₦airaland Forum

The most confusing praise song in Nigeria is" yayi yayi jesu ya yi"After the first line, everybody start speaking in tongues.

Endaud:
How can you rank Federal University, Oye-Ekiti Oye above Federal University of Technology,
Akure Akure......... like seriously are you kidding.

I tell you. Even uniabj dey first ten. How na

Rubbish npower

trendiitee:
Hello friends, our own Anugod just gave birth to a bouncing baby girl..... Please send your congratulatory messages to her

Cc: claroo
urchbarbie
ebrahyym
Akerry
Heineken
Horlawoomey

congratulations anu.. God bless you and the child

But people get time o... That's their effing problem mehn.

banme1:
this one is going to hell straight

nawao. You sure say you never smoke so?

Rubbish.. See their dry legs.

Crazy country.. How kidnapper go dey smile? Wahala dey

Nairalanders pls I need your prayers. Am not feeling fine.

Nawao

BankeSmalls:
I wonder, Mr president,

How do you sleep at night, knowing that your brothers from fulani are killing and maiming other Nigerians while you cheer them on?

How do you feel when your soldiers shoot and kill unarmed civilians, even invading innocent people's homes and killing people there?

Clear the log from your eyes first, Mr president.

I don't even know why people no like buhari. He's not a bad man

IamAirforce1:
Only a Pussy nigga with no taste would fall for that classless girl up her profile .

See as everything don fall finish

She don take the Hideous photo down .

seriously you're right. Na small girl I no blame her

Akerry:
where on earth are you?

padi MI.. Am in Abuja boss

Akerry:
wow! it's been a while here.... the thread just die down like that...... #a whole lot has really happened since then. I missed you guys so much. the days of e-marriage, e_ war and the likes. sodiqyinka,our timekeeper#lol. taiye4christ and Adufe. 08070922921 is my WhatsApp number though Incase you want to reconnect! noordeen Heineken Badoo....are u here? nabsprada, claro, mrPedro Dania meeky d doctor, suyamasta, horlawoomey, urchbarbie, electronzeez, ebrahym my nigga.

awon akerry. I miss una well here. Chai......may God bless us all. The girl wey I love leave me go marry... Tina why na

IamAirforce1:
Mumu ..
Money miss road.

Not even a house of his own to boast of..
Just shoes .. No sense.

the guy worst

MhizzAJ:
That's their headache

I tell you

In Abuja nothing like exam nos... I applied for ICT.. I PRAY O

wtfcoded:
E no fit happen 4 southeast

if e happen make you go stop am.

Nawao m.. Girls wicked sha.

Real CONFUSSION! Is when u meet two ABOKI arguing seriously, and u getting there, one of them turn and ask u, # shey na toothpaste marry animal calling# with confusion u ask him to repeat what he said, he still repeat the same thing. You left, only after proper research, calculating and sleepless night, you now discover what he meant #shey na Tu-face marry Annie Macaulay#

Real CONFUSSION! Is when u meet two ABOKI arguing seriously, and u getting there, one of them turn and ask u, # shey na toothpaste marry animal calling# with confusion u ask him to repeat what he said, he still repeat the same thing. You left, only after proper research, calculating and sleepless night, you now discover what he meant #shey na Tu-face marry Annie Macaulay#

Real CONFUSSION! Is when u meet two ABOKI arguing seriously, and u getting there, one of them turn and ask u, # shey na toothpaste marry animal calling# with confusion u ask him to repeat what he said, he still repeat the same thing. You left, only after proper research, calculating and sleepless night, you now discover what he meant #shey na Tu-face marry Annie Macaulay#

slyd90:
Just 500K while that block headed Efe got 25million......naija people i hail oo

lol seriously that efe worst.

CHESTER48:
please is it a sienna car or bus please check for me

you dey fear sienna?

dacovajnr:
I can assure you that guy wey troway salute with him ribs na confirm impotent

hahahahah. Omo you don kee me with laugh here. See as I dey laugh like fish.

owaeghianye:
This people are still one low budget greedy asss moda fuckerss
Imagine 1200 for 1.5gigg
When i can get 1.5gig with 1000 on airtel Or 3gig for 1500 naira on airtel
The only people who can even think whether to use this 9mobile are Glo subscribers because glo here in Benin City is slower than injured snail
In fact you will give your life to Christ before you finish downloading a porn movie with glo

hahaha why porn movie na? Actually glo worst. To use glo ehn, you must be very very tolerant.