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Kay-Dee:
Okay nah, tell me what to say.


he scored a couple of goals but was already a misfiring cylinder b4 he left Mersey side.

He scored a similar number of goals in the few months between SA and SB as he has all through his over-a-season-long stay in SB!

Why Malouda and Bosingwa? They could cost them this match!

I'm not a Chelsea fan, but these boys better win--------------for EPL!

Kay-Dee:
So AVB is the cause of Torres' misfortunes ehn ?

His 'spiritual' problem started from his last days @ d pool, infact since the last World Cup.

Don't say that, the guy scored a handful of goals just between the World Cup and the time he departed. He was our highest goalscorer even at the time he left.

Kay-Dee:
Torrryyy comes on, lets see if he's recovered from the spiritual psychological mental problem that has been haunting him.

I'm still wondering why everyone seems to include that in their list of "reasons why Torres Flopped in Chelsea." I'm sure if I probe further you'd probably include "Drogba" in that statement.

@ Kay-Dee

It's 4:3, not 3:2!

Great game! We won, at least!

Yes Captain Fantastic, show Henderson and co how it's done.

See what I'm saying; only when he returns from an injury does he perform this way. On his last return we scored three against New Castle. It's looking like this night would be same.

Kay-Dee:
you mean like, for the rest of the season ? ?

No, in short spells.

Hope Lucas will be same.

Gerrard needs to be out on injuries more often, it's like he's far more efficient when he returns from them.

It's funny how everyone here keeps using the word "Love."

"Love"? I'm sure that concept actually exists, but all I see is "love" for oneself, I don't see "love" for others. "Love"? All I can tell you on this is that "love" isn't what keeps people together, tolerance does! Tolerance is what keeps "White" Americans with "Black" Americans. It's what keeps Scots with Brits. It's what keeps "Nigeria" "Nigeria." Tolerance, not love!. Once she can no longer tolerate you, she'll go the length of her capacity to rid herself of you comfortably!

If you've proposed to her, this question's already coming too late. In law, a proposal is an "Agreement to Marry" {in other words, A BONA FIDE CONTRACT}, and she can sue for damages in the event of a breach of contract. If she's that type of woman, and you've proposed and decide to pull out, you're already in trouble! The damages could be calculated to the approximate sum of money she could have had access to all her married life had she gotten married to you. SO WATCH WHAT YOU DO WITH HER!{and una neva even marry} It's not much about what they will do as it is about what they can do, and women, generally, will do what they can do if they're pushed to the wall to!


That said, are you really willing to spend your entire married life being that careful? If so, then proceed!

From all I've gathered, for you,

Why American Films Are Ridiculous.

is because

The price tag that is put on some hollywood films are incredible.

Shall we commence?

1. The script: Unlike Nigerian movies where the director wakes up one morning and decides to make whatever crap he's thinking, in Hollywood things aren't done as such. Few movies are actually made by the same people who wrote them, and they have to impress the execs of a studio before the can give them such money and grant them the use of their facilities. Have you done a little research on how much script writers earn? By market value, good and proven script writers in Hollywood command an average of a seven digit paycheck {USD}.
2. Time: I remember, a few years ago CNN's then staff, Jeff Koinange did a piece on Nollywood on behalf of the CNN. A typical Nollywood movie takes about a month to start and finish. In hollywood, a movie can take years to even start, and it takes an average of one half of a year to complete. An established cinematographer earns between $500 and $800 a day (* 6 months = $90,000-$144,000). We aren't even talking about lightening, effects, etc.
3. Actors: Hollywood actors are The Best in the global industry (take it or leave it). Even a simply spectacular story needs a great actor, or it'll flop, but put a movie with an uninteresting plot in the hands of a spectacular actor and see how far it goes. Personally, I see nothing interesting about the movie Scarface but that movie still makes my list of best 10 movies of all time. Wanna know why? In the end, a spectacular actor commands a spectacular paycheck.

What about the "Best Place To Ask For Credit On Your Phone"?? 

Imagine what it would've been like if Condi Rice woke up one morning and changed "Arlington" to "George Bush," or if Boris Johnson changed "Fulham" to "David Cameron"? Won't that have seemed extremely silly? Only in Africa--------------signs of prevalent level of cognitive development!

I'm luffing this!!

Re: Mass Deportation From South Africa: Another Sign Of Nigeria’s Fading Glory!

Dude, this aint no sign of "Nigeria's fading glory," this is evidence of Nigeria's faded glory! The most obvious "Sign of Nigeria's Fading Glory," was the gradual sinking into extinction of the entire manufacturing sector of a country with about 150 Mill people. How many countries with "glory" do you know of that have an extinct industrial manufacturing sector?

"Africa Unite"? Oh, where is Ghaddafi when you need him??!!

Game Over! Thank God, still an empty cabinet!! (I still dey vex for the Anfield saga)

Kay-Dee:
Gen Geun, Park is coming on .

for who ?

RVP of course!!

On nights like this, Wenger would regret letting Arshavin go. He thrives on being subed in in such games of such importance.

arrived:
What's happening?

Milan is once again losing their early advantage to another English club in another Champions League, thanks to their outright stupidity! That's what's happening.

Wenger is at it again. "Luck" ke, only GOD knows what rituals those coaches do in the background.

Mobinga:
You better look for a better country.

Dude, you bad oh!

What can D'banj possibly achieve by himself? He's no Usher with steps, no MJ with voice, No Busta with Rhymes, no Jay Z with intellect, what on earth can this guy possibly achieve by himself? If this is true, I wonder what's deceiving him into thinking he deserves to be in the international scene. For what? "Oshe!"? Even 2 year-olds can top charts if Don Jazzy handles the tracks! Wake up guy, no dey f.o.o.l yourself before you become a "hasbeen!"

Amy, my advice - DON'T COME TO NIGERIA, YET! Why?


-  Electricity: Unlike in the UK where you pay for what you use, and if you'd like to pay less then use less, here in Nigeria YOU PAY, but you hardly ever use! On this point, I'd advice you go to Abuja. There's more value for electricity there and you don't need to pay for it twice { via fuel for generators and actual electricity bills} since electricity is really cheap there. The roads are better and life is comparatively less stressful.
-  Standard of Life: Although cost of living in Nigeria is comparatively low, standard of life is even lower. I suggest you know the sort of "business" your father-in-law is doing first, then think up ways of bringing it up to the standard that would afford you the standard of living you're used to {or want}, if it isn't already. Come to Nigeria only when you've been successful in preparing a befitting standard of living when you arrive, and not before. At the end of the day, everything about living in Nigeria boils down to that - standard of life. Since you've been called to the bar in the UK, you wouldn't find it difficult to secure a high standard of living, especially in Abuja. First, you're a graduate, second, a professional, third UK trained, and lastly, and most importantly, WHITE!
-  Honesty: You should be aware {regardless of how patriotic I would even care to admit} that Nigerians are generally dishonest. Keep that at the back of your mind in everything you do whenever you come around, or else you'd become a victim so many times that you might get frustrated back. There's a saying in Nigeria - Shine your eyes!
-  In laws: Know who your in-laws really are. Some of them are green snakes in the grass.
-  Security: In Nigeria, your security is in your own hands, and not an outsider's. This is a place "standard of life" {above} becomes important. If you have a high standard of life, then you'd probably be in a position to afford yourself security.

These are all I have for you, for now!

naijababe:
If e dey pain you, take aboliki rub am

ode remo:
^^^^, sour grape. suck it in man.
be man about loosing, its not the end for looserpool.
u shall never walk alone.

baslone:
So they should lose? The brains of men!

Why do you all seem so pissed I'm speaking The Truth?! Abi una get finals wey I no know??

Despite all, still an empty cabinet!

WHen's Bellamy coming in? Ehn Dalglish.

When's Bellamy or Maxi coming in Dalglish?