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Christianity Etc › Re: Kogi Muslim Woman: "Jesus Appeared To Me 4 Times & Said He Will Save Me" by heendrix(m): 10:24pm On Apr 01, 2018
jnfoage:
Oh, it doesn't correlate? But the the use of kettle to wash thin prik is related to the topic abi? Keep showing lack of it.
lol you this guy sha your a clown lol grin

what is even prick sef?
Christianity Etc › Re: Kogi Muslim Woman: "Jesus Appeared To Me 4 Times & Said He Will Save Me" by heendrix(m): 10:09pm On Apr 01, 2018
jnfoage:
But ask him if he has removed the dry poo sticking in his anus since the use of water for washing is forbidden for christians after poo poo. Or are you telling me that tissues are enough to remove the poo?
poo, water, tissue? how does this correlate with what he said

Christianity Etc › Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by heendrix(m): 10:01pm On Apr 01, 2018
geoworldedu:
God's mess cannot smell na. Not all mess smells.
why cant it smell if he eats like you said
Christianity Etc › Re: Kogi Muslim Woman: "Jesus Appeared To Me 4 Times & Said He Will Save Me" by heendrix(m): 9:58pm On Apr 01, 2018
introvertedsoul:
Wash thine prick with magical kettle, so that ye mayesth have the strength of a thousand men to satisfy 70 teenage virgins.
While ye yet washeth, forget thou not the duty ye I giveth thee thereof that thou mayest bomb the infidel in his sleep.
So sayesth allah. It is the message, please do not insult our religion angry
lol oh I succumb grin

but jnfoage izit true?

Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Beg To See The New Evicted Teddy A To Make Hot Banger by heendrix(m): 9:56pm On Apr 01, 2018
izit only me that dont like teddy A. just saying tho
Christianity Etc › Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by heendrix(m): 9:48pm On Apr 01, 2018
geoworldedu:
So spirit don't eat? how come bible say that manna is food of angels? if u die, u will eat from the tree of life, u will have a marriage supper with d lamb. how come?

Somtin still tells me that whirlwind is god's mess.
whirlwind? does it smell and why would God decide to send it to the earth instead why not other places?

God doesn't mess or fart buddy
Christianity Etc › Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by heendrix(m): 9:41pm On Apr 01, 2018
geoworldedu:
if he rains manna from heaven, plant apple in d eden garden, receives burnt offering, doesn't that tells u he eats? I'm thinking the combination of all this food can create a whirlwind mess, you get.

As for the crying it's my thinking, ut I feel am under the influence of the holy spirit
Lool grin

about the raining of manner and planting of apple. God knows we man (humans) would need this food to satisfy our body for nourishment and to quench every form of hunger with the way he created us

Isaiah 55:8 reads "for yur thoughts are not my thought are not my thoughts neither are your ways my ways saith the lord"

lest you forgotten God is a spirit and supreme being and spirit dont eat. I hope I clear ur doubts wink
Foreign Affairs › Re: Expelled Russian Dilpomats Departs U.S., Lands In Moscow(Photos) by heendrix(m): 9:30pm On Apr 01, 2018
decatalyst:
International politics is sweet I beg (only a few understand)kiss


Not the useless politics the likes of El Rufai, Dino Malu, Fayose, and Saraki think they are playing undecided
no lie bro so sweet that a thread alone fit nak 6 pages

abeg where's uncle lalasticlala and baba mynd44 woya let the topic debate begin in earnest
Foreign Affairs › Re: Expelled Russian Dilpomats Departs U.S., Lands In Moscow(Photos) by heendrix(m): 9:20pm On Apr 01, 2018
now over to those ignorant bigot who would come ranting boss Russia, putin is a strong man bla bla
but meanwhile Putin is crying in his closet

your all so ignorant that it's killing your sense of reasoning. US stands strong and higher against all odds no matter what sh*t you'll got to say

Russia right now can only give the world war in which they'll always be defeated
Christianity Etc › Re: What If The Whirlwind Is The Mighty Fart Of God? by heendrix(m): 9:16pm On Apr 01, 2018
geoworldedu:
I'm jus thinking out loud. The whirlwind, could it be the mess of God? According to the bible God works in a mysterious way, the whirlwind is mysterious and the mess of God is mighty.

The rain, what if is the tears of God? He is sad when we reject bible, his holy words. Maybe he sheds tears when atheists don't repent.
that just a rubbish thinking of yours....does your bible tells you God eat? or it told you He's ever cried

#grow up boy
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Rocks Denim Bum Shorts by heendrix(m): 9:12pm On Apr 01, 2018
mikolo80:
WHAT ASS
are you minding that corrupt omo wobe boy of Marvin906. hin go just corrupt person vision
Christianity Etc › Re: Kogi Muslim Woman: "Jesus Appeared To Me 4 Times & Said He Will Save Me" by heendrix(m): 6:42pm On Apr 01, 2018
jnfoage:
Muhammad did not die to save me from my sin and indeed nobody else did. What Muhammad did was to convey the message of my creator to me.
So practise your religion and allow others.
hahaha lost soul grin

so how many messages has Mohammed conveyed to you today

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Christmas Always 25th December But Easter Date Changes Yearly? Pics by heendrix(m): 6:35pm On Apr 01, 2018
that because he had to go through alot rigor and humiliation before he died

but his birth day Dec 25 doesn't because he was born once shocked
Christianity Etc › Re: Kogi Muslim Woman: "Jesus Appeared To Me 4 Times & Said He Will Save Me" by heendrix(m): 6:33pm On Apr 01, 2018
jnfoage:
Which kind wahala be this? Pls I'm not a christian, go and say this to your christians. Pls, I reject it, let the death of Jesus be for you and your fellows, leave me out of it, I don't share the same belief with you.
okay mohamed died to save you from your sins nigba na

Christianity Etc › Re: Kogi Muslim Woman: "Jesus Appeared To Me 4 Times & Said He Will Save Me" by heendrix(m): 6:23pm On Apr 01, 2018
jnfoage:
I repeat, that is your own belief, not mine pls. Jesus didn't die for me, na by force?
even Mohammed confirmed this so it becomes by force. Infact lemme tell Jesus died to deliver you and I from our sin so we ain't bond men to the devil anymore isn't that so sweet wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Kogi Muslim Woman: "Jesus Appeared To Me 4 Times & Said He Will Save Me" by heendrix(m): 6:18pm On Apr 01, 2018
jnfoage:
And I repeat, that is your belief, not mine and I am entitled to my own belief.
Pls stop preaching salvation to me, preach it to your fellow christians, Jesus didn't die for me.
which kin person be dis one nah undecided who's preaching salvation to you? take it or leave it jesus died for everyone that includes you and me
Politics › Re: Nigerians Should Be Ashamed For Slandering Our Name – Luther King Speaks by heendrix(m): 5:57pm On Apr 01, 2018
GworoChewinMaga:
,,
okokobioko

Christianity Etc › Re: Revealed: Real Secret Behind The Rolled Away Stone At Jesus' Tomb by heendrix(m): 5:47pm On Apr 01, 2018
amen
Christianity Etc › Re: Kogi Muslim Woman: "Jesus Appeared To Me 4 Times & Said He Will Save Me" by heendrix(m): 5:44pm On Apr 01, 2018
jnfoage:
That is your belief and you can't force it on me.
He died for you and your ilk, not me pls. If it is his death that is required to make heaven, pls carry your heaven and leave me out.
ain't forcing anything on you bud neigher im I preaching salvation to you Jesus died for mankind believe it or not he just did it for everyone
Christianity Etc › Re: Kogi Muslim Woman: "Jesus Appeared To Me 4 Times & Said He Will Save Me" by heendrix(m): 5:08pm On Apr 01, 2018
jnfoage:
SMH. This is what christianity is actually about. They insult other religion to authenticate their own, and spread propaganda, what a logic. Now, what is the relationship between the comment you responded to and Prophet Muhammad? Or is that the easter/sunday lesson? Point of correction pls, that Jesus died for the world is a belief held by only Christians, not the world. Muslims, Bhudists, Hinduist etc don't hold that belief. So next time, don't say "the world", but "christians".
he died for the world buddy you can deal with it or kiss Mohamed's tomb cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Kogi Muslim Woman: "Jesus Appeared To Me 4 Times & Said He Will Save Me" by heendrix(m): 5:01pm On Apr 01, 2018
pweshdodo:
Do you even have a passport not to talk of visa??I've been to many places Nigga..the money I use feed my dogs can sponsor you and your generation till they go extinct...
I am just 18yrs idiot.. I even worth more than your father cheesy go find your way mumu
lool I can see how pained your soul is the places you've been cant exceed your hut and the nearest neighboring villages grin do I have a visa? I should ask your father that question cause ur even to small to locate an immigration office

well holla me anytime your around North dakota so I can feed your hungry ass or get you a snow leveling job. that even if by slight luck your certain to leave Nigeria in the next 30 years grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Kogi Muslim Woman: "Jesus Appeared To Me 4 Times & Said He Will Save Me" by heendrix(m): 10:55am On Apr 01, 2018
pweshdodo:
Actually,I am richer than your family
I can actually feed your family for the next decade cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Kogi Muslim Woman: "Jesus Appeared To Me 4 Times & Said He Will Save Me" by heendrix(m): 10:55am On Apr 01, 2018
FOLYKAZE:
And what made you think I am a Muslim? wink

Jesus was a coward and died like one. Deal with that
when Jesus was about to be taken peter cut the ear of the guard who wanted to take jesus yet jesus healed him. on the cross he prayed for his killers

if he was a coward like you said I guess he would have ran away coz he knew he could die

English been dealing people heavy blow since 19BC now go spend hours with your dictionary to know what it means to be a coward after doing that you can quote me cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Kogi Muslim Woman: "Jesus Appeared To Me 4 Times & Said He Will Save Me" by heendrix(m): 10:48am On Apr 01, 2018
pweshdodo:
Bloody liar!!! She has be paid to say the thrash. I read one stupid magazine last year, one legged woman said Jesus appeared to her dream and did surgery for her,she said Jesus removed the spoiled leg and replaced it with the one he brought from heaven grin cheesy grin....
Fools..
atleast she got a new leg and she's living fine while you and your family wallow in abject poverty and MohamMad watch and cant do anything cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Kogi Muslim Woman: "Jesus Appeared To Me 4 Times & Said He Will Save Me" by heendrix(m): 10:45am On Apr 01, 2018
FOLYKAZE:
The same man that cannot save himself from been killed or force his return to earth after been killed 2000 years ago wants to save a young lad in a faraway Nigeria. The lady is in love and enjoying a Christian diiick. That is the true story
I see how far ignorance has chocked your life and everything about your idea about things? he couldn't safe himself? are you just so daft to know his birth and death is for a purpose

atleast our Lord Jesus went about doing good and even died for the world not like one Mohammed who is a rapist and right now as I speak his bones are decaying somewhere in saudi cheesy
Travel › Re: Sleeping God Is Good Motors Driver Crashes Into Parking Truck On BeninLagos Road by heendrix(m): 1:58pm On Mar 31, 2018
itsIYKE:
God is good motors over stress there drivers a lot ......imagine a driver going to Lagos two times in 24 hours
from what state?
Travel › Re: USA Visa Applicants To Submit 5 Years Of Social Media Activities by heendrix(m): 12:50pm On Mar 31, 2018
prince3009:
I think the law was actually promulgated and implemented because of them.
how? I nor get o
Travel › Re: USA Visa Applicants To Submit 5 Years Of Social Media Activities by heendrix(m): 12:48pm On Mar 31, 2018
resurgentxtian4:
This is why I love Donald Trump. God indeed brought him to power to protect the US and Christians worldwide.

Now we would see how these Muslim fundamentalists in Nigeria will go to the US.

Make America Great Again: MAGA

God bless America.
how does this development stops Muslims o undecided
Crime › Re: Two Lagos Pupils Die After Falling Into Septic Tank by heendrix(m): 10:59am On Mar 31, 2018
shocked

maybe they decided to swim since it was a given large water free opportunity but alas their joy turned milky

so sorry lil kids
Crime › Re: Man Beheads His Uncle In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Photo) by heendrix(m): 9:41pm On Mar 30, 2018
shocked

pls that man need a massive standing ovasion. he's one of the world's most humble man we'd didn't know quickly. so his hands were not tied neither were his legs yet he was humble to receive the beheading in good faith.

No No this man is just to much

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