of your agbado paymaster mandate thief here in Nigeria, yet you have the audacity to offer useless opinions about American politics.
FamilyRe: My Wife Insisting That Her Pastor Must officiate our child naming ceremony. by Hedonisco: 9:30pm On Jul 18, 2024
Ode ni e.
PoliticsRe: Ndume: Akpabio Has Reduced Senate To FG Parastatal — Salihu Lukman by Hedonisco:
Victerica:
Did Buhari remove subsidy?
Don't mind these idiots.

One cocaine snorting demon made it a point of duty to mumble 'subsidy izz gone" on inauguration day, causing the cost of fuel to spiral about 300% overnight. As if that wasn't bad enough, the same bastard floated the currency, leading the dollar to exchange for over 1000 almost instantly, and it has been downhill ever since.

Yet these animals keep pretending that they don't know the root cause of this situation.
PoliticsRe: Ndume: Akpabio Has Reduced Senate To FG Parastatal — Salihu Lukman by Hedonisco: 5:30pm On Jul 18, 2024
YoungDaNaval:
Bukola Saraki was the last senate President Nigeria had. The rest were rubber stamp stoge
I miss the days of David Mark. Very matured and independent, without necessarily being hostile or a fawning rubber stamp to Yar'Adua/ Goodluck.

Saraki tried too, though the circumstances of his emergence necessitated fighting till the bitter end.
PoliticsRe: Zulum’s Son, Umara Not Arrested For Murder In India – Borno Government by Hedonisco: 10:24pm On Jul 17, 2024
stepaside1:
Zulum was on a one month leave for Hajj in Saudi? Is that how jobess Zulum has become? Your state is almost in a state of emergency from BH attacks and all manner of crises and you go on a one month leave??
Maaan, Nigeria is such a depressing place. There's something fundamentally wrong with the country and its people.
PoliticsRe: Senate Sacks Ali Ndume As Chief Whip over Anti-Tinubu Comments by Hedonisco: 3:57pm On Jul 17, 2024
FreeStuffsNG:
The 007 of Nigerian Senate who shoots first and thinks later. Smh.

A whole Principal Officer of the Senate from the ruling party will be making inflammatory and unsubstantiated statements that will leave you wondering how he became a Senator.

Reminds me of Senator Adamu Bulkachuwa who was asked to speak for 2 minutes and used 1 minute to indict his Court of Appeal Judge wife with how he discusses Court cases of his friends with her.
Typical oily mouthed hypocrite. Where were you when the likes of Saraki, Dino Melaye, and even a whole Speaker Tambuwal were denigrating the Goodluck Jonathan presidency, even as members of the National Assembly from the same ruling PDP of the time?

You agbado elements with your useless BAT think you are wise and you think everyone else is stupid. You will get what is coming to you in full dose.
LiteratureRe: Lagos Government Hosts Wole Soyinka's 90th Birthday Event (Pictures, Video) by Hedonisco: 11:04am On Jul 17, 2024
SmartPolician:
That's not true. Falana criticises everyone, including this government. He even defends nobodies in court through his pro-bono. The spirit of Femi Falana is what Falz exhibits today.
I'm telling you authoritatively. Forget the so-called half-hearted' criticisms'. What did he go to visit the bat in Abuja for?
LiteratureRe: Lagos Government Hosts Wole Soyinka's 90th Birthday Event (Pictures, Video) by Hedonisco: 9:37am On Jul 17, 2024
SmartPolician:
Wole Sonyinka has been an activist criticizing everyone who got the opportunity to lead until it got to the turn of his friends from his part of the country he became deaf and dumb.

This is typical of most people who call themselves activists in Nigeria, with exception of Femi Falana.

Either way, happy birthday to the celebrity writer.
Falana is NOT an exception! He is in bed this this criminally rotten thing they call bat.

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