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Unimaidugri students be like na we 4 win this contest ooo...But GEJ refused to BringBackOurGirls even our broda GMB iro! ona o gba be.

VickyRotex:
Why dint she tell that little kid to go sleep in the room?

Lol..babe u b overseer o

VickyRotex:
Why dint she tell that little kid to go sleep in the room?

Lol..babe u b overseer o

ehisforever24:
seriously schools from south eastern states should top that list. ma ownlist
IMSU Imo State University Owerri
UNIZIK Nnamdi Azikiwe university Awka
Madonna University Okija.
UNIPORT University of Port harcourt Chaoba.
UNIBEN University of benin
UNILAG University of lagos
UNICAL University of calabar
UNN University of nigeria nsuka
ABU Amadu bello university Zaria
Convenant University Otta

Guy Y put d chart b4 d ass? Uniport b4 Madonna. I know the two schools too well and uniport is in choba not chaoba

Na MFM member kill dis guy,when dem go dey pray like "Every LASTMA official troubling my life,fall down and dieeee!!!!!!"

Guess his ears needs #Check&Balancing

[s][/s]Uniport #5? This is a slap on our face,to produce Miss World na Beans? Agbani Darego[s]

OP don go steal person post,saw this on Nairaland before with a different topic www.nairaland.com/2447410/when-market-sell-well-well

Reminds me of one tin at a time jingle.."Na ur health b ur wealth,no take am gamble o. Remember say person when don die no fit chop life..."

One word for this guy.

Lol...How to spot Australian Dads

One word for this guy.

To marry wife no be Gbege, na money for soup be Gobe
Translation: Your actions in life is not what counts but the long term result.

*Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala. English translation :Its easier said than done.

Lol...N100 per thunder

When MTN finally employs an MFM Member,this is the kind of sms you get.

tchidi:
. Dude, I no sabi o!! It haf Tey na! I can't even remember what the old 10 naira looks like sef, before we talk of this one!

Lol...its was a picture of NITEL's head office with cars packed under a friut tree(ebelebo) and some people walking pass.

tchidi:
I was small then, and I de follow my mama/papa go there. Besides since na sunday, we just stop by after service.

But YES! Ayam not ya mate!!

Tchidi oya prove u saw it....what's the image on the back side?

tchidi:
I was small then, and I de follow my mama/papa go there. Besides since na sunday, we just stop by after service.

But YES! Ayam not ya mate!!

The thought on Tchidi's mind"Even ICAN self no go ask this kind question" #winks

How I go 4get dis card,memories of how I followed my mum to nitel @512 in festac then to call my uncel in Germany. Azubike oliseh was a regular on d line with their mum waiting in sunday's green mercedes 4 him to return from training. When it finally connects after a long wait, azubike will shout with his red lips "Mama! Mama! Sunday don pick. How time flies lol

Legaycey:
Ede times ede
Remi koni iya
Segun elere bolu
Odabo odabo Kayode

Chai! Hahahaha...omo u too much,for u to remember this line I dey pray baba God to add 10yrs jara join your years. Ur head is valid

As we step into a new month,its no wrong notion that most of us will have the need to travel for contracts,businesses,pleasure or educational reasons. Flying may seem like the easiest and fastest way to travel, but there is a certain kind of fun only a four-wheeled machine can give.
For example, using a car on an expedition has many perks as you can put your cars to almost every use imaginable: a place to eat your meals, keep your luggage,see beautiful scenes and sights, take shelter from the elements and even pass the night – depending on how far away your destination is. There are however certain risks involved in road trips and you will want to take some precautions to protect yourself, the car as well as the things inside it. So I decided to share this 10 helpful tips.

1.Hide your valuables.

 While it is not advisable to travel with large amounts of cash and other treasured items, when you unavoidably have to, ensure that you do not leave those materials in full view of the public. Ensure that your car is set in such a way that anyone who decides to take a look through the window, does not see anything tempting.

2.Avoid suggestive stickers.

 Unless the sticker is required by the national registry, official or indicates the possession of an alarm system, do not paste it on your car. Certain stickers suggest affluence and make you an easy mark for car thieves and maybe even kidnappers. Avoid stickers that tell what university you went to, what club you are a member of or what family you belong to.

3.Keep your car neat.

 A vehicle filled with clothes scattered around the seats suggests that the owner is careless and thus an easy target. Also, leaving wires hanging from charging ports can indicate that you may have expensive gadgets such as cameras, phones and IPad tucked away in a quiet corner and this is why a neat car is less likely to get robbed as the potential thief sees nothing but car upholstery with nothing to really stir their interest.

4.Always lock your windows and doors.

 Newer models of vehicles may be harder to rob but the challenge is with many people remembering to keep the door lock on!  No matter how in hurry you are or how brief the stop, it helps to clamp the doors and windows, as leaving them open can be a green light for a mischievous person.

5.Make sure the alarm is working.

 Most people do not install alarms on their vehicles as they consider it old-fashioned or excessive. However, the system comes in very handy as it calls for attention when a stranger is trying to get unauthorized access to your vehicle. Besides, most car thieves avoid cars with alarms.

6.Be careful on social media.

 Social media has a way of spicing up a road trip as you can keep friends, family and followers informed on your whereabouts, however it could be a risk. With the internet, you cannot really tell how far news can spread. Also there is a high chance that a follower might track you with the information you provide and set you up for an attack. If you must post updates of your trip, ensure they are only visible to your family and friends.

7.Get insured.

Insuring your car might seem like a tedious process, but there are just so many different things that could go wrong, why take the risk? While the tips above might help to dissuade a thief, the risk of something going wrong is still high. An insurance will be your saving grace in that event.

8. Ensure Your Car tracker is in working Condition
Most people tend to believe its expensive to install a car tracker. But how would you buy a car worth millions of naira and can't squeeze out less than 10% of that to secure it. Penny wise pound foolish u can say.
Make sure you have a tracker and its working because it would help incase your car is stolen. It may likely be your only bate to recover your car.

9.Avoid silent and lonely spots

When travelling ensure you increase your speed when approaching quiet corners or lonely spots because these are where bandits and robbers usually lay ambush. Also,be mindful of those you stop to help as police research has it that beautiful girls are usually positioned at such spots to catch the attention of innocent travellers and lure them to danger,mostly MEN.

10. Pray Before travelling
The bible says commit your ways unto the Lord, trust also in him and he shall bring it to pass. God is the ominipresence and is everywhere at every time. Am not been too spiritual here,but it would be of great benefit if you can take a day or two out to fast before your journey and commit it into Gods hands.

AjaniDWickedBoy:
Awon iya'badan them loh dey carry last, especially gbagi market women #saaawa-duro'pa #si-ha-hin ni bai! Eyi le o

Hahahaha...Ajani o fi tara-tara gbadun o,iya oni ya. See as u don make me laff fall my Iphone6+ 4 ground. Na bodija women b dat

AjaniDWickedBoy:
Awon iya'badan them loh dey carry last, especially gbagi market women #saaawa-duro'pa #si-ha-hin ni bai! Eyi le o

Hahahaha...Ajani o gbadun o,iya oni ya. See as u don make me laff fall my Iphone6+ 4 ground. Na bodija women b dat

See job opening o....I beg where I fit drop my CV for this PSA(Personal SlappingAssistant) job.

Nursing mothers,lamenting about the baby they left at home. Hoping sympathizers can fix them in front. Even women when don pass menopause.....this format dey work for places like Ibadan and osogbo. #EjoEsanuAje

When a person reaches
thirty, it begins a very interesting and
important period in his life. It’s a time for
foundation of your future life. So it’s necessary
to take simple and concrete actions, don’t
regret the wasted time and missed
opportunities.
This material is written on the basis of
discussions on the question “What is the
best thing you can do at age 30 to benefit your
life at age 50 and beyond? We have selected
the most popular answers from real people
and experts.

1. Stop eating all harmful food
At early years our
tastes of food are determined by our family.
But in 30 years it’s time to include the brain
and understand, that correct nutrition has
direct connection with your state of health and
longevity. It’s time to stop having a snack, eat
pizza and hot dogs, drink beer and cola.

2. Don’t smoke
If you haven’t
started smoking to 30 years, then don’t do it in
the future in any case. If you already have this
addiction, then it’s the time to quit. It’s hard
to imagine a more harmful and stupid
hobby , which damages the health and
shortens life. Also it is expensive and smells
awful!

3. Save (or restore) the
relationship with parents,
brothers and sisters
Almost everybody of us
had youth mistakes in the past – quarreled
with relatives, stopped to communicate with
the closest. But later comes the understanding
that the most important thing in everyone’s life
– is a family, and all of these storms,
revolutions and beliefs come and go. So it’s
time to restore the broken connection until
it will be too late…

4.Always use sunscreen
Sun is harmful for your skin. Research
shows that some types of skin cancer are most
common among blacks. In addition, this
disease in the majority of cases is detected at a
late stage, that confirms obligation of
sunscreen once more.

5. Do sports regularly
Up to 30 years
all people are relatively healthy. After 30 –
healthy only those, who pays attention to this
and exercises regularly. Don’t be lazy to do
exercises, run, swim and and move in all
possible ways!

6. Start to save money
Save money, even little by little. Yes, this
advice seems boring, banal and non-sexual,
but it is really necessary. Now you have work,
money, but you working form will start to fall,
so all savings will be helpful.

7. Learn to appreciate
everything you have
One of the basic skills
that you need for a happy life – is to learn to
enjoy what you have and stop to be sorry
for anything. Yes, this approach reduces your
chances of becoming a millionaire, but you will
live a peaceful happy life. What is more
valuable to you? It’s your decision.

8. Stop to reserve all doings for
future
Do you want to build a house? Want children?
Buy a car? Learn to play the guitar? Get better
education? Change your workplace? It’s time
to start this today. No, after thirty, too, life
doesn’t end, but then it will be harder and
harder to start something new.

9. Follow the regime of the day
You should
understand the importance of proper diet and
sleep. This helps you to save energy at the
proper level all subsequent years.

10. Keep your teeth in normal
Let everyone who reads this point, the old man
or old woman dream with dentures in a glass.
Unlike other organs, teeth always bring more
problems. Now run to the dentist and make
your teeth in order!

11. Start to collect impressions,
not money
Your personality is the sum of experiences and
memories. One day you wake up and realize
that all your belongings have no meaning and
value. Only your memories and impressions
will not lose any values over time and will
always with you.

12. Be involved in charity
Being young, many
people help us to stand up. In old age, many
people help us to hold out a little longer. And
only in adulthood we have time for self-care
and charity.

13. Conquer all your fears
If you would like to jump with a parachute, to
conquer the mountain top, to participate in
competitions or make a declaration of love to
that girl – now this is the best moment! Do
you want to sit and feel sorry for all your life,
because you didn’t dare now?

14. Read at least 10 books a
year
Not enough? Begin with such amount, it’s not
bad, only if the books are correct. And then,
perhaps, you will enter into the taste of
reading every day!

15. Travel as much as you can
“I spent most of my life in front of TV and a
monitor!” – it’s so sad perspective, is not it? If
you don’t want these words were about your
reality, you need as much as possible break
out of the circle of daily routine and begin to
travel. There is no better way to gain new
experiences and impressions. And give your
brain to rest.

16. Learn to meditate
Sport makes your
body in order, and meditation performs
roughly the same functions, but for your mind
and mental health. The benefits of meditation
are confirmed by numerous scientific studies,
so there is no mysticism or religion. Just daily
cleaning procedure for your sole and mind!

17. Find yourself
When you are 20 years, you try to show your
coolness and independence in every way, but
in fact painfully worry about each view at your
side. In 30 years, you shouldn’t compare
yourself with others and begin to be leaded
by your own opinion.

18. Keep a diary
If you haven’t already
done it, now it is the time. You have something
to remember, to share and to dream about.
It’s a true, that many memories will be erased
in future years, so try to fix all thoughts,
photo, presents on paper or Internet blog.

19. Have your own, native
home
Yes, this is a complex issue, especially in our
conditions. Nevertheless, every person needs
a place where he will seek to return and he
rightfully can call home.

20. Start to appreciate
friendship
At the age
of thirty, as a rule, many of us have well-tried
best friends, who are not afraid of any trouble.
Appreciate this friendship, keep it and
develop . Probably, you can’t find such people
due to new site of your life. And, of course,
being older it’s harder get along with people.
Share this simple rules with your friends
and help to them become happy in the
future!

Ex- Nigerian International Tijani Babangida has been appointed as the new technical advisor of Mosta Fc of Malta for the forthcoming season. The club based in the town of Mosta has two Nigerians on its pay role ex U-17 international Fortune Udo and Tijani's younger brother Haruna Babangida. The club disclosed this today on its official website and facebook page. Along side Tijani was Ivan Zammit who was appointed as the new coach for the forthcoming season.

So europeans self get this philosophy "instead make beer waste,make belle burst"...lol

Dominion city members ....Biko if una see her tell her not to forget to bring d 10% to church o,cos it will go a long way to moving us to the permanent site #GBAM#

Desperado mother inlaw.I dey read your mind "Y can't Joseph use his good office as a captain to link my third daughter with mikel?"