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Naija Jokes: The Trial Of An Igbo, Yoruba And
Hausa Man

An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man
were lost in a forest and then captured by
cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the
prisoners that they could live if they pass a
trial. The first step was to go deep into the
forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of
fruits. The three men went their separate ways
to gather fruits.
The Yoruba man came back and said to the
king,”I brought 10 apples.”
Then the king explained the trial to him,”You
have to swallow the fruits without any
expression on your face or you will be killed.
The first apple went in, but on the second one,
he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten
berries. When the king explained the trial to
him, he thought to himself that this should be
easy…. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8and on the ninth berry, he
burst out in laughter and was killed.
The Yoruba man and Igbo man met in heaven
and the Yoruba man asked,”Why did you laugh?
You almost got away with the trial.”
The Igbo man replied,”I couldn’t help it, when I
saw the Hausa man coming with Watermelons!”
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Naija Jokes:

A man escapes from prison where he has been
for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for
money and guns and finds a young couple in
bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at
his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw
how he kissed your neck.” If he wants s*x, don’t
resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells
you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll k*ll us. Be
strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing
my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told
me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it
was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you too!!”
Source: http://ngreports.com/jokes-the-excaped-convict/

The missing part...


Interviewer: Where were you born?
Akpos: Lagos
Interviewer: Which part?
Akpos: What do you mean which part? The
whole
body was born in Lagos.

Source: http://ngreports.com/funny-apkos-jokes-the-missing-part/

Why Nigerian Girls are so Greedy...

I have been sending chat msgs to this
gal as in
“hi”, “hey”, “xup” …since 2009 but
she has
neva replied me! Today i sent,
“232252536421162” to her and after 3mins
she replied “xup handsome, pls which
network
airtime is dis?” And i replied, “its a
NOKIA
torch light serial number” …. and she blocked
me immediately. Pls have I said
anything bad?
Source: http://ngreports.com/joke-why-are-nigerian-girls-so-greedy/

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Jokes:- Pilot and the Mad Man
A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise and suddenly, one of them entered the Pilot’s Cabin;
MADMAN: Teach me how to fly a plane!
PILOT: I would, but under one condition.
MADMAN: What?
PILOT: If you can get your colleagues to keep quiet.
(5 minutes later, the plane was eerily quiet!)
PILOT: Wow! How did you get them to keep quiet?
MADMAN: I opened the door and asked them to go and play outside!
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