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NCAN reporting for duties

Name not provided so we are going to use our latest acquired technology to scan his face.

Bleep....scanning.....scanning..scanning. ...still scanning...result found
Result analysis》is it our flat headed Jew brother who loves developing nations ?
Our flat headed jew brother: NO..this person seem to be carrying an award..our flat headed brother don't like carrying awards

Is it the renowned Afonjas?

YES very positive..this person has a cone head and prosperity is written all over him..and oh he also seem to be carrying an award not a white substance.

NCAN CHICAGO BRANCH

over and out.

NigerianScholar:
God punish the 4 people above me



Forces of destruction that dont want me to be ftc ds year

Wow..why u so bitter..shey first to comment don become achievements way u go write for your CV?

Please use your brain and mind how you use your words..

Sun never come out..your brain don dey overheat

Where are the runs girl of instagram better work don show dem no go apply

all they know how to do is move from one hotel to an other

Okay we have heard next

Cancer patient Mayowa Ahmed has died. She died this afternoon August 21st in a hospital in South Africa after battling Ovarian cancer for a while. She was flown to South Africa on August 11th for treatment after kind-hearted Nigerians raised over N100million for her treatment. Unfortunately, she didn't make it. So sad! May her soul rest in peace, amen.



http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/08/unfortunate-news-cancer-patient-mayowa.html?m=1

I wonder why Nigerian are not into vlogging..it actually pays well more than goggle..YouTube money is gold..

So this is the level Mario ballotelli has gotten to

walcut:
stop calling people who had never been to Nigeria all their lives Nigerians!

Will you say that if he was in the news for a very good reason..

U are an hypocrite..

A teenager was stabbed to death after he was chased through streets by youths armed with machetes on Tuesday, August 16, at Monks Hills estate, Selsdon in Croydon.
The 19-year-old victim identified as Andre Aderemi was knifed multiple times after being pursued by three others carrying weapons.

Police and paramedics rushed to the scene and he was airlifted to hospital where he was later pronounced dead. Witnesses described the commotion just before Aderemi was stabbed to death.

"I saw Andre running for his life and three others were coming behind him. They were just chasing him and shouting. They chased him behind a row of shops. I called the police because I knew if they were to get to him he'd be done. They were armed with machetes. The knives were a foot long. He was stabbed 20 times."

A Met spokesman, on Wednesday said two men, both 19, have been arrested on suspicion of murder and remain in custody. A third teenager was arrested later and detained by detectives investigating murder case. A post-mortem examination is scheduled to take place at Croydon mortuary today.


More than 100 friends and relatives of Aderemi, last night gathered for a memorial church service on the Croydon estate where he was murdered. His mother Yemi Hughes told the congregation the family had moved away from the estate to get him out of the environment.

"I’ve lost my baby. He’s my everything, my rock... my other two boys are broken. I am just so sad that on this one time I wasn't there for him. I 've always been there for him. He just had to call me and I'd have come. I don't know how I ;m going to be the person that I have been because Andre has been a huge part of my life. He is my rock."



Andre, an ex-pupil at John Ruskin College in Croydon, was an amateur rapper said to be friends with two other young musicians stabbed to death in south London in the past three months. He is the eighth teenage victim of knife crime. He was becoming well known in south London’s grime scene, and was friends with Myron Isaac Yarde, a 17-year-old rapper known as MDot, fatally stabbed in New Cross in April. He is also said to have performed with 16-year-old Leoandro Osemeke, known as Showkey, stabbed to death outside a party in Peckham on August 5. Ms Hughes told his friends:

"I want you guys to know I don’t blame any of you. Andre would not want me to sit here today with hatred in my heart, he loved you all. I want you to grieve, be together, support each other, be among us. I’m going to miss him so much. I just don’t know how I’m going to carry on."

Mandy Davis, Andre’s aunt, said: "Please say a prayer for the young people to stop this war that’s going on, so another mother or another family aren’t grieving like we are today."

Andre’s sister Sheniqua has set up an online fundraising page to raise £4,000 to pay for her brother’s funeral, which has so far raised more than £1,000. She wrote:

"He was a passionate for his loved ones and had a priceless heart."

Rev Peter Wyatt, who led last night’s service, praised the family’s dignity saying:

"His mum was incredibly brave and talked about her son. It’s a huge shock, the last time anything like this happened here was 20 years ago. It’s a very quiet area."

Friends paid tribute to Andre, describing him as "funny. bright and talented guy" Levelle Brown said:

"Where do I start? Andre was one of a kind. First meeting him on a football pitch in year 5 and throughout those years he did not change apart from his hair. "

Ellesse Parsonson said: "I have lost a friend but also a brother who will be missed by many but his cheeky smile will always stay with me."

Source: Metropolitan Police UK/Evening Standard

Just one of those moment u wish Albert Einstein was here

am speechless..i dont even know what to say..

where can i stream biko

western culture finally taking over our women that they seem to be forgetting they are African women whose body should be seen only by their husband..we just keep on loosing our self to this modern day shiit..if my wife do this kind of thing am sending her packing..i no pay bride price for noting

God punish poverty

fireforfire:

Nigga u gay

But Nigerian can gather for Africa sha

Loku Loku syndrome dey our blood

LASEMA are improving with their emergency response time

Kudos to them

It yaff tey that baba yaff been doing GOd work

It yaff try that baby yaff been doing GOd work

That first guy got no chill at all

Chai there is GOd o

Orikinla:
[size=18pt]Majority of Nigerian couples maltreating underage children as housemaids are those claiming to be Christians. But they are closer to Satan than to Almighty God.[/size]

True..if only only they will be prosecuted and jailed to send a warning to others

High time there is a law against child abuse in Nigeria

South African don't touch children or even teachers in schools don't touch their student

And we call our self a develop country

Nigeria is one of the most dirtiest countries ever

Imagine them selling food stuff that people are going to buy and eat..files are going to perch on that faeces and land on food stuff that are going to be bought for consumption. After they will say people are falling sick to a strange illness.

What are the health ministry doing about this ?

She has this evils wicked look about her

When your parent warn u not to follow bad gang you refuse

So u are telling me to sleep naked spread leg and open my asshole and allow cockroach to crawl their way into my rectum..no thank you..

Someone could have just pour out the sperm that produces this one away...just one of the many product of a burst condom

datola:
Pot bellies every where.

I dey suspect say that man way wear that black cloth carry belle

Mrakthedream:
Hmmmm....all I know is that PDP is an evil Party.kOWA and APGA shouldn't dull...

Shey u no dey shame to mention APGA?

Buhari at it again.. he will always be a military man

I hope this actually provides job and not scam Nigerian

sodayve:
And how is Dat yua bizness...flat headed ugu chewing biafran

Wow..who offended u