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now its blocked wot else

mtcheeww stop this

hiv was a disease used to punish humans

e don turn political tins abi

creative mindset

dat is their pocket money

small boy wande

hmm ASUU dis ASUU dat na wa o

guy u try

greatest uniben abeg wetin dey happen for here

i tire for all this school matter oo

airtel rocks

beware of scammers please

it is no longer news sources from news 24 nigeria says THE ABU ZARIA ASUU chapter were giving out food item and beef to their never threatened lecturers, i wonder wen this would end ooo

i nid to know people are reading this before i will continue

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INCREDIBLE JOKE
A father passing by his son’s bedroom,
was astonished
to see the bed was nicely made, and
everything was picked up. Then, he saw
an envelope, propped up prominently on
the pillow. It was addressed,’Dad…..
With the worst premonition, he opened
the envelope and, with trembling hands,
read the letter…
“Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and
sorrow that I’m wr
iting you.I had to elope with my new
girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid
scene with Mum and you. I’ve been
finding real passion with Stacy, and she is
so nice, but I knew you would not
approve of her, because of all her
piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle
clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am.
But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s
pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very
happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
and
has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter. We share a dream of having many
more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone.
We’ll be growing it for ourselves, and
trading it
with the other people in the commune
for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we’ll pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get
better. She sure deserves it!
Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15, and I know how
to take care of myself.
Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit,
so you can get to know your many
grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m
over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in
life than the school report that’s on the
kitchen table!!!!!!
courtsey:love&laff

INCREDIBLE JOKE
A father passing by his son’s bedroom,
was astonished
to see the bed was nicely made, and
everything was picked up. Then, he saw
an envelope, propped up prominently on
the pillow. It was addressed,’Dad…..
With the worst premonition, he opened
the envelope and, with trembling hands,
read the letter…
“Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and
sorrow that I’m wr
iting you.I had to elope with my new
girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid
scene with Mum and you. I’ve been
finding real passion with Stacy, and she is
so nice, but I knew you would not
approve of her, because of all her
piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle
clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am.
But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s
pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very
happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
and
has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter. We share a dream of having many
more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone.
We’ll be growing it for ourselves, and
trading it
with the other people in the commune
for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we’ll pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get
better. She sure deserves it!
Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15, and I know how
to take care of myself.
Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit,
so you can get to know your many
grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m
over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in
life than the school report that’s on the
kitchen table!!!!!!

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Son:daddy,I fell in love & want to date
this
beautiful girl!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s
daughter”
Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.
I have to
tell u something son, but you must
promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is
actually your sister.”
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a
couple of
months later.
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again n she is
even
hotter!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s
daughter.”
Father: “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said
that.
Angela is also your sister.”
This went on couple of times and the son
was so
mad, he went straight to his mother
crying.
Son: “Mum, I am so mad at dad! I fell in
love with six girls but I can’t date any of
them because dad is
their father!”
The mother hugs him affectionately and
says:
“My love, you can date whoever you
want. Don’t
listen to him. He isn’t your father.
if you are the young boy what would you
do?
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A couple was invited to a swanky masked
Halloween Party. She got a terrible
headache and told her husband to go to
the party alone. He, being a devoted
husband, protested, but she argued and
said she was going to take some aspirin
and go to bed, and there was no need for
his good time to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he
went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about
an hour, awakened without pain; and, as
it was still early, decided to go to the
party after all. In as much as her husband
didn’t know what costume she’d be
wearing, she thought she’d have some fun
by watching her husband to see how he
acted when she wasn’t around.
She joined the party and soon spotted
her husband cavorting around on the
dance floor, dancing with every chick he
could, getting a little kiss here and a
warm squeeze there. His wife went up to
him and being rather seductive herself, he
left his current partner high and dry and
devoted his time to this new babe who
had just arrived.
She let him do whatever he wished,
naturally, since he was her
husband. Finally he whispered a little
proposition in her ear and she agreed, so
off they went to one of the cars and they
did it all!
Zowie! Just before unmasking at midnight,
she slipped away and went home, put the
costume away and got into bed,
wondering what kind of explanation he
would have for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came
in. She asked how the evening had been?
He said “Oh, the same old thing. You
know, I never have a good time when
you’re not there.” Then she asked, “Did
you dance much?”
He replied, “You know, I didn’t dance
even one dance. When I got there, I met
Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so
we went into the den and played poker
all evening. But I’ll tell you…from what I
heard, the guy I loaned my costume to,
sure had a real good time!”

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Musa reaches home late at night and
found
his wife and children
already in bed in their one room
apartment. Musa scratched the
back of his wife to get her attention. The
wife said "leave me alone, I don't want".
Musa's child Amina,
who had not slept
thought her mother was refusing some
suya meat said "Dad, if
my mother doesn't want it, give it to me".
If you were Musa what answer would you
give to the child?

# lmao
Three business associates, an Igbo
man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went
to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in
Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly
came in
through the window. It flew across the
table
to where the Igbo man was but he
just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba
man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the
Chinese
man was and was flying close to his
ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for
sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his
mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept
on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly
came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just
chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but
this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at
it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He
then
turned to the Chinese man and asked
"how
much you go buy am?"

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Ekaitte went to the store to buy a
parrot
trained in the USA and asks
the sales person;
"What's so special about this parrot ?"
Sales person says:
"This parrot is a genius and can answer
any
question"
Ekaitte asks the parrot;
"How do I look?"
The parrot replies;
"You look like a fuckin slut?"
Ekaitte gets pissed off and tells the
sales
person that its a very rude
parrot and she cannot buy it despite it
was trained in the USA.
The sales person tells Ekaitte to wait
for 2
mins...
The sales person takes the parrot to
the back
of the store and
shoves the parrot into a bucket of
water
and when he pulls the
parrot out he says;
"if you disrespect the lady out there
again
i'll soak you back in water" and takes
the
parrot back to the store.
Th sales person apologized to Ekaitte
and
says she can ask the
parrot another question.
Ekaitte: "If I come home with one
man
what would you think?" Parrot: "He's
your
husband"
Ekaitte: "Two men?"
Parrot: "Your husband and his brother"
Ekaitte: "Three men?"
Parrot: "Your husband, his brother and
your brother" Ekaitte: "Four men?"
At this time the Parrot turns to the
Sales
person and says:
"Bring back the bleeping bucket of
water
I already told you she's a
slut!!!"

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we just pulled out from ASUU, school resumes dec 1st 2013

this is no rumour again as our dear registrar was spotted on AIT today saying "the school senate has sat and has resolved the issues about resumption" student must resume at the appointed date but exams definitely will not hold this year again...... for more on this story feel free to visit the facebook page on the signature below and read on ...... DONT FORGET TO LIKE THE PAGE FOR UPDATES..

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hello aspirants, i am sly by name, this is simply to notify you that our prestigious uniabuja remedial first list is out and we are still awaiting the second list,, ensure that you check your names on the list near the remedial unit uniabuja.... goodluck