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Oh no, not this time.

*Sniper* is not an easy killer; it's an organ eating ,liquid monster.

Sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate.

When you blindly drink *sniper* that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you....

1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir

2. You will have serious discharges from your nose...oh, it's late, you will have no control over these happenings now.

3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold onto your head and scream like it wants to explode..

4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close, making sure that your body have loses control over it.

5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river.

6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, because you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but sniper must finish its job.

7. The rest of the crises come in turns as you poo all over yourself ...sweating, muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down, convulsion, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney, cardiac arrest will aid your departure.

The last thing that will die in you, is your brain that will take in every information before shutting down. It will allow you watch yourself, give up the pained ghost.

That's why they will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper...because you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses, screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that's how they end up in the hospital.

If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, but you will never remain the same; if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital...but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it before your terrorized brain shuts down, is "regrets".

*You can see, it's not an easy death*

In case you are among those waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper...that 100ml ,200/300 naira is a *terminator*.. *a gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator.*

You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easiest way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.

If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. *Suicide is not a joke*.

Sniper will make you *see your ear without mirror,* will force you to beg for your life back, but it will scream back at you from your system, to let it do its job.

*It will give you a slow, dragged, struggled, regrettable death..*

Why don't you use that strength of fighting a painful death, and fight your way out to live?

CC: Lalasticlala please help push to the front page so that everyone can see.

...Good Morning and Happy Sunday to y'all.

There is this question that I have been pondering on and I will like the house to throw more light or clarify my curiosity if there are any I am not aware of.

The question is why are our Nigerian Gospel Artists ie the likes of Frank Edward, Sinach, Tope Alabi,Nathaniel Bassey, Chioma Jesus, Same Okposo, Joe Praise etc etc not being used as brand ambassadors of Glo, Mtn, Airtel, 9mobile, Pespi, electronics, Banks,etc

Is it that it's a sin or their fan base is not strong enough to accommodate such or They themselves don't want it or they don't have the charisma or what exactly is this issue??
Like I said initially, I haven't seen any or is there any I am not aware of?
If we have the Olamides and the D'banjs as brand ambassadors then why can't we have this Gospel Artists?

Please clarify my curiosity.
Our Christian Brothers and Sisters on this forum can also help out.
Lalasticala Can help us too!!!

nowpresence:
is your own missing?

..nah really
Besides, I wasn't really talking to you. Do you mind telling me where she got them

ModusOperandi:
RMD is like fine wine, gets better with age

...Where did u get those lines from?

zed7:
Mums are the best. Like if u love your mum.

Mums and Dads are the Best!!!

kenonze:
This picture resemble "biblical last supper"

I can see "Judas" (Bukola Saraki),
I can see "Peter" (Ita Enyang)
I can also see "Paul" (Osibanjo)

Who did u see?

Madam you try for your analysis but Paul no dey with Jesus during the last supper..

IYANGBALI:
That is why I doesn't joke with my gari,akpu and pounded yam.

Lmao.. But guy u need 2add some food supplements o!

divinehand2003:
Thanks a million my dear OP. It's a highly informative post. Good job. A million thanks again.

Anytime bro!

divinehand2003:
Thanks a million my dear OP. It's a highly informative post. Good job. A million thanks again.

Anytime bro!

dominique:
That's why it is very important to consume foods/fruits rich in anti-oxidants. They help in destroying those cells and preventing their growth.

I totally agree wit you sis!

Confessng:
This is true it's is when the body cannot fight them they become issues

Yeah bro! It is an issue everyone needs to take note of.

1. Every person has cancer cells in the body.. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.

2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a
person's lifetime.

3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer
cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors.

4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has
nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic,
but also to environmental, food and lifestyle factors.

5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet to eat more adequately and healthy, 4-5 times/day and by including supplements will strengthen the immune system.

6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing
cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastrointestinal tract etc., and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.
7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.

8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size.
However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.

9.. When the body has too much toxic burden from
chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either
compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.

10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.

11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer
cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.

*CANCER CELLS FEED ON:

a. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc. are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses, but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in color Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt.

b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus.. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soy milk cancer cells are being starved.

c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer.

d.. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole
grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into
an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at
temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C)..

e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high
caffeine Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer
fighting properties. Water-best to drink purified water, or
filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap
water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.

12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of
digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines becomes putrefied and leads to more toxic buildup.

13.. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By
refraining from meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the
body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells.

14. Some supplements build up the immune system
(IP6, Flor-ssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals,
EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells.. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.

15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit.

A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior
be a survivor. Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.

16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated
environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to
get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells.


Source: Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins:
Cc: Lalasticala

..Hmm

At the burial ceremony
of my late great grand father in
Abeokuta, my uncle
attended with about
four soldiers
accompanying him and
had booked rooms for
both himself and these soldiers in this particular hotel for a
few days. Unfortunately, on getting to the hotel with him
on the second night, it happened that the manager had
swapped their rooms in favour of another preferred
customer. Despite all calm enquiries made by my uncle
about why such an unfair action was taken, the hotel
manager kept explaining away that the deposit they made
did not fully cover the rooms for that night and on seeing
a paying customer, he decided to play safe.
Imagine that this manager had packed their loads out to a
room of lesser value! My uncle patiently asked the
manager to reverse his decision but he kept adamant,
refusing to admit his error and suggesting they paid up
and take his alternative. At this point, I began to pity the
manager who obviously didn’t know that the occupants of
the rooms whose loads he packed aside were active
soldiers of the Nigerian army whose temper at this point
could almost be visibly seen to have turned red. Hmmm!
My uncle simply stepped back and that was it! Like an
hungry lion, these soldiers pounced on this manager right
in my sight… with diverse manifestations of unstoppable
cruelty. He was flogged like a school boy while holding his
two ears, jumping continuously like a frog under military
command, pleading to be allowed to reverse his decision
but it was too late . Suddenly the soldiers decided to listen
and he reversed his arrangements, packed their loads back
and all the while he hurried to do the right thing, I kept my
gaze on him, wondering… “Must you be beaten? ”
Sincerely, one could easily and may be even rightly call
that manager “stupid” but consider how many of us only
went to buy the fire extinguisher in our cars after we got
penalized by the road marshals. See how many of us only
got to repair the broken stairway guide in the house, after
a loved one fell from there. Consider how many times the
government moved swiftly to sanitize the aviation industry
only after a devastating air crash. In the same vein,
consider how many of us eventually broke that sinful
relationship only when it brought us a sexually transmitted
disease. The list is endless of corrections we only make
after we have suffered the consequences of not correcting
them earlier. … “ Must you be beaten?”
Why should you be caught and punished before you
repent? Why should you become pregnant unduly before
you begin to avoid sexual immorality? Why should you face
divine judgment before you hearken to divine instruction?
Rather than wait till your wife/husband would finally pack
out of your house and your children would become
emotionally destabilized, why not sort out your issues with
her/him and take care of her/ submit to him now! Why
should the university advise you to withdraw before you
start taking your studies with fervent devotion? Why wait
for your kids would grow up to become the campus
terrorists or prostitutes that the journalists would display
on the TV… before you start taking the issue of training
and reading bible stories for them very seriously. Don’t
wait till your ministry or business has suffered a major
setback before amending your ways. Lastly, rather than
wait till rapture has happened or a deadly sickness has
pinned you down to your death bed before rededicating
your life and commitment to God… … “ Must you be
beaten? ”
Look into your life and discover all good changes you have
made in your life only after a beating or a terrible incident
happened to you and ask yourself again: Must I be
beaten? Unfortunately, the scars that occur before some
corrections are either irreversible or they make the
corrections of no more value. Some divorced persons now
remember things they should have done well… but the
doors of resolution are now tightly shut… Some big boys
now remember the earlier counsel given them against their
terrible lifestyle of drinking, smoking and womanizing… but
the present doctor’s report on their state of health has left
them with barely few more days to live…
Consider all the instructions you could conveniently heed
now, all the corrections you could conveniently and
peacefully make now… and while you see yourself foot-
dragging about it… ask yourself again… Mr. man, must you be beaten?

CHPR:
I like your statements but how can we escape from it, accepting Jesus is the yeah, but I think God has never saved without a practical system which when ever we read from the scriptures we see it as seperation and it is led and controlled by someone. it is obvious that our Church pastors are not the appropriate leaders for this because the are all enjoying the capitalist system, now we've seen that 666 is a prophecy that must fulfil in a given time, no matter how faithful we are, even the pastors can not do without transactions. so I really want to know how to be saved. thank you.

My guy if truly u want to get saved, Pls surrender your life to Christ. Acknowledge that your a sinner, confess those sins to Him, tell Him to come into your heart and give you the Grace to live above temptation. If u say this prayers sincerely from your heart, God will help and sustain you. Also separate from friends that will lure u back 2 sin.
For more spiritual advice. Send PM

.. I have gone through many of the comments. I wonder y pple won't read btw lines b4 throwing jabs. anyways ur jabs are welcome.
I didn't say having BVN is equivalent to having the mark of the beast. I said It is important to know these are consolidation of data for the mark of the beast which is an identity. It is a surest way 4 d anti christ to get the bio data of those that will miss the rapture. Its a wake up call 4 all believers to stay alert, watch and pray so that they won't miss the rapture.
Pls fellas am not against the BVN or SIM registration neither am I against western development on Nigerian soil.
Like I earlier said, the Message is not for everybody neither is it 4 nobody.
Read with understanding.

Goodyshoes:
Can't believe people still dwell in such ignorance and naivety in this era and age......
Truly, this reeks of shallow and superstitious beliefs.... Did the Bible tell yhu of bank transactions...?? Or did it tell yhu of BVN....??
Get real....OP

My guy the txt was an eye opener. It was actually not meant 4 everybody but for those who earnestly await the Second Coming of Christ.(RAPTURE).

Hello, recent events in the banking sector has caused me to look into God's word and know that the rapture of the saints is no longer near but right at the door. It all started with SIM registration, then to NUBAN (ten digit bank account numbers), now we have BVN and NIN without which you cannot transact your business.

It is important to know these are consolidation of data for the mark of the beast which is an identity and money system. I have watched customers queue up and denied access to their money because they don't have BVN and by September 1st no transaction will hold without your NIN (national identity number). These are a build-up to the Mark of the Beast. You cannot buy or sell without it. Now BVN and NIN are no longer optional in transacting your banking business and the world is fast going cashless. Observing the speed and deadlines given, what will be the banking system in the next two years?

Brethren are we still playing church at this time? Jesus is coming for a church without spot or wrinkle. After the rapture comes the great tribulation, who can stand? If now is so hard for many how much more then? If you have a social network, BVN, SIM registration or NIMC, welcome to reality, your data is already captured. The only way out now is making rapture. You will be treated as a traitor if you refuse the code which will no longer be on plastic cards but on your right hand or forehead. It won't be visible to the eye but picked with a hand scanner everyone can afford.

This is a call to seriousness to everyone who has an ear to listen. If you are not born again, please do so now by accepting Jesus as your Lord and Saviour and live by God's standards. For many that are already born again, remember it must be a church without spot or wrinkle, so let go of all sin, malice and unforgiveness. Pray for every soul and the weak. He is no longer near, but right at the door. THINK ABOUT THE WORD. GOD HELP US ALL, AMEN

..HenRoShun

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY PASTOR AND MY MENTOR! MAY THE ALMIGHTY GAUSE HIS ANOINTING TO CONTINUALLY INCREASE IN YOUR LIFE AND CAUSE YOU AND YOUR FLOCKS TO MAKE HEAVEN AT LAST! LONG LIFE IN HEALTH AND MORE PROSPERITY IS MY HEART DESIRE FOR YOU, YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR MINISTRY!

dhikirulahi:
this shows the level of ur incompetent as a leader even as an ordinary citizen wen u r given advice u av to check balance such b4 decision will b taken . Not to talk of the no one citizen of our dear nation telling us this by this tym of d day . As for me wot ever decision u av ben taken I can never b disappointed cos I already no d kind of people u r surrounded with in d aso rock all I wish u is good luck as u end ur presidential mission n vision come 2015 In buhari we truth to continue

Guy u sure say u undastand wetin u write so? Am stil trying 2 figure it out.

Muttex:
Am very ashame of you Mr.GEJ for talking like a novice.

U talking as if ur beta dan him.. Mtcheew! Hypocrisy in d highest order

nessaluv:
Wats x0 clueless abt wat he said?? d likes 0f 0bama and GW face(d) same challenge though dey dnt say theirs 0ut, jst c0s e said ez 0wn 0ut makes im a clueless president....

Its x0 easy 4pple 2call d president clueless even wen d situation d0esnt warrant dat....

Sum dnt even knw wat clueless means....

My sista no mind them jare. Pple wey no kno wetin dem go talk jus dey open der rotten mouth 2 talk. God go suprise them vewi soon.

3kay945:
I never knew his cluelessness has reach this level..

. Watz actually wrong wit dat pix ehn? Pple always looking 4 fault! Na wa o!

Thank You! You remain the Boss!

calebo101:
And some enemies of progress will keep deceiving their people to bomb themselves and destroy their land to make the government look weak.

They keep accusing the man of dividing the nation along religious lines yet the man keeps delivering the benefits of good governance without being biased or marginal.

Honestly the North has every reason to thank Jonathan. Their politicians mean them no good that's why they refused to build schools for them.

Jonathan has built schools for the almajiris and now I'm seeing train stations constructed and mainly domiciled in the North.

Goodluck Jonathan, posterity would judge you. Your good works would surpass you.

Even though you neglected the Niger-delta where you're from and kept pumping out oil money to the insatiable north, whenever they enter train they would keep remembering it's the clueless one that built it.

When they graduate from the almajiris school, proceed to the university cited in their domain and can study the Koran well to know good from bad, they would remember it was the "clueless bastard from otueke" that constructed it.

You the northern masses are good people we know, just your representatives are blood sucking demons. That's why instead of them to build schools for you and educate you, they went to Niger republic to build schools of 1 billion naira.

Maybe not today, maybe Jonathan may not govern you again but what you can't deny is the legacy and the path for development he has brought to your doorstep.

JayKaba:
PhD degree is not a certification of intelligence. It only takes the knowledge of an aspect of a singular discipline to obtain a PhD. A PhD holder in Sociology for example would definitely not know how to solve the least Calculus problem. GEJ does not have a PhD in management or "governance" so his PhD degree should not be a subject of reference when trying to castigate his style of leadership.

U jus said it all!

Nokia3330: Good for the lad! I hope his work permit is sorted out fast. EPL is going to be interesting this season.

How I wish Berlusconi will just sell my club to a willing investor. Can you imagine AC Milan not playing any continental games this season?? Its really a sad story at the Stadio Giuseppe Meazza.

And why the hell was Seedorf sacked to usher in a tactless Inzaghi? whyyyy?!!

Enough of my rant.

FORZA Milan!


Sent from a Nokia 3330

I really wonder 4 Milan dis season.. Milan has problem wit mangement and good governance. Jus imagine, we aint playing any continental games dis season yet we stil refuse 2 buy quality players. Tell me hw Milan wan tek succeed winning seria and copa italia or even qualifying 4 2015/2016 UEFA Champs lig huh? I would even prefer Berlusconi sell part of Milan's shares to rich Arabians! Anyways God dey!

drauj: Now Jonathan deserves a thumb-up......
But please also congratulate APC in 2015 presidential polls for winning.

..If I hear