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Crime / Re: Girl Stripped And Disgraced After Being Caught With 17 Panties She Stole From He by helinuesIsaMumu: 10:06am On Aug 08, 2021
MYHUBBY:



I don't think they do your naming ceremony or you're a product of wedlock



you sound dumb with this

Go back to school. Your English sucks
Politics / Re: We Were Not Ordered To Stop Attacks - Soldiers Tell Plateau Monarch, Ronku Aka by helinuesIsaMumu: 9:03am On Aug 08, 2021
PrinceMajestic:
bloody terrorist. Your fulani herdsmen will kill them right? You will pay one day

Sarcasm bro. The dude u quoted is igbo
Politics / Re: Security Agents Intercept Bus Overloaded With Fulani Heading To Lagos. by helinuesIsaMumu: 8:01am On Aug 08, 2021
Tajbol4splend:



You are literally talking about those ones who are hybrid of Hausa-Fulani, they are not Fulani by race, if you know Fulani race quite well, you will easily understand my point

Oga, I lived eons amongst the fulanis in yola, I don't think no one knows them better than I do.

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Politics / Re: Security Agents Intercept Bus Overloaded With Fulani Heading To Lagos. by helinuesIsaMumu: 7:41am On Aug 08, 2021
Tajbol4splend:


I'm speaking majority-wise

Mister, there is nothing like majority wise. Go to places where fulani dominates, they have lots of people that looks like Ganduje and even worse.

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Crime / Re: Girl Stripped And Disgraced After Being Caught With 17 Panties She Stole From He by helinuesIsaMumu: 7:39am On Aug 08, 2021
This can only happen in the south west
Politics / Re: Da’awah Islamic Council Calls For Sharia Courts In Southern Nigeria by helinuesIsaMumu: 7:29am On Aug 08, 2021
Tinubuadvocate:
Even in ilorin is not that function talk on southern Nigeria it will not work.

Always typing rubbish. Come, are you sure you finished nursery school?

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Crime / Re: Friends Mourn Gallant Police Officer Killed During Bank Robbery In Osun (Photos) by helinuesIsaMumu: 7:26am On Aug 08, 2021
All bank robberies carried out in Nigeria in 2020 and 2021 all happened in the south west. Afonja parents no longer teach their children morals. When they re not robbing banks and killing policemen, they re minning heads or scamming people

Crime / Re: Friends Mourn Gallant Police Officer Killed During Bank Robbery In Osun (Photos) by helinuesIsaMumu: 7:24am On Aug 08, 2021
No Nigerian police officer is gallant. They re all evil. Good riddance to.........
Politics / Re: Reps: We’ll Review Abba Kyari's Conferred Honor If Found Guilty by helinuesIsaMumu: 7:21am On Aug 08, 2021
Abba kyari, all the members house of reps, gbajabiamila, Buhari, Osinbajo et al are all thieves; FOOLS!!

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Politics / Re: Security Agents Intercept Bus Overloaded With Fulani Heading To Lagos. by helinuesIsaMumu: 7:14am On Aug 08, 2021
Tajbol4splend:
They are Hausas, not Fulanis, Fulanis have this natural beauty in their look, and they are usually with weapons because they might be lucky to come across someone to kidnap and collect ransom

So Ganduje also have the natural beauty?

Crime / Re: Shady Grants Offers In Nigeria (sem, Telpecon, Golden Bridge, Ossea, Etc) by helinuesIsaMumu: 10:24pm On Aug 07, 2021
Gillow101:
Hello NL,

My brother in-law asked me to fill and submit a form about 4 months ago. He’s based in the states. He got back some days ago and handed me a Verve Prepaid card from Golden Bridge MFI. We are supposed to go for the final authentication/verification process in a week to have access to a 10 million naira grant ( on each card because I filled the form for i and my 2 siblings ). I’ve never heard of the grant or scheme before and I honestly find it too good to be true so I had to come to NL for some insights.

I will return with what unfolds after the final verifications which is supposed to give me access to a free 30 million naira.

Here is the picture of the card

How did it go?
Politics / Re: President Buhari Felicitates With Ngige As He Clocks 69 by helinuesIsaMumu: 10:00pm On Aug 07, 2021
And this druggie is 69 too grin

Politics / Re: Anambra Guber: Maduka Emerges Accord Party Candidate, Alexreports Concedes by helinuesIsaMumu: 9:35pm On Aug 07, 2021
Born2conquer:
This alex of a guy has some sort of relationship with Nairaland and I won’t mind having such relationship with Nairaland.

I have a good profile and i will also like to have all my posts on NL front page

He paid Seun alot of $$ for the publicity. It is not for free
Crime / Re: Again, Herdsmen Attack Travellers On Ekiti Highway, Kill One, Abduct Two Friday’ by helinuesIsaMumu: 6:10pm On Aug 07, 2021
Herdsmen (the bandits inclusive) are like siblings with the yoruba. They should try to settle it amicably
Crime / Re: Revealed Details Of Abba Kyari’s Confession To Special Investigation Panel by helinuesIsaMumu: 2:21pm On Aug 07, 2021
Nothing revealing in this trash you wrote here. Hungry blogger

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Autos / Re: A Clean Registered Toyota Landcruiser Jeep For Sale. by helinuesIsaMumu: 2:18pm On Aug 07, 2021
richeeyo:
Which factory fitted,,,, lol

The seller will soon tell us that the AC is mortuary standard

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Autos / Re: For Sale : Classic Coupe Toks 1974 Mercedes Benz 280C ( Photos) by helinuesIsaMumu: 2:17pm On Aug 07, 2021
obidevine:


Yes, someone that knows that worth and value will buy it

Go and sit down. There's nothing like worth and value in that car.

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Politics / Re: Asian Man Celebrates His Black Wife As She Bags Phd by helinuesIsaMumu: 2:12pm On Aug 07, 2021
This babe Toto go wide oo

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Politics / Re: Dr. Maduka Steals Show As Anambra Youths Honour Him With Man Of The Year by helinuesIsaMumu: 1:26pm On Aug 07, 2021
Alex no go leave this man until he returns to America broke

Politics / Re: Soludo Remains Apga Candidate For November 6, 2021 Anambra State Governorship by helinuesIsaMumu: 9:39pm On Aug 06, 2021
FarahAideed:


Is he duller than Helinues?

Helinues is a bit smart. He is just a cunning person. Tinubuadvocate is the definition of dullness and daftness rolled in one. Nigga can't even write one single correct sentence. Go through all his post and confirm for yourself
Politics / Re: Soludo Remains Apga Candidate For November 6, 2021 Anambra State Governorship by helinuesIsaMumu: 8:17pm On Aug 06, 2021
Tinubuadvocate:
Whatever

You are now scared of writing long sentences coz of the trash you always write. This one is the least educated and least smart 'zone-bee' from the bunch

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Politics / Re: NIN Enrolment: Nigeria, Korea Sign $13 Million Agreement by helinuesIsaMumu: 6:11am On Aug 06, 2021
post=104478110:
[s]
In the sane countries we want our country to be like, this is one of the ways they got to that great height.
USA couldn't have been a great country today without what they call their social security number, which each and every citizen must have.
If you commit any fraud or crime, or scam anyone, all your life is connected in one place.
Only in Nigeria that a man will commit a crime in Ibadan and run to Sokoto, and that will be the end of the case for years.....prolly forever!

More on NIN that Sane, good, honest and hardworking Nigerians should know.....

Nigerians home and abroad , kindly take note!

Imagine you walk into an Immigration office to apply for an international passport.
You are asked for information verifying your identity and you just give them a number and instantly the Immigration officials connect to the National Identity Database – all your required information appears on their computer screen.
They can only see information they are authorised to see.
Done, your identity is verified – no need to go get extra documents, spend more money, just to prove who you are.
That is the convenience provided by your NIN.
This is synonymous with Social Security Number (SSN), if you don't have that in some countries abroad, you will just be living like a corpse, without being able to do anything in life, a corpse will even be better than your as$! 
It’s the same thing when you go to process a driver’s licence, you would only need to present your NIN and your identity would be verified.

This is how it is done in saner climes we all want to emulate.
We will surely get there someday soon.

God bless Nigeria.


Na God o Chief Topmaike.
D anointing wey all of us @[/b] carry ehn,
even d devil sef see am, dey bow from afar! cheesy
God punish devil!


But we have said it over and over again on this forum, that our posts here is only for sane minds.
We know you wailers and kids can never assimilate our posts due to the constant hatred you have for your country (the country you call a zoo).
An advice to you, next time, scroll over our post to the next post cos it is too deep for your brain.
That will be better for you rather than to develop migraine for nothing.
Please kindly take to this advice from the elders for your own good.
[b]Nigeria will be great again whether you and your ilks like it or not.

Peace out![/s]

Trash - as usual

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Crime / Re: Islamic Teacher Arrested For Sexually Exploiting 16-year-old Student In Borno by helinuesIsaMumu: 6:06am On Aug 06, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Entrust your female child to a male at your own risk.

Stale undecided

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Crime / Re: BREAKING: One Shot Dead As Robbers Attack Two Banks In Osun by helinuesIsaMumu: 10:06pm On Aug 05, 2021
All the bank robbery that happened in Nigeria in 2020 and 2021 all happened in the south west. What is really happening there?
Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla 2004 Registered Price N2m Location Isolo by helinuesIsaMumu: 9:21pm On Aug 05, 2021
Tif

U for sell am 10m na
Autos / Re: SOLD SOLD SOLD Well Maintained Registered HYUNDAI TUCSON 2009 Model by helinuesIsaMumu: 9:16pm On Aug 05, 2021
1.5,. I will make payment asap
Crime / Re: Family Of Three Died After Eating Rice In Uyo (Graphic Photos) by helinuesIsaMumu: 8:44pm On Aug 05, 2021
has gone to Facebook to copy a random news. He will soon claim the dead victims contacted him to confirm their death to him grin

Meanwhile RIP to the dead

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Crime / Re: Two Bankers Who Stole From The Dead Jailed In Calabar (pictures) by helinuesIsaMumu: 8:31pm On Aug 05, 2021
Option of fine of just 30k? shocked

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Crime / Re: NDU Student Allegedly Throws Away A 6 Month Old Baby In Her Hostel Drainage by helinuesIsaMumu: 8:31pm On Aug 05, 2021
This is the type of things that the FUTURE IS FEMALE kiddo can do
Politics / Re: PDP Justifies Wike’s Presence At BoT Meeting by helinuesIsaMumu: 7:39pm On Aug 05, 2021
gawu1:

my father is a Pig and a useless animal that must be exterminated.
Abi
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Ancient Artifacts Found At National Museum Port Harcourt: Pictures & Video by helinuesIsaMumu: 3:42pm On Aug 05, 2021
Next time, use phone with good picture quality. I cant come and be stressing my eyes

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