₦airaland Forum

MrCork: ....Guys how do u feel when yor talking to a chick and some reason u start talking about foootball....and then she knows about football more than you.

...Dont you feel insulted?...please advise!

mstik: mr fork
get a life

naijaboiy: Robbery alert

Lolz...
was only passing by when some certain aroma hit my nose...
I had to Stop nd check...

You guys got a good cook here...


#sniffing the air#

FrancisTony: Who told you I'll be get married at 40.

Lool. Abeg minus 12years from it nau.

I was doing a mental calculation...

The result was the time you'd have been able to gather up enough courage to approach a lady...
You might prolly be 40

Is 28 not too early...Am looking at 30 or 32...

or I just do it celebrities' style -get a son at 28 and get married later... I dey joke sha!

AfricanApple: so u will come here and show holy holy but something else in real life

Nah...
I meant Nairalanders are different people entirely

We've been sharpened and polished by the different social threads that pop-up everyday...

So if you go out of here and still behave like your former self...

You're still a Learner

AfricanApple: make una wait o, all of una for here dey claim say una no dey go for hunting, so who be all those guys wey no dey allow person rest for road, if no be fine girl, e go be girl wey carry eru. wetin that one kon mean, Nairaland boys different from real life ones? una sabi lie sha!

FrancisTony: Same way people approach girls nau.

By that time it won't be girls anymore... you'll be approaching a full grown woman...

How would you toast her then when you haven't tried it on the girls when you were Young...

You'll be a big flop...
And a flop at 40 is a flop forever

Nah. I am not that dull except if you're talking about flirting.
You thinking I am not lousy or out-spoken. You are on a long thing.

Flirting is good at times...It helps boost your confidence and morale...


Hehehe... I know who you're...
Atleast we are thesame... talkative among friends.... quiet with strangers...

UrennaNkoli: No..I didn't do the toasting. Why should i

But It's possible na...haven't you seen or heard bout it before...
I know cute gurlz like you won't do that

UrennaNkoli: No..I didn't do the toasting. Why should i

FrancisTony: I don't need a girlfriend. I need a fiancé when it's time for me to get a wife.

Thinking outside Nairaland, as in?

You're internet-wise... but you are zero on street levels...

Am not that street wise but I know more bout the street than you
so what I implied was... don't build ur reasoning base on what you see on NL try to experience it too

UrennaNkoli: Mine waz kinda funny tho.

share it...let's laff with you…or did you do the toasting?

donroxy: why will you insult a man for God sake .... Hope you have filed your mouth sha

I could not approach her face2face never toast women before .... I called her on phone and blasted it to her ... ''hey, watz'up , there's been this shi:t I been wan tell you , I like you so much and I want u to be my girl'' .....

Taaa, heaven and hell consolidated that day .... She insulted me so tey I sick sef ....

I went to my aunty crying 2 her that shebi she told me she already finished the cruise for me ... My aunty said ''she is just playing hard 2 get that it is normal I shd keep pestering her'' ...


Lailai, I no gree again , I just left her alone for 2years and she latter dial me up on her own and I blasted it to her again on phone that same moment .......

She don mature too , she just said ''you sef, you never shelf this idea, ok lets meet'' !!

She respect my bluntness and thatzit !!! ....

FrancisTony: LOL! The thing is that, I have never fell in love with randomn girls, I am used to 'seeing' around. So, how am I gonna approach them, then?
I get to know a girl better i.e we have to be friends before I can start having affections for her

That is to say, I fall in love with so many features in a Lady not about facial beauty only.

That's why I can never be caught woman-wrappering on internet.

Lolz... there must be that 'feature' that attracts you to a girl before you get to learn about her other qualities...

You can't see a girl walking by and you automatically know she's brilliant and friendly... something Have to catch your eye...
Maybe her deep dark eyes...her broad smile... her curvy hips etc

Hehehe It's time you start thinking outside Nairaland

FrancisTony: Edit my name or space the Francis from Tony or else I will be getting unnecessary mentions.

MrIknowAll: 1.Dress like an English man, nt like a hausa looking dude.... 2.just smile a little bit when u see her
3.Tell her she looks prettier than u expected
4.ابجوع ةق ساافقييحىق
5. يزحف س كحغع

lirusehn: Ist impression my foot. Dont impress her Bro. I mean dont even try to impress her, dont act like a nice guy.

just keep smiling but dont pretend. if she does anything u dont like prolly her 'dress sense' let her knw it's behind low.

Dont claim to be nice when you sure Knw u ar far from bin nice. If she's yours she's yours

YOUR HONESTY IS BRUTAL

MrIknowAll: I dey stroll dey inspect post

MrIknowAll: Gud morning... I just dey wake, so I dey stroll...

Seun: Where will I find a younger wife who can afford to buy expensive cars and posh houses for me on my birthdays and introduce me to celebs?

kulkatty: Ladies should have the answer to this

cirmuell: Who told you this?

Neldrizzy: Lolll Dats mean bro!!