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Three contractors were bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.
One was from Bangladesh , another from Nigeria and the third, from China.
They went with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor took out a tape measure and does some measuring,
then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job
will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit
for me)".

The Chinese contractor also did some measuring and figuring, then says, "I
can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100
Profit for me)".

The Nigerian contractor didn't measure or figure, but leans over to the
White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other
guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Nigerian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we
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What role does fashion play in romance..Do people actually go through the rigor of crazy fashion and styles to be romantic or just impress their name(s) in the register of FREAKS!!!
Nigerian celeb..Denrele,Ladies be sincere,do you find him romantic and as do those in my pics..

magnificio

dance! dance!! dance!!!

i no fit shout...

no wa...cunny man die,na cunny man go bury am...

Tag along will def. not do you any good..move on pls

"The terrorists over the years have continued to attack places of worship (churches and mosques) in order to destabilise the nation. This has necessitated the COAS to charge all corps and services of the Nigerian Army to provide ways and means of curtailing this menace.








i totally dis agree with does the statement above....when did boko haram attack a mosques? news media outfits are there attacked in both Abuja and Kaduna state..tertiary institution in different state and so on..none of those,but mere propaganda

in my own opinion, i think there is lack communication between the two of you..you are somehow not disusing what need to be said..if you are so serious about her a truly want to marry her...start talking

It is not good to underestimate the power of any social media as it has in its capacity the ability to make or mar a constituted government...take a toll from what happened in the North Africa revolt...lets be careful

Marriage is a lifelong relationship and only you know if you are ready for this journey. Don't be deceived by what is today cos they might not be there tomorrow.Follow the dictate of your heart and you will not go wrong.

me na the boobs first

yepa....dis na bomb waiting to explode

Rocktation: Everything that rumour has, has turned out to be true so far. So why doubt this?

abeg no think twice

na thunder go wipe dat him..d guy know say na the shortcut to take skip him bills be dat..

chop the life of your head cos you don't know the back of tomorrow...yes, ja ye ori e o meyin ola

kilimanjaro: This OP sounds crazy to me! How do i enjoy my life without women?
women are the sugar of life!

life too short for anyone to want to spend it alone....na small fraction of all the time wey u take hustle na him dem go take finish the money if you die either na your galfrnd or not...

love died with romeo and Juliet ....

ebamma: una think say jonathan na fool,he is daring the house of reps to impeach him so that he will unleash this ex-militants on them.

tompolo na business guy,wetin u xpect

D'banj go toilet when kanye compile that list....no worry e don shit finish but nothing to take wipe him ass..so he dey beg jazzy for tissue, na their kanye vex say wot an insult when him get acid water for am here..

congrats..

Seriously you lack things to talk about...where the accident happen and which hospital