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Car Talk / Re: 2005 Corolla Engine Won't Start After 'ringing' by Heftyceo: 2:29pm On Apr 21, 2023
Hi Oga Gazzuz pls I need ur assistance cus I'm going crazy here. My car(Nissan Altima 2008) had engine issues and the mechanic worked on the engine. Along the line he(the mechanic)lost the sensor key cus it's push start. I got a new key and ever since the car has not been able to be programmed!!! This is almost a month now. They said it's something called the hammer in the steering lock that is preventing it from programming the new car. We have changed several "hammers" same issue. Next they said it was the BCM,we have changed over 6 BCMs no luck. I am lost. Pls help me Gazzuz u are my last hope. God bless u as U respond to me
Autos / Re: Just Used For 6 Months, Everything Almost 100% Brand New by Heftyceo: 10:41pm On Dec 09, 2022
[quote author=EmperorJ5 post=119025027]This Toyota RAV 4, 2017 Model has just been used for just 6 months........

Bought at N23m .....

Now, you can get it a far cheaper price.....


First of all, why should I sell a car that's just 6 months?


A car that was bought for a whopping N23m


Here's why and you can get it as an unbeatable price......


With the exchange rates keep on going high as our Naira keeps on falling against the Dollar, a car that was worth N23m tear rubber may not be that price again......


Cost of living in Nigeria is getting higher by the day and cars are not an exception.

So, you might not get this car at the same price that I bought it barely 6 months ago......


Another good deal that you are getting this car is this - it is unlike the normal used cars you can find anywhere else.....


Before someone can decide to sell his car on major platforms like Jiji and places like here on Nairaland, most times, there are cars that they have used for years, some 3 years, some 5 years or move, a lot of the original parts have been changed and a lot of maintenance works have been on the vehicle.

It won't be as neat, clean, and enjoyable like a brand new used cars


Most "tokunbo" cars are problems for the new owners, you might buy them way cheaper and smile home for getting a bargain, but barely 2 weeks of using such cars, you might be in the mechanic workshop, fixing, repairing, changing one thing or the other, while regretting how you bought such a problematic vehicle....

You will begin the vicious cycle of always visiting the mechanic, being embarrassed and wishing you never bought such a vehicle, because the money you will be spending on repairs almost weekly will be up to the amount you bought the car if not more than in a short period of time......


Before you know it, not being able to continue wasting money, you might sell off the car at just whatever price so that you can rest, even if you don't have much profit.

The next owner, picks up the car and continues with the problem of where you must have stopped.......


That's the story and sad life experience of most "tokunbo cars"


But a car of just 6 months use, is almost like brand new.......

You can get it below the price that I bought it and still enjoy the car for months, and with good servicing for years without wahala

That's exactly what you want....


You want to drive around comfortably without needing to spend time at the mechanic for hours.....


You don't want to be catching bus or jumping okada while your so called car is in the workshop or by the road side.

You don't want your car to be breaking down almost endlessly on the road.....


You want comfort, you want peace of mind and you want durability....


That's what you deserve.......


Okay, if I have used it for just 6 months, then why do I want to sell it?


Very good question, and I will answer you with a straight face.

6 months ago, my whole family were with me, today, my children and wife are outside the country......

I wish to be with them permanently than being in Nigeria while they are over there......


No responsible married man can endure being without his family for long......


So, I am selling off all I have to permanently relocate to be with them...


That's why I am selling off my car.....

And you can see that's a good reason, if not, I shouldn't have sold it ....


Well, I had intended selling it for N20m, but as it's urgent, I will be selling it for N18m.......


I will be advertising this car in other platforms too, so, at least 259 people will see it before the end of this week

If you want it and don't act fast, someone else might take the car......


Almost brand new......


Interested, willing and ready buyers can call me on 090551337076
U really don't need all this epistle!! Nigerians don't care!!! Simply state it price and a buyer that's interested will reach out to U. Get ready for insults and bullshit.
Autos / Re: Come And Behold Beauty! Foreign Used 2006 Toyota Matrix by Heftyceo: 2:11pm On Oct 15, 2021
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headline says Pontiac Vibe while picture advertises matrix. Abeg never do freedom yet for this Ur yahoo wey u dey learn ooo. U still have a lot to cover
Autos / Re: Toks Mazda 6 2010 Model Buy N Drive. by Heftyceo: 2:04pm On Oct 15, 2021
Kraytur:
Price
bro don't this unserious fellow. I have personally called to ask him why he doesn't put his prices. The dude is looking for who he will chop mugu

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Heftyceo: 8:10pm On Mar 09, 2021
radautoworks:
just put our name in Google maps. Address kwa? For Lekki phase 2. I'm not even sure what our street name is! Lol undecided
ma'am I give it to u and ur hubby. An exceptional gentleman!!! May God in heaven continue to bless,prosper and protect both of u. If there were more like u 2,this world would indeed be a better place to live in.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Heftyceo: 3:55pm On Jan 03, 2021
Blackbishop:
Once upon a time there was a guy who after so much frustration about life got a tiny miny break through with life and had a turn around at age 45, luckily for him Nairalnad was a place of solace

This guy was abandon at a tender age due to his mother marrying out of wedlock, from 1 bad luck to another. At a point of committing suicide a good samaritan decided to help him out by making him a fleet manager at age 40. This helper happens to travel out of the country and made him a full manager at the supervision of his brother to monitor the dude and expenses.

This dude register on Nairaland by 2009 and since then all the topic he has opened or drop comment has been a true understanding of a wretched soul and empty human.

Numskull let me teach the word of God a little the last person christ called a fool was in Luke 12 and he talkeda a rich man who finds his success as an outcome of his his hardwork.

The definition of been rich can be split into different term like having 11 Corolla, having a successful career or driving the nicest truck or anything we term riches. Which is different from wealth.
But further into verse 21; he stated it that he was rich not towards God, since salvation can't be bought by a Corolla then my jigga your foolishness is next to none.

Thinking anybody that is not rich in your term is a lazy person or a beggar. Baba your foolishness is at biblical proportion.

Am Ayodele Bishop an ex staff of FCMB and SkyeBank also an Analyst with Orange apple and business man. A mechanic and a proud member of this wonderful forum.

I just gave you the info you will be struggling to find about me.
And about you organising football competitions nigga my P.man is Coach OBA Onigbinde google it mofo
blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!! So this audio/online millionaire is just a bloody riff raff after all. And had the effontry to belittle and humiliate realtime hustlers God in heaven will punish him!! That opportunity he has been given to make something out of his miserable life and turned around to use it as an instrument of torment and oppression will be taken from him unless he tenders an apology to all the folks he has ridiculed,humiliated and insulted on this forum!!!

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Heftyceo: 8:52pm On Jan 02, 2021
woodboi:


Really it took a lot for me to come out with this moniker, but it's ohk, can't tell how bad I felt reading that nonsense Jpworld post today. I swear down the only thing that flash thro my mind was what Felicity use to say about Igbo's and rudeness (won't generalise, but it is what it is), and it's suck to say in d midst of this no one seem to caution him, I don't want to go all tribalistic on this, but needless to say, this platform has been divided, why? I don't know, I can feel the sense of sides and hate for one another. More reason I feel for Tojahh and the herculean task he has embarked, I believe a divided house with bloated ego here and there can never stand. I've learnt to take the back sit, since I have nothing to prove, speak my mind when I feel justice need to stand... Really I'm so ashamed of Jpworld and whatsoever he stands for, they are rules of engagement, if you surf thro this profile, I feel I did some crazy stuffs I wasn't proud of, but this right here is a 14 years profile, I'm a man now, insulting someone's family is a big no no, as in for what exactly? Menh sorry if u no get anyone to tell u, hear it from me live, u ain't get no life I swear down, damn likes and all the pretence going on here, I cap my mind for real, I don't play sides, full time one man military squad. Naturally i joke and play around a lot, but if u get over important while u dont feed me mentally, psycologically, morally, or financially, then who the h*ll are u again? I toss u into bin without flinching. Needless to say, it's a new year, man need switch base and reason way to better his life, if u have plan to build mansion here, good for u, but I'll advice you stay off here for a while, need for u to do mental reevaluation, cos u r honestly not getting it right Bro.

The play is interesting while it last, you crossed the line the moment you put someone's family into whatever. That's crap men, what were u thinkin?

Find out my acct got blocked for typing with caps...
I am full blooded igbo from anambra state and I state here boldly this animal is a disgrace to our entire tribe!!! We dont bring our women into whatever issues we have with our fellow man!!! We trash it out like men,either with our fists or words!!! This "thing" has been tolerated long enough and left to cause unnecessary rancor and strife. If he has personal issues(I strongly suspect mental) he should go home to his Umunna and they take him to the backyard and flog it out of him!!! Not constituting a nuisance all the time here hiding behind a faceless forum. Enough is a Enough!!!

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Heftyceo: 7:54pm On Jan 02, 2021
jpworld:


So you're actually confirming the rumour, how did u get married? If u smell like udu ezi? Udu ezi means pig.

Don't tell me, u and iyawo dey smell? Bc any woman that follows smelling man, probably smells too. If iyawo car engine smells like rotten fish, don't worry there is solution. It was the field i use to import when i was into importation, but chinese people brought in fake products and it destroyed the market.

How can adult like you not know every adult must use roll on?

glambo send the 10k to @blackbishop he needs it urgently. B4 wan handsome fresh dude will destroy his new home
I've actually been following this thread for a while now but I must say I have never been disgusted as I am today. U are actually a disgrace to men!!! It is not enough u antagonize and belittle ur fellow man,u now involve his innocent wife too?? Have U no decency Damn!!! People like u should not cohabit with other human beings cus u are seriously sick!!! U hide behind ur keypad and anonymity of the internet and spew trash all day long. Come out boldly and say half of these rubbish u say to ones face and see if u don't end up in a hospital or better still a mortuary. This is a new year,stop trolling and humiliating people cus one of these days u may pick on the wrong fellow and ur whole world will collapse before ur very eyes.

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Politics / Re: APC Blames PDP For Creating SARS, Hails Buhari by Heftyceo: 8:56am On Oct 12, 2020
Madibahisback:
Damnnnnn it niggarrr
Politics is a crazy game

Apc should also blame PDP for the failures and woefull government of buhari the deaf goat
bros ive been following u and one of these days I will find u..... And drown u with beer. I admire u. No homo
Business / Re: Nigerian Bank Disobeying My Late Father's Directive. PLEASE HELP!!! by Heftyceo: 5:14pm On Sep 01, 2020
zuma4k:
Please fellow nairalanders, I need your opinions on this and if possible front page. It's quite personal and goes like this.
1. Mr Adam (my father) opens a fixed deposit account with X Bank. He subsequently submits his wife's details and makes her a co-signatory to the account with the *express mandate* that upon his demise, his wife exercises automatic access to the account and it's proceeds. Does this amount to a valid contract between him and the bank?.

2. Note that after his death the bank reneged on the primary provision of his directive, stating that a letter of administration must be procured (at an exorbitant cost).
Stated Reasons bothers on the fact that under banking laws and the principles of a valid contract, a contract between a depositor and the bank terminates upon the demise of the individual thus rendering the *mandate* unenforceable and invalid.
Please mods I need this on front page. Thanks.
If ur late father died without leaving a will behind then u actually need the letter of administration cus he died 'intersate' which is the term used by government for someone who died without leaving a will behind. But if he left a will behind then the bank has no business demanding for a letter of administration from his next of kin. The process of the letter of administration is quite cumbersome that is why it is kind of expensive. The estate the deceased left behind has to be valued,a property tax has to be paid by the next of kin and it needs a governors signature cuz he died interstate. It takes time to process cus there are steps to it. Get in touch with a seasoned lawyer who will guide u thru and hopefully get things sorted out for u. But search thoroughly if ur late dad left a documented will behind,cus if he did it will save u all the stress and inconvenience. Good luck
Car Talk / In Need Of Original NS 2 Gear Oil And Nissan Engine Oil For My Nissan Altima by Heftyceo: 8:25pm On May 16, 2020
Hi I'm in lagos and I need a 4 litre gallon of NS2 gear oil for my Nissan Altima and also a gallon of Nissan engine oil for servicing. Note pls not substitutes,they must both be pure nissan products. Hit me up with ur price and how I can pick up or u deliver
Autos / Re: In Need Of Clean And Sound Nigerian Used Honda Civic07/08 For Purchase by Heftyceo: 12:59pm On Mar 09, 2020
OmoIREFIN:

It's still available, drop ur number for us to chat on WhatsApp. Thanks.
Autos / Re: In Need Of Clean And Sound Nigerian Used Honda Civic07/08 For Purchase by Heftyceo: 10:39am On Mar 09, 2020
OmoIREFIN:

I noticed you tried to mail me on NL but I couldn't get it. You can reply me here. Thanks.
hi good morning. I'm interested in the car u put up for a weekly rental, if its still available,how do we proceed pls?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Married Bt Bored And Lonely??, Lets Meet Here by Heftyceo: 5:26am On Mar 09, 2020
lusciouslyon:
the group is 10 months old and growing
hi I'm interested
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Heftyceo: 5:07am On Mar 09, 2020
radautoworks:


Hi. Drop by the shop or email support. Ask for NL price.
that's why I enquired on how to get it!!! I don't know the shop!!! Or email address!!
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Heftyceo: 9:19am On Mar 08, 2020
radautoworks:


Try spraying two puffs in carpet under the seat and see how long it lasts. Maybe you're going nose blind to it because you're in your car so much. Ask your passengers how the car smells stylishly.
Good morning Ma'am,how do I get this airfreshner pls? I've been seeing a lot of fantastic reviews about it and I'll love to get me some.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Heftyceo: 10:19pm On Mar 06, 2020
I need a car to purchase for uber
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Heftyceo: 2:47pm On Mar 06, 2020
Loftyy1:
Honda Civic 2005 available for rent
Must live in a fenced house
Ensure you have at least 2 guarantors.

35,000naira to be remitted weekly

Call-08171768105
why dont u make it 50k,greedy bastard

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Autos / In Need Of Clean And Sound Nigerian Used Honda Civic07/08 For Purchase by Heftyceo: 8:48am On Feb 12, 2020
Hi I need a very clean and top notch condition Honda civic Nigerian used preferably 2007 or 2008 model to buy. Kindly contact me if u have any
Car Talk / Re: Experienced Uber/bolt Driver Needed - Toyota Corrolla 2006 by Heftyceo: 8:03pm On Feb 09, 2020
Is it that u guys can't read or what? The OP clearly stated Abuja residents only and u guys in lagos and PH are indicating
interest!!! Jeez!!!!
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Heftyceo: 7:36am On Jan 17, 2020
AngryIgboMan:
I laugh at people who think this job is easy. If I will be frank with intending investors;

"Please stop investing your money and cars on Uber or Bolt. Its a waste of time and resources because believe me, you won't recover your money. This business is now nonsense".

The insults, the risks, the traps, the dangers... Is it worth it?

They have finally turned this business to yeye. You will be on Fola Osibo and get a request on admiralty. You call to ask rider where she is going. Rider will say she is going to lick ice cream at the place on admiralty. Can you imagine? undecided undecided undecided

I have been driving all week and cant boast of solid 20k . Mind you that its my car.

If am being honest, I met a driver yesterday that still makes 70-100 k a week because I checked his account. But believe me when I say this guy is dying. Looking all dusty and alien. You can decipher immediately that his life span is being tempered with because his eyes are red and you can see weakness all over his body. He is almost looking like an animal. I can swear that this guy have not had a good sleep in months. How can somebody be on Uber 3% on monday already if not madness? Telling me he drives everyday from 5 am till 11 pm? undecided undecided undecided

As am even talking, all my body is paining me. If I will advise anyone reading this; THIS THING IS NOT A JOB. IT IS A SLOW KILLER. Find a way and get out of this thing before it harms you.

Just ask yourself one question as an Uber driver.

Ever since you started driving, can you boast of solid 1 million saved from Uber or Bolt work? You see what I mean?

Can you eventually build a house in Ikorodu or Ayobo doing Uber work? I dont even want to mention ordinary Anthony not to talk of Lekki or VGC.

Most drivers I know can barely feed, pay rent and feed at same time not to talk of building house.

If you don't know let me clear your eyes on the real people you are working for;

Fuel stations
Bolt or Uber
Mechanics

Uche will be in his office shouting "lets move Lagos" Upandan as if he can move ordinary Ojota... Onye Mgbu... Ezigbo Ekperima.
Bros I would love to meet u and buy u beer!!!! God bless u for this write up!!!

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Heftyceo: 9:34am On Jan 16, 2020
Viking007:
They mostly go well during the week. But Saturday at exactly 4pm, Alabi takes over.
Hahahahahahahaha

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Heftyceo: 7:49pm On Jan 11, 2020
NewDelhi:
Many of you didn't even know this Vikings kid was just telling lies about that 38m ticket. Na audio ticket. No mysterious friend/neighbor was on the verge of winning 38m with that option.
Vikingo7 is the most straight forward dude i have ever come across online be careful how u slander his name!!!! He has no blemish. He keeps it 100 all the time!!!

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Heftyceo: 6:21pm On Jan 11, 2020
Viking may God in heaven bless u!!! Although I only staked 100 and cashed out 14k. Its better than nothing. I'm very grateful. U are 1 in a million
Viking007:
cheesy Me too o, I have almost 8 pages of followers, but unfortunately I'm unable to follow everyone back because I can't afford to miss a comment from example@Bigmex.

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Heftyceo: 6:20pm On Jan 09, 2020
Very useless cash out! But the worst is betking!!! Bet9ja has the best cashout but lowest odds.

Better odds, useless cashout[/quote]
Business / Polaris Bank Is A Useless Bank. by Heftyceo: 6:10am On Oct 16, 2019
Polaris bank is the most useless bank in Nigeria!!! CBN should withdraw their operating license as soon as possible because they are just frustrating ones business and also a potential health hazard, if u bank with this bank and God forbid u have a medical emergency and need access to your funds then u or your loved one is good as dead!!!
Travel / Re: Who Is Fixing Lagos Roads? by Heftyceo: 6:18pm On Oct 07, 2019
U were making some sense before u now rubbished ur point. How can U say limited funds? Lagos? Do u know the IGR of Lagos Do u know how much tolls alone in lekki alone generates U can defend someone but dont become stupid in the process!!!

Let’s ask eachother one question. There is nearly several hundreds of bad roads in Lagos that needs critical attention right. As a governor if you try concentrating on let’s say 50 at once, there will be other roads where people will be clamoring for you to also work on and the effect of the repair of one of the roads will be felt on the other (traffic due to construction).

So as an administrator, isn’t it better to at least block some pothole first for some road to make them easy enough for motorists even if it’s with palliative care.

Resources are limited and government needs to be proactive in trying to please people even if the strength isn’t enough. So why are you blaming them for carrying out palliative care. Do you mean they will start re-building all the roads in Lagos at once?

Question: If you are governors with limited resources and manpower, how will you deal with the construction of all major roads in Lagos within 8 month? [/quote]
Phones / Clean Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Available For Sale by Heftyceo: 1:01pm On Jun 22, 2019
I have a very clean Xiaomi redmi note 3 for sale. It also comes with a casing. There is absolutely no issues with the phone it is in excellent condition. Reason for sale is it was actually purchased to be used by my uber driver only to discover that uber recommends using single SIM phones for optimum service. Price is(35k negotiable)
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Yahoo Also Agrees That Buhari Is An Impostor by Heftyceo: 9:29am On Dec 04, 2018
Is polaris bank(former Skye bank) folding up? I've been unable to have access to my funds since Friday last week and not just me but other customers

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Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by Heftyceo: 4:38pm On Jul 23, 2018
Auction! Auction!! Auction!!!

A Nigerian used Nissan Altima 2.5l(4 cylinders 2004 model) full option (leather,cruise control,remote key) is been auctioned to the highest bidder. Auction price starts from ₦400,000.

Repairs to be done: Ac, battery,front and back bumpers to be fixed or changed by the buyer.

Engine and gear box in perfect condition



Location:festac town,Lagos

Hurry while it's still available!!!

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