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Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Reasons Why Should Always Pray In The Morning by herald9: 9:59am On Jul 11, 2015

So your God doesn't know his duty or he just forget it on purpose so you need to remind him all the time.

Isn't he your heavenly father again? imagine how it would be if you have to remind your dad every time to provide food for you!

Indirectly you're asserting he's suffering from dementia. Lol.

And please, you guys should Stop using the misfortune of others as a point in thanking your god. It's normal assumption that God loves everybody and doesn't segregate, then why thanking your god because 'you are not like the other guy who slept yesterday and never woke up'. That's hypocrisy.

In my opinion tho.

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Politics › Re: Explosion Heard In Nigerian City Of Maiduguri by herald9: 9:33am On Jul 11, 2015

The volcano in that state is too active grin

Sorry, it's natural grin

Christianity Etc › Re: What If Dreams Are The Windows Through Which We Glimpse Eternity? by herald9: 8:52am On Jul 11, 2015

Throughout my teenage years, dreams have not been working for me, cause I always get the opposite of what I wish for. I couldn't help Stop being conscious and that makes the dreams subject to manipulation. I could fly through the Atlantic , I could beat a thousand madafakas and I could force my self to wake up if the opposition seem stronger.

After all the tales have been hearing, I want to believe there are more to dreams than just the play out of imaginations.
Afterall, I've had my fair share of the supernatural - intuition.

So some things works according to your believe.

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Releases First Beheading Video... by herald9: 8:14am On Jul 11, 2015

When a delicate issue like this is mixed with politics, it leaves me confused.

Everyday the group keeps advancing, from the mere guerrilla attack to a psychological warfare. This video will create the impression that they are gaining grounds and leave terror in people's heart.

This is no more the local Boko Haram we knew...

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Literature › Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by herald9: 7:41am On Jul 11, 2015

didn't know a thread like this exists.

Well these are my collections of all John Grisham novels.

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by herald9: 12:21am On Jul 11, 2015

Music/Radio › Re: What Are Your Current Top 3 Music Tracks? by herald9: 11:17pm On Jul 10, 2015

If you mean naija then they are:
Endia -me and my guyz
M.I -Badbelle
erm... *scratches head*

Romance › Re: ‘I Gave Him Sex For A Place To Live, But He Wants My Daughters As Sex Slaves Too by herald9: 9:17pm On Jul 10, 2015

He wants to Limpopo the mum and the daughter too?
Don't trust people from Limpopo.

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Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown Cant Spell by herald9: 8:23pm On Jul 10, 2015

He's high on ' BIITCHES AND MARIJUANA '

Christianity Etc › Re: What Have You Learned From The Religion Section ? by herald9: 8:15pm On Jul 10, 2015

plaetton:
Dyslexia is an ocular disease where images are not perfectly vertical or horizontal, therefore letters usually appear jumbled in no perfect order.
But I was merely joking, of course.

Uyi, for example is suffering from acute literary Dyslexia . He cobbles and jumbles some words together, and then, viola!, convinces himself that it means something.
And I am guessing that he tries to imitate his master, DEEEPsight, a master cobbler , who cobbles words together to create god, who then creates the universe.

Reading from these guys is like going to an art museum ,and then having to put your head upside down, in a futile attempt to get a visual appreciation of an image.

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Music/Radio › Re: I'M SAFE : An African themed love song By A Nairalander. by herald9: 8:10pm On Jul 10, 2015

Guy you funny o

"Like antivirus you just dey make me dey browse e " really? grin

The beat is cool. We can nod our heads and tap our foot along.
The rap is cool too, the guy's voice is nice and he uses simple typical punchlines.

But you shouldn't have compared it to African Queen. That one is deeper and uses a much better figures of speech not your "you are too fly just like Virgin airlines..." shiii.

At a scale of 1-10 I'll give you erm.... 4 or 5.

I don't really like descriptive love songs except those that makes use of personifications and abstracts. Nice try wink

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Music/Radio › Re: I'M SAFE : An African themed love song By A Nairalander. by herald9: 7:44pm On Jul 10, 2015

xtervaganza:
I've downloaded it and it's good but not great. Not the best after African queen but you tried

And if you really want to help yourself, don't do self-hype, it's bad for you.

It would be better if people here said your song is on a par o with African queen than you saying it

Sometimes when you hype yourself people would be curious to check you out and within a twinkle of an eye you'll get a massive downloads. grin

But the problem will be when you don't meet their expectations grin

So hype yourself if you know you're good. BUT DON'T MAKE IT A HOBBY.

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Music/Radio › Re: I'M SAFE : An African themed love song By A Nairalander. by herald9: 7:28pm On Jul 10, 2015

OK lemme download.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by herald9: 7:24pm On Jul 10, 2015

FrancisTony:
E pain am!
Oya, change that signature...

If I start with you, ehn?
Leave my signature alone. Na only me understand am.

Phones › Re: What Was The Worst Phone U Have Ever Used... by herald9: 7:06pm On Jul 10, 2015

HTC Sensation 4G

It started with the battery. I don't know why a company should produce a 4G phone with such a terrible battery rating. That battery was literally competing with Usain Bolt after I unplug it from the power source.
Next the Bluetooth started malfunctioning.

The last stroke that broke the camels back was when the two sides of the screen paralyzed so I had to rotate the phone like a steering wheel before I could type a sentence.

I majestically sold the phone at 5k to my neighbor. Today he can't unlock the phone cause the screen probs had spread to the pattern lock....

This made me hate HTC with passion.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by herald9: 6:55pm On Jul 10, 2015

Sinnzu:
Your signature says it all. I have no further contributions.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by herald9: 6:48pm On Jul 10, 2015

All these researches, digging up of data and analysis of online monikers are uncalled for. If people are trolling, they're neither using your data nor trolling on your site, so you've no reason whatsoever to haunt them. Different people have different problems in real life, therefore they join a social site to have fun and escape reality, what then do you gain from frustrating them here again. Live your life and allow people live theirs. If they open a thousand accounts, it's helping the population of Nairaland and seeeun is not complaining. You are using your time and resources in an unproductive way. Stop typing and start thinking, people.

Phones › Re: How To Browse On Airtel For One Month With #200 by herald9: 3:26pm On Jul 10, 2015

talentedchris:
can one download with it?

sure

Science/Technology › Re: The Ten Most Beautiful Equations On Earth. by herald9: 3:23pm On Jul 10, 2015

Math is really beautiful when you understand it. I used to fear calculus till I started solving it. Now my next fear is statistics.
sad

Phones › Re: How To Browse On Airtel For One Month With #200 by herald9: 12:05pm On Jul 10, 2015

ekim004:
guy hw far na give us d coco

*885*1# To check balance, dial *141*1# then press 1

Christianity Etc › Re: Questions About Religion For The Deep Thinker by herald9: 12:01pm On Jul 10, 2015

johnydon22:
You see where i say you add purpose to a whole not knowing that purpose is subjective. . . . You have concluded that the purpose of a gun is to kill and have subjected the purpose of a gun to your own idea which is to kill. . . A gun also injures as much as it kills therefore the purpose of a gun is to injure people, A gun also makes a pretty much fun activity for people who like practising with it as a pass away time therefore the purpose of a gun is for fun. a gun also can be used for decoration therefore the purpose of a gun is for decoration.… Maybe from the way a knife is made you will determine also that the purpose of the knife is to kill also.

Subjectivity in purpose is very clear, not all guns are used to kill because water guns don't kill. . .so you see how this purpose you have determined for gun remains your subjective opinion and nothing more... Purpose still remains what you make it to be

Lol. See semantics. Man you are good.

Phones › Re: How To Browse On Airtel For One Month With #200 by herald9: 11:26am On Jul 10, 2015

AsherStorm:
How many mb is for the 200 naira?

it's only 80mb... add #100 and get 250mb

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Phones › Re: How To Browse On Airtel For One Month With #200 by herald9: 11:24am On Jul 10, 2015

akasueba:
and can it Download Images or music

Lol music? I've downloaded three albums and loads of apps from 20mb and above using opera mini...

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Health › Re: (photo)drug Manufactured In 2016 Found At Pharmacy Store In Lagos Nigeria by herald9: 11:21am On Jul 10, 2015

Tallesty1:
Can you Give me one good reason why thunder should not fire you??

it might not be raining there...

Phones › Re: 3 Reasons Why Telegram Is Better Than Whatsapp! by herald9: 11:11am On Jul 10, 2015

Hey there! Whatsapp is using me.
And I can't let any silly apps use me again.

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Phones › Re: How To Browse On Airtel For One Month With #200 by herald9: 11:06am On Jul 10, 2015

madgoat:
Teach us

doesn't need tutorial. simply the opera mini bundle. *885*1#

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Career › Re: Meet The Nigerian Wonder-woman Who Is A Professional Painter, Tiler, And Plumber by herald9: 9:58am On Jul 10, 2015

The question is will you give her your work?

Phones › Re: How To Browse On Airtel For One Month With #200 by herald9: 9:55am On Jul 10, 2015

lol with #300 you can get 250mb for a month ... You can even check your balance.I'm using this..

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Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by herald9: 9:41am On Jul 10, 2015

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Celebrities › Re: See The Lady Who Is Challenging Cossy With Her Boobs Of 6 Photos Here.. by herald9: 10:00pm On Jul 09, 2015

Big boobs bad. Fun size better! lipsrsealed

Celebrities › Re: See The Lady Who Is Challenging Cossy With Her Boobs Of 6 Photos Here.. by herald9: 9:58pm On Jul 09, 2015

Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! A Suicide Bomber Blown Self In Yola? by herald9: 4:14pm On Jul 09, 2015

Nowadays people no longer walk through the valleys of the shadow of death.... They stay there. undecided

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