₦airaland Forum

blackberlin:
You people should allow this man work. . . all you guys do is praise him for nothing. . .

Buhari in the toilet.... "oh what a nice picture, poop well oga PMB"

Buhari goes to Uruguay: "fly on our dearest President"

and yet some of you don't know what you'll eat this evening. . . God help u guys!

But life must go on now.

mrlaw93:
The man that is yet to spend 30 straight days in office since he assumed his position. Am i regretting i ever uttered SAI BABA. OMG!

Wake up please. This man will remain president till 2019.

Ponponkon:
Ikpeazu is here to right all wrongs.

Ehen, I thought he is here to left all wrongs!

ckmayoca:
In trouble not in prison because everything is politicalized in nigeria and not genuine judicial system so set up na set up. If a member of an interview board calls me and tell me I performed well and that I am likely to be called, then I send him a recharge card to appreciate his concern, in future, you ppl can make it a bribe if I eventually get the job and someone else couldn't get it.

Well, that is different matter. There is code of ethics for lawyers.

zicoraads:
Forget matter, Tompolo is very much around. In short, he might even be drinking and playing card games with some officers who are currently in the ND region.

They won't admit it, but even our security agencies know they won't touch Tompolo.

Let's face it, some people are above the law in some countries.

Ehen, we shall see!

aloeman15:
NAIRALANDERS, kindly help me circulate this message throughout social media until Buhari begins to hear word. Abeg una please-

Baba bubu, pls recall wot led to ur ouster
30years ago.

You've been replicating policies
that are 3 decades old- only this time you're
spending hard currency on needless travel.

You have ambassadors, several attaches and
many nigerians with business interests in all
these nations you've visited. Any one of them
would gladly represent you and nigeria in
whatever forum- unless of course, you deem
them as incompetent, untrustworthy or otherwise unfit for the role.

There are retired armed forces' officers who
haven't been paid their pensions for some
months. Now, rank and file soldiers are
allegedly complaining.

Let us forget that you wasted 6 months looking for saints. At least you could've spent the time meeting with fellow stake-holders of this nation to find out how to solve our myriad problems.

Sit down and face your work.

A word is enough for the wise.

Which mod posted this one here sef? Off thread. We are talking about Tompolo and he is here posting rubbish about 30 years ago stint of PMB.

engrflames:
Is Tompolo now a ghost? Incompetent officers, dey no wan die but dey wan go heaven,

They are not incompetent officers. The EFCC is capable of arresting him even if he has ''juju'' to disappear. What is going on is that he is being protected(read hidden) from arrest. At least one Ijaw chief has said the Ijaws will not release him to law enforcement agents until a political solution is found. So Tompolo may be in the comfort of the home of one of them. Impunity of the highest order!

amaechi1:
So, in your mind you think you have made a meaningful contribution.

Yes now. For him mind, that my comment was bam.

amaechi1:
So, in your mind you think you have made a meaningful contribution.

Yes now. For him mind, that my comment was bam.

ckmayoca:
Common 225000 for a judge and u called that chicken fee a bribe?. Cash that can't even secure u a job if u lobby with it. EFCC wan robe this guy oh. Is the judge that cheap?

Bribe is bribe no matter how small. I remember that a wrist watch landed one former minister in trouble. Besides, who says N225,000 is small money?

praxisnetworks:
;EFCC is a very corrupt organization. How can you tender illegally obtained exhibits in a court of law? They are just fooling Nigerians with fake anti corruption charges. Now I am waiting to see how they'll wriggle out of this..... I think someone should sue EFCC for wasting taxpayers money and causing unnecessary and unneeded media distractions.

No need to look far for that someone to sue the EFCC. Just do it!

ziego:
I don believe it

Let me go and see the chief priest

You don't have to see before believing. The king is on the throne. Lol!

HungerBAD:
Cool.

See the Small King dey form seriousness sef.

Our people make proverb say "NO MATTER AS GOAT SQUEEZE FACE REACH FOR MARKET, THEM MUST PRICE AM"

Oga Kin, Your Teacher must still FLOG you for School, KIng or no King.

Shebi him dey J.S.S 3? Wish it was my NYSC days in your Community Secondary School. HungerBAD FLOG the King in School would have made for a good headline.

You don't flog a child because you want to make headlines. Suppose he is well behaved, will you just look for an excuse to flog him just to make headlines? Besides, reasonable teachers will learn to respect their king in spite of young age.

princebaby:
Attention seekers and Apc belike ehhe bubu and osibaa lol I no call name oooo

But you just called the names. Oya cancel or strike through wetin you write.

Abbeyme:
Rather, signs of a previous failed government

In Kenya!

Acidosis:
Signs of a failed government

Failed government in Kenya

Obiodunukwe:
The chief financier and navigator of Boko Haram finally taking over the same institution that allowed the terrorist group to expand and thrive.

And this party of corrupt buffoons expect Nigerians to take them seriously?

PDP are a confused party!

So much for re-branding.

#BokoHaramRebranding

Based on this appointment, PDP has just sealed Buhari's second term without any fight

Sorry, my president is not gunning for a second term but there will be somebody to give these PDP buffons a TKO(Technical Knock Out)

Futbolpredikts:
summary:
The president has finally applied common sense by cutting the cost of flying oversea with his entourage for treatment, thereby seeking for medical assistant from foreign doctors by flying them to Nigeria.. Why won't a dollar turn 706naira?

Nigerian doctors are unemployable- PMB

Did you just say that? Nay please, I am gainfully employed! Besides, those doctors did not come to treat Mr. President or did Op say so?

JOOHEL:
Ahan!.... How many people sef go visit dis man in a day?.



Liberia persident.
E.A adeboye
Medical doctors from greece
Ooni of Ife
.

Very soon Seun sef go visit buhari.

Yes na. Seun too. Ahah, why not?

NobleAngell:
Mama Peace there's fire on the mountain. I hope say no be only u waka come o. Inform your fellow widows.

Lol!

SouthernBreeze:
Mama Peacce nor hold any political position oh. APC just using probe to distract Nigerians. SMH

Are you a Nigerian at all? We all know that Mama peace or piss is more of a polithiefian than even her husband. Why feign ignorance?

koikoi2:
EFCC is mad. That girl is in my house. I even proposed to her on d 14th. Nothing will make me hand her over except dey give me #150 billion.

The crook is in your house? Please note that no liar will make heaven!

ChappyChase:
Thief even get choice?!

Yes na. Courtesy of his corrupt lawyers.

bikerboy1:
Please let me know whenever he is ready

The Man that single handedly crippled Nigeria

Ready? It is his lawyers that are holding us to ransom. Seizure of license my foot!

PassingShot:
Whether now or later, you shall reap your reward in full measure. You cannot be saved by the wailing of those known to naturally defend corruption and corrupt persons.

I thought this thief needed to go to London for medical treatment in October/November 2015. So, why has he not died since he was neither allowed to go nor admitted in any hospital here?

Kudos to PMB for preventing the worst NSA that could ever walk on earth's surface. If not, Dasuki's case would have become like that of Diezanni, Lamorde, Abdullah Inde of Customs and we wouldn't have known even close to half of the shameless looting of our common wealth as we've now known.

You forgot to mention Kuku of Amnesty fame! Once you allow them go out of the country, we will need Interpol to get them and we don't have that luxury.

Snipes009:
I have never been scammed and will never be scammed. This is something I really derive joy from. My secret? - Self contentment!!!

Scamming has got nothing to do with greed. Suppose you wanted to buy goods from online shopping site. You pay on line and goods do not come. You have been scammed but that has nothing to do with self contentment. You are just lucky or may be not so well to do.

martineinstein:
Its only greedy,gullible and unintelligent ppl dat get scammed

No so my dear. Suppose you get scammed through online shopping? You pay for goods and goods don't arrive, because there were no goods in the first place. Chai!

I have been scammed like up to thrice. This is because I tend to trust people easily. But this one I want to recount was unavoidable because it looked real! First, I got an e-mail(purportedly) from a friend and colleague that he just ordered a laptop from kekestar.com, a Chinese online shopping site. He now sent the link. Then, I went shopping. In my cart, I had hp pavillion dvd 6 for $386 plus shipping cost. They sent me account details and I wired money to the account through Oceanic bank. Next, I got a bogus mail telling me that they have received my payment and my goods have been sent quoting one fake way bill tracking no. They cautioned that I cannot track now since the goods were still in Chinese territory. After that, they disappeared. No more answering of my mails and finally they closed the website. Please, next time you see kekestar.com, do Ben Johnson or Usain Bolt as fast as possible to prevent being scammed.

kazzonline:
Yes oop,by one bastard @jimiagric on nairaland,den i wss a newbie on nairaland,wanted to swap my torch 3 for a bold 5,he approached me dat he had a white bold 5 and he is in abk,dat i wud add 13k to my torch 3,which i must send first,he made me bliv he was a chruch choirmaster,na so my mumu sef went to send 13k to his acc oo,he told me he wud send it tru a bus driver,after i sent the money,na so d bastard miss till date,but u still hav him in mind,I hav his full details jes waitn for yhe right time to strike

So sad. Bid your time jor. Judgement day is near.

francababy:
Not possible to scam a warri guy? lol. This proud belief is what makes scamming many warri guys possible. If u scam one warri guy, out of pride he shuts up. U will scam his friend, then his cousin, then his neighbour and so on. None of them wants to be mocked so they will keep quiet without alerting others while the scammer goes about exploiting them.

You gat it. Like one guy above who said he has been scamed twice but is ashamed to recount.

ChappyChase:
Oh op I have been scammed Twice! The experience is best forgotten!! Too ashamed to share!

Why now? But nobody knows you here except your friends know your moniker.

chriskosherbal:
Sacking is becoming too rampant in Nigeria.

Yes ke. To pave way for new blood or do you want them to sabotage the new governor?