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POLICE DEY READ
BIBLE……??!!
On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a
Pastor met a team of policemen who,
quite
naturally, wanted 'something' from him.
Since he was not prepared to
play their games, they asked for his
papers and having combed through
everything
without any offence with which to nail
the 'stubborn' pastor, they now
asked him to open the bonnet of his
car.
A careful scrutiny of the engine number
against what was on paper revealed that
letter 'U' was written in such a way that
it could be mistaken for letter 'V'. That
was all the officer-in-charge needed to
shout "stolen vehicle!"
Sensing trouble, even when he knew he
committed no offence, the pastor called
the OC to say he was a priest to which
the officer replied :"Please, leave that
pastor thing...in any case, if you are
indeed a pastor, then you must have a
Bible in your car, bring it."
The Pastor did as was commanded after
which the officer now ordered:
"Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me".
The incredulous Pastor opened to the
recommended passage and read:
"Settle matters quickly with your
adversary who is taking you to court. Do
it while you are still with him on the
way, or he may hand you over to a
judge, and the judge may hand you over
to the officer, and you may be thrown
into prison. I tell you the truth; you will
not get out until you have paid the last
penny."
The man of God quietly made an
"offering" of "just" N100 to his newly
found "preacher".
"End of service go in peace and argue no
more", said the OC.

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Akpors read from cover to cover of his
book preparing for an examination,Akp
ors' father came into the room and
said''Make sure you pass your exams
or you forget that am your father,
Akpors replied"OK Dad"
5 hours later,Akpors is back from
school
Akpors' father:My son welcome,how
was your exam?
Akpors:Excuse me,do I know you?

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u mean inside d school hostel or off campus

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Armed robber: I will rape all of u!
Girls (crying): Rape us but please leave our
grandma out of it!
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idiot,
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dear

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On the first day of their marriage, just to
enjoy more... wife and husband decided
and agreed not to open the door for
anyone! On that day first, husband’s
parents came to see them, they were
behind the door. Husband and the wife
looked at each other, husband wanted to
open the door, but since they had an
agreement he did not open the door, so
his parents left.
After a while the same day , wife’s
parents came , wife and the husband
looked at each other and even though
they had an agreement , wife with tears
on her eyes whispered , I can’t do this to
my parents , and she opened the door.
Husband did not say anything, years
passed and they had 2 boys and the third
child was a girl.
The father, planned a very big party for
the new born baby girl, and he invited
everyone over. Later that night his wife
asked him what was the reason for such a
big celebration for this baby while we did
not do it for the others!
The Husband simply replied,.....
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because she is the one who will open the
door for me!
Daughters are always so special !!
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P-square wont kill us with their lyrics ooo
I
was listening to their new song
PERSONALLY and i couldn't stop asking
myself which one be HABA HABATICALLY
again?? So now, nowatically, i want to ask
you to comment, commentically at these,
thesetically.. OYA - OYATICALLY LETS GO -
LETS GOTICALLY to be frank- frankatically,
the song is okay- okaytically, bt d lyrics no
mek sense- sensitically. anyways-
anywaytically, dey r makn their
moneytically by singing nonsensically

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Akpos was having sex
with his mistress at
her house,when
suddenly thieves
broke in and he went
out of the house
running as fast as he
could to his house.
When he arrived, his wife asked, "why are
you naked?" ..He
replied,"well, i was
attacked by thieves
on my way home, they
took everything from
me". Wife: So why is a
condom on your
penis?... Akpos...well,
as a grown up man, i
couldn't run home
completely naked.
-the best nigerian jokes

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