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lightking99:
how possible is that?

The lord walks in mysterious ways

lightking99:
and after the shortlife where will you end?

In SugarCandy Mountain

PerfectlyPerfect:
mehn, i bleeped up on this last week friday. it was my convocation night so i decided to hang out with ma guys, kinda a guys' night out so we went to a lounge. saw this pretty damsel sitting all alone but i failed to notice that she kept glancing at her watch. i approached her and asked her why a pretty lady like her was sitting all alone, she smiled and said she was waiting for someone. that was when i heard someone clear his throat. i looked up and saw this hefty fellow glaring down at me. didn't even know when i blurted out "good afternoon sir" while the time then was 7pm. i walked back to my chair while my friends laughed me to scorn

Serves you right

misshoree:
hmmm,thanks

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ollah1:
Yh, have wooed a girl in the market before. Collected her number and she came checking in few time. The rest na story

Classicalmusic:
Man, there's something you don't know about approaching a lady.

Lol. Who told you that? Who told i can't? Talking to a woman is not a big deal. If you want to win a girl's heart, let the approach be intriguing unless you just wanna be friends with her only. Then you might not really funny with her.

Have you ever had a cute chick hugs you and says she likes you but you really have to chase her so that she can be your girlfriend? Lol.

And you say OMG! Ur eyes r so cute and ur lips what r u up to?

Hmmm It's okay if you find approaching a lady in the market intriguing for you.


@bold niqqa you gay?

pretydiva:
A woman's pride is her virginity.dats d best gift she can eva gve 2 her husband

The best gift she can give to her husband who must have had up to 10 sexual partners before meeting her?

This is very wrong.

chrisbaba1:
Popularity or not. The man is living his dreams. ..... CBn president to emir.

Live urs and stop the grumpiness

Noted

olojaoke1:
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ODE,WHAT YOU TERM AS LOVELY IS NOT WHAT THE OTHER PERSON TERM AS LOVELY. LEARN TO RESPECT THE OPINION OF OTHERS....RANKADEDE EMIR.

knightsTempler:
I tire for the op oh.

I coundn't see anything lovely on the pic.

Op must be high on cow dung.

lower your voice... that's a mod

Classicalmusic:
A girl whose mother is a Lawyer and father a Politican is a street girl? Think twice brother.

She looks sweet. I heard her saying we speak good English.

ubong560:
Market engineering. Lol.

Nosyke:
Since when did a guy /man shopping for food stuffs in a market become 'no levels' thing.

Wait for a chic on her way( you mean sneaking up on a lady)? Seriously??

Smh

Sneak... like seriously?
No I mean ambush her

If you didn't understand by what I meant by wait for her...I can't explain any further.

Vixo:
Herald dey find E-war oooo....heheheheheheh

No sir...those who ask questions can't loose their way

ubong560:
Lol. I am an engineer by profession, so i am exposed to these ladies at my will.

Classicalmusic:
That's not true. Market is even the simplest place. My friend saw this pretty girl and he was like, guy, should i talk to her? I said yeah go ahead

To cut the story short, my nigga told the girl that she looks like his mom and blah blah. Now they're lovers.

ubong560:
Na madness dey worry u. Lol. FYI, i'm talking abt bankers, top working class ladies and high rated students alike.

When them wan come buy Okro abi