₦airaland Forum

This one is just doing his job like others before him.
Reuben Abati,
Fẹmi Adesina
Lia Mohammed.
Once his principal is out of office.
Ignominy will be his portion.

LeeMason:
Tribal bigot you did not see the Benin City – Agbor – Onitsha – Nnewi – Owerri – Aba Railway, with an additional branch line from Onitsha – Enugu – Abakaliki — Approximately 500 km.??

Until the rail line passes through every village,hamlet, evil forests and caves before they can accept SE is included.

helinues:
You want to give Security apparatus to non state actors, is it that some of you don't learn anything from OPC

what do you call Tompolo and Tantina?
or that ragtag outfit ebube egsu or something like that in the East?

nairalanda1:
If you Nigerians had supported total subsidy removal in 2012, or even long before 2006, by now we would have had more refineries competing with dangote.

oga shut up

This one is looking for child under the cover of marriage.
She doesn't want to be called a baby mama hence her desperation for marriage.
Once she marry and get that child, the man will see hell under her roof.

truxperteam:
We all have that one bank app that has embarrassed us at the worst possible moment.
You're at the counter trying to pay. The app crashes. You're sending urgent money to someone. The app says "transaction failed" but your account is debited. You're trying to check your balance. The app is "undergoing maintenance" for the third day in a row.
Nigerian bank apps have put us through genuine suffering and we need to talk about it.
So which bank app is the worst in 2026?

GTBank GTWorld
Access Bank AccessMore
First Bank FirstMobile
UBA Mobile
Zenith Bank Mobile
Union Bank
Fidelity Bank
Sterling Bank
Stanbic IBTC
Other (drop the name)

Share your worst experience below 👇🇳🇬
You can also search Truxper on Google to rate your bank permanently so others know what to expect before opening an account.

If Polaris (Vulte) isn't there.
That list is incomplete.
The .most useless app ever.

Jeezuzpick:
E be like say you never hear of Vodoun......that's what was turned to "Voodoo" in Jamaica.

The HQ is in Togo.

Togolese ladies are dangerously diabolic, o!

Voodoo HQ is in Benin Rep.
Their jazz is extremely potent

Seme is official border.
Benin Rep and SW share a long artificial border marked by Europeans decades ago
So many Yoruba crisscross this manmade demarcation every single day.
It's only at official border they project a semblance of separation.

Wait for some time.
The bank might reverse the transaction.
If after a month, no one contacts you for the Money.
Spend it judiciously.

Don't be like Ambode, stirring the hornet's nest cos you're no longer favored. Go quietly into the night.
This is what happens when one man singlehandedly decides who gets which political position in SW.
I'm not holding brief for Idi*t. He had 12 years to endear himself to Surulere but failed woefully.
TPain will find it easy to throw him under the bus unlike Fashola.

NinjaMetahuman post=139437843:
Some Nigerian doctors are senseless though, they just want to extract money from you even if it means lying to you when all you needed is a rest.

So I really can't blame anyone declining their advise sometimes.

This is why many refuse bed rest in Nigerian hospitals. It's a big avenue to rip patients off.
Try FMC in Ebute Metta. A bed rest of 3-5 days will cost you over 150k.
Many know the right thing to do but when it comes at such an exorbitant cost, some will walk away.
I don't blame them. Things are too expensive in this country especially healthcare.

I[quote author=EmmyMaestro post=139435993]“If any man keeps malice with me for just 3 days, I’ll sleep with another man” – Lady declares

A Nigerian lady has sparked reactions online after sharing her controversial opinion on relationships while reacting to the alleged cheating scandal involving singer Chike and the ex-wife of media personality Frank Edoho.

In a viral video shared on X (formerly Twitter), the lady defended women who cheat in relationships, claiming that prolonged silence and unresolved issues between couples often push women into the arms of other men.

According to her, no woman would remain completely loyal for too long if her partner decides to keep malice instead of resolving problems in the relationship.

In her words, she said:

“If any man try to keep malice with me in a relationship because we’re having issues, the highest I can be loyal for you is three days. Me and you are dating and we’re quarrelling. I no talk to you, you no come beg me, the highest I can promise you that I won’t give out my body to another man is three days.

“So Chike we love you, thank you for being a shoulder for her to cry on when she needed you, we love you and we’re proud of you. For once the men should be proud too. So if you keep keeping malice with your woman, another man will take your place.”

Her statement has since generated mixed reactions online, with many social media users criticizing her stance on infidelity, while others argued that communication are important in relationships.

The controversy follows ongoing social media discussions surrounding allegations involving Chike and Frank Edoho’s ex-wife, which have continued to trend online.

"If Any Man Keeps Malice With Me For 3 Days, I Will Sleep With Another Man"

— Lady reveals.. pic.twitter.com/T0iOd5Siv5

— YabaLeftOnline (@yabaleftonline) May 16, 2026

a few years time, this one will be crying and shedding tears over failed relationships and no marriage, blaming gods and men for her predicament.
I trust village people, they will save this and wait for her to get engaged and quietly send it to her fiance. Whick normal responsible man would read this and still marry this street thing?

Houseontherock1:
A group of bandits or terrorists? Please let's be bold enough to call a spade a spade! It’s important we stop softening these crimes with selective labels. If armed groups attack communities, kidnap citizens, and kill security officers, they are terrorists — whether they are called bandits or not. Changing the headline from “bandits” to “terrorists” in the body only shows the confusion in how these groups are described. The truth is simple: all bandits are terrorists by every practical definition.

It's a deliberate act by the Government and enforced on News Media.
Calling them bandits localize their crimes. Making it seem domestic. Terrorists has a more global, intense meaning which the government of the day tries desperately to avoid.
We love burying our head in the sand like ostrich oblivious to the clear and present danger surrounding us. They're probing our slim defences, attacking here and there, looking for weak spots.
Let's hope our case doesn't turn to Mali.

OP with stupid explanation.
Beware of Dog is a perfectly legal warning for anyone entering a premises.
If you're not invited, enter the house and get bit. You have no case.
If you're invited and lose guard it's 50/50.
Scaling fence to pluck mango, or you're too illiterate to read warning signs doesn't hold up in court.
Totally crap post

FreeNaijaII:
So my friend proposed to his longtime girlfriend of 3 years this month.

They are already planning to go and see her parents later next month and to also get a date for the wedding sometime in December this year.

They don't always have issues, and anytime they do, they will resolve it within a day or so.

So, my friend saw his fiancée's comment on Instagram validating Frank Edoho's ex-wife opening her legs to Chike (another man) while married to Mr. Edoho.

In her argument, she said that she was right to open her legs to another man because Frank confessed that he keeps malice as a form of punishment.

For the sake of anonymity, I can't share the screenshot here.

He (my guy) has already made up his mind to quit the relationship because he sees her comment as a red flag that should not be ignored.

I tried to talk him out of it, but it seems his mind is made up.

What can I do to help?

This is how you'll know the whole stupid story was made up.
Jobless OP

Oga IGP.
You don't have the authority to exercise such power.
If it's within Police Stations, barracks or formations, yes.. anything outside your gate isn't your jurisdiction when it comes to private or public business.
Don't get carried away please

I'm

thrillionaire:
These women, make Una give unaselves brain.
Take the initiative, find a middle aged hardworking but struggling man that has no girlfriend and propose a romantic relationship partnership with him.
Men yapa, na funds to marry be the problem, that's why many men shy away and even run from women.

Go find a poor man, house him and partner with him. Encourage him with funds to become a success. That's how you catch your man asap.

Some will prefer to grow old and die than spend their funds on a man.

Check your engine and transmission seats.

Such breasts lose appeal once unzipped.
They're often large dangling balls of flesh when let loose. Very irritating to the sight.
Best kept zipped up and let the bra give the illusion and impression of firmness.
Nothing dey these kind of breasts.

Eriokanmi:
Where will he win tinubu ? Check the electoral map of 2011. Gej's winning votes came from the south and middle belt. Don't forget we, the south west voted him too as our consensus candidate. I was supporting AC then. Tinubu will be on the ballot and south west will be shared, north too. As it stands and given the momentum of the day, only Peter obi stands a better chance of challenging tinubu and the reason his supporters had been drooling over obi's matter.

Jonathan's government was riddled with massive corruption and the reason Nigerians voted him out. Don't forget that. He was clueless and weak. He was just lucky ni. I'd rather vote tinubu than vote Jonathan. Ok is our mandate

See childish reasons. I don't blame you though.
You need to eat

epainos:
This is a very good policy. Excellent. You even see people abandon old vehicles in the streets causing obstruction everywhere. When you start paying heavily, no one will teach you to make a car park in your compound. Also, people will make business out of this by making creating car parks everywhere. Just imagine how Lagos inner streets and corners are going to be free.

In Lagos, the madness of streets parking is notorous such that wide streets (as wide as 4 lanes) many times are turned to a single lane. And the minimum all streets should have should be double lanes. This is so great. Very good.

Infact, I pray the fees arent just tokens but heavy pays. As in heavy such that those who abandoned vehicles in the street will run to dispose them fast. I kuku trust Lagos officials...they will milk them very well. Make dem milk people like that.

This is very evident in Ebute Metta currently.
You'll have developers building 4 floor structures with numerous flats yet no parking space to adequate cater for the tenant's cars, they end up parking on the streets. Come to Ibadan Street, a newly renovated street, they've turned it to single lane with people parking on BOTH sides of the road. It's just disgraceful.

Parachoko:
I hope Sanwo Olu can do this too in Lagos.

Miscreants should be removed from the street, especially the ones in Ikoyi/VI axis

A certain region would be shouting marginalization. That their people are being stylishly deported away from Lagos.

MadPolitician:
Then Nigeria should withdraw. Its no big deal
No one will kill Nigerians if Nigeria withdraws from such agreements.
Many countries have done similar things before.
If you sign an agreement and it does not work out for you, you withdraw from the agreement. You don't stay there and die simply because you were hoodwinked into signing such agreements..

We don't have the balls for that.
The UK that teleprompt our Govt isn't a signatory. They ordered us to sign, effectively crippling our power generation whilst they continually burn.
They don't want competition in that sector

False..
Nigeria is a signatory to one yèyé UN charter against using fossil fuel like coal for energy generation.. something about greenhouse gases, this effectively crippled most African & South American countries as they were forced to sign it, yet the US , UK and China (biggest polluters) aren't signatories and they burn megatons of coal daily with reckless abandon
So who's the fool here?
We have stupid sets of leaders with no forward thinking faculties.
You're rushing to ban use of coal cos of global warming to please the WEST whereas same WEST is utilizing coal for their own power generation.

otipoju:
A simple clerical error that could easily be fixed...but ego no go gree elderly people do the right thing on time.

This is the crux of the matter.
Some institutions believe they're infallible.
A simple issue of error that could be amended within a Senate siting and nobody would even know about it. They must do agidi.
I'm sire they were surprised at lawsuit coming from the student. I can also imagine them scrambling to settle out of court but the student refused.

What happened to the National Housing Fund deduction from civil servants salaries?

Flangelo12:
3 more musicians needed:

King Sunny Ade

Sir Isaac Black

Oliver De Coque.


The others can play with sand sand.

This one is fit for Eastern beer parlour, village meetings and Igbo age group parties.
E no pass Niger bridge. Local champion