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FamilyRe: Hurray..Nairaland Baby is 2!! by Heloct(f): 11:00pm On Jan 16, 2021
Aww. Such a cutie.

I wish her the very best. I still laugh anytime I remember the first thread you made about her.
LiteratureRe: A Day Late. by Heloct(op): 11:25am On Jan 16, 2021
She was fierce and she stood by her principles. She wasn't the boss' boss but she had a say . . . a firm say.



She was never late to work, even if she was out of town. So what excuses would other workers have? There were many times she had had to fly to work. She wouldn't take no from anyone. She wasn't mean, she was just doing her duties like she always explained whenever if feels like she had hurt someone's feelings. She really didn't care but a little politeness wouldn't hurt. Would it?



So this day was unusual. She was late. She had gone out of town as usual but the little miss let fun get the best part of her. And while she rushed into her freshly laid shirt and skirt, she dashed out of the apartment leaving her one night stand to find his way out.



She got to the airport and her rudeness reeked worse than her drunken state the night before. They managed to get her a seat on the plane. How relieving!



It was a different tune at work.



'The hyenana isn't here', one of the secretaries whispered.



'Don't call her that. It's not called Hyenana by the way' the other replied.



'And you think I don't already know that? Just look at the boss' face. They are almost done with the meeting and she forgot her own rules!'



'Maybe she got sick or her flight got delayed' A concerned worker chipped in.



'Mechie onu there. Are you new here? Even if you are dying, throttle your way down to work. We'll sort it out here. What could be worse than death? Make any other excuses for her and I will throw myself at you.'



'Your body too dey hot' the concerned worker jokingly and coyly left the ladies to their whisperings.



'Meeting is over gbam' the secretaries kept straight faces while the executives came out of the inner office.



And yea, the lioness chose to come in at that time.



They looked up to her expecting her to give a valid reason for her absence. And she stuttered for words. They shook their heads knowing they've left her out of that deal while she went to her desk in shame knowing she had defaulted and her chances to be a partner just got extended.



The secretaries looked at themselves. She had learned, they said in a language they both understood.
LiteratureA Day Late. by Heloct(op): 11:25am On Jan 16, 2021
My first post here.

A short story. Just to get familiar with how things work here.
RomanceDeleted by Heloct(op):
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FamilyRe: How Many Children Would You Like To Have?? by Heloct(f): 4:43pm On Jan 15, 2021
Three
HealthRe: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by Heloct(f): 2:34pm On Jan 01, 2021
Which ever method you adapt, once you feel clean, then it's okay.
RomanceHave You Ever Been Tested For STIs? If So, How And Why? by Heloct(op): 2:23pm On Jan 01, 2021
Sexually transmitted infections are wild, common and could be intense.

With a generation that's so sexually active, it amazes me that we really don't pay attention to STI's.

I have experiences of testing people for HIV/AIDS in my NGO and though I've noticed how older men and women take the test with no agitations, the younger individuals are always reluctant to show up but keep affirming that they are safe and that evil will never befall them lol. There is only one way to be safe though, by knowing your status.

When you know your status, you know if to start medicating. When you start medicating, the viral load would reduce and it gets to be undetected in your blood. When it's undetected, it's intransmisiible.

So, the earlier you go out to test yourself, the better. And not just for HIV/AIDS. Get a thorough check up at least every three months.

Most problems are avoidable. Pursue good health this year and stay safe.
FamilyRe: Is There Anything A Woman Won't See In Marriage? by Heloct(f): 1:43pm On Jan 01, 2021
Lol. What is this?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention One Thing Nobody Taught You How To Do But You Can Do Perfectly Well by Heloct(f): 12:40am On Jan 01, 2021
I love sports and I fair well..



People would probably think I can't lift a finger but I surprise even myself when my strength comes to play.
RomanceRe: What Was Your Greatest Love Opportunity You Missed And How Did You Miss It? by Heloct(f): 8:42pm On Dec 28, 2020
How would you know it's a great opportunity if you missed it?
RomanceRe: . by Heloct(f): 9:22pm On Dec 27, 2020
Lol. You should have impregnated your spec in the first place.


She's not troubling you so just find a way to bring back the spark that got you in bed with her.
FamilyRe: Can A Father Arrest His Son For Coming Home Very Late? by Heloct(f): 2:38pm On Dec 27, 2020
Father doesn't hate him. He wants the best for him.

He's certainly rebellious but he should obey and calm down. He's still a child.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Heloct(f): 12:56pm On Dec 27, 2020
Omoh
RomanceRe: How Every Female Zodiac Sign Falls In Love by Heloct(f): 12:40pm On Dec 27, 2020
Waiting to read for Scorpios undecided
FashionRe: Upload Your Christmas Outfit . Check Out Mine by Heloct(f): 4:25pm On Dec 25, 2020
Awwnn
kiss
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Abducted Kankara Schoolboys After Their Release by Heloct(f): 10:16pm On Dec 17, 2020
It's sad, very sad that they use innocent kids as pawns in their dirty games.
EducationRe: ... by Heloct(f): 10:04pm On Dec 17, 2020
obiekunie2:
you were given a school project to build something and you did not ask them the name of what they said you should build.

na wa you sha!
Just what I was about typing.

Professors will give you projects and assignments and you will suck it up without asking for explanations.. why are you now a student if you can't ask them questions?
Nairaland GeneralA Reminder To Watch What You Say/type? by Heloct(op): 8:25pm On Jul 30, 2020
I opened this thread because I made the same mistake again!


It's actually a sad thing to regret the things you said or typed while in a different mood or a little over yourself.

In a bid to sound different or funny, we often resort to words that we don't mean or feel. Even here on Nairaland, in a thirst for likes and attention, we become savages we can't entertain.

These past few days, we've seen how false(not intended to be) allegations destroyed lives and careers.

We want to be the first to laugh at that person making a mistake. We want to be there to video persons going through their down moments. We've forgotten how to care and we've chosen to be blunt.

You hear some people say 'I'm a blunt person. I say it like it is'. This isn't entirely bad but we should know that our words go a long way. Trust me, you don't want to be the reason why someone gave up

I'm writing this because I've been a perpetrator of saying/typing words I don't mean. They might not be as heavy as I'm making them but I'm really repentant. I hope this teaches someone to be kinder with their words and to serve as a subtle reminder for me.
FamilyRe: A Warning To Career Girls | A Gonzalo Lira Video by Heloct(f): 5:10pm On Jul 29, 2020
Ladies should settle into whatever they want to be and not be discriminated for being different.
RomanceRe: Things People Say Because Their Friends Also Say So by Heloct(f): 10:19pm On Jul 22, 2020
I don't really know about this but one thing I know friends do is that they expect you to hate the same person they hate.


Like damn!
FamilyRe: Can You Look At These Images? How Do They Make You Feel? by Heloct(f): 8:20pm On Jul 09, 2020
I used to think I was the only one. I can't stand them.
FamilyRe: Your Choice by Heloct(f): 9:55pm On Jul 07, 2020
Nothing can make up for a bad behavior.
RomanceRe: Just For Fun: Which Level Are You In Your Relationship by Heloct(f): 9:44pm On Jul 07, 2020
Benitam:
Chai! God will strengthen the building..
grin
CrimeRe: JUST IN: 5 Key Mistakes Of Hushpuppi Revealed By Fbi's 28 Page Affidavit by Heloct(f): 7:51am On Jul 06, 2020
No matter how tight the security of a fraudster is, there will always be loose ends.


Crime never pays. It doesn't matter whether you are wearing designers or political appointments to commit it.
FamilyRe: Corona Virus: What's Odd In This Picture? by Heloct(f): 11:41pm On Jul 05, 2020
richie240:
With all d 'social distancing' mantra, all the 22 football players are constantly in physical contact with one another yet none of them is wearing face mask/nose cover, yet the ball boy that is far away from anyone and standing alone was made to wear a nose cover.

Which kind scamdemic be ds biko?!
Nor be say ds oyibo ppl juss dey use person head like ds?
grin grin
You can't expect the players to cover up. They are running up and down for 45 mins before they would rest. They need their nostrils and mouths to breath.
RomanceRe: Just For Fun: Which Level Are You In Your Relationship by Heloct(f):
cry cry
RomanceRe: Do You Know Someone Is In Love With You Here ? by Heloct(f): 8:47pm On Jul 03, 2020
grin
Funny thread

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