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TheFreeOne:
This pics reminds me of that my neighbor wey like p.. so tey he carry small, big, slim, orobo, yellow, black, mulatto, even those multicolor gals e.t.c

So I called and say guy you go wound o cos this your long throat for everything at the same time without priority with your tiny legs may soon break but he no listen until...

Anyway back to the matter....has anyone seen OBJ I have a message for him about chibok girls and it ain't a lie

Sorry I mean to tell him I love dodo( fried plantain) anyday. To Mr Damian Dodo I say kindly cooperate with EFCC cos they are our friend at this period of loot recovery.

Satirical! Are you a literature master?

musicwriter:
There's nothing remaining to investigate in this case, cause the case was already investigated by the US government and a US lawyer linked with the bribery already pleaded guilty in a US court and was jailed since 2007 or thereabout. All they need is get the prosecution details from the US on who he bribed in Nigeria, and from there link other thieves associated with the crime.

Just as simple as that eeh? You must be living in the moon!

Spanner4:


Corruption all the way in Naija, I remember A minister who said dat "corruption is hard to define" that he has never collected bribe in his life----- Who is the Minister?

You can check the dictionary for that. All I know is that stealing is now corruption.

donsteady:
Buhari please finish with one fight befor you start another, only you, you want to fight obj, IBB, saraki, Kanu, tompolo etc at same time. Na so you get power ?

You know say na EFCC dey do the fight now. No sleep for Magu!

Achuwa1:
When will it be the turn of pmb wife AISHA BUHARI,coz its authouritative tht she partook in the sharing of the Halliburton scandal with obj

Old boy, be very sure before you make assertions. OBJ yes, but that woman, it seems to me that she has not been in ''business''

hungryboy:
Why people dey get luck like dis?,
Me were were carry username were go even make you know my condition,
No nairalander don ever ask me say you don chop?,

MR Op, abeg in case you wan follow show love as dem show you so, abeg am available oh, and make it snappy(na beg i dey beg oh)cos as i dey so, my garri don dey finish for rubber oh

O.k now. You don chop?

White007:
Nice gesture

May God replenish his purse.

Your user name tho

There is nothing wrong with the username jo. Have you forgotten the moniker ''Stupidity'' and his story on his job interview?

Sunnymatey:
A result of our politicians insensitivity to the sufferings of the populace, for those that think they can adopt unpopular means to free themselves of this slavery, l say kudos, but as for us, who are praying, hoping and waiting for God's time, may we not wait in vain in Jesus name.

This has nothing with our politicians. Pure greed and wanting to be in the league of ''big boys'' without working hard for it.

Iroh88:
Nonsense. He's doing this "show" because of the backlash from his last hypocritical medical trip abroad.

I could bet my next sex absolutely nothing is wrong with him because if he goes down with as little as catarrh, we know he'd travel to a pharmacy abroad for medications.

These guys take Nigerians as fools.

You just said my mind. No need to comment further. Any small headaches or poor sleep due to fear of EFCC, he will run abroad with money already statched away!

lexzycc:
Dogs can be sweet at times, and has medicinal values too

I can bet my December 2015 salary on this: You must be a Calabar man!

Acidosis:
Why didn't you buy the dogs?

Do you know the cost of 1 dog in the market? I once sold a Naija dog for N8000 (just 1) in 2013.

You destroyed the business of a struggling man who has decided to take his destiny in his own hands with or without APC's N5000.

You're a wicked soul! Next time, buy the dogs and keep them in your bedroom since you love dogs so much.The same dog you set free would be eaten by another who never laboured for those dogs. You're a wicked soul.

I really don't know the points you shameless animal activists want to prove. You eat Chicken, Turkey and Beef yet you go about condemning people who eat other animals. We all eat animals, then why do you condemn others?

Don't you think that fish deserves to live? Don't you think that PAWPAW and ORANGE deserve to live too?

Thank your stars it wasn't my business you destroyed sha.. Thank your stars honestly, you'd either pay for 9 dogs (about N90,000) or have your destiny destroyed completely.

E bi like say e pain you well well.

humanbeing5th:
g animals will always figth for animal. no offence

Easy now. Remember they are Seun's pets.

COCCI:
Eddygourdoo wins (Tekken voice)....LOL, nice one man, you are a true hero broff. I canot imagine that sight. I persoanlly share fences with a neighbour that butchers dogs as bush meat, anytime he kills one, I hear the dog give out a loud cry, or it barks till it squils then a dead silence. I have boerboels in my compound and every night I release them, they cannot help barking at the fence I share with this neighbour.

Anytime I stroll with my dogs, I see the man's kids looking at my dog and licking their lips, in one occassion I over heard one lady even telling one of the kids in front of their compound that : "Chaiiiiiiii, this one go sweet for peppersoup oh, e go just full pot", I felt irrirtated and as I looked at them, I had a crippy feeling that I was looking at Clifford Orji (The Cannibal)..

Thumbs up for that act of bravery once more

Old boy, that was a literary rendition. Are you a student of Reuben Abati? The Clifford Orji mention though. There is a difference sha. One is human meat and the other is ? The former is true cannibalism and the later is sympathy for Seun's pets!

Seun:
I can't believe men managed to convince women that God wants them to "submit" to men. It's one of the greatest cons I've ever seen.

It is an injunction from the Holy Bible.

ganja06:
The whole budget is a copy paste from previous budget, the only difference is that buhari inflated his own with bogus and mind bogling amount, calling 2016 budget a budget of change is the biggest scam of the century.

Old boy, you no try at all. Just read your comment again. Haba! How can you see black and call it white and vice-versa?

blazetitov:
The Head of service(HOS) should be queried and made to produce the rogue civil servants that are hell bent on derailing this administration and continuing in their old corrupt ways. It is the duty of these rogues to submit the budget for their various departments and with the revelations coming out since last week, there are still many corrupt elements in the system.

You just hit the nail on the head! The civil sevants are the problem. Nothing to do with GEJ or PMB. A serious purge is needed asap.

semid4lyfe:
Hi y'all,

The former thread had exceeded 100 pages which is the maximum number of pages allowed for a thread on Nairaland.

Besides what better way to start off the new year than on a new thread hence the closure of the old Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You thread started by thomp4pal and it's continuation here.

So dragnet, pelumiv, hayprof, Gsmxpert, aieromon, engrhamid, otikpoko, thom4pal, puskin and all you Phone Techies or Engineers/Wanna-be Phone Engineers/Experienced Phone Users should bring your A-game here and keep providing e-solutions to the numerous phone problems that will be posted by Nairalanders.

I hereby officially declare Part II of the thread open today being January 1, 2011 and yield the floor to the engineers and those with phone problems.

Enjoy!

I got a foreign used Samsung android phone precisely Samsung Galaxy S4 Active. I discovered that the former owner's google account could not deleted and even the mails still enter even though I have added my own google account. To prevent this I restored to factory settings. That is my ondoing. Now it is locked to AT&T. Please help!

nickxtra:
Akpabio is an expert craftsman in underhand dealings.

Does that surprize you? What do you expect with several billion dollars of Akwa Ibom people statched away, not in banks but in vaults?

udmbat:
[size=15pt]Buhari's fight against corruption is worse than looting. If he fails to prosecute
#Tinubu
#Jonathan
#Amaechi
#Stella Odua
And many others

He is a failure and a liar[/size]

Please help EFCC by bringing out evidence against them. These criminals have a way of ''chop and clean mouth'' They hide or rather destroy evidence, except somebody like ''Aluko'' (read done in secret) exposes them. You get the drift. Please note that the quoted name is a metaphor.

docadams:
Hmmmmmmm.



Are you not committing the same offence EFCC is accused of committing? Imagine you pronouncing an accused innocent before judgement day.

The case of a kettle calling a pot black!

STFUareyouGod:
lol. When the op created the thread, he pasted just one point and asked us to click the link for full story

Thanks jare. Somebody posted something like '' why not just open the link and copy/paste, instead of posting one point and asking us to open a link by clicking'' His style of posting a thread sha.

dammytosh:
He should keep replying...

What Femi Falana is saying is that a sitting Governor is not immuned from electoral fraud prosecution.


That is the only offence you see Governors in every court of law for.


That his lousy half educated spokesperson will put him in trouble.

To all those saying Falana spoke from 2 mouths, nobody knew what went behind the scene during the election. The rigging was systemic and awesomely planned.

Thank you my brother for your sensible comments. Falana said all he said at that time based on what was on ground. Now that the truth has come out, Fayose cannot bring out old quotes of Falana to justify this heinous crime against the people of Ekiti state. Even now, the so called election observers will feel bastardized at their earlier reports. Falana is on course jare. Fayose is still talking because of immunity!

STFUareyouGod:
Click clicker clickest

Which one be this? O.k. I don click, what next?

ayourbamie:
is this what they call sucker punch?

Yes oo. It is also called T.K.O.(Technical Knock Out).

Thelmerh:
dis picture is very very very old. so dis news is fake

The news is not fake but old.

RichYoungNigga:
Turn to your neighbor and ask him/her.

"Have you blamed Goodluck Jonathan today"

Irrelevant! Bullshit! Any connection with this thread?

emalek86:
Anybody dat read those nairaland rules can never make first page

How do you mean?

Caseless:
See Wetin supreme court judgement de cause abeg. Wike has suddenly found his lost voice.








Prove your allegations, Mr wike.

Yeah, but another day of reckoning will come. Remember Aluko, Ekitigategate and Fayose? The connection is Captain Kalio. Nothing is hidden under the sun. The souls of those killed in his quest for power who are crying in their gravest may just be the key.

912:
Is it now a crime to see a doctor? Why is fayose behaving like a child. It's been over a year since he started this childish issue of sickness. I think he should drop it already. How many Nigerians stay a whole year without going for checkup.

Even if the president is going to see a doctor while he is on vacation, he is not superman neither is it a crime to do so.

Fayose should please shut up and continue exchanging words like a child with Aluko

You are absolutely correct. Fayose has run out of ideas. With this development, he cannot accuse PMB of globe trotting because he is officially on vacation and even handed over to his Vice. When Fayose went to Dubai, did he tell the people of Ekiti state why he went there?

sweetkevisco:
Please lets all support Fayose,he is the only opposition voice right now in our democracy

Support who? Please go ahead and support him without canvassing for support of others you hear?