₦airaland Forum

aspirebig:
Those guys are very very corrupt now.

Imagine driving down from Lagos and i was stopped by FRSC guys at Ore,after greeting the guy that stopped me,one Oyebola,he asked for my driving license,i showed him the photocopy,he asked for the original,i told him i dont carry it about. My driving license is the REAL one,not fake,it cost me like N12k and took like 3months plus to be processed plus all the capturing wahala. So even from the photocopy,the background of the passport will show you that is authentic,the passport background is not the same with the fake one done with N5 to N6k that is ready in 4xhours or less. Having checked and noiced that the driving license is real one,the guy asked of my fire extinguisher and C caution,i told him that they are intact but for the luggage i have on the seat where they were kept. The Oyebola guy who should be in his early thirties now direct me to his Boss Mr Tunji,dark and average height guy who is older. The Tunji guy now checked my papers are said i am carrying overload,i said overload? I am alone in my SUV,the luggage are all mine. He said my offence is overloading and the fees is N20k,or they will charge me to their office and issue a ticket to me. But i just took it easy with them as i already have experience of how they can delay me unnecessarily,i know of lastma and police delays in Lagos,so i just allow them to talk,they asked me to park well,so i reparked now closer to their official truck. Then i talked to one other FRSC guy who seemed to be more reasonable,after Mr Tunji rejected my N1K offer,the more reasonable officer asked him to collect 3k and they left me. I did not see any other officer on my way till i got to my destination.


But why will FRSC be stopping people on federal high ways on sundays ? Even some FRSC cars do not have functional headlamps,pointer,fire extinguisher and C caution? Why are they very aggressive and unfriendly? Are they not being paid salary? Must they collect bribe? Why are most of our uniform officials corrupt? Must they be very wicked by wasting people's time? Can't they just give a verbal warning and let person go? Buhari should look into the activities of all these uniform men on our Federal high ways. Some of them are just there to extort money from the citizens. It is the same FRSC guys that produces both fake and Original driving license. Even the old driving license that was scrapped,they were the people that normally produces the fake and originals. They always claim that the capturing machine is not good,but once you drop N1K to one officer,he will take you inside to be captured immediately and the capturing maching will be good. Sometime they claim they tyres and the tyre expiring dates,is it not our borders that the tyres passed into the country? All the big lorries,911 that loads fake tyres,fake drugs,fake automobiles spare parts pass through our roads daily,once they bribe the officials they pass.

Next time you buy tyres tell the vulcanizer to turn it inside out. ..make I see the road safety officer wen go roll under my vehive go check expiry date....abeg na which one be pointer sef?

Emac:
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Can't say much .. what if the person u transferred the money has already received it.. and told you otherwise.. it's important that most of these banks need evidence yo help

If that was the case then she would have a record of the transaction in her bank statement.

tamavi:
I don't know how possible this is said I scored 0.0 percent just so surprised

Are you sure you clicked on submit after writing the test?...because that is the only fathomable reason why you will get 0.0

Interested

54.4%

I also got invite for aptitude test for accountant II on saturday.I am coming from warri and I need like 4 people going for the same test from sapele,warri and benin so we can put funds together and buy fuel so I can come along with my uncle's car for easy movement to and fro.
My number 08055377295

NLC totally got it wrong.....they should have accepted the new price of 145 and ask for increment of minimum wage...it is when the govt now refuses to increase minimum wage that a strike action should have been called out and you would have seen the massive support Nigerians would have given them

chukwudi44:
NOI abeg tell the olodo!! not by using the DSS,EFCC and sahara reporters to harass,intimidate and malign the image of political opponents

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Why didn't you tell your chief Matron IPOB touts asociation why she didnt apply it under her service to the the INEFFECTUAL BUFFON

Heineken:
To those outside Abuja... I don't really have enough money so I need just two people to send their CV let me print it out and submit for them.. Am going there this morning.. Ashiruyemi@yahoo.com

I forwarded my CV to your mail...kindly respond

The first 2 documents to upload is proof of ownership and vehicle license but you said it is drivers license in your post .kindly elucidate further so I can be guided,thanks for the info

Lawyer and President-General of Save Rivers Movement, Charles Aholu, has accused Rivers state governor, Nyesom Wike, of spending N300 million to purchase two bulletproof 'mobile offices',
Aholu made the allegations in a Facebook post on Monday February 29th. Wike has not reacted to the allegation. Read what Charles Aholu wrote...

YOUR EXCELLENCY, WHAT IS THE COST OF YOUR LATEST SWAG?
Dear Sir,
I write you this letter as a concerned indigene of our beloved Rivers State. I did not set out to write because like other eletronic vuvuzelas, I desire to scout for cheap popularity. Trust me, my intentions are quite noble. I may be unable to unlace your sandals, but I am sure that I can draw your attention to those matters which merits your commendation and condemnation, so that your appetite for princely robes, real estates, automiles and bank-breaking acholic beverages can be put in check.
Please sir, don't be mad at me for revealing the golden nature of your taste. It is not in doubt that you are a man with a grand appetite for grandeur. that is not a secret at all. From your acquisition of choiced properties during your reign as Chief of staff to your former boss now turned enemy, to your accession to the laudable comforts of porsh automobiles, you have displayed an affection for luxury worthy of emulation by aspiring politicians who see you as a role model.

But my worry sir, is that you have decided not to put your taste for these automobiles in check. I recently heard that you acquired two bullet proof mobile offices reportedly worth three Hundred million naira (N300, 000, 000. 00).
If my records serve me right, you are the first governor to have purchased these luxury mobile offices in Nigeria. I know that by this purchase, you have shot Rivers State into the exclusive class of States in the world with a world class throttling office good enough to feed several families and for which great operational expenses would be incured. Bravo sir! Your swagger and 'prudence' are worthy of emulation.
What defies wonder is that you chose to buy two (2) of these sexy automobiles at a period of auterity and great economic strain when your government has for the same reason, discontinued the Rivers State Oversea Scholarship for want of funds. That you chose to purchase these offices at a period when salaries are yet to be paid and when the dollar is sky-high for want of local investment is a testimonial of your 'frugality and great economic marks-manship. You are indeed a modern wonder!
Please sir, permit me to ask you just one or two questions. What is the cost of this your recent swag? I hope the amount will not be eshrouded in mystery? I hope it will not suffer the Same fate as the 2016 Appropriation Bill which has remained a privately classified document?
Let me congratulate you once again for inflicting your kingly taste on the good people of Rivers State. You have proven yourself a good son worthy of emulation and have broken every record of economic frugality in an era of austerity.
Please accept my warmest regards!
Yours Sincerely,
Aholu Charles C.
Cc: Wailing Waillers

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/03/photos-lawyer-accuses-rivers-state.html

Same here.....have you called the number to confirm your attendance?,and do you know whether it is going to be oral or written?

The strident calls by the IMF and some foreign interest for Nigeria to devalue its currency and the artificial spike in forex rate created by Bureau De Change operators appears to have tanked. This has been linked to a complex and integrated currency management approaches deployed by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

According to a top source in the apex Bank, “The aim of CBN is to ensure that the divergence between the official and parallel rate does not exceed N3, so we are looking at a parallel market rate of N200/$ because the downward trend in the pressure on the naira will be sustained.”

“The CBN has the capacity to sustain the downward pressure and will deploy further currency management initiatives, while capitalising on fiscal policies of the federal government to remain in support of non-devaluation of the Naira. The current stand of the federal government on Nigeria’s legal tender is Non-Devaluation. It will be unwise for anybody to be hoarding dollars because we can assure you that Naira appreciation is going to trend upwards going forward.”

So far, the CBN in a bid to manage the pressure on supply has deployed over $11.7billion to support Agricultural Sector, SMEs, manufacturers and others. This has reduced patronage of black market by end-users and has forced rent seekers to dump the greenback thereby creating a dollar-glut in the black-market.

The source noted that it has been observed that most of the imports that were draining forex resources have since found local substitutes with attendant savings in forex and shortage of demand for the greenback, which was fuelling the pressure, this is also coming on the heels of the CBN instruction to commercial banks to publish allocation of forex to end-users, this has in recent times ensure that real sector of the economy and genuine users for education and medicals have been able to access forex at official rate.

In the same vein, industry analysts have described the development as a game changer for majority of local manufacturers in Nigeria. The manufacturers acknowledged that the impact of CBN policy on forex since, its inception has more than double their productive capacity, with attendant benefits in terms of expansion to meet increasingly higher demands for their products and services.

The Analysts said, “Conveniently, since the CBN foreign exchange policy came into existence, production capacity by local manufacturers has increased from 50%- 70%. This has impacted on their propensity to increase exports with higher volumes which is expected to also earn Nigeria commensurate higher foreign exchange earnings.”

Speaking further, the analysts are of the opinion that the policy has helped the local manufacturers to realise the urgent need to expand because of increasing demands for their products. Some of the manufacturers have submitted proposals for expansion and creation of new manufacturing plants, which the CBN has agreed to provide commensurate foreign exchange requirements to finance such ventures that will create employment and improve Nigeria’s capacity to attract more foreign exchange earnings.

The analysts also revealed that some of the local manufacturers are now developing capacity to also attract foreign investors, who are exploring investment opportunities in local firms to enjoy economies of scale and direct access to some of the raw materials required for production without increasing the cost of production.

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/02/keepthenairagrowing-cbn-targets-n200.html

Freeze took to his IG page to express his feelings on Jumoke Orisaguna instant rise to fame with various endorsements while Ayodele who finished with a 5.0 CGPA from the University of Lagos isn't getting any deal. Continue below...

Before Ayodele, no one had 'EVER' finished with a perfect CGPA in UNILAG!!! Since it was established in 1962, he made history by becoming the first to achieve such a commendable feat!

Now, so many questions come to mind. How come my dear friend Kunbi of 'April with Kunbi' hasn't styled him or recommended him for styling? How come CNN hasn't done a story on him? How come his life isn't documented on blogs daily? How come he isn't a brand ambassador for any product?

The questions are ceaseless.

Ciara put up a post of an equally beautiful traffic hawker selling some type of fruit yesterday and she was described, in Ciara's own words as 'beautiful and talented'. If these two 'hawker beauties' were discovered less than 2 months apart, it means that beautiful girls that hawk commodities aren't in short supply in Lagos.

While people who finish with with a 5.0 CGPA are almost non existent! It took 54 years to produce the first one!

While Olajumoke and this other lady are rough stones that could be polished to achieve a lustrous shine, Ayodele is a true jewel, a rare yellow diamond in its truest and purest form.

Let's not let our 'poverty mentality', that makes things of lesser importance seem valuable, cloud our judgement. I have no objection to polishing stones to bring out their shine, but please let's not do it at the expense of gems of inestimable value!

The outcome of our future depends largely on 'what' or 'whom' we invest in. If Japan, Switzerland or America invested their time and money in pretty bread sellers, we won't have the brains behind their automotive, aeronautic, horological or financial achievements today.

I'm not saying we shouldn't celebrate Olajumoke o! Before people call me a hater but like hell we must celebrate Ayodele first! Just my thought on a Saturday evening

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/02/freeze-questions-jumokes-instant-rise.html

It is easy for this devilish employer to be racking up expected qualifications.....but imagine d stupid salary they have quoted here....60k....with ICAN in view...how much does the stupid employer thinks it cost to pay for just one paper in ICAN

Thanks christopheojo
I got ur text message too,am currently @ my work site in sapele,,,,network reception issues.
I will call you when am back in benin after my work shift

Thanks for the info...will be there to submit mine tomorrow

This topic should make front page because not too long ago when Dasuki was re-arrested by the DSS on fresh charges after he was granted bail by the courts on charges brought against him by the EFCC,many wailers came out criticizing PMB led fed govt for disobeying court orders without trying to first understand the details of the case
Similar thing also happened in the case against Nnamdi Kanu
Now the courts have denied Nnamdi Kanu bail and also absolved the PMB led Fed govt of any wrong doing in both cases and the wailing wailers are silent
Also Tompolo has gone into hiding and has refused to obey COURT ORDER to appear and defend himself against charges that have been filed against him....Wailing Wailers why have you all been silent?..why have you all not raised your voices to shout that Tompolo should obey court orders

Justice Husseini Baba of the Federal Capital Territory High Court in Maitama, Abuja, yesterday February 8th, said the Federal government and operatives of the EFCC have not in anyway violated court order following his continued detention even after meeting his bail condition.

At the hearing of an application by Dasuki asking the court to stop DSS from detaining him, the presiding judge, Justice Baba, said his continued detention by DSS is not in anyway a contempt of court proceeding as he was arrested on fresh charges by the DSS the day he fulfilled his bail condition in December 2015


“At the end, it is my view that the application filed on behalf of the first defendant does not have any merit and I hold so. I therefore dismiss same. From paragraphs 6 and 7 of affidavit in support of this application, it is clear that after the first defendant/applicant satisfied the terms in Exhibit ‘Dasuki 2’ he was released from Federal prisons on December 29, 2015 at this point the order of the court, as far as I am concerned, which was directed at the Comptroller of Prisons, was in my view complied with. If the EFCC re-arrested the first defendant thereafter, it makes, subject to the circumstances of such arrest, an interference with due administration of justice but it cannot be a disobedience to the order of the court to release the applicant on bail. The reason is because in making the order of bail in favour of the first defendant, this court did not make any order against a re-arrest.”he said
The judge ruled that since it had been confirmed that Dasuki was being held by the Department of State Services, DSS, which “is a stranger” in the case, the EFCC which is prosecuting Dasuki and his co-accused could not be said to have violated the bail order. Dasuki is being tried for misappropriation of $2.1 billion arms deal.

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/02/judge-says-efcc-hasnt-erred-in.html

You have a shallow brain and you think with your anus

Lordave:
Even the emir of Kano is testifying the dumbness and ineffectual buffoonery of PMD

The moment PMD booked a bed in Stone Hearst Assylum in London to tend to his senility instead of patronising one of our rehabs in Abuja was the very moment I realised it's done for Nigeria and her pack of zombies.

PMD is an internationally acclaimed monumental disgrace, nevertheless, as a patriotic Nigerian, I hope the effects of his senility subsides so he can recuperate properly cos I don't want to see SanusiGate.

If anyone should talk about economic policies and the decline of the Naira it shouldn't be Sanusi. He still remains one of the worst economic policy makers in the history of Nigeria. I can't believe he's talking about devaluing the Naira. In the developed nations when currencies are devalued, it is to encourage exports, because the prices of local products serve as an incentive and a toast for foreign buyers. In the process, they earn foreign exchange, increase production and create additional jobs. Unfortunately, that is not the position with Nigeria. Oil is our major export and with the price of oil so low there are more supplies than demand. Can someone tell me how devaluation at this crucial stage will yield any positive effect for Nigeria? Unless we anticipate rise in oil prices and Saudi Arabia, Iran and Russia decreasing oil production

Foooooooooool

tuniski:
Buhari wont listen until the naira reaches 500 to the dollar. He doesn't get it and doesn't accept he doesn't! He is like Mugabe very dogmatic and strong headed.

If the payment will be made after the employment letter is out then I am highly interested.pls email me and connect me to the man,thanks....whisper2uzo@yahoo.com

NB;My brother this is the country we find ourselves,let us manage it for now and then we can begin to change it when we get to positions of authority so that our children and grandchildren will not pass through what our father's and grandfather's made us go through.

Done wit the aptitude test on saturday. ....waiting for the next step

hardayzee:
I got it too...

Cool...u stay in abj?,or u will be travelling to abj from ur state of residence? ...any info as to what to read to prepare for the test?,any info about their salary structure?

kunlexze:
sir which section of the website will i be able to read more information about the application level?? because i saw "2016 diet professional exams" "become a professional" "become an ATSWA student" and so on

Become an ATSWA student

Hello fellow Nairalanders,
I just got an invite for an aptitude test to hold on Saturday Feb 6th 2016 at Nexia Business Solutions audit firm in Utako, Abuja for the position of audit trainee.
Anybody else got the same invite.....reply me let rub minds

phredbongg:
Hi HenryUzor,

It's good to see that the info was helpful.

And yes, it's the one and only Alfred!

Now I feel unmasked...lol

Wooow tot as much.thanks once again and sucess as you continue your professional sojourn with ICAN in november

kunlexze:
Please i'm a 200level computer science student in a fed uni,and i am intrested in this ican.is it possible for me to apply?? And which level will be good for me to apply?

There are 3 levels
3.Professional
2.Skills
1.Application
As an undergraduate of Comp Science, you will have to start from the Application level and progrest from there
For more info visit ICAN website www.icanig.org

kunlexze:
Please i'm a 200level computer science student in a fed uni,and i am intrested in this ican.is it possible for me to apply?? And which level will be good for me to apply?

There are 3 levels
3.Professional
2.Skills
1.Application
As an undergraduate of Comp Science, you will have to start from the Application level and progrest from there
For more info visit ICAN website www.icanig.org

phredbongg:
Hello Henry,

You can get ACCA past questions on www.accaglobal.com. Just browse though the website for it and you will get everything you need.

Corporate Reporting in ICAN is Corporate Reporting in ACCA while SFM in ICAN is Advanced Financial Management in ACCA.

I am an ACCA affiliate and I also intend to write ICAN but by November.

All the best in your final papers!

thanks phredbongg,your info came in quite handy and useful.
i have downloaded all the past questions and answers on the site
NB: This ur moniker looks very familiar though...could this by any chance be alfred uniben accounting 2008 graduating set?