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Christianity EtcRe: It Will Get Easier With Time , I Promise You by HelpYourself(op): 6:31am On Mar 11, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
I feel such pity for the blind fools following you except they're also satanists themselves.

Otherwise they'd get to know that I was actually their friend trying to prevent them falling into the trap you've dug for them.

But at the end of the day, it's their choice not by force.

Next time though, you'd carry your demon-possessed soul and drop your masters the devil's lies on my thread.

Then you'd know how far.

I have done my job here.
Hahahaha

Are you denying you are a masturbation and porn addict ?

Are you not a slave to your penis ?

You are just a weak fraud of an individual. Empty words from an oversexed weakened soul who fantasizes about ..... grin

Now be gone you shame of a man unfit to use the holy name of jesus talkless of speak it

Your spirit is filthy and weak
grin

The filth of your thoughts and fantasies alone I need to cleanse for weeks
Christianity EtcRe: It Will Get Easier With Time , I Promise You by HelpYourself(op): 5:40am On Mar 11, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
You must also be a satanic agent as the Op, if so, no surprises about @bolded.

But if by any chance you're not, run for your life because you're being deceived by someone sent by the devil for that purpose.

What I said is the truth though so it shouldn't be derailing, except from the lies of the devil, then that's expected because that's my job.
Your job is to stop hallucinations and masturbation grin

Too much masturbation weakens a man and they become a plaything to spiritual forces . You have lost all your spirit power. grin

You lack the freewill or power to save yourself. That name jesus in your username is stained by your porn addiction and masturbation.

Everytime you masturbate you over burden yourself with guilt and then you think by denying yourself food and basics you are atoning for your filthy act.. you are just one confused bundle of frustration.

Now I feel guilty for reporting you. I took just only look at you and felt pity.

You really need to feel special or the suicidal thoughts might return won't they ?

grin

Your spirit aura is stained with cum of so many spirits your masturbation has attracted to your side. Those voices you think are Lord jesus speaking to you? They are not.

You need to first of all help yourself before you help others.

You have created so many personas you don't even know which is your real personality anymore grin

You are so weak from your habits hence whenever you forcefully deny yourself basics you induce hallucinations and rage .

My friend you need a psychiatrist quickly as you are loosing touch with reality before you do something drastic .

At first I was wondering why the conflicted aura but now I understand.

You are a victim of your own greed and self induced delusions

You should use the other B monicker and leave this one because to use the name jesus is desecration on his holy name .

I don't even consider myself worthy to use such a name and I am celibate for years now talkless of someone like you who basic sexual urges is his master grin
Christianity EtcRe: Why Many "Likes" Would Send Many Lives To Hell! by HelpYourself(m): 5:17am On Mar 11, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
What else do i expect from an agent of the devil?

You seem to forget that you were the first one to come thread I made to express the grief and pain it was causing you.

I have neutralized your threat so what next satanist?

I told you, it was a mistake you made to threaten me in the first place.

Your master the devil is no match for me, how much more you his servant?

You're nothing but a toy. Try me and see for yourself, either spiritually or otherwise, I am ready to put you were devils belong.

If you had so much spiritual prowess as you claimed, show it now let the whole world see otherwise forever hold your peace.

Such a demon-possessed soul.
Hehehe why are you crying ? grin hehehehe

But you have been crying all over my thread and I am proving you to be a fraud

I say again it's all over you, your insecurity your confusing and lies grin

Powers you say? I have already proven it by showing the world fraud you are and you started crying grin it's so easy for me to spot you guys and when I do you get violent angry and bitter. grin

But like I said step up and I unmask you. grin

I don't serve any master on earth unlike you who serves money grin

You are a spiritual conman and I say it boldly grin

Threatened? Again you expose the fraud you are to the world ;Dalways desperate to send like you were defending some noble cause just to save face cheesy who threatened you? I told you not to bully anyone on my thread and I reported you to the mods so the ban you?

Kai such a fake pastor . grin it's the women in your ministry you manipulate easily though , you twist them and deceuve them , you know what I mean grin

You watch too many movies and have hallucinations from your fits grin

You are an empty barrel sir trying so desperately to silence a raging tsunami grin

The era of religion is over and your fraud is known to all

Spirituality isn't about amassing material.wealth and that's what frsutrates your kind. Your ideology is all about material wealth. grin

You cry and cry because I elightened people and expose your folly grin

Your time is up

But if you need a more personal example DM let me grin

Conman
Christianity EtcRe: It Will Get Easier With Time , I Promise You by HelpYourself(op): 11:01pm On Mar 10, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
Let me also quote you so that they would see for themselves the foolishness of the reporter.
Be calm wait for it grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2020/21 by HelpYourself(m): 10:47pm On Mar 10, 2021
OAM4J:
Really really bad if you no get him and still bad if you no captain him.... I mean...he is not expensive and its a DGW

Except one is gambling between him Sterling, If I have KDB and he is fit, I would have found it difficult leaving him and giving Ikay the armband too...
Good evening bro
Please your assistance is needed with this member who had been constantly harassing me and derailing my threads calling me names despite several warnig s to cease. Thank you

jesusjnr2020:
Satanic agent!
Foreign AffairsRe: Buckingham Palace's Statement On Harry, Meghan Interview by HelpYourself(m): 10:46pm On Mar 10, 2021
Seun:
Prince Charles is involved in everything that is wrong with the royal family. He's probably the one who had concerns about Archie's skin tone.
Good evening Ifeoluwaseun

Please your assistance is needed with this member who had been constantly harassing me and derailing my threads calling me names despite several warnig s to cease. Thank you

jesusjnr2020:
Satanic agent!
Christianity EtcRe: Why Many "Likes" Would Send Many Lives To Hell! by HelpYourself(m): 10:42pm On Mar 10, 2021
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jesusjnr2020:
It appears you don't have any idea who you're really dealing with. Perhaps your master the devil didn't fully reveal it to you. I'm light years spiritually ahead of you, so before you make any move I have already countered it in advance.

What else could you have up your sleeves than lies and false accusations being an agent of the devil?

Would any lie you fabricate against me be much worse than those you and your master have concocted against Jesus my Master?

So bring it on Satan for if you do that to my master, who am I?

The Spirit of God that exposed your disguise to me even before I knew you, is far above the evil spirit controlling you!
[/s]

Again you are sounding drunk and confused grin

You need to control your alcohol consumption my friend.

I didn't cause your frustrations grin.

You talk like a tout and yet quote scriptures. You talk like a hooligan yet try to give some semblance of being religious

You are a confused soul and conflicted fraudster spiritual conman grin

I always enjoy the pain my writings causes your type grin

Like I told you step up and I will unmask you for the fraud you are grin

Dont type too many words
Christianity EtcRe: It Will Get Easier With Time , I Promise You by HelpYourself(op): 9:34pm On Mar 10, 2021
SanctifiedSista:
Interesting write-up
Let's get something clear

1. Testimonies are faith boosters.
2. Leave pastors alone, stop badmouthing them..u can open ur Church & preach wat u tink is best
3. Spirituality is key grin
Your point has been noted

Thank you for sharing it grin
Christianity EtcIt Will Get Easier With Time , I Promise You by HelpYourself(op): 8:46pm On Mar 10, 2021
Well for you to have clicked on my title it means you understand the pain.

I for one even before I took up my spiritual counselling never liked motivational speakers. Do you know why. ? Because they all sound the same why? Because they all rely and talk about everything as if the physical controls everything. When in reality it's the other way around the spiritual controls everything. This is why you have two exact people mirror exactly Zuckerberg's life do e eruthing he did sleep in the same room on the same spot and eat the same food yet they would never achieve the same result why? Because the spiritual controls the physical. Master the spiritual and all falls into place in your life .

I am not saying motivational speakers are useless , no at least they teach you how to speak proper grammar. I am always amazed at how well they try to speak english. grin

Look on a more serious note. Sometimes life just doesn't take it easy with us right ? Sometimes she keeps letting those experiences pile up , and the punches keep coming hit after hit.sometimes it feels like you are on the same spot no matter how fast or how long you have been running.

And to make it worse these religions make it seem like a competition like others are praying better than you or more worthy or grace and blessings than you cause it seems like their life is perfect and they get all the attention imire than you because they pray more and and holier than you?

Nope. We are each on our own path in this earth life. First you need to stop equating material success with spiritual uprightness!!

It's the churches and mosques I blame for this warped way of thinking

Some harsh truths we need to accept. Someone being richer or more successful in material.terms than you doesn't mean they are more upright with God the father !! No!!

Someone getting a job in chevron that your mum has been praying for you doesn't mean that person's mother is holier or more righteous than yours !!

The fact that e eryine comes out to give one testimony every week In week out in your place of worship doesn't mean you aren't living aright ? No these are elucifers ways of thinking !!

Churches aren't supposed to be bringing people out to say these things they are meant it be private .. getting a new car or job isn't what you come out and say thanksgiving in church !! Yes it's worthy to be celebrated but don't bring that it there to make others in that place feel inadequate.

Your new car could be the next man's recovery from a migraine he had the previous night !!!

The spiritual business centers (churches and mosques) have twisted worship of God to be something else.

Listen first learn to be awesome and thankful for all that's right I'm your life and stop listening to those testimonies, they are useless.

Next time someone comes to talk about getting a visa or new job or promotion raise up your hand walk out and say I want to give a testimony 'Thank the Lord for me I woke up healthy without any pain and I had a nice breakfast this morning before coming to church " drop the mic and walk off the stage.

Stop letting this religion of materialism the church is spreading make you ungrateful!

I have had people call me up and rant how things aren't going well for them that rely on their families and this and that and in my mind I am aamzed because these guys are not even thankful for the little blessings they have because they measure their spiritual uprightness by material success and it's really funny to me grin

I have had people whose spiritual aura is so pure call me up and say they are eworrued their paruers aren't answered and this and that , they feel they are missing something spiritually all because their peers are doing better materially and these peers are active in church so are they but they feel there is something they are missing so they run to me for enlightenment expecting to hear some magical expose on why their prayers are not answered. grin

Who said your prayers aren't answered? We have allowed the religion to twist our sense of gratitude. Infact no one is gratitude to the Lord for just being alive anymore until their survive a car accident!

We all take the Lord's blessings and grace for granted so much because Adeboye tells you how he has 3 private jets because and is a man of God grin Oyakhilome will tell you how it was God that gave him his building in Banana island because he is righteous so automatically you equate being righteous with material wealth !! That is not the case!!! Oyedepo will tell you how he can't be serving God and be poor like what? So was it God who made you elect leaders who improvised you ?

This is why they segregate among their members the rich from the poor. They make the poor ones feel like they aren't as righteous as the rich yet indirectly. They give the rich preference and privileges for huge donations .

Lord jesus didn't teach that , neither did prophet mohamed.

Religion has been twisted and distorted.

Let me tell you , what matters in the spiritual isn't your contribution to the church or mosque. Nor does how many buildings you donated to the church or mosque matter . Once you leave this earth life it is all your actions thoughts and words that judge you .

If you like have sent your pastor or imam 5 billion that very day it won't matter ,

You need to understand that we are here to serve and not amass wealth

We must learn to understand why we are here on earth in this life. Each person has his or her own task that brought them here in this earth life .

So learn to pray aright, live right and speak right . Learn what it means to be alive in this would truly . Shun materialism and embrace spirituality.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Many "Likes" Would Send Many Lives To Hell! by HelpYourself(m): 8:10pm On Mar 10, 2021
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jesusjnr2020:
The thief you serve, who comes not, but to steal, kill, and destroy, must be so pained that I'm destroying his works right, that you had to come to this thread to register your grief?

Go tell your master he ain't seen nothing yet!

John 10:10 (KJV)

The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly.

1 John 3:8b (KJV)

For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
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I didn't bother to read it because you religious fanatics hide behind words and scriptures yet perpetuate the most heinous crimes and evil.

Lucifer and his minions quote scripture so fervently , they answer names like pastor, father , jesus lover , righteousness, holyone, upright, holy holy holy , christ lover etc

Yet you lot are so demonic , engage in all sorts of evil and immorality. grin

I know you and I see you grin

Spiritual 419 grin

Your deeds are only hidden to the physical eyes
grin

Step up let me unmask you in front of the whole world

grin
Christianity EtcRe: Why Many "Likes" Would Send Many Lives To Hell! by HelpYourself(m): 5:28pm On Mar 10, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
Satanic agent.
Spiritual fraudsters grin

Hehehee
CrimeRe: Police Raid Anambra Homosexuals’ Hotel Party, Arrest Scores by HelpYourself(m): 11:07pm On Mar 08, 2021
savageyoungboy:
It's not a mental condition. You can see from the causes that it has nothing to do with the mental faculty. I'm saying it's one of the many odd cases of nature and they shouldn't be persecuted.
We have seen conjoined twins and many other odd cases were the general laws of nature are not obeyed. Let us even assume it's a mental illness, people with deformities such as imbecility have been accepted in the society. Why shouldn't gay people be treated the same way? They aren't hurting anybody so why condemn them. As long as you aren't gay or fancy the act, I don't see a reason why you should be threatened by them being around you.
If we can agree that it's a natural cause then we can both agree they shouldn't be persecuted. Even if you say it's isn't a natural cause why should you be threatened by them in the society. If you are afraid your children will copy gays and try to be like them, then the same idealogy you use to condemn gay you can use it to preach to your children from not being gay since it isn't a natural cause.
The rate at which gay people are popping up is alarming. Yet for one reason or the other Nigerians have choose to ignore it and put a law to persecute them.
Americans have gone through that road. If you read the whole article in that link you will see that there was a time in American history when gay people were executed. At the end Americans saw that what's at the end of that road is oppression and injustice. Now they not only give gay people their right to be free but have also given them a platform where they can meet themselves.
Nigerians on the other hand keep condemning them and ignoring the fact that they weren't the ones who made themselves. If we were all given a chance to make ourselves everybody could have made his/her self 100% perfect but sadly that's not the case, everyone has him/her own share of defects.
At the end it's wrong and hypocritical for Nigeria to preach equality for all and condemn the homosexuals.
I have gay friends but even they know my stance

Homosexuality is a choice and a condition

Fini
CrimeRe: Police Raid Anambra Homosexuals’ Hotel Party, Arrest Scores by HelpYourself(m): 11:07pm On Mar 08, 2021
Depepper:
Celibacy is definitely a choice. You choose to be a celibate, because it's a practice.
Biologically speaking it is not a behavior. But socially it is and we all know anything social occurs by influence and experience.
Please sexual orientation is a behavior as well as choice. It is a very complicated term.
Homosexuality is a choice

Fini
CrimeRe: Police Raid Anambra Homosexuals’ Hotel Party, Arrest Scores by HelpYourself(m): 4:12pm On Mar 08, 2021
savageyoungboy:
This is one of the problem of Africa. If you feel what's posted there is trash you should go and do your own experiment and come out with your own ideas instead of drawing ideas from your blocked head.

From your first two points I have already seen that it will be a total waste of valuable time arguing with you. You don't have any reasonable point to drop but you are ready to condemn everything even an article from a source like wikipedia with references from other sources LOL.
Make your point clear and stop asking me stupid questions from an entirely different context
Go and read about celibacy

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celibacy#:~:text=Celibacy%20(from%20Latin%20c%C3%A6libatus)%20is,a%20religious%20official%20or%20devotee.
Homosexuality even in animals is so odd that it's documented everytime

You are actually alluding to the fact that gay men are so odd and less than animals is that what you are saying ?

You have started tossing insults again another rflaw I find in your kind.

When you are able to accept that while being gay doesn't make you evil it is a mental illness or at best a mental condition to do with weak.will grin

Cheers
CrimeRe: Police Raid Anambra Homosexuals’ Hotel Party, Arrest Scores by HelpYourself(m): 9:21am On Mar 08, 2021
savageyoungboy:
Follow the wikipedia link and go to the section were it says causes and read
Funny adult!
That is information posted by gay people and obviously trash

I asked you a question pls answer. Is my celebacy genetic or a choice?

grin
CrimeRe: Police Raid Anambra Homosexuals’ Hotel Party, Arrest Scores by HelpYourself(m): 7:50am On Mar 08, 2021
savageyoungboy:
This could have been good news if homosexuality wasn't a natural cause

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality

For those that want to argue, I finally get a break from my exam so I'm ready
Is this the level you decide to sink to now ? smiley

Now you claim nature is responsible for a choice you make.?

I guess nature is responsible for my celebacy? Funny child

grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Key Is Simple by HelpYourself(op): 7:48am On Mar 08, 2021
Pacyrus:
Thank you for the insight.
You are welcome.
PoliticsRe: After Blasting Sunday Igboho Adeyinka Grandson Blames Igbos For Crimes In Yoruba by HelpYourself(m): 3:00pm On Mar 07, 2021
flokii:
Of course truth is offensive to you..

But you and your liles go about calling Yorubas names, caiming you were betrayed and whatnot.

The earlier you accept that your people are the architect of division in Nigeria, the better for you. Nonsense!
You clearly do not know me

I am not interested 8n your politics simply stating your comment is. Very offensive and doesn't belong where educated and elightened people gather .

I have done my part you will be banned.

Cheers
PoliticsRe: After Blasting Sunday Igboho Adeyinka Grandson Blames Igbos For Crimes In Yoruba by HelpYourself(m): 2:22pm On Mar 07, 2021
This is so offensive please everyone should go there them report that channel for harmful and hateful content

Simple
Christianity EtcRe: The Key Is Simple by HelpYourself(op): 2:05pm On Mar 07, 2021
QuoteMeAndDie:
Reading

cool
Enjoy it please
Christianity EtcRe: Must Every Believer Speak In Tongues As An Evidence Of Having The Holy Spirit? by HelpYourself(m): 10:19am On Mar 07, 2021
Hahahahahahahaha

What nonsense

grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Visits Iraqi Christians Who Suffered Under IS (Photos) by HelpYourself(m): 10:18am On Mar 07, 2021
naijadrivablog:
Blood thirsty sons of Ishmael.

Violence is their calling.
And you were on in a previous life grin

Time to make amends while you can
Christianity EtcThe Key Is Simple by HelpYourself(op):
Good deeds
Two words , they seem so simple right ? But it's the hardest thing yet for most people to do.

The fact is whether you choose to believe that you have been here on earth before as a different person or not is irrelevant the spiritual laws run their course your ignorance is irrelevant to them.

Imagine those whose businesses are destroyed in Kano for contravening their sharia laws , irrespective of whether you know the law exists or both their will run their course. Just like driving down a street in Lagos Abuja or Anambra that is one way, the traffic wardens will apprehend you irrespective of it's your first visit to the state and didn't know that road is one way you will still be held guilty.

Same with the spiritual laws . They run their course whether you believe or not.

You have been here before and all your experiences in this earth life be you kenyan , Ghanaian, South African or Nigerian from your birth place to race to tribe to social circumstance in this earth life are all decided as a result of your past deeds.
This is why I usually tell people, spend less time grieving about your current circumstances and make good that which you can , start from your immediate environment.

Sow good seeds, do good deeds!! As simple as these weirds sound yet these are the hardest things for people to do I have noticed

Most people's general idea of good deeds are deeds which they have Control over or which they have some sort of guaranteed mention or gratitude coming their way

They will rather help people whom they feel tomorrow they may reap some sort of reward from . Such deeds are intellectually planned hence will give you no spiritual benefits.

Any deed which you are going to reap some benefit be it reputation wise or the receipent can offer a repayment or some sort of similar assistance to you in future that is all you will benefit.

Spiritually good deeds are meant to aid in lessening the effects of returning past deeds.

Sometimes you see someone who is experiencing some tragic event as unexpected like loos of a child or loved one or facing some hard health challenges these are all results of past karma form previous lives.

The laws of God are not cruel neither are their mischievous, everything that happens to you , were you are born your material circumstances are all as a result of your past deeds in precision life times.

Some one close to me recountef a story of an aunt who just lost her child and immediately it was revealed to me this lady had so many opportunities to sow good seeds but choose to focus on herself and her personality gratification only . I explained this to he grieving lady who immediately exclaimed that it was correct ,the aunt in question who lost her child benefitted immensely form relatives in her younger years and later in life was never one to aid anyone or assist those in need save for the usual church display or philanthropy which is never living but dead.

I have seen things like this numerous times. Times without number. People are victims to the past returning seeds they sowed which God in his infinite wisdom allowed them several opportunities to sow seeds to lessen the returning karma but they more often than not ignore these opportunities.

For example the lady who lost her child, had it been she had been sowing good seeds the returning effects of karma would not have claimed her child's life ,at most the child may have broken an ankle or fallen terribly sick but surely recovered



Most people think their pastors or imams can guarantee their safety or them and their families . grin

They will rather kneel before Adeboye ,Oyedepo Oyakhilome and the pope than do the right thing by taking responsibility for their lives and sowing good deeds.

But thor isn't entirely their fault alone . The religions today have been so designed and manipulated to make it seem like your pastor ,imam or General overseer has the power to save you from anything! grin

How funny this is , they can't even save themselves form a common cold or disease talkless of saving you grin

What can guarantee you peace of mind is sowing more good deeds than evil ones so whenever returning karma from evil deed sof past lives or even present come your spirit is so enveloped in good aura that at worst you make lose a phone instead of a limb or you may cut a finger in kitchen by mistake instead of loosing your life .

Mind you ,the laws of God are perfect you cannot Manipulate them by intentionally doing evil and running around doing good deeds thinking you can deceive them!! No way, they see your heart and all.

Go around people struggling with one form of issue or the other get to know them personally one thing that will strike you is their inability to be selfless. grin

They seek solutions to all their issues when they can't just do that which comes nearest to them.

They hurt their family members at home but go out to be saints and yet they expect grace

They find it do hard to be selfless yet seek help with addictions and strive and this amazes me honestly cheesy

Just go over any thread of people cooing with addictions get to know them ,these are individuals who has lost their spirit strength,they can't even bestir themselves enough to help anyone. There in lies their judgement and sentence. Until they find the will to put others first their malady shall though abate but return in full force.

Let me tell you a secret , your salvation lies always in that one thing hardest for you to do.

You need help in whatever yet being nice comes hardest to you there lies your salvation

Speaking truth comes hardest to you ? There lies your salvation

That thing which is so difficult for you to do then that's the one thing the devil is using to hold you down

Learn to do good in simplicity and truth and watch how things turn around for you.

Spend less time paying money to church and mosques and do good to total strangers which no one will ever hear of

Then see the gates of blessings over shadow you

Have a great day
Christianity EtcRe: On Departing This Life by HelpYourself(op): 10:34pm On Mar 06, 2021
[quote author=babatunji91185 sitting quietly no[/quote]Did you just copy the poster above comment ?

grin
HealthRe: 23% Of Lagosians Had COVID-19 In 2020 - NCDC Survey by HelpYourself(m): 9:55pm On Mar 06, 2021
Seun:
Sadly those people can still be infected with the South African variant against which the Oxford/Astrazenica vaccine of which we intend to get 10 million doses is barely effective. The vaccines can easily be updated and I think they really should do that right away.
Good evening

Please the below member has been harassing people on my thread
Jaqenhghar:
Tell that to your dog there. Im not one of your minions angry angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2020/21 by HelpYourself(m): 9:54pm On Mar 06, 2021
OAM4J:
Really really bad if you no get him and still bad if you no captain him.... I mean...he is not expensive and its a DGW

Except one is gambling between him Sterling, If I have KDB and he is fit, I would have found it difficult leaving him and giving Ikay the armband too...
Good evening

Please the below member has been harassing people on my thread
Jaqenhghar:
Tell that to your dog there. Im not one of your minions angry angry angry

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