₦airaland Forum

naijadeyhia:
Ok. Yeah the list is a very big lie. The statutory amount for bride price is between 60 naira and 100 naira in olokoro. We believe we are not selling our kids and nobody can ever finish with the paying of bride price as now we are one family so its expected that sons or daughters inlaw must take care of father inlaw or mother in law as the case may be so what we take is a token as a symbolic exercise.
Whatever else that would be required would be for entertainment purposes.

yes this is true.

naijadeyhia:
Whats a big fat lie? The fact that I am from Umuajata?

That list. Sorry am from Umuahia too.

This list cannot be from my umuahia,it is relatively cheap over there,you can only get such list in imo state.

naijadeyhia:
Nwannem nwoke mma mma. Ikwuole ihem bu lobim. Ibu onye ebe n'olokoro abum onye umuajata

Am from there too thats a big fat lie.

iphunanya:
My bride price is over 200k

Don't worry since we re from same area i will come n pay for it. or are you not worth it?

holicalpha:
I am not tosyne2much(an expert) but these are signs I noticed, it happened to me recently and I want to share.
It may not apply to every girl out there but most of them do this. Our society doesn't appreciated girls who are outspoken about their feelings, when a guy asks a girl out and she gives in easily,she's labelled a Hoe,so many girls play the "Form Hard To get" card.. Without wasting much of our time, let's go straight to the point.


- She finds your conversation interesting: you are asking a girl out and she says no;she has a boyfriend or she doesn't want to date because relationships are stressful but she seems interested in your conversations...my guy it means the girl enjoy having you around,if a girl doesn't want you around/you conversation is boring then you're on a long thing,just start planning to move like PMB..even if she doesn't enjoy the convo she'll pretend to because she likes you.

-she laughs at your Jokes: whenever you're around her you're feeling like Bovi..she's always complimenting you like"OmG Alpha,you're so funny" she's trying tell you that I'm tripping nigga but some girls say you're funny and in their mind" Why this guy mumu like this"


-She calls back when she sees your missed call(s): Haba bros! Do u need T.B Joshua to tell you that she dey fall hard...girls don't disturb themselves calling guys unless the ones they like...so she calls u after seeing your missed call but you're still saying she doesn't like you,nigga she is just Forming Linda Ikeji.

- You invite her to an event and she accepts: I know Cutehector will understand this one... Girls wanna be seen with people they like...she's not afraid of being out with out..you invite to go out and she accepts my guy she likes u. Some girls though,they'll just accept your invitation for the Food...(Stomach Infrastructure things.)


- She is not saying NO: if she's not saying NO bluntly and she's like "Lalasticlacla I'm tired of relationships, so many heartbreaks" she's letting you know that after you've won me over,DONT BREAK MY HEART OO(i sound like Cynthia Morgan abi.?)


- She visits you when you ask: like I said I girl will never, I repeat again, a girl will never waste her time with a guy she doesn't like talk more about Visiting a Guy's home...
She knows there may be some touching but nevertheless she there,my nigga the Signal is clear.


- She's does not Hesitate to introduce you to her friends: she might have told them that you guys are already dating( it happened to me, she was forming hard to get o but told some people that we were dating,I was surprised when I heard) some girls are heartless though they might introduce you to their friends to let them know that one mugu is around the corner.

So after all these signals,she showed to me I didn't code and I saw another girl(my current GF) the former wants me back...she told her friend to tell me but it is too late I can't leave my Bae.

To the Guys- Read signs when you're asking a girl out,she might be into you without you knowing.... Don't misread oo, cus the level some girls friend is INFINITY.


To the Girls- don't stress the guy too much...form hard to get but don't make your Hard to get persona push the guy away.

Thanks for reading and Bless You.

Who have time to read if she is into me and form hard to get? I don't have patience for those things moreover its only kids that form hard to get,a mature lady says no or yes,for me there is no time to do all that chasing,i could try not more than twice n off i go. Go for mature ladies not kids.

TANTUMERGO007:
on who?

On your poor n wicked soul.

Hadez:
but why are Mondays always boring? Thank God I am not standing alone in this

HI,I did like us to get to know you if you don't mind.

superstar1:
Kissing my PVC once again.

I voted rightly.

Me too. I believe and love PMB though my people hate him but they will be consumed by it.

okeyglm:
the man blaming buhari, where were you and other igbo senators when lagos - calabar rail and 2nd niger bridge was removed from the budget .

Do you mind the idiot and foolish man,he is just looking for sympathy and sentiments cuz he knows when you say such thin in igbo land,you will be hailed.

joeblaze:
Im not yoruba ,but on behalf of all the yorubas on NL, I want to let you know that u nor get sense.

The boy no get sense at all. I pity his generation.

enoch273:
And kindly get busy instead of pock nosing in the lies of this celebs.

You people no get shame everything turn to tribalism. Get a life.

KweenSisan:
... Am not even talking about the category of guys that are after sex..i mean..do i need to be thirty to know those kind of guys?..it a sad story though..that when some young men see a lady all they think about is sex...it no wonder ladies naturally tend to date very older guys

It comes with experience cuz we come with different methods. ....... some of us could wait till eternity n once we get sex.....We 're gone,so it's not about time.....it's actions n inactions that determines all that......but truth is you can never be certain untill you place a bait n if he takes it then he would 've failed n then again some don't hide theirs n there are proffessionals who did go the whole length with you. Even older men love sex but probably they tend not to be in it cuz of sex that's the difference cuz he's probably looking for a good girl or he's had success with girls n wishes to be better man.

[quote author=KweenSisan post=44792575]..true..but then just going for her because you're lonely is what i don't like..i think its selfish..i mean its like their antenna is turned on..and when this girl just seems homely and all..the next thing is relationship..its scary o...for me..you don't even know who's i love you to believe again[/quote

You 're still young when you get to that stage you did know who is after sex n who is not.

KweenSisan:
..wow..wow..henryhemon..you've helped..#she claps

You 're following boys but I guess you 're a girl too.

CR77:
I wouldn't have forgiven myself if I have voted this government, but thank God I never did.

Who cares .

anonimi:
Looters like Buhari and Abacha, not so
Or maybe you are too sentimental and tribalistic to acknowledge they are both THIEVES.



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You can even quote or go to hell to get a magazine that proves PMB is corrupt but the truth to your shame is that no body can come out and say PMB stole anythin even as a president or take him to court,even pigs pdp couldnt find anything incriminating they had to resort to him not having waec result. So if you like go to hell n dig out bull craps n claim Pmb is corrupt you 're doing yourself.

anonimi:
But PDP is still in power at the federal level with Ebola Owu who ruled ruined our country for 8 out of the 16 years now APC navigator, not so

Please in a sane country like China Jonathan n his cronies will have been beheaded for monumental corruption,am not saying this base on what papers are writing,the looting under someone who called himself president....infact he should hide himself in feaces.

BeardedMeat:
you insulted me today for positing that PDP will take over the SPs seat if he goes down. I have forgiven you sha.

Definitely not me.

BeardedMeat:
you insulted me today for positing that PDP will take over the SPs seat if he goes down. I have forgiven you sha.

I never did.

BeardedMeat:
You must be benefitting from this shody arrangement if this all you can come up with after reading that lenghty passage if at all you read. Nobody will vote for a miss NL who thinks from the anus. #noOffence.

Did she beg you to vote for her? Nigeria is here to stay go hang yourself.

Bimpe29:
APC, a divided house against itself. No matter what's happening to Saraki now is directly and indirectly having effect (adverse) on our national lives considering the sensitivity of his office as SP.
This is a carelessness of APC as a party, lacking direction and purpose.
Just leaders of the 2 houses of National Assembly APC was unable to install, as democratically as possible.
Now masses are being held to ransom as a result of APC clueless. Many things revolves round National Assembly, it is not an institution you can play with, the way it is being toyed with by APC led administration.
Saraki is an alleged criminal and unfortunate scape goat.

Where did pdp non cluelessness land us as a nation? Abeg shift make we talk better thing. If pdp were wise Nigeria wouldn't be in deep shit.

Beehshorp:
what has buhari don so far...
Arrest Kanu and disobey court orders
Arrest Dasuki and disobey court orders
Arrest Zakzakky after the injustice meted on his people..thesame people that voted himand also refuse to release him
Chase Metuh all over the country
Chase dokpesi also
Chase Saraki and hunt him

And he allowed Tinubu, ameashit, fashola, to roam about cos they are in the ruling party and they are all saints and also cos they are not agents of the "so-called" change

May God give you common sense. Anyway your rant na here end.

floragregs:
send PM na

I can't read mine,have forgotten the mail I used back then.

Goddex:
[size=14pt]What a confused government?

Obviously, the worst government since independence[/size]

Better than the circus headed by the drunkard called gej. Now go n hang yourself.

floragregs:
I should mail u? Lol. And tell u what na

Just to get your contact

I know you wouldn't release yours here

He will rot in prison.

donsteady:
Mark my word, this is beginning end of Buhari's administration. 60% of militant in Naija delta are educated they are good with tools, that $2B Buhari borrowed won't be enough to fight this war that he is about to start. Let's see how things unfold.

Your words are nonsense to be marked as if you will be in the field fighting,when militants were doing their thing were where you? Now you 're beating your chest......don't come here n beat your chest go out n fight for militants n come back n tell the story...cowards.

TheFreeOne:
You and Dan bazza reason from your *****.

So the over 300 massacred in Agatu & others across the country is of no concern to you and nigerians should have kept quiet till Fulani herdsmen starts holding territories like BH

In your haste to defend Buhari try to make sense.

If you have stepped outside your hut you won't be brandishing fulani herdsmen as if they 're buhari's brothers,fulani herdsmen come from different countries in Africa,stop making it look as if he supports them. And don't worry they will be dealt with the way shittes were dealt with its not by making noise.

enieme:
And he actually called her baby mama?

That's gross. He's arrogant.

BeardedMeat:
Nope! I equally celebrate fashole, tifnubu, Aregbe, Rochas, Amaetif. Kids everywhere! Mtcheeew

Ok I agree am a kid. Move on.

floragregs:
ok then

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