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Romance › Re: 5 Places Where Not To Chyke A Lady by herald9: 2:07pm On Dec 20, 2014
ubong560:
How many times have i not toasted babes successfully in the market?
I'm not talking about chyking your fellow Okro sellers in udua akpan andem...
Romance › Re: 5 Places Where Not To Chyke A Lady by herald9: 2:02pm On Dec 20, 2014
striktlymi:
Even at the market. If the gal is into the guy as much as the guy is to her, it will all come down to how the guy approaches the lady.

The type of approach will vary with the type of market. The strategy for say, a park and shop, would be different from an 'open' market.

The principle is basically the same. Bottom line is whether both parties are drawn to each other.

If there is no attraction that's when excuses like those mentioned in the OP would come to play.
When I said market, I'm talking about the Naija type.

What will a dude be doing in the market?
A girl would probably think that you have no levels and they would treat you as such.

So why not quietly buy your things,Keep it somewhere,tidy your wear and wait for her on the way.

It would save you a lot of embarrassment Bro.


Romance › Re: 5 Places Where Not To Chyke A Lady by herald9: 1:25pm On Dec 20, 2014
striktlymi:
I don't believe there is any ideal or wrong place to try and woo a lady, except say for private places like the lavatory.

I believe one can woo a lady successfully in the above mentioned places when the major factors like attraction and the manner of approach etc are in play.
Even in the market?
Romance › Re: 5 Places Where Not To Chyke A Lady by herald9: 1:15pm On Dec 20, 2014
•When she's passing by a cemetery.
•If she's waiting for a cab.
•If she sits alone in the bar...glancing at her watch every second..
Poems For Review › Re: Musings Of A Dying Man by herald9: 1:13pm On Dec 20, 2014
s3nn2x:
This is my assignment thread...
Are you a member?
Family › Re: Man Fights Wife Cus Dad Bought Her A New Car by herald9: 1:07pm On Dec 20, 2014
There's a probability that this story is just a story...

I may not be really happy cause he didn't inform me...but I wouldn't react cause he's my father and not an outsider...

I believe there was no hidden intention.
Romance › Re: Match 'n' Tag [Suggestion Thread] by herald9: 12:56pm On Dec 20, 2014
zyzxx:
I just give u and xmas gift bro cheesy grin
Owk bruhz... take your own...deriz love in sharingcheesy
Romance › Re: Match 'n' Tag [Suggestion Thread] by herald9: 12:16pm On Dec 20, 2014
Dahjhi:
hope I never late grin
Lolz.. not so late... At least front seat still dey...lemme just balance here...goggling through ..
Christianity Etc › Re: Behold, The Atheists' New Ten Commandments by herald9: 11:26am On Dec 20, 2014
Here are the "Ten Non-Commandments"

1. Be open-minded and be willing to alter your beliefs with new evidence.

2. Strive to understand what is most likely to be true, not to believe what you wish to be true.

3. The scientific method is the most reliable way of understanding the natural world.

4. Every person has the right to control of their body.

5. God is not necessary to be a good person or to live a full and meaningful life.

6. Be mindful of the consequences of all your actions and recognize that you must take responsibility for them.

7. Treat others as you would want them to treat you, and can reasonably expect them to want to be treated. Think about their perspective.

8. We have the responsibility to consider others, including future generations.

9. There is no one right way to live.

10. Leave the world a better place than you found it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Can You Find It In Your Bible? (pic) by herald9: 11:21am On Dec 20, 2014
He is one of the 'three wise men' that brought gifts to Jesus...cheesy
Family › Re: Story Of A Baby Who Can't Be Hugged by herald9: 11:17am On Dec 20, 2014
Hmmm..
A baby who can't be hugged...
Is this a blessing or a curse?
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Seen An Albino's Obituary.. by herald9: 10:49am On Dec 20, 2014
Do they even grow old?
Have never seen an old albino before..huh
Romance › Re: Match 'n' Tag [Suggestion Thread] by herald9: 10:39am On Dec 20, 2014
#Seats at the back...watching the procession keenly...#
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholicism Doctrines And Its Biblical Root(debunking An Argument) by herald9: 9:12am On Dec 20, 2014
pweetyz:
Herald9..i typed a really intelligent reply to you buh it was stolen away by network probs and i'm too lazy to re-type

bdw..if you call catholics pagans..do you also imply that the pope saint Peter who was so loved by Jesus christ is a pagan??
Quote any portion of the Bible that said Peter was a Saint and a pope
Career › Re: 10 Types Of Occupations That Make The Most Money This Season. by herald9: 9:09am On Dec 20, 2014
misshoree:
let me Pm yu
Sorry, I couldn't log into my yahoo account -temporary locked down.Can you send to henrymax90@gmail.com...

Sorry for the inconveniencesad
Jokes Etc › Re: Pics Of The Day: .Describe This Guy In One Word! by herald9: 12:22am On Dec 20, 2014
holatin:
Which guy ?
Did you study philosophy?
Romance › Re: 15 Ways To Know If You're Not Ready For Marriage by herald9: 12:05am On Dec 20, 2014
If you're still in school, you're not ready for marriagesmiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Top 10 Funny Exam Answers by herald9: 12:00am On Dec 20, 2014
I couldn't laugh... I'm cryinggrin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pagan Practises Knowingly Endorsed By Jehovahs Witnesses by herald9: 11:57pm On Dec 19, 2014
Paulgrundy... you need to settle this your beef with Jehovah's witness at their headquarters.
Career › Re: 10 Types Of Occupations That Make The Most Money This Season. by herald9: 11:53pm On Dec 19, 2014
misshoree:
I don't know undecided
OK
Poems For Review › Re: •••CURTAIN CALL•••• by herald9(op): 11:44pm On Dec 19, 2014
Creepy

I was alone in a moonless night,
Walking down a desolate road,
The road I always take,
To avoid the old gateman's suspicious stare.

To where I was going, I Did know.
Seems my wayward mind connived with my feet,
To drag my body,
On a journey of doom.

Yes,my love for my friends took me this way,
They'd have been here,probably going to
Steal some mangos,
In the cemetery.

If they were not locked up,
In the school's toilet,
For stealing,
The headmistress' locket.

What was my mission?
"To rescue my friends",I grinned excitedly,
As I climbed the tree,
And scaled over the fence.

I landed on it,soft,slippery.
It gave a jerk and I came tumbling down.
I stared into the darkness, it stared back,
My fears began to rise.

My body filled with dreadful chill,
As it glides motionlessly towards it's prey,
I tried to scream, my breathe failed me,
As it gets closer,it keeps getting closer.

Transfixed.
A gentle drip of sweat trickles down my face,
As I closed my eyes,
Waiting for the kiss of death.

I felt it in seconds;
Alas it was soft.
How it be so?
I had no idea.

And I felt it again,
Much more firmer,
I opened my eyes,
Not sure of what I'll see.

Still two pairs of eyes staring at me,
Yet these eyes were different,
Soft,tender and filled with care.

What was it?
It was my mum!
It was a dream!!!



cc: Laykorn
Lekki10
Ghostlady
Dre11
Veey
embarassed
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Poems For Review › Re: •••CURTAIN CALL•••• by herald9(op): 11:12pm On Dec 19, 2014
Airtel yaf freed me at last...

Lemme put down something before I hug my bedsmiley
Sports › Re: The Ten Most Beautiful Stadium In Nigeria by herald9: 10:13pm On Dec 19, 2014
Ayoswit:
d newly built akwa ibom intl stadium is Christened nest of champion
Lolz... that's my state cef and I didn't knowembarassed
Sports › Re: The Ten Most Beautiful Stadium In Nigeria by herald9: 10:12pm On Dec 19, 2014
peleson:
Guy ageg remove enyimba stadium abaz! Na beg i dey beg u
Bros Na bonuscheesy
Poems For Review › Re: The Freestyle Collaboration Lounge. by herald9: 10:08pm On Dec 19, 2014
Laykorn...sorry I told you I don't do this love poetryembarassed
Career › Re: 10 Types Of Occupations That Make The Most Money This Season. by herald9: 10:05pm On Dec 19, 2014
tosyne2much:
ooooh boy my hand no dey this one ooooo

That awkward moment when God shows you this your comment and uses it to judge on judgement day
tongue
Lwkmd...
Even God knows I'm speaking the truth...
The only judgment he'll give me that day is...

"This is my beloved son,with whom I am well pleased" tongue
Poems For Review › Re: The Freestyle Collaboration Lounge. by herald9: 9:36pm On Dec 19, 2014
laykorn:
Ghostlady's in love but she hides behind thick walls.
Told her to marry me, said I look like a playerboy
When I sleep now, I dream of nothing but her killing smile.
Her full lips and her soft tender touch.



Leego
You said love,
I see infatuation,
She wouldn't fall for a poet,
Lest she gets treated like a free verse.
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Poems For Review › Re: The Freestyle Collaboration Lounge. by herald9: 9:27pm On Dec 19, 2014
In!

Left hand on my phone,
Right hand on my spoon,
Sending grains of rice to an early grave.

I should have been here,
I should have been here long ago.
But Airtel played on my intelligence.

Now I'm free,
Yet not so free.
But struggle I must.

So let's get this ball rolling,
Let's keep our ink flowing,
Laykorn is here with us.

grin
Career › Re: 10 Types Of Occupations That Make The Most Money This Season. by herald9: 8:50pm On Dec 19, 2014
misshoree:
Tosyne2much yaf turn eveyone to a critical thinker undecided
Everyone now creates thread with 10types,5types,8types of everything grin


Let me add mine tho;the giftitem seller-its the season of love and everyone expect to receive love.yu can show love by sending gift to your friends and partner.bf's wouldn't wanna disappoint their girlfriends. grin
I don't know why...
but I've always seen you as that soft spoken girl that doesn't need to speak much or she'll run out of breathe?

Is my assumption truehuh
Literature › Re: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by herald9: 8:29pm On Dec 19, 2014
FrancisTony:
Be expecting me in Uniuyo sooner. cheesy
Unfortunately I don't live there... -_-
Literature › Re: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by herald9: 8:12pm On Dec 19, 2014
laykorn:
Please na.
Ayamlaykorn
Lolz... I was even trying to submit my poem but 'busy-ness' won't let me...OK...I'll come.

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