₦airaland Forum

Help4rmme2u: its urgent... if you stay around lagos state and environs... a new blackberry torch1 phone z up for grab #18,000..... call me on 07065855692..... goodluck

with one year warranty.... xmas bonanza

its urgent... if you stay around lagos state and environs... a new blackberry torch1 phone z up for grab #18,000..... call me on 07065855692..... goodluck

there z 1 of 100 n 90 depend on choice

Today a king was born to rule the world★★★★★it marked the beginning of hope for mankind★★★★★★★★★★let merry and also celeberate the reason for the season....★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
Wishing all love&laff fan a merry x-mas and newyear in advance★★★★★★★★★★

JOB VACANCY: Ogba Zoo in Benin City,
Urgently needs someone to bath lions and
feed pythons.
Salary 400k. and play with
Tigers
Accommodation and feeding free +private
car.
Pls rebroadcast someone might
need this. Thanks....

courtsey-love&laff

don't forget to like the page below for more

DPGzz: Below 100k, and spacious..

u mean inside d school hostel or off campus

DPGzz: Below 100k, and spacious..

u mean inside d school hostel or off k

yes male hostel space on point, if u nid am holla us

Armed robber: I will rape all of u!
Girls (crying): Rape us but please leave our
grandma out of it!
Grandma (shouting): Leave who out?:
idiot,
do u no when my husband died? Pls rape
all
of us my
dear

love&laff

On the first day of their marriage, just to
enjoy more... wife and husband decided
and agreed not to open the door for
anyone! On that day first, husband’s
parents came to see them, they were
behind the door. Husband and the wife
looked at each other, husband wanted to
open the door, but since they had an
agreement he did not open the door, so
his parents left.
After a while the same day , wife’s
parents came , wife and the husband
looked at each other and even though
they had an agreement , wife with tears
on her eyes whispered , I can’t do this to
my parents , and she opened the door.
Husband did not say anything, years
passed and they had 2 boys and the third
child was a girl.
The father, planned a very big party for
the new born baby girl, and he invited
everyone over. Later that night his wife
asked him what was the reason for such a
big celebration for this baby while we did
not do it for the others!
The Husband simply replied,.....
......
......
.......
.......
........
.......
.....
because she is the one who will open the
door for me!
Daughters are always so special !!
.......
........
.......
.....
Share it, if you like it !

actually the house is a room self contain n its xo neat wt tiles, #150k, xo u gals will discuss hw to share it wt each oda..... no nid 4 bed, plates, n odas just bring ur clothes

for sure now, steady light n free tap water inside....

no one is saying anything abt her

thanks pals m back, pls like the page below

P-square wont kill us with their lyrics ooo
I
was listening to their new song
PERSONALLY and i couldn't stop asking
myself which one be HABA HABATICALLY
again?? So now, nowatically, i want to ask
you to comment, commentically at these,
thesetically.. OYA - OYATICALLY LETS GO -
LETS GOTICALLY to be frank- frankatically,
the song is okay- okaytically, bt d lyrics no
mek sense- sensitically. anyways-
anywaytically, dey r makn their
moneytically by singing nonsensically

if you are a student of uniabuja nd you are needs a room mate, 1room self contain, angle 90 gwagz, free light, n water..... feel at home bed nd neat environ ment..... feel free to call 08164879736, 08168723606

if you are a student of uniabuja nd you are needs a room mate, 1room self contain, angle 90 gwagz, free light, n water..... feel at home bed nd neat environ ment..... feel free to call 08168723606

Akpos was having sex
with his mistress at
her house,when
suddenly thieves
broke in and he went
out of the house
running as fast as he
could to his house.
When he arrived, his wife asked, "why are
you naked?" ..He
replied,"well, i was
attacked by thieves
on my way home, they
took everything from
me". Wife: So why is a
condom on your
penis?... Akpos...well,
as a grown up man, i
couldn't run home
completely naked.
-the best nigerian jokes

yea i blv you brooo

fynest boi i dnt get uuu

i smell tribalism here

dont forget to like the page below, av gat funny jokes coming up next