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Travel / Re: Zenith Bank Shares Coming Out Soon !n150 Billion by henrynwosu355(m): 7:31am On Sep 14, 2015 |
pls I will like to own a share in zenith bank what are the procedures and requirements |
Education / Re: HND & B.sc. Saga: "Grant Polytechnics The Right To Award Degrees" - ASUP by henrynwosu355(m): 3:57pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
godwinkessi:see as you dey talk am as if its that easy |
Education / Re: HND & B.sc. Saga: "Grant Polytechnics The Right To Award Degrees" - ASUP by henrynwosu355(m): 3:52pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
not like that oo am just saying its either they close polytechnics or they grant them their request |
Education / Re: HND & B.sc. Saga: "Grant Polytechnics The Right To Award Degrees" - ASUP by henrynwosu355(m): 4:47pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
nonsense why did they even approve polytechnic since they know that they will be discrimination even university cannot accommodate all the people seeking admission look at unilag which country take jamb and post ume just to enter university still there school is 100times better than ours so we are the once causing our problems 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Man Rapes Two Daughters, Stepdaughter In Lagos (pictured) by henrynwosu355(m): 10:02am On Aug 24, 2015 |
na wa ooo the man no normal him get problem am sure about it |
Travel / Re: Angola Visa by henrynwosu355(m): 2:58pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
thats true i have a brother there money is there but the visa is harder to get than a usa visa |
Sports / See The 10 Categories Of EPL Fans In Nigeria – Which Do You Belong To? by henrynwosu355(m): 12:31pm On Aug 08, 2015 |
Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment you’ve
all been
waiting for is here….
Its the start of the English Premier League
2015/2016
season. Grab some popcorn, a bottle of coke, an
empty
bucket (for tears), a chair and a seatbelt for its
gonna
be one long and turbulent ride as we all show our
unwavering support for our various clubs be it
Manchester United, Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool,
(and
maybe) Manchester City, and Tottenham (abi
Leicester
city fan dey Gistplanet?).
These are the various category of fans we have in
this
country:
1. The Die-Hard fanatics: This set are the patriotic
fans
that tend to love their teams even more than the
players, coaches and even the owners. You’ll hear
some
chelsea fans say “Roman Abrahamovic carry
Benitez
come Chelsea to come relegate us abi”. They are
the
most genuine fans. They may not know what year
Nigeria gained independence but know their
entire club
history.
2. The Die-Another Day fans: This set of fans will
vow
never to support their teams again when they
suffer a
huge loss. But a month later when their team
“seem to”
have bounced back, they will return. Arsenal fans
be
like “I will never support Arsenal again till they
sack
Wenger” all na mouth.
3. The Passive fans. This set of fans may even have
jerseys but support their teams only with mouth
and on
social media fora but have not watched a single
match
since 1996. Some liverpool fans used to belong to
this
group.
4. The Bad Belle fans: This set are born to hate.
They
may claim to be supporting a team in Cyprus or
Ukraine
so you can’t even bad-belle them back. You’ll hear
some say I’m an Anti-Man U fan. Shuooo
5. The Glory Hunters: This set were Mancity fans
in
2014, Chelsea fans in 2015 and Who-ever-will-win
fan in
2016. They jump on the merry band wagon
wherever
they see it. But for real if you see any mancity fan
ask
them what year they started watching football.
6. The follow-follow fans: I started this post by
saying
“Ladies and Gentlemen” but we all know 80% of
girls
support the teams their boyfriends support. They
were
Chelsea fans when they were dating Chukwudi but
are
now Liverpool fans now that they’re dating Frank.
Few
guys also belong to this group.
7. The football encyclopedia: This set knows the
nitty-
gritty and entire history of football. They can tell
you
the second player that was substituted in the
friendly
match that Arsenal played in 1927.
8. The Gamblers: This set of footballers are the
ones
that have high bp at the closing minutes of games.
Taunt them at your own peril.
9. The Debators: This set argue football like its
service
to humanity. They can argue even the most
mundane
things such as “inside christiano ronaldo and
neymar
hair which one fine pass”.
10. Some La liga fans: This is a very small set of
fans
that were once Premier league fans but got their
hearts
shattered and decided to run to support Barcelona
where they know they’ll be safe.
Which category do you fall under? |
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