₦airaland Forum

SolexxBarry:
Hmmm,let me quickly take a snap shot and repost it in 2022

I hope you can still retrieve it from the archive then.

YourMrBoo:
See where all the money this man has been collecting from the gullible people via his crusade in SS and SE is going.

One tends to wonder if the said school can't be built anywhere in either of the places aforementioned.
Don't be worried, if the same school only admit a specific tribe.

Please comment on what you know about. During crusades, there are no collections. Tithes and offerings are only collected during regular service days. Be informed please.

anonimi:
Does Deeper Life have as many subsidised:

- primary
- vocational
- secondary
- technical schools

as the Catholic, CMS, Baptist, Ahmadiya etc had before establishing a university.
Abi na which kind Holy Spirit dey make Kumuyi to start building a house from the roof

Deeper life has a secondary school in Delta. What does that matter?

nedu2000:
This university go be like barracks,regimented. With too many rules

Before nko? If you can't fall in line, please go elsewhere for your so called freedom. Holiness first in Anchor university please.

LesbianBoy:
Meanwhile......How time flies! I remember reading this magazine just like yesterday. I am very sure many of these zombies that run their mouth on here were probably still in primary school, some were not born at the time when this magazine was released sef. Yet they come here talking nonsense! Guys let's spread this on facebook, twitter, in as many threads on nairaland as we can. The Gworo-chewing bastard buhari must be exposed! He is a veteran yam-eater

O.k. Mr. activist but please count me out.

Vicboi1:
God bless u op am so frustrated because mtn steals my Airtime like dasuki but u just helped me out to allow efcc subdue that dasuki of mtn

........like Dasuki! Lol

Kullant:
Deport him to Syria ! We dont want him in Nija

Me too!

Gayjesus:
Nigerian parents

What was done is bad enough but it is not restricted to Nigerian parents. Have you not been reading this kind of stuff online?

TheLastIdiot:
I go swear for am o

Swear for a dead person? This your anger has affected your brain. Please move on with your life, will ya?

MARKone:
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List of celebrity photoshoots and venue
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Hurry!Grab your copy!! And pray!You could be the next Nigerian Sleeping beauty.

Mr author, when is the book launch?

cruzita:
I trust naija na ,if dem fit produce eminado,kukere,2go babes,Facebook babes,golibe why dem no go produce olajumoke the bread seller

You forgot to add ''Oga at the top''. Anything trending is ''food is ready'' for Nollywood!

cruzita:
all my life I have not been attended to by a male doctor. All are women so I don't have any story

Are you serious? Please throw in some light. Are you talking about Nigeria or elsewhere?

dukie25:
Even if Bubu makes Oshiomhole INEC chief, PDP would still win it.

For your mind!

kingofchess:
is buhari's fault

I know say you go talk this one. It's Buhari's fault self say I never mess today. Mssshhh.

There was this chick I had with very many of these waist beads. I thought it was for fancy or beautification. I was wrong! There was this day we were smoothing and my hands were all over the place. This time, I navigated under the several coils of the beautiful beads and OMG! Right there , there was a very extensive and unsightly scar from the umbilicus(navel) down to to the pubic hair area. It turned out that she had an operation years back which did not heal well and needed several weeks of dressing before final healing leading to the terrible scar. Nothing other than such multiple coils of waist beads could have concealed that.

OneManLegion:
Lol. I just played on the meanings of hoes(faithless sluts) and hoes(Farm tools).

I see. Thanks my literature lecturer. More grease .........

NgeneUkwenu:
Mami! Just wait! If Saraki is not docked and proper Trial commenced on the due date which is 10th...I, Ngene Will Shake the internet...

Shake the internet? The heavens will not fall. This is Nigeria.

OneManLegion:
Why is our agricultural sector still in a mess?



When we have so many hoes!

Speaking in parables? Please decode for me(us) jor.

greatgod2012:
Good for her!



But I hope she's ready for the drama that may later erupt in the future.
Polygamous family for sure, since it's involves a traditional ruler, more wives may still be married by the king.



Polygamous house=house of war!

Ahah, this Oni is one wife only. I beg

lonngmann:
erm..did you pratice no sex before marriage?

It might be because of what she saw on her wedding night that is making her cry

Especially the fact that she has to live with it like that for the rest of her life

See wetin you dey think. Far fetched menn!

ChappyChase:
Thank Goodness you wrote "ex-wife"!! So make nobody come here to cry foul cause I get ham before no be property!

Adultery is never acceptacle. You are only allowed to re marry if one of the spouses dies. Pastor Chris never die and RMD wife still dey kampe. You get my drift?

BE811APP:
How old is dis guy.. first day d news broke... dey said 15 Years old... yesterday 16 years old.. today he is 17 years old...

Whats wrong with Nigerian media or bloggers

I wonder oo.

MoneyGreen:
If I give am slap eh! na who tell am say him na King? If I see dis thing for FP eh!

Weed in action. Somebody help.

Marlvin:
Such beast is for keeps , We talking abouh Range Rover here . buh he better not make a fuss abouh it lera on, or try to cross boundary, I'd find him n I will shoot him.

Greek gift!

domopps:
A gift is a gift irrespective of where its coming from .....!




Cheeeeeers

No please! Have you not heard of a Greek gift?

Baroba:
In recovery, did you manage to navigate using your volume rocker key, if you did then there is nothing wrong with the key... The next step to consider is to download the stock rom of your Mobile's model from sammobile and flash through Odin using a PC.. Can you still charge the device?? Am thinking if you can get into download mode then that might be the only other thing I can think off..

Abeg, anyone with ideas, should chip in..

Thanks a lot. I'll do just that and get back to you. God bless. Lest I forget, the phone charges well but I intend to change the battery because it is getting swollen. Once again, thanks.

lasisi69:
lol, abeg no pursue am commot for our ministry... He is wlecomed

Noted!

alanposh:
End time acknowledgement

Lol!

alanposh:
End time association of past crim!nails....



Don't quote me pls to avoid one or two things

You dey fear? Please acknowledge Lasisi69. He is the original owner of ''end time'' quote.

oluwafreshkid:
He reported that just at the moment when he thought intercourse, which had been quite normal till then, had come to an end, he suddenly felt that he, or rather his glans, was held back deep in the vagina, tightly gripped and imprisoned, while his whole penis was in the vagina. All attempts at withdrawal failed. When he forced the attempts, he caused severe pain to himself and his wife. Bathed in perspiration through agitation, alarm and his failure to free himself, he was finally forced to resign himself to waiting in patience. He could not say how many minutes this lasted, his imprisonment seemed endless. Then — the hindrance vanished on its own; he was free.

This your commentry though. Were you there? Please turn it to a script and send it to one of the Nollywood producers! Lol!

LEXYCOM:
Is call thunder bolt........have placed it on my girlfriend also....any guy that messes with her will have himself to blame

You have no right to do that until she is married to you.

Skywalker5:
Nairaland putting fake stories on frontage to generate traffic. Magun does not exist. Why is it only in Africa you always hear this rubbish?. Someone probably took a pics from a movie i think and wrote this fake story. Its always bloggers that finds stories like this.

It is a true story. Learn, my man, make you no fall victim. For starters, stay away from married women because you do not know whose p--y has been laced with magun.