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Family / Re: Advise Needed For A Young Man About Marriage. by Heloct(f): 8:27am On Jun 18, 2020
Just seeing why threads like this move so fast. So many threads on Naija based guys seeking marriage advises and suitors don't go this far.


Op, I don't think you'll get a solution even if your thread goes beyond 100 pages. You've outlined every possibilities and you've ruled them all out.


Since you are a church boy, why not just retract and change method.

Rather than seeking for marriage. Make friends with ladies both home and abroad. You will then see that some ladies don't give a flying f where you are cos they've gone further in their minds.


If you want to pretend that you are in Nigeria, you can still use your Nigerian number for whatsapp. Save contacts. Chat. Relate. See people for who they are. Disclose identity and check if the energy is still the same.


Try all of these if you have time. If not, just wait. You are not too old.

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Romance / Re: Did I Do Good By Running Away? by Heloct(f): 7:20am On Jun 18, 2020
Yes. I think you did good by running away.
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Usually Fall In Love With Funny Men? by Heloct(f): 7:10am On Jun 18, 2020
Funny people are the best.

They whine you, talk to you without you wanting an end to the conversation.

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Romance / Re: What Have You Achieved Being A Nairalander? by Heloct(f): 7:03am On Jun 18, 2020
I've learnt a lot from Nairaland's great minds.


Some comments would wow you while some would make you do the rolling on the floor kind of laugh.

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Romance / Re: This Guy Has Stolen A Lot Of Our Ladies Heart In Nigeria by Heloct(f): 6:56am On Jun 18, 2020
Why is this guy trending ffs.

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Family / Re: Has Your Mom Ever Used Any Of These On You? by Heloct(f): 1:54pm On Jun 17, 2020
Broom and slippers.

She would beat you and say you want to kill her. grin
Family / Re: Is Age Really Relevant? by Heloct(f): 1:45pm On Jun 17, 2020
Age is relevant.



But living in the moment matters. You don't want to miss your youthfulness thinking about old age.

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Education / Re: Creepiest historical Photos you'll ever find on the internet by Heloct(f): 1:10pm On Jun 17, 2020
TheSourcerer:
Dyers last picture before shooting himself straight from underneath the skull, he was accused of corruption , he then called up a live meeting and brought a gun to everyone's suprise, and before anybody could even get close he shot himself , live videos of this incident still on YouTube
Lol stubborn ones will still check it out okay


I checked this out on YouTube geez
Family / Re: I Have Pleaded With My Wife Not To Chew Gum But She Refuses (advice) by Heloct(f): 5:31pm On Jun 16, 2020
You've turned the family section to fictional section.

Not funny.

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Romance / Re: girls self eh, una just dey suffer una self,please is this pain or fashion? by Heloct(f): 11:48am On Jun 16, 2020
You dunno fashion is pain.
Romance / Re: What's Your Favourite Moment With Your Dad. by Heloct(f): 11:47am On Jun 16, 2020
There was no textbooks or self-help books he didn't get for me.

My best moment with him was during the time we went shopping for provisions to take to my boarding school and he asked me what kind of sanitary towel he should get for me. But the very embarrassed me (I just started at the time) told him to get tissue. I got to school and had to go buy the sanitary towel myself lol

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Education / Re: Pictures Of Federal University Of Technology, Akure by Heloct(f): 9:15am On Jun 06, 2020
Emmaxlee:

I don upload drone pictures

Are you satisfied now undecided
No jor. They should have come first.

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Romance / Re: Do I Have A Problem? Please Help by Heloct(f): 12:02pm On May 28, 2020
Learn to whine them too

Turn am to play.
Romance / Re: If It Were You What Would You Have Done?? by Heloct(f): 11:58am On May 28, 2020
A man said.. 'even in an example, my wife can't be raped'

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Romance / Re: If You Have An Ex, Pls Answer This Question by Heloct(f): 11:56am On May 28, 2020
It depends on my mood.


Sometimes, I delete random pics on my phone maybe ones sent on whatsapp groups so if I come across ex's picture and I'm there, I will keep it. The fine ones especially. Otherwise.. garbage.
Romance / Re: Recommend A Costly but Potent Face Lotion For Me by Heloct(f): 11:52am On May 28, 2020
You can go for long rich products
Romance / Re: Parents Raising Kids To Take Care Of Them At Old Age Is A Bad Idea ! by Heloct(f): 11:49am On May 28, 2020
I owe my parents and other family members and even strangers the best and I will give it to them.


It doesn't matter if they have expectations or not. I will go beyond whatever expectation for them.

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Family / Re: 7 Childhood Memories Every 90’s Born Nigerian Has. by Heloct(f): 8:48pm On May 27, 2020
mizzbouqui:
7.  The reigning shoe
If you want to know the happening kids in school back then, just check out their feet. Most of them wore these.

Which of these things do you remember?

http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/childhood-memories-nigerian/?geoip
Cc:Lalasticlala


This shoe was compulsory in my high school. Just pray you don't start looking for the other leg on assembly days.


I'm familiar with the first and second post. I try.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Remove One From Your Life by Heloct(f): 6:34pm On May 27, 2020
You would have made this a better competition if a phone is up there instead of make up.
Family / Re: My New Boyfriend Saved His Ex Girlfriend's Name As MY LOVE by Heloct(f): 1:03pm On May 27, 2020
He would have left you if the mom had said yes.
You are a second option my dear. You were never relevant to him.

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Education / Re: 15 Things You Might Have Been Doing Wrongly ..(pics) by Heloct(f): 9:59pm On May 21, 2020
emmarocks:
9. When hiding your writing, don’t cross it out with straight lines, write random letters over it instead so that it will be even harder to read..

I do this. Smiles
Romance / Re: Does He Not Want Me Back? by Heloct(f): 12:10am On May 12, 2020
I think he's glad you broke up first. Saved him the stress of hurting you.

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Family / Re: Mention Your Best Hilarious Movies Ever Watched by Heloct(f): 11:50pm On May 11, 2020
The gods must be crazy

The week of

Jexi
Family / Re: Egg Donor Needed Urgently by Heloct(f): 11:38pm On May 11, 2020
crackkhaus:
That's how they will carry the egg of someone who has generational curses in her family without doing proper investigation. grin


grin
Family / Re: My Son Behaves Like Someone With A Low IQ by Heloct(f): 10:59pm On May 11, 2020
There was a time my mom told me she had a dream where she saw my 13 year old brother then crawling like a baby. I was so teary that day cos this boy was too stubborn and dumb.


But now, you'd beg for his talents and intelligence.

You see op, let your boy grow out of it. But try and give him confidence.. if any boy his age torment him, tell him to face him back and stop being a baby to his mate. If younger boy does, please scold him very well.

But you will be amazed at how he will grow and you will whine him with this later in the future.
Family / Re: Would You Pay A Premarital Coach? by Heloct(f): 10:47pm On May 11, 2020
Of course.
People really need to start taking lectures before getting married.
I hate reading sad marriage tales online.

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Family / Re: What Foods Are Absolutely Delicious, But Are A Pain In The Ass To Eat? by Heloct(f): 11:43am On May 10, 2020
Strong meat in parties.

Just like a punishment.
Family / Re: Color Personality : What Your Favorite Color Says About You by Heloct(f): 11:30am On May 10, 2020
I love BLACK!!!

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Romance / Re: What Is The Pettiest Reason Why You Won't Date Someone by Heloct(f): 9:20pm On May 03, 2020
berbz:
tundearthoney@yahoo.com
Done
Romance / Re: What Is The Pettiest Reason Why You Won't Date Someone by Heloct(f): 10:06pm On May 02, 2020
berbz:
I don’t normally ask strangers for their number, but I’ll be pissed at myself if I never see you again, so…


So.. it's not safe dropping contacts here.


Drop your mail. Will leave you a message
Romance / Re: What Is The Pettiest Reason Why You Won't Date Someone by Heloct(f): 12:05am On May 01, 2020
berbz:
can we be friends
Sure
Romance / Re: What Is The Pettiest Reason Why You Won't Date Someone by Heloct(f): 7:46pm On Apr 30, 2020
berbz:
I got that from your moniker
Oh yes. That's smart

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