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GamingLets Play This Game Called IMPOSSICANT Tell Us 1 Thing You Think Is Not Possible by hedris200(op): 10:43am On Jun 02, 2017
Hi Guys,

Lets spice up our day by playing this game called “Impossicant”

This is how the Game goes… You are to tell us one thing you think is not Possible or very rare to find.

Example

* You can never see a Muslim Dada

* You can never see the Obituary of an Albino

You understand now?

Lets Fire On! Tell us one thing you think is not Possible – Then other Nairaland users will tell you if its True or not.

Lets have fun!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Railway Corporation (NRC) Interview Invite: Who Else Got It? by hedris200: 9:29am On Apr 05, 2017
pls sumbody help, while i was writing the cover letter, i did not include the post i am applying for.
but i got a msg for the interview.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Railway Corporation (NRC) Interview Invite: Who Else Got It? by hedris200: 3:57pm On Apr 03, 2017
hint pls, who knws what is needed to perpare for.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Railway Corporation Is Recruiting For 2016 by hedris200: 11:19am On Apr 03, 2017
folarinMA:
when did you get the invite nd what position did you apply for
i got the sms on saturday, but i did not state the position am applying for.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Railway Corporation Is Recruiting For 2016 by hedris200: 10:55am On Apr 03, 2017
pls i got an invite for the interview, i stay in abuja, can anybody direct me or put me tru where i can locate the FFG railway station
FamilyRe: Pregnant Lady Strips To Pant & Bra To Show Her Pregnancy Journey by hedris200: 12:32pm On Mar 29, 2017
expect the pic for 12 months soon...
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija: Marvis Melts Internet With Weed-rolling Skill [PHOTOS] by hedris200(op): 8:27am On Mar 29, 2017
This nairaland is so annoying, they play politics here alot, if you dont knw the moderator your post cannot reach front page
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija: Marvis Melts Internet With Weed-rolling Skill [PHOTOS] by hedris200(op): 4:23pm On Mar 28, 2017
Marvis na boss, she gat the skills
TV/MoviesBig Brother Naija: Marvis Melts Internet With Weed-rolling Skill [PHOTOS] by hedris200(op): 3:41pm On Mar 28, 2017
Big Brother Naija housemate, Marvis, yesterday caught a number audience’s attention and has got many talking over her expertise at rolling weed.

Although the substance was tobacco, most viewers agreed that she rolled it perfectly and concluded that Marvis has proven that she smokes weed in real life.


The brand of cigarette, mostly cheaper than the ones already rolled, is common abroad.

After watching her skill, which elicited several reactions and huge buzz on social media, Big Brother called Marvis into the Diary Room for explanation.

Marvis confirmed that the substance was not weed but mere tobacco, which she prepared for herself and Bally.

Meanwhile, Bisola and Efe are certain of their place in the final week of Big Brother Naija ‘See Gobbe’ competition.


The duo escaped eviction on Monday, with Bally, Marvis, Tboss and Debbie-rise nominated.

TBoss, Efe, Marvis and Debie-Rise were initially the four up for eviction after every housemate spoke with Big Brother in the Diary Room.

But Biggie asked Head of House, Bisola, to save and replace one of the nominated housemates.

She picked Bally as replacement for Efe

EducationBrilliant Ones Only!!even Some Graduates Will Still Fail This SIMPLE Arithmetic by hedris200(op): 9:52am On Mar 24, 2017
As seen on the headline this is very SIMPLE Arithmetic but don’t be surprise a lot of people will still not get the correct answer, even our so called graduates in here,

But if you doubt me lets find out, But first drop your answer!

Lets Go!

NYSCNYSC Batch A-: Requirements For Every Prospective Corps Member by hedris200(op): 3:25pm On Mar 23, 2017
The National Youths Service Corps, NYSC, has released its plans for the 2017 Batch ‘A’ mobilization of prospective corps members.

NYSC said it’s online registration portal will open as from Monday, April 17 to Thursday, May 4.

The duration is to enable prospective corps members register for the 2017 Batch ‘A’ mobilization.

Prospective corps members are to strictly note the following below.

1. The website addresses are :

www.nysc.gov.ng

www.nysc.org.ng

www.portal.nysc.org.ng

2. Functional email address

Prospective Corps members should ensure that they have functional e-mail addresses that they can access and Nigerian (GSM) telephone numbers with which to register.

3. Locally trained vs Foreign trained students’ accreditation

Locally trained prospective Corps members are expected to use correct Matriculation numbers to register.

For locally-trained graduates, only those whose names appear in the Senate/Academic Board Approved Result lists submitted by their Institutions will have access to the register on the NYSC portal.

Foreign-trained prospective corps members should ensure that their Institutions are accredited. Where in doubt, it is their responsibility to approach Federal “Ministry of Education for verification.

The letter of verification must be uploaded during registration.

Those who graduated from Institutions outside Nigeria, (Foreign-trained graduates), are to visit the NYSC portal, register and upload the following documents: “West African School Certificate(WASC) (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or General Certificate of Education (GCE O’ Level) (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or NECO (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or High School Diploma or its equivalent.

In addition: “First Degree or Higher National Diploma (HND) Certificate (Second Degree or Ph.D not necessary).

“Transcript of the first Degree or HND. “International travelling Passport showing data page and date of departure for the course of study. “It is the responsibility of the prospective corps members who studied in non-English speaking countries to get their Certificates and Transcripts translated into English language before uploading.”

4. Medical sciences

“All graduates of Medicine, Veterinary Medicine, Physiotherapy, Radiology, Optometry, Medical Laboratory Science and Pharmacy are expected to have their Certificates of Registration with their professional bodies. Payment receipts are not acceptable.

“Unlike in the past, Foreign-trained graduates should NOT visit NYSC Headquarters, Abuja for verification of their documents. This exercise will now be done at the Orientation Camps. They should simply print their call-up letters on-line and report at the Orientation camps in their States of deployment, but should come to the camp with the original documents they uploaded for verification.”

5. Passport photograph specifications

Prospective corps members should ensure that Passport photographs used meet the following specifications: “Ensure your face (eyes, nose, ears, mouth and jaw) is fully shown without bending. Ensure the picture fills the frame and centralized. Ensure the Photo background is white or off-white with no shadow.

6. Biometrics and notification

“On no account should prospective corps members register by PROXY. They should also remember the fingers used for their biometric capturing as these will be used for verification at the orientation camps. Those who cannot be verified with their biometric at the orientation camp will not be registered.

“Only prospective corps members who want their call-up numbers sent to them through SMS and wish to PRINT their call-up letters on-line are expected to pay the sum of Three Thousand Naira (N3,000.00) (see NYSC Portal on how to make payment).

“Prospective Corps members who do not want to pay the N3,000.00 have the option of going to their schools to collect their call-up numbers and call-up letters.

“All prospective corps members who paid for the online registration before but were not mobilized need not pay again.

7. Marital status and pregnancy

Married female prospective corps members (whether locally or foreign-trained) should upload copies of their marriage Certificates, evidence of Change of name and their husbands’ place of domicile during registration.

“The orientation camp is highly not ideal for pregnant and nursing mothers. Prospective corps members in this categoriy are therefore to note that they will not be accommodated.”

8. In case of any issues, who to call

“Prospective corps members who graduated from Institutions located in the following Geo-Political Zones with challenges related to mobilization should contact the following Telephone Numbers between 17th April to 4th May, 2017:

North Central – 08092142614

North East – 08102790538

North West – 08092142661

South East – 09038034460

South West – 07019190810

South South – 08092142616

In conclusion, the NYSC board informs that “All Part-time graduates are expected to register online and wait for collection of their Letter of Exclusion at their various Institutions.

For those willing to print the Letter of Exclusion online, this can be done on payment of Three Thousand Naira (N3, 000.00) only.”

“Please note that once the portal is closed on Thursday, May 4, 2017, there will be no further registration, ” the board stressed.

Anybody who presents any fake document will be demobilized and decamped.
LiteratureRe: [A Must Read] “my ‘olosho’ Girlfriend” – An Interesting Story By DISTINCTION by hedris200(op): 12:52pm On Mar 23, 2017
help me push it to FP
Literature[A Must Read] “my ‘olosho’ Girlfriend” – An Interesting Story By DISTINCTION by hedris200(op): 11:43am On Mar 23, 2017
It was my wedding night and I was the happiest man on earth. Beside the fact that I just married the woman I love, I was also happy because I had escaped being disgraced by my ex on my wedding day, after she swore to never let me have peace.

I looked at my beautiful wife and smiled, knowing I had found an angel for a wife, as compared to that blood sucking demon of an ex. I kissed her neck again, and we made love twice before midnight.

I had just closed my eyes when I was awakened by a loud noise on the door… “GBOOM!!” Two more bangs and the door broke. Hairs erect, my adrenaline flow was massive. Standing in front of the door is a very big guy, the size of heavyweight wrestlers. He stepped in, and was followed by a familiar face. It was Sabina my ex.

“Shebi I tell you say you no go fit escape me? Ok you think say I no go hear about your wedding? You don enter 1 chance!

By now I and my wife were both on our feet, shocked! Sebina was not done talking. She dropped the big bag she was holding and continued.

“I no come here come do you bad, if not by now you for don go down! I come make we discuss, but if the discussion no go my way, this big guy go finish work for your body.” Sabina said, touching the biceps of the big guy.

“Ehhn… I see say you don marry, no wahala. But remember say we swear say we go dey together forever, you come go marry another woman. That one no too pain me, but the thing be say you must marry me sef join. I no send to be second wife.”

I was furious, but was trying to contain my anger because the big guy scared me.

“ I will never marry you Sabina, even if you are the only woman in the world.”

How can she want me to marry her? This same Sabina that was a terror to my life! For the six years we dated, the only good thing that came out of the relationship was the money and constant S3x. But my life had no peace.

She even threatened my life daily. Sabina would see me with another girl, even if we have nothing going on between us, she would always cause trouble!! Meanwhile….every day she slept with countless men in exchange for money. I didn’t complain because I always got my share.

I can’t deny, Sabina made me a big boy while we dated. She gave me almost everything I needed. But no amount of money she gave me matched the level of insult and injury she gave me in exchange.

There was one time we had a heated argument, and she broke the windscreen and punctured the tires of the car she bought for me.

Several times she had stabbed me. The scars on my back, left hand and neck bear me witness. Her Character was that of a Jezebel.

“I told you even before we broke up that I cannot marry you!” I spoke in anger from my deep thought.

“Hahahaha I also told you that you can never break up or run away from me. I love you, and you are mine forever. Have you forgotten about our Blood Covenant??”

All this while my new wife was in shock, but observed closely.

Sabina moved swiftly as she removed a small container from her bag, and quickly poured the content on my wife who was fast enough to dodge it!

OMG!! Sabina came here with acid!

Within seconds Sabina and my wife were fighting, rolling on the floor and dragging each other’s hair. I moved to help, but one blow from the Big guy sent me to the floor, dizzy.

He threw several jabs at me, and I only responded with a few blows. The big guy was now on me, sitting on my stomach with his big buttocks, drenching my lungs of air! It almost felt as if I could taste my intestines in my mouth. He landed 3 more blows on my face and I gave up the struggle to fight for myself.

He then used his hands to squeeze my throat, making sure no air went through it. I died slowly. Everywhere was dizzy and I could hardly see anything.

“So this is how I will die??”

Then I heard a big sound, and the big guy fell off from me. I dragged air into my drenched lungs and slowly opened my eyes. Then I saw that my wife had hit the big guy with an iron, which made him fall on the ground. Thank you! Feels good to be back to the land of the living!

Immediately, Sabina rushed from behind, charging towards my wife. I tried to warn her but could hardly move. The big guy must have crippled me. Even my voice seemed to fail me. Sabina pushed my wife to the floor and she hit her head on something.

Then she took advantage of the situation and started hitting her with the iron my wife had used to hit the big guy. I was helpless, I couldn’t even move. With rage in my heart and tears in my eyes, I watched her hit my wife with the iron several times till she could no longer move.

Then she came to where I lay and gave me a wicked grin. “I tell you say na me and you forever. I go make mistake comot the pikin I get for you, so now you go give me belle before we marry”.

That said, she loosed my belt and brought out my D!ck, and started rubbing it to give me an erection.

I don’t really think the D!ck is part of the body, maybe it’s an extension of the body, because with just a few rub on my D!ck area, even though I was tired, weak and angry, I already had a hard on.

She shifted her G-String to one side and inserted my manhood. I didn’t know if to cry or enjoy it while it lasted. The quickie lasted about 45 seconds before my wife hit her with the iron again!! Damn this girl is strong!

With blood oozing from the wound Sabina inflicted on her, she managed to stand up and come save me again. As I lay there half Nak3d, she staggered and hit Sabina with the iron again with a vengeance!

***********

From my hospital bed, I opened my eyes and saw the beautiful face of my wife. She had been by my side since I was rushed to the hospital. My Olosho Girlfriend and the Big Guy had been arrested and peace restored.

My wife leaned close to me and said “How could you not tell me of your previous relationship? We are alive today by luck!”

I didn’t know what to say. I knew I should have told her about Sabina, but I didn’t imagine all these would happen. “I’m sorry baby” I finally said.

“I need some fresh air” she said and left the room.

I Looked around and saw some familiar face, and knew I was in good hands. I was too weak to stand, if not I would have gone to meet my wife where ever she was going to. The only thing on my mind was to get stronger, so I can show her how much I love, respect and adore her!!

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CrimeRe: See The Top 10 Cities With The Most Internet Fraudsters “yahoo Yahoo” In Nigeria by hedris200(op): 1:57pm On Mar 09, 2017
oh no
Music/RadioRe: Be Very Honest: Oladips Vs Davolee: Who Is A Better Rapper? by hedris200(op): 6:03pm On Mar 03, 2017
FORGET THAT LEVEL


Eleniyan231:
Oladips is a beast

Oladips is a rapgod

Oladips is a rapstore

Oladips murder davolee




Oladips omo iya aje



Ahahaaaaaaaan
IslamRe: 10 Amazing Miracles Of Prophet Muhammed (PBUH) by hedris200: 6:01pm On Mar 03, 2017
DirewolfofStark:
I understand the hadith very well, indeed better than you. I remember once when I was on an Arik flight and the plane encountered some turbulence. Some of my fellow passengers who were traveling by air for the first time suddenly started praying and calling on "god" for forgiveness. I had to calmly explain to them that they were not about to die, and it was simply an normal occurrence during flight.

Your "prophet" saw an eclipse for the first time in his life and he became scared that it was judgment day and just like those passengers on that plane who lacked knowledge, your "prophet" decided to say his last prayers to escape the wrath of his "god". Plain and simple.
Abu musa that narrated the hadith did not say the prophet (PBUH) said he was afraid that the judgement day has come

The Prophet (PBUH)said "These signs which Allah sends do not occur because of the life or death of somebody, but Allah makes His worshipers afraid by them. So when you see anything thereof, proceed to remember Allah, invoke Him and ask for His forgiveness."
CrimeRe: See The Top 10 Cities With The Most Internet Fraudsters “yahoo Yahoo” In Nigeria by hedris200(op):
Eleniyan231:
Everyday for the hustle one day for the pay

I see no crime in it

Its very hard to twist another man brain to get money
man gats to survive yah
IslamRe: 10 Amazing Miracles Of Prophet Muhammed (PBUH) by hedris200: 12:44pm On Mar 03, 2017
DirewolfofStark:
Amazing. He could do all this and yet it was NEVER recorded in the Quran.

For someone who was supposed to be a "prophet" Muhammad did a lot of strange things.

In Shahih Bukhari Vol II No. 167 we learn that there was an eclipse of the sun and Mohammad was terrified that it was judgment day.

Questions:
Why would a “prophet” of God not be able to distinguish between an eclipse, which is a perfectly normal natural phenomenon, and Judgment Day?

Why would a “prophet” of God be terrified of Judgment Day? Shouldn’t he in fact be looking forward to the day?

In the Bible, Christians are told to rejoice when they see signs that the Judgment Day is approaching: Psalm 96:13 : “Let all creation REJOICE before the Lord, for he comes to judge the earth. He will judge the earth in righteousness and peoples in his faithfulness.”

So why was a "prophet" of God terrified of his judgment. Shouldn't he have rejoiced?

Proof that Christians do not worship the same "god" that these people worship.
Hadith 2:167

Narrated Abu Musa:

The sun eclipsed and the Prophet got up, being afraid that it might be the Hour (i.e. Day of Judgment). He went to the Mosque and offered the prayer with the longest Qiyam, bowing and prostration that I had ever seen him doing. Then he said, "These signs which Allah sends do not occur because of the life or death of somebody, but Allah makes His worshipers afraid by them. So when you see anything thereof, proceed to remember Allah, invoke Him and ask for His forgiveness."

Try and understand the hadith well before blabbing rubbish
CrimeRe: See The Top 10 Cities With The Most Internet Fraudsters “yahoo Yahoo” In Nigeria by hedris200(op): 5:34pm On Mar 02, 2017
pls can sumbody help me out on how to make a post get to fp
CrimeRe: See The Top 10 Cities With The Most Internet Fraudsters “yahoo Yahoo” In Nigeria by hedris200(op): 4:07pm On Mar 02, 2017
ask seun, he is the boss

Raeheemwayne:
how can I become a Geeboyhuh
Please help.
Am tired of Holiness abeg.
TV/MoviesRe: Exposed! Big Brother Naija Housemate Are Being Served Expired Drinks, Fans React by hedris200(op): 5:49pm On Mar 01, 2017
tru talk

abdulaz:
BBN is still in its infancy stage.

Please sponsors should support this program with genuine products.

They actually thought no one would care to observe or detect such act of fraud.
PropertiesRe: Construction Project Of A 4 Bedroom Bungalow In Minna by hedris200: 5:29pm On Mar 01, 2017
i wonder how dis get to FP

na jazz

abeg put me tru
CrimeRe: See The Top 10 Cities With The Most Internet Fraudsters “yahoo Yahoo” In Nigeria by hedris200(op): 5:13pm On Mar 01, 2017
ALAKOBA, abeg i no be gee boy ooo...


sammuell:
EFCC re not happy with ussad
CrimeRe: Tricycles,motorcycles, 500 Rugs, Two More Vehicles Recovered From Dikko by hedris200: 5:12pm On Mar 01, 2017
sorry just passing by, i only comment on post that will get to FP
CrimeRe: “nigerian Peace Corps”: A Panacea To Increasing Cases Of Juvenile Delinquency by hedris200: 5:11pm On Mar 01, 2017
sorry just passing by, i only comment on post that will get to FP
PoliticsRe: 49% Of Participants Want Death Sentence For Public Fund Looters. EFCC Poll Resul by hedris200: 5:10pm On Mar 01, 2017
sorry just passing by, i only comment on post that will get to FP
PoliticsRe: One Of Nnamdi Kanu's Defense Team Member. Hear Him by hedris200: 5:10pm On Mar 01, 2017
sorry just passing by, i only comment on post that will get to FP
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Youths Shame On Us! But Why?? by hedris200: 5:09pm On Mar 01, 2017
sorry just passing by, i only comment on post that will get to FP
CrimeRe: See The Top 10 Cities With The Most Internet Fraudsters “yahoo Yahoo” In Nigeria by hedris200(op): 5:02pm On Mar 01, 2017
that will be the best govt, becos they will be more money in circulation

they will be better than all these thieves that will steal and keep our money under their bed with out spending it

sammuell:
By 2019
CrimeRe: See The Top 10 Cities With The Most Internet Fraudsters “yahoo Yahoo” In Nigeria by hedris200(op): 4:47pm On Mar 01, 2017
GEE boys i hails ooo...u guys will soon take over power from this buhari

sammuell:
sad
InvestmentWhich Business Can I Start With 100k That Will Not Affect My Job by hedris200(op): 4:13pm On Mar 01, 2017
i work in a private company, but i need to double my hustle because i don't know where we are heading to in Nigeria

please i need to start a business with 100k that won't affect my job

i know i can get solution here on Nairaland

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