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Politics / Re: IGP Orders Arrest Of Policemen And Witnesses For Testifying In Favour Of Wike by Heluwajohnson(m): 10:35am On Oct 03, 2015
anonimi:



If you, your extended family & friends are lawless and have a culture of impunity, please speak for yourself. Ok

Mass education is the way to change orientation and culture of EVERYONE towards a Law & Order society anchored on the EQUITY of all citizens before the courts & law enforcement agents, not the scapegoat mentality of DickTATOR Buhari that leaves out his utterly lawless & CORRUPT campaign sponsors, friends & relations. Not so

Meanwhile Buhari's record on this needed EDUCATION throughout his life as a public servant is total & complete FAILURE.




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Ur à fool
A Very useless fellow
And an oblivious psycho...
Yu said hé had no educational record?..
I tot google ia now peoples help?....
Oh! It excaped ma mind dat I just replied an Ignorant warlord
Politics / Re: Drop Your Best Wishes For Nigeria At 55 by Heluwajohnson(m): 2:55pm On Oct 02, 2015
ragiluhivo:
Ur à public ignorant Fool
When u use d adjective humble, it is synonimous to POOR!
Politics / Re: Drop Your Best Wishes For Nigeria At 55 by Heluwajohnson(m): 10:25am On Oct 01, 2015
ragiluhivo:
I wish disintegration to one Nigeria....I wish the zoo failure and economic meltdown.

Nothing good will ever come out from one Nigeria and anyone hoping or thinking others is delusional and needs to seek help.

The Zoo must continuously fail
Let mhi be sincère with u, because u said Those words, Let it be into as u have wished this humble country
Politics / Re: Buhari Opens Up On Saraki’s Corruption Trial - Video by Heluwajohnson(m): 8:15am On Sep 30, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
"if PMB could destroy the economy because of he's looking for saints to direct the affairs of this zoo, and at the end he comes up with amaechi and fayemi, I'm sorry to say,he's a m a d man. Anything that makes amaechi a saint and fit to be a minister, then saraki is fit to rule the senate. Sahara reporters(tinubu) interviewing PMB, midolian should tell the whole world what he stands to gain in publicizing SR". Quote me anywhere
Ur brain reflects exactly thé way ur username sound
OZAEGBERE........

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Politics / Re: Mu’azu, Kashim Imam, Escape Death by Heluwajohnson(m): 11:05am On Sep 26, 2015
criminalmindz:
WHO SAY BUHARI NO DEY FEAR?
THE ALLISONS VS BUHARI
"Why Has Buhari and His APC Attack Dogs Quietly Retreated From Attacking Diezani Alison-Madueke?What does Buhari want to be kept a secret concerning his cowardly withdrawal from the media lynching of the former Petroleum Minister and first female OPEC President?As you may be aware, Alison-Madueke's husband is Rear Admiral Allison Amaechina Madueke, a retired Nigerian naval officer. He was military governor of Anambra State from January 1984 to August 1985, and then of Imo State until 1986.The husband of the former Petroleum Minister is a retired General just like Buhari and the whole attacks on his wife by the APC finally came to a head about a month ago.Madueke booked an appointment to see Buhari and Buhari was happy to see him thinking he wants to come and beg, so they can carry news of their meeting as propaganda as this irresponsible government often does.When he got to Aso Rock, Madueke warned Buhari over the attacks on his wife.Sources in Aso Rock say, Buhari was apologizing, that he didn't send anyone to do what they are doing. Madueke said that if they think his wife went to school for nothing they are mistaken. Or that in her 5 years in the petroleum ministry she didn't uncover corruption during Buhari's time, then he is mistaken.That if he hears one more assault on his wife from Buhari and the APC, in any format, he will personally call a world press conference and expose all their dirty oil deals dating back to the very beginning of discovering oil.He threatened that when he exposed how the Northern has raped this country's petroleum resources, they can kiss Nigeria goodbye, because the people of the Niger Delta will know the extent of the injustice done to them by Northerners.People who witnessed this meeting say Buhari was shaking. Begging, that he never attacked Diezani. He never sent anybody to write anything. The man told him off, saying, "But you read those reports that said my wife was running after you in the tarmac, that she greeted you and you did not answer her greeting?! Did you disclaim them?!! Did you tell people it did not happen?!" They said, Buhari was apologising that Madueke should calm down.Madueke finished what he had to say and walked out. Buhari's aides were stunned.Since then, nobody has even tweeted anything about oil, Diezani, etc.

We know the Apc e rats won't love this story. But we are daring Apc to go the media and make just one noise about madueke
My brother u are à GOAT
Politics / Re: Saraki’s Travail: Buhari’s Connection, Tinubu’s Input - VANGUARD by Heluwajohnson(m): 11:51am On Sep 23, 2015
naijaGhandi:
The moment Dr saraki got the seat of the Sp in the most desperate manner. I knew his temporary shelter in politics was that seat. Of SP but when it comes to the future, he's lost his permanent safety in politics. now, it's glaring to all and sundry that he can never be president of this nation no matter what he gives to the masses. It is well.
UR BRILLIANT

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Politics / Re: I Sometimes Miss My Way In Aso Villa - President Buhari by Heluwajohnson(m): 11:48pm On Sep 18, 2015
tommysparks:
your dullness is without comprehension, no wonder u can't comprehend my statement. I pity the person who gave u money for school fees, it would have been better to throw the money into river Niger or river benue.
Ar u kiddin me?
Then I challenge ur dullness to a duel
Politics / Re: I Sometimes Miss My Way In Aso Villa - President Buhari by Heluwajohnson(m): 12:21pm On Sep 17, 2015
tommysparks:
Senile dementia. And how can he even remember the length and breadth of nigeria
Who told u aso rock has length and breath, wat is length, have ever been to aso rock before?
My brother if you think the duty of the chief of ARM staff is measure the length and breadth of His palace, Then u just be a perpetual dullard
Politics / Re: I Sometimes Miss My Way In Aso Villa - President Buhari by Heluwajohnson(m): 12:14pm On Sep 17, 2015
nnachukz:
Dullardkpo never ceases to amaze us. Anyway Villa no be your mud house for daura. It is expected.
The interesting part about beings like you, is dat u don't kno ur an illiterate but weneva u make a comment, ur comment calls u a perpetual illiterate
Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila Replies Tambuwal, Says, “i’ve Moved On” by Heluwajohnson(m): 3:59pm On Aug 12, 2015
doublewisdom:
Like a slave, Gbajabiamila has humbly accepted the "Incompetence" tag from Alhaji Tambuwal and has moved on.
Good afternoon sir
U called urself doublewisdom. Wow!
Ur level of wisdom sir, GLITTERS AS THE BOTTOCK of a BABOON.
Thank u sir.
Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila Replies Tambuwal, Says, “i’ve Moved On” by Heluwajohnson(m): 3:59pm On Aug 12, 2015
doublewisdom:
Like a slave, Gbajabiamila has humbly accepted the "Incompetence" tag from Alhaji Tambuwal and has moved on.
Good afternoon sir
U called urself doublewisdom. Wow!
Ur level if wisdom sir GLITTERS AS THE BOTTOCK of a BABOON.
Thank u sir.

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Politics / Re: 10 Reasons Why I Think Biafra Aggitators Are Making A Mistake by Heluwajohnson(m): 8:02pm On Aug 10, 2015
Validated:
First of all, I want to state that I am an Iboman from Delta State. My community shares boundary with Edo State and I have lived in Nigeria for most part of my life. I have lived with the Hausas (served in the Core North), have lived with the Edos (schooled, lived in Benin and other Edo Towns both North and South), and have lived with the Yorubas. I have lived, worked and traveled across the South Eastern Nigeria (Onitsha - Awka - Nnewi - Ekulobia - Enugu- Owerri - through Port Harcourt). My work took me to places like Oturkpo, Makurdi through to Wukari in NE. I have also lived in Lagos for over 10 years. So, as far as Nigeria is concerned, only places Sokoto in NW and and Calabar in SS may be strange to me. I have also lived in abroad. In fact, I had Asians, Europeans, African-Caribbean, etc as neighbours and friends. Why go through all of these? Well, I want to dispel the idea that this is another impostor "none Igbo trying to write about Igbo.

Now to the point of why I think that the Ibos/Igbos (whichever suits you) are better off in Nigeria than a disintegrated Nigeria or Biafra.
Caveat: I may not have exhausted all the issues here but at least some of these are germane and I have offered my opinion on them.
Crucify me if you chose to, but when you do lay your head on your pillow tonight, rummage over these again.

i. Northern hegemony and perceived marginalization:
True as this may seem, I do not quite agree that the we are right to continue to reflect on the civil war events and the fact that Biafra was not achieved, thereby concluding that Nigeria cannot work or we do not belong here. In many developed countries of the world, there have always been issues of domination and marginalization. However, disintegration have never solved the problems, because after you disintegrate, you would be faced with a much bigger problem of integration. The perceived Northern domination in Nigeria can never continue forever. Politically, they could for some time, but we should rather strive for economic dominance. In fact, in many nations, the man with economic power is the true leader, not political power. If we sincerely desired political relevance, since 1970, immediately after the civil war we would have pursued our political growth as much as we pursued our economic growth. If we did that, by now we should have produced the president. Rather than cry over Biafra, we should work to build Nigeria and demand what is due to us. If we have the economic power, soon, we would be influencing the political power. Take a look at South Africa, who do you think truly rule South Africa? ANC? No, the whites do! In Johannesburg, for exmple, the gate keepers are all blacks, yet they are in government.

ii. The Buhari/Jonathan factor and 2015 Elections:
Many of us who supported Jonathan may feel that the the S/West and North joined forces to "rob" us political of power. Well, I want to tell us the bitter truth. Yes! North and South West alliance was to the detriment of the SE/SS in 2015 elections. However, if PDP and Jonathan performed excellently well, this would not have happened. Jonathan did his best and I praise him for his effort, but an average performance is not what the world seek today. Nigeria is one of the most complex countries in the world. As such, a Nigerian leader must be a no-nonsense person. A person who can look at his benefactor in the face and rebuke him/her. Jonathan did not fit into that. Like many have said, it is still too early to judge Buhari. However, if he is still wobbling and fumbling as he is doing now and not able to fight corruption to a stand-still (not minding political association), then he would have failed also. So if by then Nigerians still shout "Sai Baba", we can begin to be worried.

iii. Economic facts:
Ibos are the biggest traders and businessmen in Nigeria today. A business needs population to thrive. By the United nations Population growth analysis, by 2050 (that is 34 years from now), Nigeria will be the 3rd most populous nation in the world. In fact from 1950 when Nigeria was ranked 13th to 2015, Nigeria has displaced 6 nations to rank 7th. This is in spite of high infant and maternal mortality rate.
The UNDP/WPP project that by 2050, Nigeria would have overtaken Pakistan, Indonesia, Brazil and USA to rank 3rd, after China and India.
See pages 29 -30 http://esa.un.org/unpd/wpp/Publications/Files/Key_Findings_WPP_2015.pdf. Now you can understand why some big corporations are already strategically positioning themselves to take advantage of this huge untapped market. How does this affect the Ibos? With Biafra, we would have lost this huge market. By the way, our economy is one of the less regulated in the world. So, you have people make super-profits and pay little to no taxes. We produce and sell whatever we want to, but go out. For you to open a barbing or hair dressing saloon or even restaurant, you must have be qualified, registered with authorities and you are subjected to regular inspections. Now if you circumvent the laws as we do here, you are likely to be jailed. Once jailed, your record has "finished" you economically. So, when you hear people say Nigeria is the best country to live do not doubt them.

iv. Nigeria Restructuring:
Today, the cry in the South is that Nigeria should be restructured. Truly, the cry is higher now under Buhari especially because of the defeat of Jonathan and perceived dumping of the Confab report. I am an advocate of a restructured Nigeria. It may seem impossible but I am optimistic that it would happen soon. If not under Buhari, but some days in not-too-distant future, this will be implemented. Much as the North may choose to pretend that the Confab report is rubbish, majority of Nigerians know that this document holds the key to unlocking the great potentials that Nigeria has. With a restructured Nigeria, this nation will be able to tap into the resources that are within our very reach for which oil has beclouded our visions. So, my brethren from across the Niger should rather speak with one voice on restructuring of the nation rather than call for Biafra. Then again, if the centre is made weak as is being suggested, that means each region would fend for themselves. How would the SE survive? Have we thought of that? Because, a restructured Nigeria would give us the opportunity to role-play Biafra. A mock of a sort. Are we going to be looking up to the oil producing communities for money to pay salaries like Okorocha is doing now

v. Oil and Resource Control:
Well, this is by far one of the most over-flogged issue in Nigeria. True that the oil wealth is being shared to some none productive states and the obvious cry would be let us have our oil and gas. I listened to Ben Bruce on his "Hope For Nigeria" story and how he challenged all of us Nigerians, young and old to wake up. He even "drove in" his electric powered car to drive home the fact that oil is fast losing its value. The oil industry is fast losing its relevance in the world. In the past we relied on Coal, where is Coal today? If cars are being powered by Solar energy and batteries, who says that they can increase capacity on other sources of energy? Today, due to environmental degradation, the world is already looking at reducing usage of fossil fuel. What happens to a nation with just oil as her only resource then? So, a hurried Biafra State in the hope of having the oil revenue exclusively to "us" may turn out to be a bad dream or nightmare. Sorry for my choice of words.

vi. Religion-Politics:
I am scared to go into this this because many will call me names. However, just to say that in as much as we fear that the Muslim faith has an agenda to Islamize Nigeria, we Christians should also trust our Bible. Our God called us to go out and win souls unto the Kingdom and that the weapons of our warfare are not canal. So, if the Muslims have such agenda, we have a bigger one which is to preach the Gospel, win back all lost souls and God willing we live in peace. Then again, the issue of Boko Haram comes to the fore. Well, we all know that anything that has a beginning must have an end. I am sure that very soon, this will become a thing of the past so that we can all live together in peace. Again do you know that in some countries with 95% Christians are also bedeviled with "Mafia organizations and gangsterism?' Have you not heard of Italian Mafia or the Mexican Drug rings? Are those not Christians? Truth is that every religion has its own black sheep so you and I have a big job or winning back these souls for Christ. We have to pray for them to repent. Dumb you may say, but it is a time tested dumbness that has worked.

vii. Sincerity and Trust:
We Igbos do not trust ourselves. Much as the Hausa-Fulani may disagree, they would still find time to sit together under whatever guise and produce an arrow-head that the rest of Nigeria will somehow relate with. The same with the Yorubas. They can orchestrate whatever drama, but at the end, they have a leader, accepted or not. Today, when Tinubu or Obj speaks they queue behind him. In the North, when Buhari speaks, the North follow. Who do we have from the East? As the saying goes " ... a rolling stone gathers no moss". So, even in a Biafra republic, the Arochukwu man and the Anambra man would still fight to finish because we do not trust our neighbour. Asaba and/or Kwale man will cry of marginlisation, then I begin to wonder what the Etche, Urhobo, Ijaws and Ibibio would do, that is if they are part of Biafra? it will be a big crisis that why that will be on, the other Nigerians will 'come to help' their brothers and sisters as Russia is helping Cremia and Eastern and southern Ukraine now.

viii. National capacity:
Those advocating for a separate state or Biafra have not fully grasp the capacity constraint in building a new republic. In the first instance, there would be very high economic losses occasioned by displacements and restarting. Take for example a big business like Diamond Bank which by all intent and purpose is seen as an Eastern-Nigerian Bank. How would such an entity survive with closure and refocusing of her business? A severed Nigerian state would be hostile to such a business which may lead to closure. If you replicate this scenario across all businesses owned by Igbos and operating in Nigeria outside of the SE region, you will realize that the attendant losses that would follow such a decision be so colossal that recovery in two decades would be impossible. How about Igbos who own houses in major Nigerian cities? For example, in Abuja, most of the new developments and hotels are owned by Igbos. I guess you may argue, that it is the same like having property or businesses in say Ghana or Benin republic, but hell NO! We are talking of having a property or business in a hostile neighbouring country. It is quite different, no matter what a UN resolution says, UN will not come down to Ifako-Ijaiye for example to mediate. So, in effect most of what the Igbos have acquired in other parts of Nigeria would be practically lost or best case sold for peanuts.

ix. Cultural Integration:
Cultural integration within Nigeria may not have been fully achieved, but we are already getting there. In a new republic, integration is always a big issue. A case in mind is South Sudan. When the struggle for independence was on little did the people envisage the crisis that would follow. After achieving independence came the issue of nation building. As reported "ten thousand people have been killed and more than 1.6 million have been internally displaced since civil war broke out in South Sudan in December 2013. Ignited by a political struggle between President Salva Kiir and his former vice president Riek Machar, the conflict escalated into ethnic violence". Can a new Biafra afford that? Guess you would think that all Igbos are the same "ethnic group", think again. It is when you get there you will realise that there are several dialectical differences, cultural difference and by extension marginalization stories and requests to be with "kiths and kins" in Nigeria. These shades of "ethnic" differences would naturally stall growth and developments.

x. Infrastructure Decay & Corruption:
Infrastructure-wise, the SE need urgent attention. Good the new governors are coming up, I think that this should be the focus of the Biafra agitators. Aside Governor Chime and what Obaino are doing now in the East, all other governors were busy "doing nothing". I think that these agitators should rather spend their energy in fighting the governors and SE legislators to push for redevelopment of the SE. It is clear that post -70 war SE has not done so much for themselves and FG never made concerted effort to support SE. These agitators should chnnel their agitation to the governors from the SE to show leadership. We all talk of Akpabio's exploit in Akwa-Ibam, Fashola in Lagos and others. What has Okorocha done since coming to office? How about Dr. Orji, Obi and Elechi, etc? What were the impacts of these governors in developing their states? Why have we not questioned them? We are quick to join others to attack Aregbesola (not condoling indolence and rascality though), how about Okorocha who is owing 13 months salaries? We should be agitating for federal institutions that will enable SE grow capacity. We should be talking to FG to rebuild SE following from Civil war destruction. Yes, this is fairer and have basis. If NE can be awarded $2.1M for Boko Haram that was self-inflicted, SE should be looking for help in controlling ravaging erosion.
They are now talking of new refineries, what are we doing to ensure at least one is sited in the East? I am aware of a company that wanted to build a factory in the SE but the prohibitive charges they got from the host government scared them off. How many export-free zones do we have in SE Who cares? Nobody, yet we are crying for Biafra.

I think we need to look inwards for solution to our problems rather than outside.
Ur a genius
Politics / Re: The Many Incredible Roles Of DSS Under President Muhammadu Buhari by Heluwajohnson(m): 2:37pm On Aug 04, 2015
kliq:
Cheif E-Wailer how market na

Have it in mind that you have 7more years 10months left to wail...so do it sorfily sorfily so your wailing reservoir doesn't run dry cheesy

Wail-off


God bless Nigeria!
Hey bro! U wana kill dat commander in chief of WAILERS?

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Politics / Re: PMB Under Pressure To Move Against Oil Thieves by Heluwajohnson(m): 8:47am On Aug 01, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Buhari is a joker.
Broda mumuni brainless GOAT. Must u show thé public dt ur a secondary school drop out?, 'cos à well educated secondary school student will not post such gibberish!!!
Politics / Re: Buhari Orders Immediate Release Of N5 Bn To Bomb Victims by Heluwajohnson(m): 6:09am On Aug 01, 2015
yang:
with who's approval

That the cbn is printing 5bn naira to fund Boko haram as we speak

This is Biafra money being given to Alamajari Terrorists where people in the villages of Egbema, Assa, Ohaji, Ndoni, Kaima and Oberekom have no support fund

why steal money from oil producing communities to pay communities who have been killing easterners

You steal money meant for development of oil producing communities and send it to Jigawa and sokoto

Do Kebbi people bring their Beans and Tomato money for allocation?

This is criminal stealing

The zoo is a criminal enterprise
Ur a Foolish old HE GOAT
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Re-engages Retired Soldiers by Heluwajohnson(m): 4:53pm On Jul 31, 2015
ellabooz:
It's only in zoo like Nigeria that such is done ?Everything unthinkable happens here.

Before you do the wailing for us,we are already on it.
We will keep wailing ,like Israelites in Egypt, until we are set free from this zooo.
Do I need to remind you how many years Moses and his people do the wailing? 400 years . And guess what, at the appropriate time freedom came calling and the were allowed to go.

Before now anything Biafra seemed disgusting but not any more.
We don't stand a chance in this country atall.
The west are promising to drown us in lagoon and they North has stated emphatically that we would be treated like an outcast for making our choice at the poll.

What a country?
I wail in Achebe's voice "there was a country"
Finally, for the mods, I say big thanks for the ban.

Ndi Ara
Daddy sir! Then u will wail to ur GRAVE like ANCHEBE
Politics / Re: Buhari's Presidency - Two Months Of Indisputable Success by Heluwajohnson(m): 12:00pm On Jul 31, 2015
SeverusSnape:
I said it, I said he will create a thread to defend Buhari and it happened, I must be a prophet!... I knew PassingShot was coming with a counter after the blow you zombies received from barcanista. Eiyaa...No wonder they attack barca, and leave the message being passed across.

Anyway... Since Presidiot Buhari took over;

1. Bokoharam attacks has skyrocketed since the present administration took over, I don't know why Buhari don't want to tackle them head on, maybe because he's sympathetic to their ideology. Do you remember these famous declarations.
* "An attack on Bokoharam is an attack on the north"
* "I will continue to support the spread of Sharia throughout Nigeria".
The above statements were all made by Buhari.

2. The Naira's value has greatly plummeted, The Naira is being exchanged for #245 to a Dollar at present. But Buhari said he will make a Naira equal to a Dollar. grin grin
**waiting**

3. We have become a laughing stock in the comity of nations because of the senile man running the affairs of the country, Imagine a president creating a new country of 'West Germany', A president who doesn't know the meaning of "inclusive development", A president who doesn't know the meaning of his party. (disregard the OP's seventh point, It's all hogwash)

4. The Liar OP still went ahead to credit the working of the refineries to Buhari, even after the man has denied it. That's to tell you the kind of propagandists that are found in APC.

5. He said power supply has improved, Yes, that is right. Now help me ask him which power plant Buhari built since he took over in may, Has he appointed a Power minister?... No!. Has Buhari drafted and implemented any power reform...No!. Besides, we are in the rainy season and the water level in the dams are high, This will naturally result to an increase in power supply. As a matter of fact, the improved power supply is as a result of the past administration's power reforms. PassingShot is a pathetic liar, believe him at your own peril.

6. Since Buhari came on board, It's been further Northernization of the country through his appointments and actions. There's no need to talk much on this, It's glaring even to the zombies.

7. The present government has turned governance to a joke, Like I said before, It's now a PHOTOCRACY not a DEMOCRACY.

Bonus: He said foreign reserves has increased, Yes, Why won't it increase??...Buhari has not embarked on anything tangible like capital projects, contracts, etc. So it's bound to increase.

I'm not a fan of writing long epistles like Gbawe, so I'll halt here. Over to the wanking Zombies.
Hello DADDY if u wana criticize, u criticize with SENSE "OPOLO" wat u just posted postrays someone with a fish HEAD,but something inside keeps telln mhi ur a GENUIS ur hiding this unique talent sir!

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Presidency - Two Months Of Indisputable Success by Heluwajohnson(m): 11:43am On Jul 31, 2015
[quote author=ionsman post=36444392]
A matured guy can't put up this jargon you call a post.
Don't you have respect for your elders?[/quote 9ce write UP sir
Politics / Re: Buhari's Portrait Hung On A Pole In Cameroon (Photo) by Heluwajohnson(m): 6:14am On Jul 30, 2015
SeverusSnape:
These people and lie is like zombie and blood. They just hang one picture and claim It's the Cameroonians that did it, just to give Buhari a 'larger than life' image.
I trust the zombies to come and start screaming "Sai Buhari"

Every where you look; pictures, This government is a PHOTOCRATIC government not a democratic one.

Government of the CAMERA, by the CAMERA and for the CAMERA. undecided
Hello DADDY if u wana criticize, u criticize with SENSE "OPOLO" wat u just posted postrays someone with a fish HEAD,but something inside keeps telln mhi ur a GENUIS ur hiding this unique talent sir!
Politics / Re: Video: Cameroonian TV Hails Buhari Impeccable Timing Of Arrival by Heluwajohnson(m): 12:24am On Jul 30, 2015
hobermener:
Enough!!! Enough!!! Just enough of this worship of mediocrity. Are these the intricate issues of utmost concern bedevelling our country at the moment? Its high time the government of the day stepped up its game. Enough of these adulation and reverence for a government that has only succeded in renewing vows, reneging on promises, and asking for more patience from gullible Nigerians as it enjoys its honeymoon period, even in the face of harsh economic realities and the worsening state of security in the country. Change they promised, change they must deliver. We not settling for anything less.
My brother u beta take it easy, or else people will start lamenting GONE SO SOON FOR U, pls Let it be GONE AT THE RIGHE TIME.....pained personnel

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Politics / Re: Video: Cameroonian TV Hails Buhari Impeccable Timing Of Arrival by Heluwajohnson(m): 12:23am On Jul 30, 2015
hobermener:
Enough!!! Enough!!! Just enough of this worship of mediocrity. Are these the intricate issues of utmost concern bedevelling our country at the moment? Its high time the government of the day stepped up its game. Enough of these adulation and reverence for a government that has only succeded in renewing vows, reneging on promises, and asking for more patience from gullible Nigerians as it enjoys its honeymoon period, even in the face of harsh economic realities and the worsening state of security in the country. Change they promised, change they must deliver. We not settling for anything less.
My brother u beta take ir easy, or else people will stary lamenting GINE SO SOON FOR U, pls Let it be GONE AT THE RIGHE TIME.....pained personnel

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Chief-Of-Army-Staff's Hometown Again by Heluwajohnson(m): 5:34pm On Jul 28, 2015
SouthernBreeze:
Bubu had better do something about his kinsmen. Enough of the Boko killings. BTW I thought the COAS will crush BH in 1 week since he can toy with large snakes grin grin
Hah!! Let him who, lacks efficient brain ask for ONE
Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila Emerges Reps Majority Leader by Heluwajohnson(m): 5:27pm On Jul 28, 2015
Mogidi:
What concession did Gbaja offer, I know punch won't tell us.

P:S
Just in case any one wants to beat chest, don't forget Gbajiamila was supposed to be the House Speaker. This is like applying to be a manager and ending up as chief cleaner.
UR A REAL SLOW POKE!!

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Politics / Re: Nepa Vs Juju: Residents Chased Nepa Officials Through Diabolic Means (photos) by Heluwajohnson(m): 5:22pm On Jul 28, 2015
KingKonga:
[size=16pt]WHEN YOU VOTE FOR AN IMBE.CILE WHO IS BEING COTROLLED BY TINUBU THEN YOU ARE FINISHED..

TINUBU JUST TOLD YOU ALL TO GIVE BUHARI 100 DAYS FOR HONEYMOON guess hes married to nigeria and will PHOK the hell out of it...


NIGERIA IS A JOKE APC IS LAFFING ABOUT
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we are still holding on! YES IM WAILING
there has bin constant light here EGBON
DONT WORRY U WILL WAIL TILL U GIVE UP THE GHOST. Bloody HE GOAT
Politics / Re: Nepa Vs Juju: Residents Chased Nepa Officials Through Diabolic Means (photos) by Heluwajohnson(m): 5:21pm On Jul 28, 2015
KingKonga:
[size=16pt]WHEN YOU VOTE FOR AN IMBE.CILE WHO IS BEING COTROLLED BY TINUBU THEN YOU ARE FINISHED..

TINUBU JUST TOLD YOU ALL TO GIVE BUHARI 100 DAYS FOR HONEYMOON guess hes married to nigeria and will PHOK the hell out of it...


NIGERIA IS A JOKE APC IS LAFFING ABOUT
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we are still holding on! YES IM WAILING
there has constant light here EGBON
DONT WORRY U WILL WAIL TO U GIVE UP THE GHOST. Bloody HE GOAT
Politics / Re: Arms, Money, Phones Found In Boko Haram's Hideout (graphic Photos) by Heluwajohnson(m): 5:14pm On Jul 28, 2015
Mogidi:
Check the numbers on those phones, you're bound to see one Muhammadu Buhari.

Boko boys have his Aso Rock number self.
thumb up bro, u just won an award.
The MOST VALUABLE DULLARD OF NAIRALAND

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Career / Re: Caught My Boss In The Act; Am I Safe? by Heluwajohnson(m): 10:47am On Jul 28, 2015
hary4luv:
I encountered an act in the office some days back and since then it seems things have taken an awkward turn in my office.

I work in an organization as an assistant consultant, which by implication makes my office very close to my boss who is the senior consultant in our department.

On a fateful Friday after work, I decided to stay behind in order to tide up some office works. After about two hours I started hearing some strange moans/voices coming from the office directly opposite which happens to be my oga's office. I was curious so I decided to take a look to see what's going on, when I got to the door, I didn't hear any voice so I thought maybe it was my imagination. I gently pushed the door expecting it to be locked only for the door to open and lo and behold my boss was banging our newly employed secretary on his office table. our both eyes jammed, I stood frozen for some minutes (I guess) before I heard his voice "Young man what are you looking for in my office?"

Since that event things have been very awkward between me, my boss and the secretary. ( Don't know what to do)
My Broda start Searching for another JOB!
Politics / Re: PDP To APC: Explain Why Patience Jonathan Was Humiliated At PH Airport by Heluwajohnson(m): 9:10am On Jul 28, 2015
CR77:
APC is a big scam 2 nigeria
U dz CR77 how many times do want me to ring the bell to ur ears dat; U HAVE A FISH HEAD, I wish I were ur brother "younger or older" i would be pleased to give u, a nice slap dat WOULD reset YOU to 3D
Politics / Re: ‘baba Go Slow’ Appellation Given To Buhari Is What Best Suits Nigeria Now-yoruba by Heluwajohnson(m): 2:58pm On Jul 27, 2015
Taylor86:
And u think we dnt know y such befitting title is given to him?

dnt even know wen the Yorubas will have a say of theirs

always backing up

u guys are supposed to be paving way to succeed buhari or better still become the no.1 naija citizen

are u guys meant to serve?

SS/SE, NORTH, and the middle belts are all craving to become the president of naija

una dey backup a destined and born DULLARDIHNO

u better dnt quote me

my phone go soon off
HATERS GONA HATE
Politics / Re: Allison-madueke Critically Ill In A London Hospital by Heluwajohnson(m): 2:45pm On Jul 27, 2015
KINGTELLER:
See what my program scored Buhari government for the last two months in office. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

public class WorkSheet;

public static void main (){

String header1= "Agenda";
String header2= "Grade-Score";
String underLine = ("----------------------------------------"wink;

String descr1 = "Security & Safety of Citizen"; String grade1= "F";
String descr2 = "Job Creation"; String grade2= "AWR";
String descr3 = "Feeding Sch Pupils"; String grade3= "AWR";
String descr4 = "Boosting Naira Value"; String grade4= "F";
String descr5 = "Fighting Corruption"; String grade5= "E";
String descr6 = "Power generation"; String grade6= "grin";

System.out.println (""wink;
System.out.printf ("%-30s %30s %n" , header1, header2);
System.out.println (underLine);

System.out.printf ("%-30s %30s %n" , descr1, grade1);
System.out.printf ("%-30s %30s %n" , descr2, grade2);
System.out.printf ("%-30s %30s %n" , descr3, grade3);
System.out.printf ("%-30s %30s %n" , descr4, grade4);
System.out.printf ("%-30s %30s %n" , descr5, grade5);
System.out.printf ("%-30s %30s %n" , descr6, grade6);

System.out.println (underLine);
System.out.println (""wink;


}
}



Output:

Agenda _____________________________Grade-Score
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Security & Safety of Citizen............................. F
Job Creation ..............................................AWR
Feeding Sch Pupils ....................................... AWR
Boosting Naira Value .......................................F
Fighting Corruption .........................................E
Power generation .......................................... D
--------------------------------------------------------------------
THUMB UP
!! Borda ode
Politics / Re: Photo: Oritsejafor, The Machine Gun Pastor Pours Libation To Prevent Accident by Heluwajohnson(m): 4:56pm On Jul 26, 2015
FowlYansh:
Buhari needs men like this to make his administration work yet he surrounds himself with fellow kunu drinking burukutu sipping drunks. undecided

GEJ we are sorry!
Men like oritsejafor? U must be a aloe like!!
Politics / Re: How Jonathan,Governors,Service Chiefs Prevailed On Tompolo To Shelve Meeting by Heluwajohnson(m): 4:46pm On Jul 26, 2015
FowlYansh:
[size=15pt]CLICK LIKE IF YOU KNOW BUHARI IS A DULLARD[/size]


GEJ WE ARE SORRY. sad



SPACE FOR SELL.
Ur a FOOL

fowlyansh

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