₦airaland Forum

SexyStrawberry:
Like I said before, its none of ur business how others run their lives, live ur life they way it soothes u, don't give account for people, its not in ur place to do that, if he clubs every freaking day, na ur money abi na ur body? ...........hmmmmmm ndi mmadu sef.......

stop sounding like you are an island. if every body live.the way they like with control,
why do pple come.to NL.to.give advice.
there will be no need for that.

SexyStrawberry:
Na wa o! this one na question? wait o, are u seriously asking me that? Oh Olorun o! Jesu Oluwawa o! hmmmmm dis jamb question they heavy me for mouth n its just hard to answer, Mr. SINNZ what the hell is wrong with clubbing? oh wait o, I just reasoned ur moniker again, no wonder! OK o oga clubbing frequently is not bad, every one has got his or her own choice, like terms begets like terms, the only place where its wrong and I don't support is keeping secrets from ur spouse, if u know ur going to keep secrets from ur spouse over every little thing, even ur movements are secrets, why on earth are u with that person? Ur spouse is supposed to be ur better half, ur best friend, ur brother, ur sister, ur pally pally so why hide ur movements? That is the point I am driving at, I guess ur looking at the moral beliefs of clubbing, live ur life the way it soothes u oga and let others live their the way they deem fit.

hello babe, you are defining this clubbing from western view. there is no morals in
african clubbing. we know what happens in the club except if you av not been.to one .
clubbing frequently is no good habit.

Handsomeemmy:
You guys don't understand, it is not the going to the club thing, think wide. Maybe the guy called her earlier and she refused to pick the call, Maybe she lied to the guy that she was home and about to sleep, maybe she lied to the guy that she wasn't feeling well, Maybe she lied to the guy that she was home studying, maybe she picked a quarrel with the guy few minutes ago just to have an excuse to leave his presence. So much maybes , You hardly can trust some of these ladies.

My one Kobo.

guy you are the type of guy with vision ladies love.
1 bottle of ORIGIN for you niccur.

CHM11:
How much do you earn young lady?

my dear, the matter tire me oh.
ladies that dont even have work, no connection to even get work or help.the guy get.better work will come.online and be shouting.financial security.
go out.there and make.your.own money too bfor you start complaining of a man the earns 50k.
what if you marry a man that earns 250k, after your wedding he.lost.his job.
what will you.do in sure situation when you dnt.have a job yourself.
some.babes talk like.them just migrate enter 9ja.

missangela:
I hope you will also tell your sisters/daughter(if you have one) to give free toto to guys

babe why are you taking personal nau?
abi you wan start promo nii.

HateU2:
OK


Treat ur stomach Don't wanna loose u Still luv u

jisos...End Time Love.

jcmaiah:
OP what's the difference between jollof rice and white rice?

hahahaha...omo your reply badt

I dnt think its impossible but chances are very low...say 9%

naughtynaughty:
Every woman has been a victim of her fellow woman or
has dealt another fellow woman some
hot 'punches'.....We all know this but
Guy's own is on anoda level, they pretend
to support each other but do worse.


Men are so envious of each other that it
is unbelievable...have you wondered
why most men do not bat an eyelid
before sleeping with their homies babes
or wives? Or even sleep with their fellow men's little daughters.


Yes women do it too but men come
on!..lol

RECEIVE SENSE.

BollingtonBabe:
I have friend who's in a relationship. My friend's boyfriend is the jealous that anytime he sees her with another guy he would start to vent anger. My friend loves this guy but she's confused on what she can do to make him stop being jealous.

i thought i warned you, you refused.
you don finally open the thread come cast yoursef for public.
SORRY SWEET HEART.

Decker:
Boring!

Why aren't Nairaland trolls inventive and funny anyone? All we have now are dimmwitted folks who intentionally misspell words and create dumb threads just to sound funny.

@adaksbullet, guess what? You are not funny. There are many other dimwitts like you such as boiledcorn, keketu etc using this style of trolling that you have adopted, so you don't even have your own personal style.

There are trolls who have made a mark and who people have come to love, the likes of mrcork, onila, andyblaze and ko, but you, you don't have what it takes to be like them, you are just a complete waste of cyber space.

I'd advise you deactivate your account and invest your time into something more important, instead of investing it on a boring online personality that no one gives a fuq about.

habaa....wat hapin?

clevvermind:
u mean shaving stick?

exactly
you are bad ass niccur you av got an eagle eye

am here to sale shaking stick. that's all.

kilode100:
Are you sure the smell is not from your room? Just saying#

smiles...guy you got me cracking ...fell from mat.
but you be badt guy oh
howu take know say na im room.

bomasek:
Boss are they all media persons,some do that just to upload on their FB,whatsapp, BBM and twitter. The intent isn't to disseminate the news just for a vain glory act

you are correct dou but thats how some pple that dnt have time for TV get their info's.
which ever way info must be passed.
nice day.

bomasek:
See fools eager to take pictures of dead folks. Na wa o

if they.dont take the pictures, how would you get to see.the information?
for your.mind you are showing sympathy.
u de live for ikorodu axis nii? go see.for yourself.

rodDICK:
This is one of the problem I have with ladies. Its not the guys fault dear.

You have a moniker called naughtynaughty, you sample ur patchy jean that shows off ur fresh and smooth skin, when he gets to see u, u wear a see-through blouse that shows half of ur sexy back and a huggy short skirt and u expect him to be a gentleman and take the wooing step by step? It dsnt happen. He probably invited u to his house because u showed him ur assets and told him u were in for it.

If a guy invites u to his place, very possible he's sure u gave him a msg that u want or like it.

brother you.nailed it.maan
you are a bleeping.niccur
i.feel you.bra.

EroticAngelina:
Dats cos I didn't wear makeup. buh ofcus u wudnt know dat

FYI, I myt look lyk a basic chic to u, buh look extra to someone else. so no offense taken.

at your moniker: if thats the makeup that is taking most of your time in front of mirror...
you still de learn work.

EroticAngelina:
when u guys finally have sense and patience.

we are trying to look good for u!! can't y'all be fvcking patient!?! we ladies, its wat we're known for.

if we don't look good, you guys complain! if we look good, u guys still complain! abeg free us

why dont you shot up and try to work with time.
who ask you not to look good after i haff pre informed you we will be leaving by 12pm.
12:15pm you start making up. who is insensitive in this matter?

buygala:
6- Stop having silly monikers


Who in God's name will take a girl seriously who calls herself 'Sugarbee, Punkyveer, Mzflexydeeva, EroticAngelina?


Monikers like 'DaughterofZion, ilovekids, Evangelistblessing, Adamsrib, iloveJesus are more appropriate for available spinsters

smiles.......i cant stop laffin.

elvisdaniels:
Sharp guy
That awkward moment you're having sex with a prostitute and you re seriously feeling her soul and you we be like
oh!...
Baby.........say my name
she then screams...................
‪#‎CCCUUUSTOMMMER

smiles...this got me cracking.

onila:
there is power in the tongue
what if I say it and it comes true. tufia!
rather keep saying I wanna marry a rich man
more positive

y not work hard.to make your own money? you get more respect from your man. and beside do you really think you have the qualities to attract a rich man?

onila:
there is power in the tongue
what if I say it and it comes true. tufia!
rather keep saying I wanna marry a rich man
more positive

y not work hard.to make your own money? you get more respect from your man. and beside do you really think you have the qualities to attract a rich man?

nice op, you are the real niccur. everything u said is on point.

Boyolity:
A pussy is the best rehab in the world, a dick goes in angry, erect and dry but come out subdued, gentle and wet

hahaha...this got me cracking.
but it couldnt save larmo or what do they call him.

KaDeeN:
I wish nija can do their own one they and call it land line!

naija already has INNOSON MOTORS .
what we need now is the acceptability n affordability.
we will say bye bye to tokunbo cars.

dBard:
I Ain't your brother and with what I see , I may not need to do that, because obviously, she's already beyond the level of a fresh undergraduate ( judging by the present standards)

There's hope tho...gigolos, I hear , do scratch out a living f themselves

smiling in french.....
laughing in biafra.

I am a karrissshiiikaaaa no vex

lolz...no wonder.

danjaba:
For sure, he have sense more than you.

you must be an aboki. i know your type. go back into your hut n suck cow breast.

Jolllyjoy:
why not desist from quoting me when you know my post was beyond your comprehensive skill?

JOY sharap there

what skillz are you talking about?
this rubbish and inconclusive statements.
you must be full of your self.
ndi ara.

DaFlash:
Those set of people are nuisance everywhere they are, online and offline

for your mind, you think you haff sense.
he is entitled to his opinion just like BBC.
stop criticizing others cos you dnt know the reason for his statement.
your opinion.is meaningless cos it will not change anything.