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Peterjnr123:
So today I was coming back from seminar, and this lady riding on a bike, splashed water on my white wey I just buy,iron go seminar.....she know even stop apologize....naso I pursue her dey shout for street, at that point she come notice say person deh follow am dey shout....she came down, look very quiet and beautiful �...as person wey dey vex I begin dey para..she just stand dey look me...I come look like mumu I say which kind insult be this one....naso I rush her buh people Hold me..she get luck...she just dey look me finish enter her bike comot...
Buh she get luck say people been hold me....cuz this gals too dey form rubbish..
To cut the story short....today the place am going for seminar I say make I be good boy naso I go early only to reach climb upstairs people never come...I say make I go stroll around as I enter one corner brothers and sisters naso I see the woman dey teach men how to fight in karate....mehhnn......
Fear grip me...as I dey type this thing na...I dey run

Old joke.

WibusJaga:
Brighton vs Man Untd again? Tomorrow is Liverpool vs Arsenal again. I feel for these players. The match fixtures are so congested, they hardly rest. Just hope injuries don't start piling up.

They don't rest?? has it been a daily back to back game since Saturday

YomyFreestyle:
check out @yomyfreestyle he may be of help.

check out on?

Vulcanheph:
I have a lot of them on my list....

5. Helinues: this person comments always make me wonder if he has a brain at all...

4. Sarrki: Another annoying Zombie who never makes sense at all.

3. Ilegend: All this one does is to always look for an opportunity to show off either his apartment, Clothes or food, he is the low budget "hushpuppi" of nairaland ....i don't even bother to open his threads

2. Righteousness89: "Nairaland's resident pastor/Evangelist" this person is always looking for an opportunity to preach (As if we don't hear enough Preaching in our churches) , i'm not againts his Preaching , but it's getting too much and he never misses a thread.....sometimes i wonder if the guy has a life or a job.

1. : "The king of Zombies" This man/woman Or who/whatever he is has become like a "Cancer" to Nairaland......his comments will cause you to wonder if he is even a Nigerian...don't even get me started on his fake Bbq Business, he is always online Vomiting his Rubbish...

Lol you really took ur time

What happens to the Ethics of "Don't shoot except ur being shot at"

Hafeez5000:
Why do I keep failing am 23 I tried to build a mobile phone I fail at that ,I tried to build a search engine I fail at that.i have wasted a lot of time and money and none of the things I try seem to work I am so confused and frustrated.

Thomas Edison failed 999times bfr he got perfect and now we can all use bulb for illumination

Have you tried and failed up to 20x yet??

Finnese001:
Perfectly bro, I'm one of the best in naija, no bragging

This is part of my work

https://www.nairaland.com/5916610/want-release-song-buhari-lyrics

Me and ma nigga is working on a single.....tho we both good at rap but poor in chorus to add to lotta songs we get to work on

But anyways I'll keep you posted as e dey go

Disgusting

pukes

Finnese001:
I can drop few lines from TRUTH if y'all want

Are you good at chorus writing that rhyme with both beat n songs ??

saaphiere:

U sha know say u no well
the speed I use cliq pass the speed of light

helinues:
Why not include the full names in the headline?

Taya me o

This is serious o

jesmond3945:
you think she doesn't know. My brother make everybody carry their cross.

na ffk i dey pity sha cuz any form of domestic violence he'll want to carry on this one she wouldn't think twice bfr using dagger to increase his fuse liquidity by 75%

Only fools kill cause of girls like why not let her pick her choice and divorce if possible so all parties live in peace??

Madibah:
None of Dem is strong Tapa and tifi people are the strongest when it's come to juju That's why most of them are soldiers

you meant to say Tiv??

Kingsley2256:
Please forum members i am Kingsley, I am deeply in love with an Igbo girl but she is finding it difficult to love me, what can I do to win her love?

give her money, money and continue giving her money

dont worry in few months you'll geh sense

Samorobo2:
Lol don't mind that one...she never go mall for her life so she want make the world to know say she don reach mall today .na E make she dey take pics they show d world...

Don't forget to stand by the escalator to take pics honey..bush girl..

A real typical bush girl

I'm still hoping to see that Bobrisky look after she wash away those makeups

Cc; Akinbahm Samorobo2 Deicide

can y'all see that this lady is typically jobless and got nothing reasonable to do

Anambra has failed both the south and Nigeria as a whole and her motto should rather be reversed to "The darkness of the nation"

Casalindal:
Honey first of all I don’t ask for 2k.. don’t reduce me to that and secondly I don’t ask for money people dash me at their free will. Now back to the gist, you must me out of your mind to even encourage guys stalking and embarrassing lady’s. Like who raise you sir?? This guys where acting all crazy calling my name in public saying my husband is hiv and you seat there and asked me not to shame them? Please don’t be unfortunate here

I'm not being unfortunate here....i expected you to tell us what they did and what they were up to at the mall and the level at which you were embarrassed but you didn't. it's clearly no one's fault

By the time she gets to know the MMM in and out of a Fuse that happens to be short, she go learn

Casalindal:
Okay sir

Imagine those guys u do ask 2k urgently uploading ur pics to leave them tf alone

I'm sure you'll be crying by now. so be matured and just shame tha Devu in u

Casalindal:
I’m sick and tired of guys always walking up to me whenever they see me at the mall or anyway else... you can exchange pleasantries but not following me about asking for contact. The first image is one of this guys on Nairaland stalking me calling out my name in public I’m married for God sake!!! Anyways how do I look guys??

Why bring his face here

it's obvious ur a grown up baby and look so awful cuz as a real nigga like me I wouldn't have to look at you twice.

Chatflick:
Nigeria is just like bet9ja

To score either Half

Anambra?? shioor

CaptainStephen:
idiots, i dey like handle these mumu cult people but them no just dey enter my hand.

even me myself but fr lag dem dey humble comrades o cuz dem go kill run away bfr back up come dem don clear

TalkTalkTwins:
na wa o
If you're still doing cultism gara-gara at 28, you are already failing in life

already failing or already have a wasted life

Jaqenhghar:
They will sentence them for stealing money but not for behaving like thugs and harrassing people

cause harassing of civilians is strictly for self defense

or have you seen any military guy that just go bout beating and bullying people? na the victim go look for party

Back to the Topic, Service senior men went too far sentencing them to 21years imprisonment haba. what happened to demotion and short normal 6-12 month sentence

anyways I hope they got to meet a solid lawyer to plea their sentence reduction