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RichyAD:
I too dull

Yeah you're too dull.. But don't be too hard on urself. I know your Father, he is far worse than you. You can still do better though

Thandiubani:
True Story About Ghanaian Pastor Bathing Church Members During Crossover Night

By Alexander Thandi Ubani

Following viral reports of a pastor bathing church members in a basin to cleanse them of evil spirits and welcome them into the new year in order to prosper, I decided to research more about the so-called pastor.

My findings

I found out that the man seen in the viral video is known as Mark Mensah, CEO of Phens Multimedia, a media organization based in Ghana. He is popularly called Pastor Blinks. I also found out that the man is not even a pastor but a skit-maker who deliberately make videos mocking pastors and the Christian faith. The videos are edited and published as if it happened in real life without any hint to viewers that it’s a skit. Many people watch the videos, curse pastors believing that what they watched actually happened.

In fact, he had in the past shared a video claiming to be a pastor and touching the private part of his members. There is also a video of him giving his so-called church members a drink from the water he used to bath. He has also appeared in a video posing as a pastor and praying for a woman’s underwear.

Sometime ago, Prophet Osei Kumchaha called on the police to arrest Mensah for ridiculing Christianity and putting out offensive contents about pastors as if it happened in real life without providing information to viewers that it was all acted. The prophet said Mensah profits by making offensive video while portraying himself as a man of God, then post the videos on his YouTube handle (hitzGH tv) for people to click, argue and make offensive comments about Christianity while he makes cool money.

I stumbled on his YouTube page where I saw him asking people if they think the video was real or acted. He then went ahead to show how he made the video. Note, this is after he had posted an edited version of the video on Facebook and raked in millions of views from people who had thought the video was real.

Conclusion

There is nothing wrong in making skits about pastors, however there should be at least a disclaimer to warn people that such sensitive videos are not real. Making such videos to ridicule, mock and misinform people about Christianity at a time they are celebrating Christmas is an evil act.

The videos misinform people, rile them against Christianity, make them question their religion, subject their faith to ridicule and incite the public against their beliefs.

Alexander Thandi Ubani
thandiubani@yahoo.com

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/6920220/pastor-bathes-female-church-members

On the same video the man said,people will be home now criticizing him without knowing the power of what he is doing. And you're here talking about skits. Did you hear people saying Amen? By the way which women will allow her naked body to by used on skit? Is it not the same man that shaved ladies pubic hair last time? Forget you story,you can't deceive me.

Islie:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-bashir-tofa-93-presidential-candidate-is-dead

Pls guys there was a thread about one Ghanian arm robber and some Niger-rians Arrested in Nigeria here weeks ago, pls someone should help me with the link.

dazzlingd:
Happy new year everyone.

Money is sweet and all the daily struggles of life from going to school to learning a skill or taking a professional course or learning a trade is all to one goal; to make money and plenty of it. However in the cause of searching for this golden treasure, we often forget some things that taste better than money.

1. Good health:

The day you lose your health is the day you will realise that being in good health is the most important thing in life. There are wealthy people in poor state of health that wish they could trade their entire riches for a good health. If you can sleep and wake up without pills, eat and excrete, breath in and exhale, walk, run and jump. Having your internal and external organs functioning perfectly. You don't know the treasure you have

2. Family

When you wake, you have your loved ones no matter where they are in good condition, you have your parents in good state, it could be your spouse, your children or siblings. You have a people to lean on when in trouble and laugh together in victory. If you have these, you dont know how many people envy you quietly. Don't wait till you lose it before you realise

3. Peace of mind

Mental health, being emotionally and psychologically sound. Nothing beats these things. You aren't suffering any police case, you aren't a suspect of robbery, murder or fraud. Nobody is chasing your life. You are not running from bitter enemies. You not being set up. Not a victim of circumstances and disasters. Those suffering these abandon their dreams of chasing money to running to and fro the earth looking for peace.

Once again, I wish you a successful 2022, live the life and enjoy every moment.
And for those who might be suffering any of he above, I wish you a better year 2022, good health, peace of mind and a happy family plus more money.

Like the curious case of Benjamin button, each year will come and go, enjoy the moment, live a life you are proud of and if at any moment you aren't happy with the choices you made, I hope you have the strength to start all over again and stay happy.

How can you have 1 and 3 without money?

dangotesmummy:
I'm at rest please speak for yourself

you miss quoted me.I was asking if he thinks everyone in Nigeria has no rest of mind.

FarahAideed:
Why ban Night clubs instead of properly regulating them

The man is a dictator. I wonder if there is any law that gives governor power to do that.

Cultistupdate:
The pictures that is been sent to me is very very disturbing as these cultist are killing themselves in Warri Delta states. So I'm advising nairalanders if you have a brother who is in any of the afore mentioned group in warri Delta state tell them to start running immediately, the killing pictures and videos we are getting is no joke. Some will be posted soon

Op why are you telling them to run? They knew what they entered, so let them face the music.

Pat081:
remember she is not in Nigeria that she will not have rest of mind

See somebody's mentally. So Dangote,otedola,Cubana,e-money and the rest billionaires don't have rest of mind? Stop revealing ur poverty mentality to the world abeg?

evolution4434:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/pmnewsnigeria.com/2022/01/01/covid-19-adeboye-recruits-1000-prayer-warriors-to-pray-for-nigeria-world/%3famp=1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntpseSkCkhA

Not again. We should be wiser than this now,what's this again in 2022? Chinese don't pray look where they are.Africans

4trking1:
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From 15k last year to 25k? Ha,funny enough I was thinking I need one.

AuntLaVIV:
Click on the youtube link to watch Stonebwoy

Shay this one nan beg?

longetivity:
But traffic has reduced drastically in Lagos nah

Are you serious?

Bola146:
And these dogs will be accusing the police or Buhari doing evil. See your life oponu

Are the ladies not foolish to go meet someone they don't know?

aimmoney9:
WTF.....

2 lives lost and you're laughing?

ExAngel007:
A man has shared the response he received from a
woman he confessed his feelings to.

He wrote a heartfelt message, letting her know he
is physically attracted to her and she's his "spec".

When she didn't respond to his confession, he
asked if she had no comment and she responded:
"I'm sorry Samuel, I am frying turkey."

The man shared the screenshot with the caption:
"Persin way I confess to dey use my feelings fry
turkey, life is tough."

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/12/heartbroken-man-shares-response-he-received-from-a-woman-he-confessed-his-feelings-to.html

Nan Lol I get when I confessed my feelings for her.

Airforce1:
I just got a new hair cut to welcome in the new year 2022

My spirit directed me to get this hair cut maybe I fit blow

See phoros below

Lalasticlala Mynd44

You say new haircut, but you dey show us face
Well,ur phone camera quality is good.

verybadmouth:
300k

What is this? You want stolen car? Though op the price is way too high..650 to 700 should be OK.

References:
https://www.arsenal.com/news/mikel-arteta-miss-manchester-city-match

I tot this guy survived this covid before? So somebody can be infected twice?

Rinoxy:
A friend married his wife as a virgin and has remained faithful to her. He suspected her of infidelity and confronted her, to his surprise she said 'yes I slept with another man since you can't satisfy me'. Imagine the audacity!!!!

Note that this man has tried all he could to be better but she never cooperated with him. She's not remorseful and has been more disrespectful to him since the incident. Mature advice please as his sanity is paramount at the moment.

No advice from me. Let the man continue with her. I can't imagine my wife telling me to my face that she fcked another man. Even Bible made it clear the next action to take.

johncreek:
We hunted a squirrel and down it down with some palm wine.
This took place in Akropong, Eastern Region of Ghana.

The only bush meat I like. I can eat this thing all day

Jidemoo:
Sometimes,I just don't know if it's a crime to be a Nigerian

Others dey go front,we choose to dey go back

So this one now mean say Cameroon don dey front? Appreciate them without insulting your country. Akwa ibo stadium is also good though..Kudos to Cameroon.

dre11:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/12/dog-eats-drunk-herbalists-private-parts-in-calabar/


Pic: The late herbalist’s house.

Hope those girls will learn from this.Next time put ice cream there make dog come link now.

JaneYave:
RIP. Drug kills. Stay away from drugs. I still have not gotten over the death of my favorite Whitney Houston. Drugs destroys silently and ravagely.

How did you arrived at that conclusion? If it was in Nigeria now the story will be about ritual, but now it's drugs becos Ghana don't do rituals. Continue

envoymedia:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CX8DVIJsnnh/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Lalasticlala

The girl used the other guy that came to them to gather moral take slap the guy..Who born you to slap a real guy like that?

Jacky Appia, Van vicker,Juliet Ibrahim, majid,Yvonne Nelson and Nadia Buari wr all supported by Nigeria Nollywood. Now tell me how many Nigerian actors or actress got same support from your movie industry.

Comroguji:
CHIEF UCHE NWOSU FINGERED IN THE SPONSORSHIP OF INSECURITY IN IMO STATE

Chief Uche Nwosu, son in-law to the former Governor Rochas Okorocha have been fingered in the sponsorship of insecurity that has been rocking the once peaceful Imo State all in the bid to make the State ungovernable for the incumbent Governor Hope Uzodimma.

In an intelligence explicitly obtained by our News House from the Nigeria Police Force (NPF), a suspect made useful confessional statements which indicated the former Governor Rochas Okorocha, Chief Uche Nwosu and one Kingsley Uju in the recruitment of ex-militants for shady business.

According to the suspect, former Governor Rochas Okorocha, Chief Uche Nwosu and Kingsley Uju approached one General Banga aka Chike and General Felix aka Sharma (both ex-militants) for recruitment, after the pancake amnesty he, Rochas, offered the Militants in exchange for arm-surrender.

The duo Generals sealed the deal with former Governor Rochas Okorocha and his son in-law, ever since then, they have been unleashing mayhem on the people of Imo State during and after the expiration of his tenure as the Executive Governor of Imo State.

Consequent upon this expository, the authority of the Nigeria Police Force (NPF) had on several occasions, invited Chief Uche Nwosu for questioning, a geature he had neglected hence the manner in which the operatives of the Nigeria Police Force (NPF) effected his arrest warrant, for investigation cannot be stalled.

Various implicatory statements from the suspect, revealed the frequent funding of these criminals and their activities by the former Governor Rochas Okorocha through his son in-law, Chief Uche Nwosu, at various locations in Owerri.

Little wonder while the people of Imo State were thrown into turmoil, the Okorocha's and their dynasty enjoy affluence brewed with the commonwealth of Imo State. It is believed that his arrest would throw more light into the insecurity that had ravaged Imo State in recent time.

. This is good.But when will arrested bandits and boko haram members Aldo confess their sponsors?

Mercychen:
Oh.. I see.
Im very well. Thank you.

Hope you're good too.

Sure i am. By for now

Mercychen:
Lol..you just cracked me up with this story.

Maybe I need that kind of understanding man that will be holding my mouth like you did to your girl hahahahaaa... You're funny.

Very funny I must tell you though in my own case, I don't say bad words. I can just yell a little or scatter body to show disapproval. .

I think I'm better now.

Thanks, dear.

Yeah I'm really not comparing you with her though. The story is just buttress my point that not talking when angry can work wonder..
By the way how are you doing?

Mercychen:
I think not talking when I'm angry would do the trick.

Thanks for your words of wisdom.



He's not 18 yet. Hes Just 16.

I once dated a lady that has anger issue. She gets angry over everything. One day after she was done throwing venom, she came to me and was like,Aaron you hate me right? I said why will I hate you? Then she opened up to me,told me how her anger issue has cost her many relationships. In fact it became Dawn on me that she needs help. When she is angry en,her mouth will be like ak47 raffle..So I made a promise to myself that I was going help her. About a week after my brother who was living in another city came to stay with us,though not same room but same house.. From the beginning I knew they will crash,lol.So this fateful day I can't really tell what triggered the crash,but the moment this girl was about to open her mouth
To start throwing venom I had no choice than to forcefully shut her mouth with my bare hands.She struggled to free herself but I was stronger than her.While doing that I asked my brother to leave the house that moment, and he did.After about 30 minutes I realized her anger was subsiding, so I had to leave her... You need to see how she later thanked me for stopping her from saying things she would have ended up regretting, cos that has been the case with her..I didn't marry her because I left Nigeria and she could not wait for me.Believe me she confirmed that I'm the best man she ever dated,cos I helped managed her flaws..So sometimes not talking when you're angry is the best way to manage anger

Mercychen:
Modified:

All I created this post for was to get help and I don't care if I get bashed because it's typical of nairalanders to throw shades instead of making sensible contributions to help as expected.

For the records, I woke him this morning and asked if he sees me as being harsh, he said No. So, enough with the insults already.

You don't expect him to say you're wicked do you?
But since you have acknowledged your flaws try to work on it..You appear to be a nice person if not you wouldn't have acknowledged ur errors.. First thing I think you should do is don't talk when you're angry..If you're able to do this believe me you'll always have a clearer view everything and also a better judgement.

BadEnglish:
Thank God o. I been wan wait till January, B4 I storm that barrack wey she dey make i beat nonsense comot for their body.

Make NA no joke with me o

How many times then wan release this lady?